- Femme -

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  1. EXCUSE ME? :eek: :eek: :eek: THis is really funny..... P.S. Trust me the information is out there...little kids nowadays know more about sex than you do. The question is DO THEY CARE? They have the eductation already...from friends, tv, net...the sources are endless. P.S.S. Where are their family? All the education they neeed is supposed to start from home...esp Islamic. IF they were strong in their faith..there would be no need for this.
  2. ^^^Heheheheheh. I have an excuse. Its pretty hard for me to write readable somali....and torture to read it. I read it wrong. Haa meysha ka carar. ANi iyo Lucky Star wee noo taala maanta :mad: Karamada ee iga qaadey, wee i ceebeyseyna. Hadeer qurango camal baa leikahay.
  3. Malayaqaan waxa miskiinta ku dhacay...laakin lama dhahikaro shaytaan baa fuulay waayo shaytaankii ramadhan intuu socdo buu xiranyahey.. So Wiilo...WHAT HAPPENED? :eek: :eek: Yaa ku dhilayo?
  4. Alla ma saas baa? Lucky Star aan ku gabto...hadaana saa ku garaacayo hooyadaa arooskeda ku tusin :mad: :mad: Guess Ill have to edit now... Hope no one saw P.S. Shoobora thnx for the tip and this is what he said: The president's actual quote was, "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."
  5. ^^^^ :eek: :eek: :eek: Well...um...err..I have to confess. Since this girl :mad: bought up honesty...I guess I have to tell the truth I got 1 *** *** Hey....I always thought that there was something wrong with this test anyway...
  6. in other words am "dangerous"....i use istakiin before i even eat, i return my movies with-out rewinding them, and i even call myself sometimes to see if i can answer my own call.............aam baaaad LOOOOOOOOOOL@Shoobaro. THat was so funny
  7. ^^^LOL Kat If you rearrange EBER it spells BEER. Coincidence? I think not dear. Go get drunk...
  8. Guys pat urselfs on the back 1) Crossroad 2) Reading between the lines 3) I understand 4) Man over Board or Man on Board 5) Downtown 6) Mind over matter 7) Backward Glance 8) Life After Death 9 ______ Figure it out 10) ______ Figure it out P.S. Nuune and Qac Qaac..It gives me immense pleasure to say "I told you so" If you only took the time...instead of arguing with me
  9. Backwards? That means you looked at the score....those results are invalid.. :mad: :mad:
  10. Stop sidestepping the q nuune...now...are you gonna guess or not? Try...It is better to try and get a wrong anwer then...uh..actually dont try
  11. ^^hahahahah...beenlow. YOu got 0 out of 4 didnt you? No reason to be embarrased. Those jobs pay well nooh
  12. Nova ani saas kama dhigayo..and that not my intention. Hadada fahmeynin maxaa suubinkaraa hadaba? Markaste hint masiinkaro jeerii dhanmaanto su'aalahoo dhan (I hope that was readable _ Nuune: I cant believe u even asked that question. It took me time...but I figured it out Its supposed to test certian skill you have...But I forgot what they were ***Hmmmmmmmmmm** **thinking**
  13. LOL Qac..Well I guess you have to have a certian IQ number Well...I tried. Guess I have to content myself with the thought that Im smarter than all of u.
  14. NOva***NO Ok...one more hint and thats it.. death/life....means life after death I guess one has to be familiar with these phrases :confused: Oh well....I dont blame you...being hungry is obvioulsy doing something to ur brains...looooool Nuune: LOL
  15. Is something wrong today Qac Qaac? I see that ur annoyed in a couple of threads today? Perhaps you forgot to eat sahuur? OR take ur medication? Or your going through a midlife crisis? Or are you depressed? Have you been hallucination lately? I think you should go see a therapist...heed my adive. Ive been known to help a lot of people
  16. Well...figure out for urselves..Takes time actually...so PAY ATTENTION example: # 2 is r/e/a/d/i/n/g = which means READING BETWEEN THE LINES. Try to read as it says. Another example: 5) t o w n which means DOWNTOWN. Get it..
  17. Tell your scores people...or are you too embarassed I of course got perfect 4 ...It was as easy as kow laba sadix.
  18. ^^^Of course dear Qac Qaac, that goes without saying
  19. Femme Fatale – (would not want to run into you in an unlit alley with a name like that – joke!) how about the repercussions, expressed or otherwise me lady? You better be scared . Depends on how you interpret it According to estimations, there could be well over 5 million small arms circulating currently in the Horn of Africa Today, Hargeisa in Somaliland boasts a flourishing arms market. Burao is an open arms market where one can find the latest small arms on open display and at an affordable price. Somalia today in all its entities is the "Mecca" of small arms in the region. All sorts of criminals obtain their rifles or handguns from there. The abundance of weapons such as the military type AK47, M14 and M16, G3 and the UZI has changed the dynamics of conflict and criminal activities in the sub region Im wary of the thousands and thousands of young boys and men who have easy access to a huge collection of weapons. There exists a tempation to end all conflicts whether big or small, potential or not, with violence...and Im very concerned. What has somalia done so far to deal with the problem itself? Its just sleeping while the country slowly destroys itself. So I think they should let in foregin troops...but of course they have to be under a watchful eye and not be allowed to run free and make their own decisions. I think anything would be good to control the weapons flow and available...and to unarm these irrational, tempermental delutional warlords and thier like. I wouldnt know what the repercusions would be...Maybe Im burying my head in the sand...but It feels sooooooooooo comfortable I knew I shouldve keep my foot out of the politics forum....
  20. Prime Minister Meles Zenawi deserves to be slapped across the face with a dirty sock. :mad:
  21. Figure these out: Example: 1) he/himself = he's beside himslef 2) cycle cycle cycle = tricycle 1) R Road a d 2) r/e/a/d/i/n/g 3) Stand ----- I 4) Man ------ Board 5) t o w n 6) mind ----- matter 7) ecnalg 8) death/life 9) dice dice 10) 0 ---- MD Phd BSC
  22. This quiz consists of four questions that tells you whether or not you are qualified to be a professional. SCROLL DOWN FOR THE ANSWERS There is no need to cheat. The questions are not that difficult. You just need to think like a professional. Answer the q first then go to the next. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether or not you are doing simple things in a complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Incorrect answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the door. Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out of the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This question tests your foresight. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator! This tests if you are capable of comprehensive thinking. OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last chance to test your qualifications to be a professional. 4. There is a river that is known to have many crocodiles in it. How do you cross it? Correct Answer: Simply swim across it. All the crocodiles are attending the animal meeting! That completes the test! This question tests your reasoning ability. So... If you answered four out of four questions correctly, you're a true professional. Wealth awaits you. If you answered three out of four, you have some catching up to do but there's hope for you. If you answered two out of four, consider a career as a hamburger flipper in a fast food joint. If you answered one out of four, try selling your organs. It's the only way you will ever make any money. If you answered none correctly, consider a career that does not require any higher mental functions at all, such as management, politics, or law.
  23. xasad sanaa ma jarmany bee ku dhalatay LOL@GT