The Zack

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  1. ^ :D @Hotel Saxafi. Maybe that or AMISOM will give us spot in Villa Somalia, the only safe spot in town. The problem is how are we going to travel from the Airporta to Villada since we don't have the Ugandan/Burundi tanks .
  2. Cambuulo iyo bun;789872 wrote: ^^what do u know man everybody is goin to Mogadishu these days True that, even Hague was there the other day. The question is everybody staying there LOL.
  3. ^ Who, in the diaspora, would want to fly from the west to Xamar? LOL.. That just aint right, at least right now. Say one takes 4 weeks of vacation, one would probably not spend all 4 weeks in Xamar LOL. We got to stop by Nairobi and the likes. 3 days are enough in Xamar inta shabaab ay joogaan ceelasha biyaha.
  4. NGONGE;789594 wrote: Is this going to be cargo flights or actual passenger ones? If the latter, how many passengers do you they expect to have in each flight? NGOs doing their ten day break thing? Nice symbolic move by the Turks. LOOOL good questions. I doubt they will find sufficient number of passengers for two days a week flights. Next to impossible. Remember that direct flight from Nairobi to Hargeisa, they stopped it because they couldn't find passengers.
  5. Xaaji Xunjuf;789718 wrote: Awdal state oo laba juffo oo si kala baxday:D I am afraid your are wrong duqa. Zaylac has nothing to do with Awdal, clan wise. Zaylac is for the same clan that resides Djibouti.
  6. Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar;789746 wrote: Tana ku dara: Wasiirka cusub ee arrimaha dibadda oo shalay la magacaabay C/llaahi Xaaji Xasan, oo hore u ahaa wasiirka beeraha = Reer Kanada Saan ayee ahayd dowladii Farmaajo. Tii Ina C/rashiid Cali Sharmaarkena saan camal ayee ahayd qaarkood wasiiradiisa. Reer Qurbojoog dalka wareeriye, oo jeebabkooda inay soo buuxsadaan u baxay, siiba Reer Kanada iyo Mareykanka. Reer Ingiriis sadexeeyo. Ina Sharmarke had lots of the ex-warlords and corrupt individuals in his cabinet. The real change was implemented by none but Farmaajo. He was the first PM (since Somalia has failed) that excluded all warlords and criminals from his cabinet. Abdiwali did a great job following those foot steps. P.s. Baddalitaanka wasiirka dibadda lagu baddalay kan beeraha, reer Bay and Baydhabo waa ka xanaaqeen, it violates the holy 4.5 system. They said they want "wasiir xoog leh",not a mere beeraha post LOL.
  7. Shariifka u ekaa wiilku, they must be related.
  8. Lol@busted. Mayee waa top secret. Lol.
  9. The editor there is definitely a Khatumo supporter. I know this by reading some of the stuff he posts there.
  10. I am rooting for the GIANTS. I want Manning in the hall of fame, that seems automatic for any quarterback that wins two SB's.
  11. Waagacusb.com cites A/Khadar's thread,,..Next time it will be The Zack. :D http://www.somaliaonline.com/community/showthread.php/61752-Shir-Afar-Geesood-ah-Dahabshiil-Somtel-Qurba-joog-amp-Maamulka-SNM Just go to their homepage and find where it says: Somalia online oo wax ka qortay Shir Afar Geesood ah:- Dahabshiil Somtel, Qurba-joog & Maamulka Siilaanyo
  12. IAmRevolution;784201 wrote: I see a lot of talk here and no actions in the ground. Wa nimankina Dblock family, I'm speaking to all the Dblock clans from Somali Galbeed to Puntland to Jubbaland, Cabudwaaq and beyond, it's really ridiculous to see Baaq after Baaq and hadal after hadal being thrown around, but no Gurmad or Tolnimo is displayed on the ground in Buuhoodle and Khaatumo in general. l Somalida waxey tidhaahdaa "Nin aad fadhiga kaga adag tahay, looma saro kaco". Reer Buhoodla wey isku filan yahiin, marka naloo baahdo waanu iman : )
  13. Abwan, social norms baa ka jiro waddan kasta, waa la kala duwan yahay. Tani is our norm, hala yaabin.Waa adoo dhaho qof Somali ah oo aan albaabka ka qabtay "mahadsanid" ima odhan. Fuutiska hala yaabin.
