Xu , only makes me love more librarians. Emmy , the 1st: No I won't do that at all, Am i insane to do that, where is my PRIDE? the 2nd: KISS my hands friend, coz iam gonna kiss ur feets to get'em back Would hate 2 b in that situation.

Sister My advice is go to the doctor sometimes a medical problem may be the cause. For example endometriosis or could be an ovarian cyst. They cause tremendous pain. An ultrasound can diagnosis this. If its just pain your doctor will provide you with a strong prescription of pain killers. Go see the doc live a painfree life or atleast less pain

MARRIED Love is not about "it's your fault", but "I'm sorry", not "where are you' but "I'm right here", not "how could you" but "I understand", not "I wish you were", but "I'm thankful you are." To My Friends Who Are............ ENGAGED The true measure of compatibility is not the years spent together but how good you are for each other. To My Friends Who Are............ NOT SO SINGLE Love isn't about becoming somebody else's "perfect person." It's about finding someone who helps you become the best person you can be. To My Friends Who Are............ HEARTBROKEN Heartbreaks last as long as you want and cut as deep as you allow them to go. The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them. To My Friends Who Are............ NAIVE How to be in love: Fall but don't stumble, be consistent but not too persistent, share and never be unfair, understand and try not to demand, and get hurt but never keep the pain. To My Friends Who Are............ SEARCHING True love cannot be found where it does not truly exist, nor can it be hidden where it truly does. Love is magic. The more we hide it, the more it shows; the more you suppress it, the more it grows. To My Friends Who Are............ PLAYBOY/GIRL TYPE Never say I love if you don't care. Never talk about feelings if they aren't there. Never touch a life if you mean to break a heart. Never look in the eye when what you do is lie. The cruelest thing a guy can do to a girl is to let her fall in love when he doesn't intend to catch her fall. To My Friends Who Are............ POSSESSIVE It breaks your heart to see the one you love happy with someone else but it's more painful to know that the one you love is unhappy with you. To My Friends Who Are............ AFRAID TO CONFESS Love hurts when you break up with someone. It hurts even more when someone breaks up with you. But love hurts the most when the person you love has no idea how you feel. To My Friends Who Are............ STILL HOLDING ON A sad thing about life is that when you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never bound to be and we just have to let go. To My Friends Who Are............ SINGLE Love is like a butterfly. The more you chase it, the more it eludes you. But if you just let it fly, it would come to you when you least expect it. Love can make you happy but often times it hurts, but love's only special when you give it to someone who is worth it. So take your time and choose the best. The shortest distance between a problem and a solution is the distance between your knees and the floor in prayer .

Hasna I wish was in the area, will be in spirit. The damage done is enormous. Cant wait for the days All muslims will Unite .Hope the rally will work out allright.

Chubaka what you could do is reduce the quantity of tea cups you consume. Note how many cups keep u high per day . and slowly on a weekly basis reduce the amount can be 2-5 cups. And when u find ur morale is going down do a quick short exercise to get ur body naturally stimulated. and as the days go u can find urself having a healthy 2 cups daily.

An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT. It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought it s the fastest thing I know of." "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he asked the second man. "Hmm....let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of." "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye... that's a very popular cliche for speed." He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply. "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of." The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" he said. Turning to the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question. The last man replied, "After hearing the three previous answers, It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA." "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. "Oh I can explain." said the fourth man. "You see the other day I wasn't feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my pants!" HE GOT THE JOB

Ngonge where did the native deen idea spring from????

Mashallah , so so true.

OOPPS forgot to add liked the way u took care of the whistleblower - an authoratative move to keep others in order.

Loved the second one, touched me dearly . Especially from these lines onwards Sometimes I wonder how life would be in my sweet Africa Perhaps your love and my love would shine and I’ve never feel like I don’t belong Keep up the good work Mashaallah

Lol Ngonge, I have a feeling you were dreaming. The interesting part is a female tomato had to start the trouble, so my question is are you having a problem with the female gender??? As thoughts, unresolved issues supressed in your subconscious emerge as dreams. Or is it a result of a recent problemo with mamsahib???

That was some cool stuff.

I gotta tell you tho, the elevator ride to the skypod was the best Agree with you 120 % was so cool. Visited tdot during winter, and admired the view. Wish it was more clearer heard u can see as far as the big apple. Liked the display at the top, The first telephone made by Bell etc . Ended up joking about what were the africans doing at that time ? A haitian friend answered dancing to the drum and the ladies carrying the calabashes. lol Was an enjoyable visit. Inshallah may visit again and see what else is is there too see intoronto, (still havent gone 2 the Niagara falls) and enjoy the company of fellow SOL ladies. Enjoy your hols.

