Whomever said ignorance is bliss..is a stinking liar :mad: :mad:

Whomever said ignorance is bliss..is a stinking liar :mad: :mad:

Verily, a man hath performed prayers, fasts, charity, pilgrimage and all other good works; but he will not be rewarded except by the proportion of his understanding. A giver of maintenance to widows and the poor, is lke a bestower in the way of God, an utterer of prayers all the night, and a keeper of constant fast. When a woman performeth the five times of prayer, and fasteth the month of Ramadan, and is chaste, and is not disobedient to her husband, then tell her to enter Paradise by whichever door she liketh. Backbiting vitiates ablution and fasting. The greatest crimes are to associate another with God, to vex your father and mother, to murder your own species, to commit suicide, and to swear to lie. Heaven lieth at the feet of mothers. He will not enter hell who hath faith equal to a mustard seed in his heart; and he will not enter Paradise who hath a single grain of pride, equal to a mustard seed, in his heart. Verily, a man teaching his child manners is better for him than giving one bushel of grain in alms. Meekness and modesty are two branches of Iman (Faith); and vain talking and embellishing are two brances of hypocrisy A sincere repenter of faults is like him who hath committed none No misfortune or vexation befalleth a servant of God, small or great, but on account of his faults committed: and most of these God forgiveth

^^^And how is that relevant to the topic at hand? :rolleyes:

^^^And how is that relevant to the topic at hand? :rolleyes:

^^^And how is that relevant to the topic at hand? :rolleyes:

I take that as a compliment because i was once told that i am not even worth a Bullet

^^^Correct. HEllo to you too

Those of us trudging in the rainy, snowy, windy days towards the bus stop...wating 20 minutes for the *&*#@ bus to arrive :mad: ..then realizing that we left the pass at home on top of the kitchen counter....will love to scream about gas prices *sigh*

That was a wonderful read sheherazad. Mashallah..Keep it up

^^Me too. I was pronouncing it wrong. Ex. Fiid (after sunset) I was prouncing it like FEED.

^^^^LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. Good one.

That sounds interesting...but they will only show it in Ontario..too bad. A while back (2 or 3 years) There was a really good PBS documentary series on Islam. I dont think they had any reruns. http://www.pbs.org/empires/islam/

^^^Oopsy Daisy...trust me to jump ahead

Originally posted by Fiance': I dont believe in the lesser of the two evils stuff :rolleyes: There isn't any gray room there, your evil or your not. I said the EVIL of the two LESSERS sis. There is a slight difference if you think about it

Originally posted by LuCkY STaRR: FF What was with the Beer thang...I thought that it was suppose to be the other way around :confused: ! Watch it for 5/10 secs

Why doesnt tarzan have a beard? IF swimming is such good excercise..how come whales are fat? Why are somalians so loud? IF a one of the synchronized swimmers drown, do the rest also have to? IF a person with mulitple personalites threatenst to commit suicide, is it considered a hostage situation? WHy is bush so ugly?

^^^LOL right

"In order to conduct an investigation, you've got to talk to people," says Special Agent Paul McCabe, a spokesman for the FBI's Minneapolis office. "We will be knocking on doors, especially these last four weeks leading up to the election." That says it all...

Hehehehehe@warrior princess!!! How about sending them back to somalia?

^^^Thanks...we should've had this at the begining.

WATCH FOR 5 SECONDS:

14) Say the COLOUR not the WORD!!!

14) What do you See? 15) What do you See?

Some more puzzles 11) knee ------ light 12) --------- Sand --------- (its supposed to be a box) 13) What do you see?