Today is Wednesday, tomorrow is Thursday... Not a rumor at all Annnnnd End of the week, Thanks God for your blessings Today I've realized it's good to be lazy and irresponsible sometimes

^^ 500 calories for the sandiwch + 250 Coke + 390 for the french fries Total : 1140 calories Bon Appetite

^^^ Sheh,,, of course 30 degree is not like 46 degree.... So there is a huge difference between a) Hot, b) Very Hot and c) Extremely Hot (hope the V-Kool keeps working) Having no addiction means having Self-control... amazing....

You know what really matters as a Somali,, that you don't have two or three names? I don't know why they call the baby two/three names?? Just bcz the father and mother cannot agree on a specific name, each one of them will have a different name for the baby... and suddenly the grandmother will get involved and call another name.... Then you will find cases where someone is called three names @ the same time : Samira,,, Aisha and Hibo,,, bismilah!!!!!. I hope these children don't get schizophrenic (Dr.Jackel and mr Hyde) Anyway, my name means victory and triumph....I wasnt able to pronounce it when I was a kid, I hated it when I was a teenager and I respected it when I grew up ...just for the sake of my marvellous mom...

Really,,, hairy?? probably the Arab guyz who grow their hair... But somalis, no way... Have u came to UAE? Ngogne: You should appreciate Babu or Raju for the the super hair-cut of urs,, So with the hair-cut, have you got a massage for your neck and shoulders as well?!! I am sure a massage from the Indian Fingrz would make u glow and look like a twenty+ fresh spirit.

^^ My Fabulous Storyteller: I wasn't away,,, just hiding... I've noticed that I am more active in SOL during the Summer time.... Back 2 the addictions Topic: R U addicted to Stories (1001 nights)?

^^ Zulfa is a name for a lady in the Arab World, only in Somalia they use it for guyz So I am not a bloke, I am a mademoiselle

Originally posted by sheherazade: ^ugh at rough hands(OK ugh only if he gets to touch me otherwise who cares LOL). Sorry about last night, got quite late. Losing hair is traumatic- imagine losing yours Zulfa. They're probably losing some hair and dealing with it pre-emptively. Waa runta, it is horrific to lose your hair. But, dear, most of these guyz are not losing their hair by chance or bcz of their fate, it's by their choice. Girl, this is becoming a national security issue LOL..... Why the extremism: Somali men are either 1) Afro Generation or 2) Kojak Generation LOL (wel 7aki elek ya jarah )

Ngng: 3endy i7saas 3azeeem o 3ameeq ennak a9la3.... I can feel it Jawad El 3ali is out of the list plz Buuxo: So it's a philosophical issue now: To be a bald or Not to be..... Good for them,,, they won't waste much money on Shampoos, hair style or combs....

Originally posted by Sherban Shabeel: bald is beautiful the Pharaohs were bald and they had nice heads lol I love comparisons LOL. Well, the ancient pharaos were bald and at the same time had a great civilization too.... however they knew how to cover their heads with a cloth not leaving their bald heads shining like a desert... ouch Announcement to all the Bald Heads: Ehem ehem, there is an invention called a "cap" P.S. It hurts to see a nice tuxedo in a Somali wedding without a nice hair on the head,, you know the scene has to be complete

Shabula elwad el lolla.... Does he still wear the Red Jacket LOL... see you don't have to be educated or wealthy to have your own ideology.... we haaaaih

Nehanda,,, timir cake with cold milk means "wonderful"... How about carrot cake with walnut.... Anyway, I had this question in my head all this time "Why people cannot return others items to the right place after use??"". Why my brother can't return the remote control to the tea-table pocket? Why my father keeps changing the vase place? Why the chair is not back to its place? Why the book is not back to the bookshelf? Why my irritating colleagues are not returning my stapler and staples remover to me? Why my sisters use my perfumes but can't return them exactly where they were? Obsessed... addicated ,,, whateva "Organized means civilized"

Well, maybe I am a freak observer who focus on her Somali community, but the question is "What the hell with the Somali Guyz, why do they prefer to be bald,,, not a single hair on their empty heads LOL... Very strange, I have no idea why they do not give the chance for their hair to breath and grow.... :confused: A killing fact: Every handsome and tall guy is bald and every short & chubby guy puts alot of Gel in his hair.... You solve the puzzle !!!! If bald heads means Freedom,,, then bonjour Freedom,,, if it means Fashion,,, what a taste?? The above doesn't represent the official view/opinion of the United Nations, the FBI or the Nuclear Engergy Agency. So don't get paranoid if you are bald

I don't understand what is he doing at... Could it be his stomach, or his neck or maybe his legs,,, dunno but he has pain somewhere that I can't identify..... Besides, I couldn't understand the language,,, maybe I need to change my amplifier!!!

