Why do guys accuse a goodlooking guy who takes care of himself for being either guy, sisy or a feminist guy?

An American, a Brit and an Iraqi were in a bar one night having a beer. The Yankee drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In the States our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice." The Brit obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Britain we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either. "The Iraqi, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the American and the Brit. He says "In Baghdad we have so many Americans and Brits that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

Ameenah sis thats why i didnt say anything to her. Who knows? She could be better than me and far more learned. If u read my post u could see that i did not insult her or put her down.....i was just comparing her to the picture ngonge showed. It seems to me that it doesnt matter if someone is wearing the masar if they are not covered modestly....laakin on the other hand....... But thats my opinion.....

DA............The point is..........the neck is awrah too.

Yes the idea of being 2nd/3rd/4th wife has breifly entered my mind.....laakin so has the idea of sneaking into my brother's room in the middle of the night and smothering him to death. Just because i think about it, however, doesnt mean im gonna do it .

U find that shocking Ngonge? Well, there is a somali girl in my college who wears: 1. Very long, loose skirts that touch the floor 2. Long, thick shirts and jackets 3. Then wears the hijab like a masar. I wanted to go up to her and tell her what was the point?....laakin she knows her religion as muc has i do.....and probably would not have appreciated my advice.

Sad.

I would love to go in a shop and not be followed.....walk into a street and see a somali face.....etc. HOwever....I have this terrible fear of being kidnapped and shot. Until somalia is as peaceful as it was 30 years ago.....then no way am I setting my pedicured foot there.

I wanna come too...........DONT LEAVE MEEEEEEEEE P.S. How much is it gonna cost?

The worst job I ever had was working as a babysitter for a Somali Fundraiser. Lets just say 3 adults and 30 kids under 10 were involved. Goodness.....Im serioulsy considering ______________________________.

I just wanna take a crowbar and beat it against my head over and over and over and over and over...... People are always complaining......but ur all wasting ur breath.....what ur saying is equivalent to chicken manure: utterly useless and taking up space. What have any one of you bickering done to improve the situation? Anyways.......I think we all need a laugh today...I had a headache just reading the posts. ------------- 1. A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?" "Oh, Mum," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, Mum, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language...things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home.... Please Mum!" "Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?" "Please don't make me tell you, Mum," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! Come get me, please!" "Darling, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!" Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mum, they were words like dust, wash, iron, cook!" 2. Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Assalamu Alaikum Waraxmatullahi Wabarakatu I came across this site and mashaallah it is very, very good. The three areas that i like to vist are: The Quran, Articles, and Sisters section. Please check it out and add it to your favourites...........it will really help you learn more about islam and strenthen ur faith. www.jannah.org

Walahi Bilahi, Im surprised by all the posts asking where the "good men" have gone? Im wondering what kind of environment ur in and what kind of people who hang around with to give u the impression that the good men of the world have gone extinct. Honestly......If your a good woman urself there is no reason why u should be complaining about "not finding a good man". Why are u around these pigs in the first place? I have never personally met a guy who i didnt respect. IF I know a guy is as bad as u describe......Ill stay the heck away from him. P.S. IM being general here and not attacking anyone

YEs there are incredibly alot of good men in the world.....but u can only find them under ONE CONDITION : YOu have to be a good woman yourself.

Assalam Alaikum Yes there are Somali jews, christians.....etc. However I see no reason to be angery or disgusted. At last weeks Jumca prayer.....an african man from congo and a white canadain girl (23 yrs old) converted to Islam. So concentrate on the positvies....for every muslim that becomes a non-believer 10 become muslims. And dont forget.....THIS IS BETWEEN THEM AND ALLAH.

NOthing turns me on more than a skinny dude wearing macawiis with his hairy beer-gut sticking out of his too short tank top.........Hmmmmmmmm.

The only thing I DATE is the CALENDER!!!!!!!!

This is so disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you cant stand the heat, get the f&*^ out of the kitchen. In this case Berg decided he can handle the heat, and unfortunaltely :confused: ) he got BURNED!!!! Dont think Im gonna spend sleepless nights over this......whats sicker is that people here are rooting, screaming, defending 1 man when 1000s are killed everyday in every friggin country. Did u forget viet, bosnia, palestine, somalia, albania, aganistan................ YOU guys must be pretty ****** if you are shocked by what happened to this guy. What did you honeslty think that they would have said to him "Hey thanks for coming to my country, but please dont trouble yourself further Ill just line up my mother, sister, wife, cousin for you to rape.......and Ill lick your feet and let you walk all over my back.......thank you, PLEASE COME AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes: :mad:

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DA, Im gonna assume ur being sarcastic when u said Kill Bill was nice :rolleyes: :eek: Cause nobody with a half a brain would think that that movie had any potential. It made my eyes water, GOD IT WAS SO HORRIBLE

I havent heard you screaming when the Muslims were being tortured and abused and humiliated, But one man is killed and your "anti-arab"? Arent u using one incident to colour the whole arab race? Anyway, as they say there are no rules in war. They have to do what they have to do. Its not like they have bombs, helocoptors, nuclear weapons, missiles....................... So if beheading one man would make them reconsider some of thier actions, then Im all for it.

THANK U VERY MUCH FERO ARMAJO, MMA. I never heard of this, but the pictures speak of themselves. Are there any other celebrations where people act *how shall I say this?" ........less barbaric :eek: ....and more civilized? I wouldnt want to scare those little kids

I just rented KIll Bill Volume 1 last night. DAMN IT SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BIG TIME!!!!!!! DONT WASTE UR MONEY ON THIS CRAP!!!!!!!I TURNED IT OFF AFTER 30 MINUTES BECUASE IT WAS NOTHING BUT FLYING HEADS, ARMS, LEGS, FINGERS....... BLOOD GUSHING IN ARCHES LIKE WATER FROM A FOUNTAIN IT WAS TOO FAKE TO BE SCARY

Hey everyone. MY little sister in grade 3 has a mulitcultural project due Fri, May 14th. She asked me for help, but Ive been stumped for a while and need help from you guys. THank you in advance. Traditions: 1) Name one festival celebrated in that country (not Islamic festival, a cultural festival) 2) When is it? 3) Describe what it is and what people do 4) Describe any special foods or clothes *** I went to the net and found such festivals as Roob-Doon and Dab-Shid but there are no details. 5)Name one major tourist attration in Somalia (had problems with this one :confused: ) Currency: 1) Names of different denominations and their values Foods: 1) Specail holiday foods (not rice, pasta, digir...please)