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Foxy, are there any exceptions? wouldnt mind signing up for How to be the ideal shopping companion, could do with some pointers

Fiction gives you another perspective of life, It brings it to your imagination without the risk of living it in real life. Blame it on monotonous life??

^^^Escapism, to occupy the head with something else and also learn a thing or two. Find it very stimulating.

Sketchy info so far

Yes there is a sepculation that a nail bomb went of at Warren street,was in a mans backpack, smoke was seen. Noones hurt.

Originally posted by Northerner: any news on diamante? Heard thru Bob that she is doing better. But been through a really rough time. May Allah give her a speedy recovery.

Watching the news, Are you ok Londoners?? So far a nail bomb went of in Warren street. The tube enterances at Shephards Bush, Warren street and Oval tube been closed. A bus from Hackney windows blown out, no casualties??? Alot of speculation so far. Please take care ppl. May Allah protect you all.

Funny compilation but this one made my day>> As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side."

Smart dog Is there anything we can do about bosses? Anyone knows a plan at beating them at their own game??

my main problem is anxiety. If I feel anxious about something (and I always feel anxious..usually about work), the less I sleep and the more forgetful I get. Bit of a vicious cycle ^^^Thats my reason to, but I dont forget things I forget what to say Afro, being obsessive has its advantages. Ive reduced the speaking out after checking. Sometimes I wonder do we really have to be perfect to be human. :confused:

^^^ Well said.

8) a average 4yr old child asks 437questions per day Mashallah, thats a threat.Its way more than a challenge :confused:

Reading the letter made me sick and uneasy, May Allah help them. What a trail,surprising enought we never hear about the female prisoners on the news.I never knew there were female prisoners.

Originally posted by Farxan: Because sex with animals is not barred by law in Washington state, Source- Man made laws People are worse than animals.

Bugs Bunny! You scored 42 Aggression, 100 Sophistication, and 71 Optimism! You have all the sophistication and charm one would expect from such a high-class hare. Very upbeat and generally laid-back, you are remarkably calm and peaceful even in the midst of the most stressful of situations. On those rare occasions that your anger is aroused, your retaliation usually results in embarrassing the aggressor and laying-bare how foolish he or she really is -- rather than doing any real harm. You likely have many friends and more than a few admirers and would make an excellent leader, if you had any interest in being one. But, being a leader would require hard work and attention to detail, both qualities you are lacking in. In fact, if you are not careful, your laid-back attitude will often lead you to drift through life completely oblivious to the changes happening around you. You also tend to have a horrible sense of direction. Oh boy, But Road runner is my favorite, BEEP BEEP. Road Runner Characteristics: hyperkinetic, simple-minded, lucky Motto: Beep-beep! Suggested professions: New York City cab driver, fighter pilot, Q.C. inspector for Acme products Famous Road Runners: Pick any three year old boy. ^^^Ouch, that hurts

^^^ I only hope it isnt another generalisation article. Don't beleive in cat fights sorry to say.Do I wish to be a man? No was brought up as one and thanked God not to be one, just to much responsibility.Though as a female also have my fair share of it Inshallah one day more will come. Could you provide a link please or the title of the article. Tried to search on the guardians archives to no avail. And I beleive the date is wrong as this years february had 28 days.

Originally posted by Afromali: Any ideas on how to get these "practical and postive measures", into actions? Marriage is a sacrifice and having children is the toughest period ever. When a spouse gets pregnant the husband has a duty to his wife nevertheless, depends on your ideals and aspirations you have made with your wife as in how you want your family to be raised. Can give u an example may seem far fetched but know of few committed families, Mashallah. Alfajr husband wakes up, goes to the mosque with his kids, comes back, the children read Quraan in the morning. Chance for dad to know how far his children have reached in their religious knowledge. Then preparation for work or school continues n family breakfast. Hubby& wife leave for work children go to school. In the afternoon family mets n have dinner around maghrib. Childrens homework supervised either by mum or dad. Family chitchat, kids head 2 bed by 8pm latest 9pm. Remaining time Mum n dads time to talk/sleep/ finish work. As for weekends more time can be allocated for the family. Wife is pregnant changes are made, husband is home before maghrib as usual goes for a walk with wife, returns after swalah, reads the Quraan to his wife, its not for her but mostly for the child 2 b born to hear n learn from his father(we now know that scientist proved that in utero babies hear)and also a chance for the wife to relax. Mother during the day does her household chores(that is if she aint working) and also invokes Allahs blessing. Anyway all comes down to commitment and your ideals.You can up with another arrangement what is important is to have a balanced lifestyle which allows changes doesnt affect the families dynamics.One way or the other we all want a harmonious way of life. Hayam, I agree with you on finding other outlets to release their stress. OLOL, You have a point obesity is a disease which is hard to curb once passed the limit. We need to educate and encourage our people more on adopting a healthy lifestyle.

Very true Haddad, Apart from that there is myth that needs to be eliminated the notion that the mother to be has to eat for two. Which in our culture you find the mothers/mother in law over feeding the mother to be. She should eat nutrient rich food(quality) but the increase of quantity is an increased burden to her health and a risk ro herself and childs wellbeing.(Risk of diabetes,Hypertension, premature labour, difficult labour if the babies to big...) Its healthy for a pregnant woman not to add more than 10 extra kilos during her pregnancy. What measures men can take? Make sure you walk every evening with your wife, tell her to cut down the cravings(coca cola, and other junk food)advocate healthy eating, explain to her the importance of healthy weight gaining the adverse effect it can cause her n her child. Read books on this issue and discuss, well she is ur soul mate uve got to communicate.Need to be very supportive as she is going through a hard time. And dont forget spiritual guidance, remind her of her obligations to the child she is bearing so she stops complaining and overfeeding herself, instead increase her dhikr.

Audhubillah, the way you just phrased your sentences are very disrespectful. Could you rephrase them please.

Finished last week Paulo Coehlo's Fifth mountain a fictious story based on Prophet Elijah.A tale twisted between faith,love and the struggle. I liked it but uve got 2 read it to the end. Now Ive picked up a book on self development called the mind gym. Which happens to have a supporting website. Supuu talking of Toni morrison tried to look for beloved still havent got my hands on a copy, heard its a nice read. Happy readings everyone.

670. `Abdullah bin Mas`ud (May Allah be pleased with him) reported: Messenger of Allah (PBUH) said, "There will be discrimination after my death and there will be other matters that you will disapprove.'' He was asked: "O Messenger of Allah! What do you command us to do when we are encountered with such happenings?'' He answered, "Give what is due from you and supplicate to Allah for your rights.'' [Al-Bukhari and Muslim]. Commentary: There are two aspects of this Hadith. On the one hand, people are advised to put up patiently with the transgressive behaviour of rulers as well as their nepotism or monopolization of all the national resources. On the other hand, rulers are warned to ward off a capricious conduct of life, lest they should face the Wrath of Allah. Riyad-us-Saliheen

Mashallah, glad to here, hope she recovers soon. Amin Fiamanillah

If it is true, i.e zardad did commit/order heinous crimes Im proud that the british courts have brought another mischief maker to justice.

okay I get the whole concept of going for what you want, but then if that’s the case dee come out wid it straight, stop hiding behind the bushes; say my name is so and so, this is who I am, what I do and my good qualities; I’m seeking someone who fits this profile; 1, 2, 3, …. I hope u all get the picture of how to get what you want; thats another thread.