Yeah right, a sweet talker. She sure outsmarted the males mutually.

Dont know about you guys. But never seen the LAL perform so bad like in the 3rd round of the finals. Shaq had lost his cool n performing fouls, really felt sorry for the giant. Glad though Detroit were playin a good game. Lookin forward 2 stay up in the wee hours in the morning 2 watch the last lag live.Hope the pistons will do some more wonders.

Sorry for that.

Hehe Amaanimeenah The world is full of scams. Wasnt surprised myself would have loved 2 c scattered peices of the boeing though.

Asalaam aleykum Thank you for another informative article. Jazhallah kheir.

** Jesus feeds thousands of people on one loaf of bread. . . mainly because most of them are on the Atkins Diet and can't partake. ** There's a touching scene where He tells a football player to pray to Him and the player will get a touchdown. ** The scene where Jesus refuses to address the crowd until he gets his usual Venti caramel macchiato from Starbucks. ** On the back of the cross Christ is carrying are the words "Rent 'Lethal Weapon' and 'Braveheart'". ** Jesus is shown working as carpenter. . . on the reality show, "Trading Mangers". ** His hair is actually a mullet. ** The scene where Jesus is seen working out on a Bowflex machine. ** He is married to Mary Magdalene. . . and in one scene they have a huge fight over him not taking out the garbage. ** If you look closely at the manger where He was born, you'll actually see that it's just a really bad Days Inn. ** He and His disciples are turned away from restaurants. . . mainly because they're not wearing shirts and shoes. ** Mary Magdalene causes an uproar with her brief wardrobe malfunction. ** Pat Robertson argues with Jesus about who God talks to the most. ** The wedding scene where Jesus changes water into Zima.

> HOW TO STAY YOUNG > >(George Carlin) > > > >1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes > age, weight and height. > >Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you > pay him/her. > > > >2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull > you down. > > > >3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, > crafts, gardening, > >whatever. Never let the brain idle. " An idle mind > is the devil's > >workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's. > > > >4. Enjoy the simple things. > > > >5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp > for breath. (ahmm -well islam says a smile can do ? > > > >6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. > The only person who is > >with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE > while you are alive. > > > >7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether > it's family, pets, > >keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your > home is your refuge. > > > >8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. > If it is unstable, > >improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, > get help. > > > >9. Don't take guilt trips. > >Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a > foreign country, > >but NOT to where the guilt is. > > > >10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at > every opportunity. > > > >AND ALWAYS REMEMBER: > > > >Life is not measured by the number of breaths we > take, > >but by the moments that take our breath away.

Just when you thought you'd heard it all, try the one about the Nigerian astronaut stuck on Soyuz: Subject: Nigerian Astronaut Wants To Come Home Dr. Bakare Tunde Astronautics Project Manager National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA) Plot 555 Misau Street PMB 437 Garki, Abuja, FCT NIGERIA Dear Mr. Sir, REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home. In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance. Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names. Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course. Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter. Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only. Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde Astronautics Project Manager tip@nasrda.gov.ng http://www.nasrda.gov.ng/

I beleive i have already had my sy just wanted to add this peice of information I saw on Condoms. Study Says Condoms Contain Cancer-Causing Substance Fri May 28, 2004 12:09 PM ET BERLIN (Reuters) - Most condoms contain a cancer-causing chemical and their manufacture should be subject to greater quality control, a German scientific research institute said Friday. The Chemical and Veterinary Investigation Institute in Stuttgart, Germany, said it found the carcinogen N-Nitrosamine present in 29 of 32 types of condoms it tested in simulated conditions. "N-Nitrosamine is one of the most carcinogenic substances," the study's authors said. "There is a pressing need for manufacturers to tackle this problem." The carcinogen is thought to be present in a substance used to improve condom elasticity. When the rubber material comes in contact with human bodily fluids, it can release traces of N-Nitrosamine, the study said. Local government officials said condom users should not stop using rubber contraceptives based on results of the study because N-Nitrosamine does not present an immediate health danger. But Germany's Federal Institute for Risk Assessment said that daily condom use exposed users to N-Nitrosamine levels up to three times higher than levels naturally present in food. © Reuters 2004. All Rights Reserved. So it can be a source of cancers now too. May Allah help us

Originally posted by Khayr: As to 'Accepting What Invitation' My guess would be an Invitation to someone's Home,To accompany them in a Meal, A wedding invitation or invitation to help them with something etc. Reason why I am saying this is that these activities inshallah, help to strengthen the bond of brotherhood btwn muslims and by refusing the invitation, they can unravel that bond. I agree with you %100 that was the aim. As an invitation for help, meals ... thats what I received in my learning.