How about Somali Books?? Last Thursday, in the Hilton Corniche Residence in Abu Dhabi, the Somali Residents in Abu Dhabi had a great opportunity and a lovely gathering with some Somali Authors who gave us a presentation about the History of the Somali Language in addition to a book fair. Below are the books which have been sold:-

I can't say anything but "Cry,my beloved Country".... If you are Muslim: then certainly you are a terrorist,,,, if you are a somali: then you are a Pirate... Being a muslim Somali means you are: Terrorist Pirate.... Read the below link for Johann Hari from the Independent NP. Who is the real Robber? and if you wanna read it in Arabic: Arabic Translation of the article

Ok, I don't want any1 to remind me with the "The Kite Runner", I cried and cried and cried and couldn't stop myself and the story is deeply engraved in my mind..... What shall I call Khaled Hossaini "Master of Disaster" the one he can break your heart in few minutes.... Currently, I am reading an arabic novel written by a Tunisian author called "Al-Habib Al-Salmy", under the name: The Scents of Marie-Claire,,, mmm not that tasty, not exactly my cup of tea, but have to finish it. And there is a small book in my handbag called "Who will cry,, when you die?" for Robin Sharma (I loved his first book "The Monk who sold his Ferrari" to the limit I am working on a mini-book of mine "The Somali who swallow her Blackberry LOL". Anyway,,,, read for Robin Sharma,,, u will like him.

^^ why not??, use ur imagination and add a bank account in Zurich/Switzerland?

إنت مش حاسس معاية إن كل الأمسال (الأمثال ) إللي إنتا كاتبها هنا أصلها مصري.. في إننة في الموضوع. . إيه الحب العزيم ده للفراعن& #1577; الأيام دي إشمعنى يعني متئولشي حاجة خليجي زي : الذيب ما يهرول عبث و "عنزة الفريج تحب التيس الغريب و لا مسلن مسلن حاجة إردنية ولا فلسطيني& #1577; زي "إزا كولناله& #1575; اطبخي بتكول مريضة .. إزا كولناله& #1575; تعي كلي بتكول وين ملعكتي العريضة" ودمتم سالمين من أمسال نجونجي

Didn't understand it?? that's ok..it happens,, Allah mahad leh

1. Take a short leave and go to somewhere with Greenery and water (just for a week, if not possible then three days). 2. stay away from the TV, Internet specially the Camel Milk Threads and reduce your phone calls, answer the important ppl who bring you joy and smiles. 3. Drink plenty of water (if only ppl know the value of water, they always say "diamond is the girl's best friend, I say water should be your best friend, for your body,skin, horomones, eyez, hair, mood,,,etc.). Not only for drinking, what if I tell you that everytime you go for swimming, tens of your loads will go away (Hydrotherapy is not a joke at all). I have this sinusitis problem which drives me crazy, and with so many medicines and docs consultations, I started to have headaches LOOL. I tried my best to stay away from smokers, hot areas and dust as much as I can, yet it didnt work. However, guess what? I went to a Homeopathy specialist who told me two things: 1- Quit Cheese (the main causer for allergy, specially for ppl with blood type : O+ 2- Don't take things seriously LOOL, there are so many health problems related to the psychological part (Psychosomatic illness). Don't take any contraceptives or anything,,,, Just relax Pucca relaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax, you'll be fine inshallah.

ونسألك الحُسن لكن لا نسألك الخاتمة أبداً Asta'3foro Allah اللهم برطني ولا تصوملني LOOOL I didn't understand the bar6eni thing LOL.... bar6eni from Britania

Huda is not Huda at all (she doesn't carry any kind of good guidance),you should change her name to cifriita or Shaydaamad. What an Opinion Leader with big bad influence?. Yet, it takes two to tango, the preacher and the follower of the preacher. Don't tell me next time, Deeqa will put Jihaad in her mind :rolleyes: P.S. Isn't strange after all what happened that Deeqa didn't figure out who told her parents about the hidden secret of smoking???? Question: Where the hell was Huda at that time???

^^ lol @ Hoo ya Yamal So What is the difference between being a slave in your own country and being a slave in another country???? If ppl will clean the toilets in other countries,, better to stay home and clean the toilets there??? Seems logic to me... If the living standard in their countries was not convenient to them, why would they think that Dubai would be the Utopia with Saints everywhere?? common....

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor? . . . . . . . . Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke. Men keep scrolling... . . . . . . . . . . . . . So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either. LOL