Lol, Clever nuns but the sign post was degrading.

I know some of you would like to skin me alive, but enjoy it as you can nothing is 100% true NICKNAMES: If Emma, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Emma, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack go out for a pint, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Useless. EATING OUT: When the bill arrives, Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack will each throw in a $20, even though the bill is only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he really wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't really want. BATHROOMS: A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items, and would be afraid to REALLY know what they are for. ARGUMENTS: A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. FUTURE: A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. SUCCESS: A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. MARRIAGE: A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. DRESSING UP: A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings, funerals. NATURAL: Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. OFFSPRING: Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is aware some noisy little #$!@%'s are living in the house and eating all the good food.

Originally posted by -Lexus: Warrior of Light, so what was your nick? Lexus, guess u need an eye examination, wrote it in my first post >>Mysam, I was a member to.

Jb, thanks for the moral support but in the process dont make my girl angry.We all family you know. Og Girl, that was a compliment sister, Mashallah glad 2 hear ur doin better.

Haha JB, And its not due to loneliness, I love my people only wish they could overcome this blind following of qabiil and be tolerant of fellow Somalis and well spread the Love we are all Muslims, arent we? Thanx I am a reer Sijui and wear my armour with honour but I prefer being a Sijui of current Tanzania than Tanganyika as I belong to both the mainland and Znz Islands. JB, where does this kikuyu business come in?? Lol Tanganyika never had kikuyus they belong to kenya Jb, I would like to change the title to something more interesting WoL sijui najua (No longer want to be a sijui sijui) Im learning my mothertongue , slowly.

Pole, Viking. Thats why I dont talk about clans n stuff. To be honest, I hardly know much about the clans(all heresay which I dont beleive in), being somali was enough for me to call family and hanging out with them back home in Tz. And I guess I also miss out on the qabiil degradation or segregation as I cannot communicate in somali and never been to somalia, just heard of its old glory(Hargaisa and Moqdisho). So whenever I hear someone comes from there I prefer listening to their account of 'their' somalia. Looking forward to see the new somalia/land partitioned or not one day, Inshallah. Only pray Somalis will come to terms with this Qabil problem. Every Qabiil or race is unique of onething or the other. Its time we relate to each other ipositively and when critised, change that negative attitude to a positive idea. Eg. as you said that place is a shit hole, your friend instead of becoming offended should have asked you why you thought that way. Instead of taking it to personal. Guess this is the problem we have, whenever we are critised we take it personally instead of looking at the problem at hand and esp. when it comes to qabiil. Reminds me of a statement I once made while chattin with some qabiilists: A disagreement doesnt mean Disrespect, I still respect u never the less but dont concer with your train of thoughts. We all humans on earth allshare the same basic needs , so why the segregation while we all one day will die and be dug 10 feet under with a mere sheet. If your qabiil is superior over the other, do something extra ordinary defy nature. Fiamanillah.

Was, at Dokuz Eylul University faculty of medicine, class of 2005.

I used to, no longer. Haddad, I think she wants us to mention our former usernames. Do we really have to swallow the bullet? ahm, here we go I was Mysam. Lexus and you were?

From the diary of a newly married villager. Monday: Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, "beat 12 eggs separately." Well, I didn't have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow enough bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out Fine though Tuesday: We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, "serve without dressing." So I didn't dress. But Tim happened to bring a friend home for supper that night. They both looked so startled when I served them, I think it was the salad. Wednesday: I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said, "wash thoroughly before steaming the rice." So I heated some water and took a bath before steaming the rice. Sounded kinda silly in the middle of the week. I can't say it improved the rice anyhow. Thursday: Today Tim asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said,prepare ingredients,then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving." I hunted all over the place fora garden and when I got one I tossed my salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there for over one hour so the dog would not take it. Tim came over and askedif I felt all right. I wonder why? He must be stressed at work, I'll try and be supportive. Friday: Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, "put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it." beat it I did, to my mum's place. There must have been something wrong with the recipe,because when I came back home again,it looked the same as when I left it. Saturday: Tim went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday.I'm sure I don't know how hens dress for Sunday. I never noticed back on the farm,but I found an old doll dress and it's little cute shoes. I thought the hen looked really cute.When Tim saw it, he started counting to ten. Either he was really stressed because of his work,or he wanted the chicken to dance. When I asked him what was wrong he started crying and shouting out "why me ? why me ?". It has to be his job. Source: Kenyaniyetu.com

