God bless Somalia.

Sanadka Ciidkii miyuu soo hore maray, anyway,Ciid Mubarak.

Are u scared to mix and be with pple, and what makes u feel confortable to be alone? social-phobia? you will not get the answers here, by getting some pple like you and then that will be make you happy..go to a doc, Man..

Ma xabaalo qodid baa lagu heli aqoonsi, Somalis have massacred each other everywhere, and everybody knows abt it!

Rabi ha u naxariisto

lol

Actual call centre conversations ! Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?". Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?". Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre". Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours". ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Samsung Electronics Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?" Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about". Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?" Operator: "I think you mean the telephone point on the wall". ---------------------------------------------------------------------- RAC Motoring Services Caller: "Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am travelling in Australia?" Operator: " Doesn't the product name give you a clue?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in France): "If I register my car in France, do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Directory Enquiries Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please". Operator: "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct?" Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off". ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven. Operator: "Woven? Are you sure?" Caller: "Yes. That's what it says on the label; Woven in Scotland ". ---------------------------------------------------------------------- On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator: "I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on". ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop". Customer: "OK". Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?". Customer: "No". Tech Support: "OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No". Tech Support: "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?". Customer: "Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'". ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Tech Support: "OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?" Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Caller: "I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?". ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------- There's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause". Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations!): Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?" Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." Operator: "What sort of trouble??" Caller: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." Operator: "Went away?" Caller: "They disappeared." Operator: "Hmm So what does your screen look like now?" Caller: "Nothing." Operator: "Nothing??" Caller: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type." Operator: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??" Caller: "How do I tell?" Operator: "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??" Caller: "What's a sea-prompt?" Operator: "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?" Caller: "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type." Operator: "Does your monitor have a power indicator??" Caller: "What's a monitor?" Operator: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??" Caller: "I don't know." Operator: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??" Caller: "Yes, I think so." Operator: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall. Caller: "Yes, it is." Operator: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??" Caller: "No." Operator: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable." Caller: "Okay, here it is." Operator: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer." Caller: "I can't reach." Operator: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??" Caller: "No." Operator: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??" Caller: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark." Operator: "Dark??" Caller: "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window." Operator: "Well, turn on the office light then." Caller: "I can't." Operator: "No? Why not??" Caller: "Because there's a power failure." Operator: "A power......... A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in??" Caller: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet." Operator: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from." Caller: "Really? Is it that bad?" Operator: "Yes, I'm afraid it is." Caller: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??" Operator: "Tell them you're too $*%ing ****** to own a computer!!!!!"

The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. He asks the blonde clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall? The blonde clerk responds, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave h im an entire bottle of laxative." The pharmacist yells, "You *****! You can't treat a cough with a laxative!" The blonde clerk responds, "Of course you can! look at him, he's afraid to cough." !!

,good one

Can't somebody remove that SHitt avatar, it is a clear insult, and our flag does not deserve this from this fool. :mad: :mad:

Masha Allah,

Uff...

Allah Yarxamu,

Have you frozen your eggs!! many pple neclect and pass their primary age to have childern, and then when they are ready, it is too late.....this goes even for the sigletons!

No really necessary to know about past as long as you are happy with the person at present, the past should stay and remain at the past!

Doha • There was plenty to cheer about for the home fans as Qatar yesterday picked up three medals — one each in bowling, shooting and chess — on the fourth day of the 15th Asian Games. The bowling pair of Saeed Al Hajri and Abdulla Al Qatan did Qatar proud by bagging a silver medal in the men’s doubles event at the Qatar Bowling Centre (QBC). After overcoming a sluggish start, the Qatari duo managed a tally of 2,782 points to emerge second-best. Qatar won a bronze through their women’s shooting team — a trio comprising Amal Mahmud, Anisa Jama and Samsam Jama — and a bronze when Qatar’s Chen Zou finished the women’s rapid chess event in third spot at Al Dana Club. India’s chess Grandmaster Humpy Koneru picked up the gold while Dao Thien Hai of Vietnam walked away with the silver medal. Qatar’s Al Hajri and Al Qatan finished behind Saudi Arabian brothers Hassan Al Alshaikh and Bader Al Alshaikh, who created history on way to their gold medal with a tally of 2,821. It was Saudi Arabia’s first-ever Asian Games gold. Jamal Ali Mohammad and Nayef Eqab Al Abdala, from the United Arab Emirates, finished as the joint silver medallists. “This victory is for the entire nation. This victory is for the people of Qatar and I am proud of our performance today,” a jubilant Al Hajri said after yesterday’s proceedings at QBC. In what could be termed a remarkable show despite an obvious lack of experience at this level, Qatari women shooters Amal, Anisa and Samsam finished third-best in the 10m running shooting event at the state-of-the-art Lusail Shooting Range which is located on the outskirts of Doha. The shooting coach of the three girls, Yuriy Rodnov, a Kazakh, was a delighted individual at the medal awarding ceremony. He said: “Even though there were only three teams, it is the performance that matters. All three were at their top level. Amal improved her personal record with 43 points, so we were very satisfied with what they showed today.” Rodnov and Svetlana Rodnova came to Qatar in 2001 from their home country to coach the Qatari shooting squad. “We were sure that all the girls in the team would shoot well. Whether there is a reception is up to the Qatar Shooting Federation. I am just the coach.” The Asian Games, he said, was the “biggest goal” once they reached Qatar. The fact that the three women pulled it off on home soil makes things all the more sweet. Even with only three teams entered in the event, Rodnov refused to tarnish the bronze. The number of entries is hardly the fault of the Qatar team. The coach is optimistic of more medals coming on the range. “Our strongest medal contenders have not competed. There is Nasser Saleh Al Attiyah (who placed fourth in the Athens Olympics) and Masoud Hamad, who won the 2002 Asian Games and finished third in the test event in September (the Doha challenge).” Kazakhstan won yesterday’s event with 1,083 points while Vietnam received the silver medal with 1,064 points. Qatar’s points tally was an impressive 912. That figure was enough for the team to pick up the bronze medal.

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^^^^^^^the winners, Congratulations for the somali (qadari) girls.. >>>>>>> More...

^^which city is this? it is beautiful??

More of Badhan, Sanaag...

Masha Allah, Thanks Northerner, will keep that in mind in 2007

It depends what kinda card you were using, And I dont really know why card like VISA or Mastercard wouldnt work. But inquiry your bank. and remember to make use of the grace period North,How is it goin for you bro, I am guessing u fully settled now. I am now in Sharjah, and will go back to Abu Dhabi in 2 Hrs, (We are working tomorrow :mad: ) But will be in Dubai for trainig from 10th of dec. will be happy to meet Dubai Nomads.

I guess any mature person would be wise enought to knwo that there is more into marriege,More reponsillity,More hardwork, less freedom,More commitment, that is way many of us, are NOt eager to take that path.

^^^lol, U can expect that,