Dont know about you guys, I'm Delicious S. Silk (SisSade), as it sound better than Treacherous Sis Fresh( Sis Sade) :eek:

Mashallah may the dream come to reality.Thank you

Lool that was wicked!!!!!

True Ngonge. I am taking my lesson The observer wrote cambaburka which is also known as canjera/canjero????

Mashallah it was a moving peice of poetry and couldnt let it stall in my hands. And Mashallah the young lady is talented and mature in thought. Ayoub sheikh, What I grasped from the two sentences is they complete each other, she isnt questioning His existance. What she is worried about is if He is there for her due to her sinful load. As in will He answer her ? An act of guilty conscious , worried or disturbed due to an unappropriate action done. Fear ashamed of the deeds done. Insecurity....Will He forgive her?

- May I go swimming, Mommy? - No, you may not. There are sharks here. - But Daddy’s swimming. - He’s insured.

Og-girl Sis thanks for the initiative and to all nomads who are helping. Cant contribute personally as i dont have the vocabulary nor ability to construct a sentence. Thanks again. Jazkhallah kheir.

Runaway bride :eek: ur right

I love that woman. She sure outsmarted em.!!!!!!!

Good peice,Mashallah thank you

Bro , if thats the case bet I will always have a bruised wrist to take care off.

Asalaam aleykum, this another forwarded msg received from friends. Hope it will be off use. Got 2 keep the peeping tomcats out!!!! Please share this information with your friends, family and all. (Have you seen recent advertisement of M/S SAINT GOBAIN GLASSES shown in TELEVISION'S? - Then you must have known about 2 Way mirror & is also shown in Hindi Movie HUMRAAZ) How to determine if a mirror is 2 way or not (Not a Joke!) Not to scare you, but to make sure that you aware. Many of the hotels and textile showrooms cheat the customers this way & watch privately. HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, r actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them). There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (There is someone seeing you from the other side). So remember, every time you see a mirror, do the "fingernail test." It doesn't cost you anything. It is simple to do. This is a really good thing to do. The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the Surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you. Ladies : Share this with your friends. Men : Share this with your sisters, wife, and daughters.