Lol Mombasa queen at sleep walking,, proves you are talented.

LOL CHECKMATE , Wondering how many times did the lady cheat on the poor fellow, :confused: :confused: D*mn, she must have been a low life.

Excuse me, would like to repeat this qn again, What is Qasil???? Kynda sister can you please explain in english?? Qasil = Is it sandalwood????

Being a good Muslim Takes alot of effort but that is the ultimate goal.

Asalaam aleykum MSword you got me crackin up.!!! Og_goti read that article before and to be honest it scared me. Got the shivers :eek:

Mashallah intersting trip.Hope you have a safe journey. Fi amanillah

Vasectomy does have its consequences may be literally reversible but in real life when the tubes are reconnected normal -upstream swimming never really happens. So, if a couple think of having more kids may need to extract the little soldiers and either implant them or have some high tech IVF or other methods to get the wife pregnant. Met a couple who decided to have himself tied up after having 2 kids -then by Allahs grace he lost his kid (fell down the balcony) and had a hard time after the reconnecting operation to function normally. As the body started reacting to the little soldiers as foreign bodies. So they kept being killed. Talking of the 54 yr ol man i agree he still is 2 young.

Ngonge the Luo( A kenyan tribe) have a tendency of proving out to people that they are very intellectual.

Beware of a a womans revenge :eek:

Hahaahaha, hell be it.

Subject: A LUO LOVE LETTER Atiesh, To my dearest, sweetest, fondest, fantastic, extra-ordinary, paragon of beauty a.k.a. Rosiey. I hope this missive meets you in a fabulous state of metabolism, if so doxology. My principal aim of writing this letter to you is to gravitate your mind towards a matter of global and universal importance to my ego which has been troubling my soul. The matter is so important that even as I am writing my adrenalin is rocking 100 on the Reitcher scale, my temperature is rising, the wind vane of my mind is pointing North, South and East at the same time while the convex mirror in my eyes has only your divine image at it's focal point. Indeed when I sleep you are the one in my medulla oblongata and I dream about you. I went out to sea in my dream and I saw you; surrounded by H20 and you, your majesty rose from the abdomen of the sea like Yemoja, the avatar of beauty. Oh, Lord be with us! We are thy servants! As you can see, I am in a serious dilemma and I want you to take my matter seriously. At this junction what our Lord said on this matter is germane. He says we should ask and we shall be given, we should seek and we will find, and that we should knock and it will be opened unto us. I am- on this 24th day of the first month in the year of our Lord, two thousand and four - asking, seeking and knocking at your door. My prayer is that thou should open so that thy servant can enter. I want to wake up in the morning and see only your face. I want you to be the only sugar in my tea, the only fly in my ointment, the butter on my bread, the gray matter of my system, the oxygen in my lungs, the planet of my universe, the wall clock of my room and the conveyor belt of my soul. I pray that you realize the gargantuan nature of my predicament. If you refuse, my life will be like tea without sugar, like a snail without shell, an Xmas goat without a horn; in fact I'll become an orphan. What is life if I can't wake up in the morning and behold your face? You model of pulchritude, patiently created by God on a Sunday morning before he went on a deserved holiday. Please Jaber, let me be your Romeo. Make me your Adam oh my Eve, for you were made for me. Shakespeare said it all: If music be the food of love, play on. I want to emphasize, universally and responsibly, that you are love itself. You are the metaphor, oxymoron, thesis, antithesis, irony, gerund, conjunction and the adverb of love. Let me also say that the geography of your body is a permanent alleluia. Your body exudes not ammonia, urea and iodine - You are too beautiful for that! What I see in your body is milk and honey. At this juncture brevity is the soul of wit. A stitch in time saves nine. Procrastination is the thief of time. An opportunity once lost can never be regained. Make hay while the sun shines. All that glitters is not gold. The journey of a thousand miles begins but with a single step. What God has put together let no man put asunder. To be a man is not an easy task even if God's time is the best. But time waits for no man. A man without love is like a fish out of water. I know you are a sagacious girl. If you like the veracity of what I am saying, please fill the attached form and let me have it pronto. The mark at the bottom of this page is a kiss from me to you. I remain, Your beloved, faithful, loyal, One and only admirer. Extractineous Hanington Bannington Emilio Narc Unbwogable Agwambo Omolo mac'Ojuang'. Ja Kochia'

Cant beleive it, knew I was a %50 somali but my results came out fine. That question on olive oil reminded me of my Ayeyo she will take olive oil in her palm and give you a lovely head massage, wish I could have one now You scored a 96% on the "How Somalian are you?" Quizie! 267 people had a score lower than yours 15 people had a score higher than yours 1 people had a score the same as yours