  14. Xaaji Xunjuf;783909 wrote: The zack alshabaab Viva Amiir Godane, sax?
  15. NGONGE;783879 wrote: Che, the guru knows the name of the game here. I can actually picture the scene he's probably seeing in his head right now: Location: Madaxtooyada SL Time: Early afternoon President Siilaanyo is having his afternoon tea and watching HCTV on his 50" TV screen. Siilaanyo: Warya, adiga..haa adiga..kaalay Cleaner: Ma aniga? Hee madaxwyene! Siilaanyo: HCTV miyanaan anigu mamnoocin? Who allowed them to broadcast again? Cleaner: Eeen..eeen.. Siilaanyo: Who are you? Why are you talking with me about state matters? Go out and call someone important. NOW! The official spokesperson skips hurridly into the room and and tries to breath and talk at the same time. Spokesperson: Mr president. Hague is in Somalia! Siilaanyo: Yaa? Maxaad tedhi? Spokesperson: Hague ees in Somalia! Siilaanyo: Hadaad barnaamijka Kaasmaal ka qayb gali laheed, adigu meelna maad gaari laheen. Hahaha,,Hague is in Somalia! War Hague is in Holland. Geography waxba kama taaqanid, adeer. Spokesperson: Maya, madaxwyne, Hague-a aad mooday maaha, kano waa kii ingreeska! Siilaanyo: Ma William? William saaxiib baanu nahay. Barigii aan London joogay shaah baan la cabi jiray. Anigu shaah bila sonkor baan cabi jiray, isna wuxu jeclaa koobka yar latte la yidhaahdo. Waliga latte ma cabtay? Spokesperson: Maya maan cabin, madaxwyne. Siilaanyo: Markaan ingreeska tago, anaa flaas dhan ku keeni doona. Spokesperson: William Hague is in Somalia. Siilaanyo: William Hague? Spokesperson: Haaa Siilaanyo: Somalia ayuu tegay? Spokesperson: Wuu ba jooga! Siilaanyo: Ma xaga Sheikh Sharif? Spokesperson: Haaa Siilaanyo: Pass me the phone. Err..in fact, get me the British ambassador to Ethiopia on the phone. HURRY! Siilaanyo: Hello. Hello (puts hands on the reciever and asks the spokesperson "horta magcee? ma John ba?") British Ambassador: Hello! Siilaanyo: Give me the ambassador. BA: I am the ambassador, Mr Siilanyo. Siilaanyo: Oh hello, Mr Greg. How are you? Are you getting used to Addis? I don't like it. Not good for my breathing. Big tummy, you see. Heheheh. BA: Yes. It's ok. I'm getting used to it. I can see what you mean about the air. It's the high altitude and all that. Siilaanyo: WHY IS WILLIAM in Somalia? BA: Pardon? Siilaanyo: William is in the Somali capital. WHY? BA: I understand it is to do with preperation for the upcoming London Conference. Siilaanyo: Is he coming to Somaliland? BA: I am afriad I am not privy to such information. Besides, did you not give us the impression that you will not be coming to London? Siilaanyo: If I give you the impression that I may come to London, will William come to Somaliland? BA: Well, it would have to be something a tad more concrete than a mere impression, Mr president. Siilaanyo: We are the friends of the British, why is the FM visiting the friends of the Italians? BA: We value SL's friendship, however, we reserve the right to visit anyone we choose. Siilaanyo: So William is not coming to SL? Does David agree with this? BA: The two are of the same opinion when it comes to Somali affairs. Siilaanyo: What about Somaliland affairs? BA: Somali in general, Mr president. Siilaanyo: So, William is not coming to Somaliland? BA: I didn't say that. Siilaanyo: Ok. Ok. Tell him we will attend the London Conference as long as he visits Somaliland and stays here a day longer than he did in Muqadishu! BA: I'll see what I can do. Siilaanyo: Ok. Phone me back and update me on things please. BA: Will do. Good afternoon, Mr president. Siilaanyo: Good afternoon. Err..aaah..ooh..don't hang up. WAIT! BA: Yes, Mr president. Is there something else? Siilaanyo: Is William going to visit Puntland?....... LOOOOOOOL
  16. NGONGE;783841 wrote: Pressure, British style. They know their Somalis. Better yet they know reer waqooyiga, they sent them with the lowest ranking official they could find and they know they can still convince them to come to SOMALIA'S meeting even though they are supposed to be the most unwilling entity to come
  17. Ethiopians come and go, we are with how to kick their butts, this British thing is different. They want to control the country for years to come, they have their own interest.
  18. Che -Guevara;783864 wrote: ^lool@Zack-how are your Kenyan boys? Stay on subject waryaa and join me. The white man is up to something. Let's put our differences aside for now and unite against cadaanka.
  19. Jacaylbaro;783859 wrote: Qaybe should lead the delegation together with Xaabsade ,,,, Why? You don't trust your own?
  20. One of the first steps of the new era colonization. Somalia is under attack folks! Time to support shabaab!