Ignorance iyo aabaheed, big time! Latin sounds like Qur'an? LOL. Also, I didn't know there is such thing as Talibani language.

Got this from friend's FB page.. It was also on the local newspaper in where I live. Quite interesting. Catholic Nun Forcibly Removed From Plane for Wearing "Muslim Garb" April 5, 2011 DAYTON, OH - Sister Cora-Ann, a Catholic nun from the Our Lady of Grace Monastery in Dayton, Ohio got the surprise of her life yesterday, when she was asked to leave the plane she had just boarded at the Omaha International Airport. "I had just sat down in my seat, and started to thank God for our blessings and recite a prayer in Latin", she recalled, when one of the passengers sitting next to me called the flight attendant. The passenger was Elizabeth Bennet, who later stated: "It is not that we were prejudiced, but she did seem very suspicious. She was dressed in Muslim garb and just before we were about to take off, she started mumbling something in an Arabian or Talibani-sounding language. What was I supposed to do?" Damien Thorn was a passenger seated in the adjacent row and said: "I knew there was something sinister about her, the moment she stepped into the plane. She was wearing those burqa clothes that you see the Iranian women wearing, and she only had a very small carry-on bag." The flight attendant responded to the call and asked Sister Cora-Ann for her name, boarding pass and a photo ID. Blanche Dubois was another passenger sitting close to Sister Cora-Ann and explained: "Once I heard that her name sounded like Koran, I got worried. That does not mean that there is anything wrong with me, does it? I just did not want to die. I was so scared, that I just yelled out her name to all passengers." Mr. Okonkwo was a passenger seated a few rows behind and stated: "Once we all heard that the passenger's name was Koran, things started falling apart." Frodo Baggins, a frequent traveler, said he had heard that Muslims do not eat beef. "I did not think that she was Muslim, and to help her out, I took out some of my beef jerky and asked the lady to eat it to prove that she was not a Muslim." However, Sister Cora-Ann politely refused the beef jerky and reminded the other passengers that it was the time of Lent, during which Catholics often abstain from eating meat. The unrest in the plane kept growing, because most passengers were now convinced that Sister Cora-Ann was indeed Muslim and they demanded that Sister Cora-Ann leave the plane. "I did not want to cause my fellow humans any distress, so I left the plane", she said. "We were so happy that we could continue our journey", said Frodo Baggins. "Once she de-boarded, it felt like a huge burden was lifted from us." Apparently, there was indeed a Muslim on the plane, by the name of Abdullah Abdullah the 23rd, sitting in the last row. "Of course I knew that she was a Catholic nun and not a Muslim, because I went to a Catholic school and my favorite teachers were Catholic nuns." Abdullah Abdullah went on to say "But let us face it: If you are a Muslim on a plane and someone else is being asked to leave the plane, the best thing is to be quiet and enjoy the show!" Hunffington Post

Ms I know I got that part but the dude prolly had funny voice so he was already sick of being called a lady or a child when people hear his voice on the phone lol. Maybe I am reading too much into this but it is freaking funny either way.

Loooooooool@the guy whose wife was about to have a baby, he probably had some not so deep voice . " no you ***** it is her effing husband loooool.

When I saw the title of the thread, I was expecting to see some Somali dudes getting hitched with the likes of Kajol, Priya, and Juhi Chawla. I didn't expect to see the ones posted here at all :D . Somali girls are number one!

Bashiir;710248 wrote: Azania tiii horumar iyo nabad noo horseeda ,,,, Ilaahay ha nooga dhigo.... Amiin! Azania iyo Somalia oo idil.

Wararkii Naga Soo Gaaray Azaniya Warar Naga soo gaaraya degaanada asaaniya ayaa noo sheegay in maanta degaan xarakada alshabaab gacanta ku haysay lagala wareegay degaankaas oo ah taabta. Ilo wareedkan noo waramay ayaa noo xaqiijiyay in degmada ciidamada qaranka soomaaliyeed la wareegeen iyaka oo meeshaas ka sii daayay ilaa 50 baabuur oo badeeco u waday wadanka kenya Baabuurtan 50 ka ah ayaa taabta ku cadibnayd taniyo markii alshabaab lagala wareegay degaanka dhoobley. Dhinaca kale shacab weynaha asaaniya ee kala duwan ayaa si aad ah u soo taageeraya barnaamijka maamul goboleedka ee asaaniya, iyaka oo dadku isla qireen in aysan jirin furadan fursad ka wanaagsan oo soo mari lahayd shacabka asaaniya. Waxaa kale oo iyana wax lala yaabo noqotay in xidig iyo ina xalane iyo dawlada soomaaliya ay ka soo horjeestaan barnaamijka badbaadinta ummadda iyaka oo is hortaagaya in wadanka alshabaab laga xoreeyo. Codka jubbaland www.jubbalanddf.net

