Som@li

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  1. :eek: Acuudu Bilaahi Mina Shaydaani Rajiim :eek: Bal waxa ay sheekha waydinayaan daya, waa duni Rogantay..uf
  2. ^^I dont know if u trying to impress some of ladies here, but One can never be enough for one man, and NO man can resist DHAYLO
  3. it is sad that somalis will go into war after 16 years of destruction. Could this be the FINAL GAME.
  4. Sida ay sheegtey Idaacadda BBC-da Sh. Shariif Sh. Axmed ayaa warqadihii aqoonsiga ahaa ee maxaabiista Itoobiyaanka ahaa tusuyey weriye ka tirsan BBC-da, warqadahaas ayaa la sheegey in ay ku qornaayeen af-Amxaari. I was wondering if all the somalis who take citizenship of Ethiopia becma enemy of the maxaakiim... Most somalis now to come countries like UAE take Ethiopian nationalities, half of the MPs in Baidoa hold Ethiopian Passports.. So it does NOT make sense to say we have docemnets with amharic script.
  5. it is a very good one, thanks Knowing this Femme,( whic always obvious but pple ignore) Should we discard the plans 4 BIG wedding and spent wisely wat we have,go for an Unforgettable honeymoon(destination, ur choice) , and the save the rest..lol
  6. Somaliland has reason to worry, but what meeting TFG leader would do for them
  7. Khaled never thought a form of temporary marriage, described by some in Saudi Arabia as legal prostitution, would open the door to his happily-ever-after. The 25-year-old Saudi security guard opted to marry Zeinab, also a Saudi, through a "Misyar" contract -- a kind of marriage-lite under which couples often live separately but get together regularly, sometimes just for sex >> More on Misyar
  8. High, and very high if the Maxakiim take over the country!
  9. Misyar marriage is getting quite popular in Saudi Arabia, and this fatwa was issued after finding that Millions of Saudi women cant find a husband.. This is a clear WIN WIN situation, as most men who go in this system, are aleady married, and cant build a new home, and for Women,they get HALAL way to fulfill their needs!!! For most of you, this may seem strange, but will know the reason behind this misyar, and also friend mariege,(which is for students,lol) after studying the social system is KSA.
  10. this should be posted at political section, as warning..
  11. Horudhac Daraasado badan oo ay ku jiraan kuwa ay sameeyeen hey’ado waaweyn oo Midowga Yurub ka tirsan, cilmi-baarisyo fara badan iyo weliba kuwo kale waxay dhamaantood caddeeyeen in carruurta ajnabiga ah gaar ahaan kuwa qaxootinimo ku yimid Yurub ama ay dhaleen waalid qaxooti ah in ay liidato najiitada waxbarashadooda, marka lala barbardhigo kuwa u dhashay wadamada ay yimaadeen. Aniga oo ka duulaaya hadalkaas (arintaas) isla mar ahaan taana arkay xaaladda qoysaska iyo carruurta Soomaaliyeed ee ku dhaqan Yurub ayaan waxaan go’aansannay in aan darso waxbarashada carruurta Soomaaliyeed, si aan wax uga ogaado sababta dhalisay arrintaas. Waxaa muuqata balse aan lagu baraarugsaneyn in heerka aqooneed ee ardayda Soomaaliyeed ee Yurub deggan aysan gaarsiisneyn meeshii ay waalidkood rabeen. Waxaa soo baxday in qaar badan oo ka mid ah carruurta Soomaaliyeed aysan gaari karin heer jaamacadeed. Murugada ay arrintani keeni karto waa mid aanan la qiyaasi karin, balse waxaa la saadaalin karaa in ay noqoto mid saameyn adag ku reebi karta qoysaska Soomaaliyeed ee Yurub u soo nolol iyo mustaqbal raadsaday. ..>> Waxbarashada Ardayda Soomaaliyeed
  12. very touching story indeed, I was following the noble price and wanted him to win, Masha Allah....
  13. She's scared because she's going to be with a man tonight. We are not like Americans, you know."lol The somali bantus have been thru alot, good to hear that they still love Somalia, where they suffered.
  14. I am guessing the the guy on the left (bestman) is Rokko.. And how can one be happy, it is the first they getting married.............they are lucky if one does not run away...
  15. Mabruuk, Legend of zu, gabadh iyo caano Wiil iyo Caano.......... the bride is aslo SOL member?
  16. Discusting, Gabadha miyan cidi dhalin? sidee bay u qarin kartaa 11 in ay uur leedahay?
  17. Aduunyo, Rag masaas ba u danbeeysay! could it be that you paying the price of the past lol
  18. War heedhe ma waxaad fadhhidaa bar, waa kusidee, Gabdhaha dhaaf waa ramadaane, Wax sooma iyo wax ay naba u dhalan ba waa leeyihiin. Raguna waa la mid, Here in the UAE, a father has called his son in UK on the first day of Ramadan to say Ramadaan Kariim, then the son replied, "Aabe ramadaan Kariim, (Ramadaantu si fiican bay usoctaa, oo hada waxaan soomanayn 9 cisho)"Ramadaan is fine, and now we have been fasting for 9 days, lol. qofkii ilahay fashilayo, waa sidaas... Marka Tuujiye gabdhaha xadiis u mari, eeda jooji.
