Some of thse names ar not thier nicknames,but are for thier fathers,or grandfathers,and thus they automaticly inherited them.

^^i don't knw much abt u.

Sad to hear one of the nomads was hurt, Diamnete,,May,Allah make easy for you!!

Glad to see all the nomads,and my relatives are well, My advice to the nomads in uk, especially those have dress islamicly,to take care,and be vigilant cuz there thre could well be retaliations against mulsims there, salaams

A butcher watching over his shop was surprised when he saw a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog was back again. So, he went over to the dog and noticed that it had a note in its mouth. He took the note which read, "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please". The dog had money in his mouth, as well. The dog beheld a ten dollar note. So he took the money and put the sausages and lamb in a bag, placing it in the dog's mouth. The butcher was so impressed, and since it was about closing time, he decided to shut up shop and follow the dog. So off he went. The dog was walking down the street. When it came to a level crossing, it put down the bag, jumped up and pressed the button. Then it waited patiently with the bag in mouth, for the lights to turn on. They did, and it walked across the road, with the butcher following it all the way. The dog then came to a bus stop, and started looking at the timetable. The butcher was in awe at this stage. The dog checked out the timings, and then sat on one of the seats provided. Along came a bus. The dog walked around to the front, looked at the number, and went back to his seat. Another bus came. Again the dog went and looked at the number, noticed that it was the right bus, and climbed on. The butcher, by now, open-mouthed, followed him onto the bus. The bus traveled through the town and out into the suburbs. The dog sat looking at the scenery. Eventually it got up, and moved to the front of the bus. It stood on 2 back paws and pushed the button to stop the bus. Then it got off, the groceries still in its mouth. Well, dog and butcher were walking along the road, and then the dog turned into a house. It walked up the path, and dropped the groceries on the step. Then it walked back down the path, took a big run, and threw himself against the door. It went back down the path, ran up to the door and again, threw itself against it. There was no answer at the house. So the dog went back down the path, jumped up on a narrow wall, and walked along the side of the garden. It got to the window, and beat its head against it several times, walked back, jumped off, and waited at the door. The butcher watched as a big guy opened the door, and started abusing the dog, kicking him and punching him, and swearing at him. The butcher was shocked. He ran up, and stopped the guy. "What in heaven’s name are you doing? This dog is a genius. It could be on TV, for the life of me!" The guy responded mockingly, "You call this dog clever? This is the second time this week that this sttupid dog's forgotten its key." Moral of the story "Applies to most of us !!!!!!!!!!!": You may continue to exceed onlookers' expectations, but shall always fall short of the boss's expectations!

This video clip from a camera at traffic light shows why we should all obey the traffic rules,and reminds me the movie "Final Destination">>>>>>>>car accident!

I guess there is nothing wrong as long as the guests are behaving islamicly, the problem rises when half naked girls dance around,and the tape is being recorded, Reason why many men see the videos is cuz it is kinda marketing tool and many girls are hitched thru the tapes,i also reckon Some girls do go to parties , with the intention the men will see them later, on tape!!!!!!

Maxaa Qaldan, Jabuuuti or Jowhar? :rolleyes:

Very good news for somalis everywhere,,tht finaly goverment is going home.

Sayid Moahmed Abdullaha Hassan is indeed the greatest somali hero

Hibo, what a novel and brave idea, count me in!

^^ok bro, i am also in the process,wax la heli karo maaha,,waa dahab la aslay

^^Yep, i was in wellington, but am here 4 three weeks now, i am leaving on thrus,26th for somalia,if i am back by then ,of course i will take care of u.

The thing is there was something going for you,or is he lying, ,anyway tell him the truth,Runtu raga kama nixiso.

sudanes, What the issue with u, We don't have Identity crisis, We are somalis,Maxaad Carabta iskugu koo laynaysaa,Yes,Sudanes are Arabs, but u are not,unless you are one of those...and there is something u not telling us,War Eleyn anagaa wax aragney!! :rolleyes:

A/c i have a suggestion for Admins to create "Health Section",where we inter-change health related topics, i reckon it would be a nice adea to have one,and am sure we have doctors,or future docors in here. so wat u guys think? cheers Farxan

Originally posted by Rahima: ^Farxan, walaalo you really need to re-read, re-think and then perhaps retract your statement. If you had taken any notice not to mention read carefully before jumping down my throat like small child, you would of have noticed that I ended it with gossip . To be honest I did not take the story to be true, it was too far-fetched and too sickening to be the truth. I took as another load of garbage coined by Somalis, but now that you seem to clarify that as the truth, it is disgusting to say the least and to be friends with such an individual (on the assumption that what was said is the truth) is very very sad. Having said that, did I mention names (not that I know them)? It was for me a supposed story with no faces involved, I don’t see the need for you to overreact like it matters. The other issue is walaalo, cut the BS, get down from your fake high horse and get with reality, we all do it and at least I was nice about it (I didn’t believe it, mentioned it as gossip), yet you added the dirt to it highlighting the truth behind it. Yes,the story is farfetched ,Somalida afkii baa laga falay,thought it has some elements of truth in it,Somalis have manipulated it,and did not like the ideas of spreading something not true, and making this guy a Black sheep! any way, walaalo Xaal qaado, my comments were only Kaftan, and wat is the story of MElbourne, Sydney,Perth, Here in Brisbane, small somali community,we are like one family,so invite u to Brisbane,you won't be disappointed.

JazaikaLaah Khayran, May allah guide us all into the right path,amin

Originally posted by Rahima: we hear of Sydney the macalin teacher enticing a young girl and her eedo at the same time, married both, the eedo knew, not the girl, both pregnant, the guy gets a good beating… For Gods sake, stop publishing other pple's private life,Waa dhaqan xumo,Ma wax aad ka hadashaad waydey .THe guy u talking abt is my friend,and wat he done is none of ur business,BTW He is looking for the third one.

Very Impressive! Check out Dr George Kapchits>>>>>George Kapchits This guy really mastered the langauge.

Hello,good topic, i know abt Qudba Siraysi,which was common old days,but getting popular thse days. I left my Ex,cuz AREEBANIMO,

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HAmbalyo,,awguuryo bro. Alle ha ka dhigi Isra tii diintee,dalkeeda iyo dadkeeda anfacda..amiin

^^Ninba Ceesaantii Ceel gee,,Ar soomali maxaa kala haysta.

Rahima,Great pics and informative story,well done