Enough with the cantarabaqash, now back to the topic of the thread. The Sultan of the Azanian Sultanes Suldaan Abdi Ali Sokor: Dowlad Goboleedka Azaniya waa abshir Khilaafku marna waa mabda iyo aragti asaasi ah oo ay adagtahay in si fudud loo xaliyo, marna wa farac, farsamo iyo waxyaabo hoose, fudud oo ay sahlantahay in xal loo helo.Ma jirin wax khilaaf ah oo ku saleeysan mabaadi'da guud ee asaasiga ah oo u dhaxeeyay Suldaanka iyo hogaanka sare ee Azaniya, taasi waa muhim in dadweeynuhu fahmaan. Qormadeenan gaaban maanta waxaan ku soo qaadan doonaa 3 su'aalood oo kala ah: 1.Maxaa la'isku khilaafsanaa? 2.maxaa la'isku waafaqsanaa? 3. Hadda xaalku waa sidee? Kilaafku marna waa mabda iyo aragti asaasi ah oo ay adagtahay in si fudud loo xaliyo, marna wa farac, farsamo iyo waxyaabo hoose, fudud oo ay sahlantahay in xal loo helo. Ma jirin wax khilaaf ah oo ku saleeysan mabaadi'da guud ee asaasiga ah oo u dhaxeeyay Suldaanka iyo hogaanka sare ee Azaniya, taasi waa muhim in dadweeynuhu fahmaan. Heshiis 1. In Talada Gobollada Jubooyinka iyo Gedo lagu soo celiyo gacanta iyo maamulka shacabka soomaaliyeed ee ku dhaqan. 2. Si taas loo gaaro in Goboladaas laga xoreeyo Alshababa islamarkaana la sameeyo maamulGoboleed ka howlgala Goboladaas. 3. In Prof.Gandi yahay shakhsiga mudan ama ugu haboon inuu noqdo madaxweeynaha Dowladaas. Khilaaf 1.In hoos loo dhigay ama la baalmaray dowrkii Odayaasha, oo la micno ah, in Prof. Gandi isku darsaday dorwkii siyaasadeed ee uu xaqqa u lahaa iyo kii Odayaasha, Taasi waxaa ka dhashay kala shaki iyo is fahamwaa labada dhinac ah. Hadda xaalku waa sidee? Falanqeeyn iyo faaqidaad dheer ka dib waxaa la'isla meel dhigay: 1.In loo dhega'nuglaado waxna laga qabto dhakiikadii farsamo ee ay ka cawdeen Odayaasha. 2. In si deg-deg ah loo xaliyo Qodobada la awoodo waqtigan xaadirka ah, qodobada qaarna dib loogu dhigo waqtiyada ku haboon. 2,In howlaha harsan iyo hanaanka geedi socodka Maamulka si wadajir ah loo waajaho. Suladaan Abdi Ali Sokor ma mooga baahisa umada uu Suldaanka u yahay, lagamana yaabo inuu aqbalo talooyinka dad fara ku tiris ah ee ka hor imanaya masaalixda umada, wadajirka iyo isku duubnaanta Bulshada. Saadaashu ma xuma waa hadii aan laga sagsaagin! samir iyo dulqaad hala kaashado, Allah ka sokow dowlada tala saarta.

^Thanks for the update, gudoomiye. Keep 'em coming. Azania is on the rise.

bilan;710209 wrote: Zack supports Sakiin and is against Shariif the president, I would think Sh. Shariif is the lesser of the two evils, willku quraan akhris buu u baahan yahay hadaba . But either way does the president of Azania support the current TFG Bilan, I support Shariif Sakiin for president walal. I believe he has what it takes to get the country out of the mess. Unlike the confused Shariika kale, Shariif Hassan knows what he is doing. If he is beaten in the elections then I believe that we should all rally behind whoever wins. It's unacceptable and quite frankly crazy for Shariifka to try to extend his presidency in unlawful way. The ministers have extended it for me kulahaa, since when were ministers law makers? Sharci ma yaqaano qashiinka LOL. The parliament have every right to make laws but the president CAN or the executive branch of the government have no right to make laws.

^They should give you some credit, don't you think? Love the pictures, love it love it!

Awesome news from that part Somalia. Keep it moving!

Abokor, the party is over. Iska soco adeer, isku dirkuna waa ceeb dee.

oba hiloowlow;710080 wrote: ^^ Yeah sxb waxaa fiican in danta shacabka laga shaqeeyo sidaas ayaa horumar lagu gaari karaa, waxaana haboon in shirka labaad uu ka dhaco gudaha dalka ,Ciidamada Azaniana aysan noqon ciidan qabiil oo ay noqdaan ciidan Qaran Soomaaliyeed.. 100% Waan kugu raacsanahay sxb. Qabiil Somali waa hore meel gaadhsiin waayay, faaido malaha.