  19. ^^cuz they revolve women!, marriege..lol Qofkasta qumanaha qoorta ugu jira, after 200+ of marriege failures, he is stilling blamin on women. I am thinking this guy had BOTH MONEY and ENERGY......
  20. I also heard abt the story where men beat their wives to show love , what abt the stories that they tie the new bride to a tree full of ants, so many weird cultures existed in some parts of our country, and maybe left few traces on these pple, although i am thinking they are exaggerating a bit.
  21. "So if anyone bothers me, I just call 911 and the police come and beat them?" she asked. "Life must be very easy." I wonder why many somali men end up in jail..lol
  22. No more brides after... 201 marriages SOKOTO, Nigeria –– Sheltered from the scorching tropical heat by a cool breeze wafting from the branches of the mango tree under which he sat outside his old bungalow in the ancient city of Sokoto in northern Nigeria, 68-year-old Shehu Malami declared his resolve to content himself with his four wives after 201 marriages in 48 years. "No more marriages for me, this is the end. I will retain my four wives to the end as long as another misfortune doesn't befall me", Malami, who just recently solemnized his 201st marriage, told AFP outside his home in this conservative, predominantly Muslim city. In June 2004 Malami celebrated his 200 marriages which coincided with the bicentenary of the Sokoto Caliphate with a promise never to marry again, but he could not keep his vow as he married another wife last week to replace a 40 year old spouse he divorced recently. Short, bald and eloquent, Malami who is popularly called Maisaje' (the whiskered one), for the gray whiskers he keeps, could be the world's most married person. Now living in retirement, Malami's life has been characterized by "marital adventures". "I'm now a groom. I took my 201st wife a week ago, I'm on honeymoon", Malami said humorously as he adjusted his faded green robe, relishing the serenity of his middle-class old parliamentary quarters' neighbourhood with its uniform bungalows whose faded yellow colours and dull corrugated roofing attest to their old age. Alternating between flawless English and his native Hausa dialect, Malami recounted what he called "marital escapades" with ease, displaying a good memory. He took his first wife, a divorcee, at the age of 20, two years after he had dropped out of secondary school. The marriage, which did not receive the blessing of the couple's parents, could not survive its first anniversary. His next two marriages, also to divorcees, did not last despite general acceptance this time. "I have an exceptionally high taste for women and my sexual urge is quite strong. I would always go for voluptuous women because women with sagging bosom would not excite me," Malami said as he vainly fanned his nose with the back of his hand to ward off choking fumes from a passing truck. Despite his strong libido, he blames his incessant marriage-and-divorce adventure to misfortune and his older wives who would instigate any woman he married to leave for a younger man. "All my marriages were done with good intent but I encountered misfortunes. For instance, four of the women I married were already pregnant from other men when I married them and I had no option but to divorce them when I realized it, because I could not live with dubious wives". "I later came to understand that my older wives were also responsible for my divorces as they would, out of jealousy, tell any beautiful young woman I married that she did not deserve to marry an old man like me as young and beautiful as she was while young and handsome men would do everything to have her as a wife". "Gullible and inexperienced, the young woman would either demand a divorce or would become too nasty for me to keep as a wife", Malami said in a sad tone. As Islam allows for a man to marry up to four wives at a time, Malami made good use of this privilege by having four wives at every particular time, finding a replacement as soon as he divorces one or more. He never hides his pride in his 29 surviving children out of 47 from 25 marriages, and his 39 grandchildren. Although Islam discourages divorce and the people of the city find his frequent marriages reprehensible, Malami found nothing wrong, "despite the fact that people express disgust". "In fact the Sultan (the highest traditional and spiritual figure among Nigerian Muslims) solemnized my 200th marriage, the only wife I married twice among all the 201. "When I married say five times from a particular area, I would shift to a far community where my reputation had not reached", he said mischievously. "Even my children are not happy and sometimes they come to talk to me about it, begging me to stop. "But they have to bear with me because it is my nature and Allah does not prohibit me from marrying", Malami said. Malami cautions his children not to emulate him, saying times have changed. "I always advise them not to do like me and I caution young men not to engage in these useless marriages especially with the prevalence of HIV/AIDS and poverty", Malami said. He expressed pride in the experiences he garnered from his marriages adding that if not for the death of a wealthy friend who was to finance the publication of his biography, the book would have been on the market. They had to stop at the 160th wedding. "My experiences with women are huge. I see myself as a professor as far as women and their psychology are concerned. There is no type of woman I have not handled." It remains to be seen whether this time, at 68, he will stick to his word. –– AFP