Sweet gal, Here is another article on a science phenomena - eclipse. Eclipses - An Islamic Perspective 1.WHAT IS AN ECLIPSE ?:(scientific explanation) Passage of an astronomical body through the shadow of another. The term is usually employed for solar and lunar eclipses, which may be either partial or total. A SOLAR ECLIPSE occurs when the Moon passes in front of the Sun as seen from Earth, and can happen only at new Moon. During a total eclipse the Sun's corona can be seen. A total solar eclipse can last up to 7.5 minutes. When the Moon is at its farthest from Earth it does not completely cover the face of the Sun, leaving a ring of sunlight visible. This is an annular eclipse (from the Latin word annulus `ring╢). Between two and five solar eclipses occur each year. A LUNAR ECLIPSE occurs when the Moon passes into the shadow of the Earth, becoming dim until emerging from the shadow. Lunar eclipses may be partial or total, and they can happen only at full Moon. Total lunar eclipses last for up to 100 minutes; the maximum number each year is three. 2.AHADEETH ON ECLIPSES: 1.Hazrat Mughaira bin Shoba(R.A.) reports that in the lifetime of Rasulullah(sallallahu aliyhi wasallam)the sun eclipsed on the day on which (his son) Ibraheem died, so people said that the eclipse had occurred because of the death of Ibraheem.Rasulullah(sallallahu aliyhi wasallam) upon it, observed that: " The solar or lunar eclipse did not take place because of the death or birth of anyone (but it was the sign of the Power and Splendour of Allah). Thus, when you see the eclipse, offer salaat and remember Allah much." (BUKHARI, MUSLIM) Comments: During the lifetime of Rasulullah(sallallahu aliyhi wasallam) the sun was totally eclipsed on the day his infant son Ibraheem(R.A.),died at the age of about 1 and half years. Some authorities also say that this took place in 10 A.H. in Rabi-ul-Awwal. Nevertheless, Rasulullah(sallallahu aliyhi wasallam) mentioned that, the sun or moon are two signs of Allah Ta'ala which do not eclipse on account of the birth or death of anyone.When such an event occurs, one should turn to Allah Ta'ala and beseech Him for mercy and forgiveness with deep devotion.Increase the recitation of Subhanallah,Allhamdu-lillah,Allahu-Akbar and Istighfaar. 2. Ayesha(R.A.) reports that Rasulullah(sallallahu aliyhi wasallam) made a prolonged prostration(sajda) at the time of the eclipse.Afterwards he went away while the sun shone fully.He addressed the people and praised Allah and eulogised Him and the said: Verily the sun and moon are signs of Allah.They do not eclipse for the death of anybody,nor after his birth.So when you see that,read Takbir,send blessings and give alms(charity). Then he said: O People,there is none who is more enraged than Allah(to see) His servant commits fornication. O People,had you known what I know,you would certainly laughed little and wept much. (AGREED) 3. Abu Musa(R.A.) reported that the sun(once) eclipsed.Then Rasulullah(sallallahu aliyhi wasallam) stood with horror fearing that the Hour had come.He came to the masjid and prayed with the longest of standing,bowing(ruku) and prostrating(sajda) which I did never see him doing before. He said: These are signs which Allah sends not for death of anybody,nor for his birth but He produces dread therewith His servants.So when you see anything of that,hasten to remember Him and seek forgiveness from Him. (MUSLIM) 4. Abdur-Rahman-bi-Samurah(R.A.) reports that,there was a solar eclipse,when he hurried to Rasulullah(sallallahu aliyhi wasallam) to enquire what has been revealed about the eclipse of the sun.Then I came to him,while he was in prayer,raising his hands.;he began to read Tasbih,Tahlil,Takbir and Tahmid and invoke Allah till he became tired of it.When he was tired of it,he read two chapters(surahs) and prayed two rakaats. (MUSLIM) 5. Asthma -bin-Abu Bakr(R.A.) reported that Rasulullah(sallallahu aliyhi wasallam) ordered manumission of slaves at the time of the solar eclipse. 3.WHAT TO DO DURING A SOLAR ECLIPSE: During the eclipse of the sun(ie.solar eclipse), it is sunnat to perform two rakaats of nafl salaat,called Salaatul Khusuf. This salaat will be done in Jamaat without azaan and iqaamat.People will be informed of this Jamaat through means other than azaan. Take the opportunity of: 1.Making Duaa 2.Think,ponder and Fear the Day of Judgement 3.Recite Subhanallah,Allhamdu-lillah,Allahu-Akbar abundantly. 4.Recite Istighfaar profusely. 5.Give Sadaqa(charity/alms) 4.WHAT TO DO DURING A LUNAR(MOON) ECLIPSE: At the time of an eclipse of the moon(ie.lunar eclipse) it also sunnat to perform two rakaats of Salaatul Khusuf , but not in congregational form. Jamaat for this salaat is NOT sunnat. Instead people will offer this salaat individually,in their homes. They should NOT gather in the Masjid to do so. Prepared By AL-Islaah Publications ( www.everymuslim.com ) Courtesy: www.everymuslim.com

Bach, I would rather like to experience the suffering. heres another joke on money matters Good For Money ============== As a distinguished matron approached the building entrance, a little boy stepped aside and held the door for her. "What a polite little doorman," she said as she walked through. "Is there a tip involved?" "Oh, no," answered the young man. "My mother taught me never to be good for money, but always to be good for nothing."

A man asked the barber "How much for a haircut?" "$5.50." said the barber. "And how much for a shave?" "$3.00 sir" "Very well, shave my head"