Oba, Haddaan is fahany, duqa, taas anigaba waan kugu raacsanahay. In dad Somaliyeed xaqooda la duudsiiyo oo maamul aysan raali ka aheyn sanka laga geliyo anigaba ma taagersani sxb. Waxaan qabaa Azania fadhigeeda labaad ee lagu qabto gudaha gobolka sida qorshuhu yahay in dhamaan beelaha laga qeyb galiyo oo si xaq ah loo akumo state-ka. Waxaan u heystay inaad State-ka dhan in la dhiso waa xaaraam aad leedahay. My bad, sxb. P.s. I never took anything you said personal so we are cool sxb.

Marka hore, Qoraalka ama ma akhridid ama fahankaa kugu yar. Jilib aabahay baa ka yimidna waad leedahay anigu ma rabee minority kale baan u doodayaana waad leedahay, minority aad sheegi ma adigaa? bal dhinac isugu beydh. Dhinaca kale anigu banaadir ma sheegin ee qoraalkeyga hore dib usoo akhri. Xamar baan ka hadlay, Xamar kaligeedna banaadir lama dhihi karo. Xamar dadka cad cad ee reer Xamarka la yidhaahdo baa lahaa until ee adeeradaa iska sheegteen recently (haddaad taas beeniso, bal mayor-ka magaalada siiiya qolyahaas LOl) marka sheekadii oo kale iney kasocoto jubooyinka baad isaga qaadatay. Qof kastoo taako kuleh Jubooyinka Xaqiisa lama duudsiin doonon in Azania ee mucaaradka jooji. Haddii kale let's agree to disagree and call it a day.

^Soo adigii yidhi aabahay baa ku dhashay Jilib LOL. Hadda miyaad keentay sheekada "minority" baan u doodayaa. Kuwa kula degen ee aad Xamar ka xoogtay u dood hadey daacad kaa tahay.

May the deceased rest in peace.

Very nicely put! I couldn't have said any better! I agree with every single thing you said.

^Very well said!

Jacpher;709963 wrote: Was that before Turki was AS or after he become tolka? And just so you know Jubooyika is way bigger than kambooni. Not sure if you got your history mixed up a bit or what so , maybe jubooyink is not expertise lol but Turki was never part of Alshabaab until few months when he got really sick and the jubooyinka was taken over by shabab. He had a coalition with Xisbul Islam but his kambooniyiin controlled jubooyinka.

So you seriously believe that Kenya has created Azania? You want to keep in mind that its sometimes important for us to take the news with little salt, sxb. One needs to get in touch with locals of the region in question and really find out how this state's creation has started. This hasn't been created in one day, week, month, or even year. Proper research on the grass roots has been done. The majority are on board and the minority will get their rights. Is Kenya giving hand to this state? Hell yea? For its own interest? Of course! But the interest that Azania has is much more! It's own people and towns are at stake for god's sake! Even though I do respect your stance, I am not going to buy the part you said that alshabaab is the best option for this region, I have no doubt that all clans on that region can live peacefully side by side if they find a fair and reasonable admin. I say this is the right time that all states find their rights internally, you should support Azania as you support puntland, you wouldn't want shabaab to rule that side of Somalia, the same stance should apply on this side of the country. Puntland fulfills Ethiopia's interest even if that takes them to hand over fellow citizens. Kenya is not worse than Ethiopia. So while we appreciate your brotherly advice, it is expected that one gives his sincere advice to his own before trying to share the wisdom with others. I think that is very statement. You said let the weak TFG free Azania? Maybe that was some kind of a joke lol. Dude the TFG is celebrating a whole month for freeing 2 more blocks.with the help AMISOM. They can do nothing for Azania. EDIT: ANDROID auto correction got me couple of times so I had to edit what I wrote.

loool@mayaani. Markaad aragto anoo wax qori, it is either I am posting from work or from my thunderbolt, so xiiqitaan majiro sxb. Midda kale serious uma qaaato half of the posts on SOL. HAVING said that, viva Azania state!

^Xassan Turki controlled Jubooyinka just several months ago for your information if that matters. Nobody is asleep sxb, not sure why the outsiders are upset about the decision of the locals. Do you guys think it is some kind of threat to your existence? Worry not, this is a threat to alshabaab only.

Taleexi;709901 wrote: "Ha Dhakhleyso" baad ku dishay sheekadii saas darteed mar haddaan ka gabyey oo go'aygiina ka qaatay England baa gubanaysa ee maxaa iiga gidhiish ah...... :D Indeed maxaa ooga gidhiish ah ceeliyaale iyo caliyaale iyo caanihiisa hakasoo shaqeyaan inteysan dad kale la talin.