^^^^ That really made my day. Came across disturbing news but couldnt help laughin out loud. Woman hits alleged rapist where it hurts story

Thanks Warya Lib note taken into consideration [message was edited in ur honour ]

31. Men dont like loud mouthed, faul speaking women. 32.Men among themselves like sizing each other up. 33.Most men fear meeting with their future father in laws. 34.Most men would prefer an early night or hanging out with mates than never ending drama.

JZK Viking its an excellent read.

Originally posted by A-Ladiif: Somalis do not have a regard for the law. Ah ,I thought those days were over.

Yes, confirmed, The attention is to this question: was there a 5th bomber??

Love life naah, dont think so but just crossed my mind, its singing loud in my mind, forgive me pls. Alicia keys >> when you really love someone. I'm a woman Lord knows it's hard I need a real man to give me what I need Sweet attention, love and tenderness When it's real, its unconditional I'm telling ya’ll Cause a man just ain't a man if he ain’t man enoughTo love you when you're right To love you when you're wrong Love you when you're weak Love you when you're strong Take you higher when the world got you feeling low He's giving you his last, cause he’s thinking of you first Giving comfort when he's thinking that you're hurt That's what's done when you really really love someone I'm telling ya’ll, I'm telling ya’ll Blame it on summer

I am clueless, couldnt English,Italian(they were our colonisers),arabic be used with Somali to answer the citizenship questions? Anyway,the citizenship doesnt matter that much to me(I will fail the exam repeatively unless I cheat) I consider myself Somali n thats fine to me.

He dug his own grave, 11 wives, :eek: T RO U BLE

Orgilaqe, who are these peeps > Dhabaaye and Qoogane? Why post it on Sol?

Warya Lib, If the question posed was: is ur wife a nagger? the answer would have been yes or no and not No she is white. Maybe in another version of this joke? Ducaqabe, there are exceptions to everything.

Poa, mtu wa coast.

Lol, Gediid, seems a man just proved you wrong.

Salalaa Asante

Grace and Fyrkanten, Happen to share the same path . Additions to the quotation, Your reative imagination is present, if sometimes latent, as the you may not be moved to develop you talent. Your approach to life tends to be exceedingly positive, and your disposition is almost surely sunny and open-hearted. You effectively cope with all of the many setbacks that occur in life and readily bounce back for more. It is usually easy for you to deal with problems because you can freely admit the existence of problems without letting them get you down. You have good manners and seem to be very conscious of other people's feelings and emotions. Life is generally lived to the fullest, often without much worry about tomorrow. You are not very good at handling money because of a general lack of concern about it. You spend it when you have it and don't when you don't. On the negative side, a 3 may be so delighted with the joy of living that the life becomes frivolous and superficial. You may scatter your abilities and express little sense of purpose. You can be an enigma, for no apparent reason you may become moody and tend to retreat. Escapist tendencies are not uncommon with the 3 life path, and you find it very hard to settle into one place or one position. Guard against being critical of others, impatient, intolerant, or overly optimistic. Typically, the life path 3 gives an above-average ability in some art form. This can encompass painting, interior decorating, landscaping, crafts, writing, music, or the stage, or all of the above. You are apt to be a happy, inspired person, constantly seeking the stimuli of similar people. Your exuberant nature can take you far, especially if you are ever able to focus your energies and talents.

Apart from Mustafa Kamals (whom we call Ataturk) adverse effect on his community , in person he was more western than muslim.He was born in Selenika, a part of greece and froma young age exposed to western ideas. And unfortunately all of the athiest turks I know relate to him and his ideology of a secular country.with a slogan we are following his path.As the idea of Kemalism is supposed to be purely secular. Allah knows better.