^^^^NO ur the one that MISUNDERSTOOD. THE SAYINGS GOES : Every Great man has a woman behind him Dont make up ur own sayings

^^^Your supposed to go buzz-buzz..ama identity crisis maa heysataa?

^^^THis is how she looked

Alhamdulliah its on a weekend....I hate going to school on eid!!!!

LOOOOOOOL@MMA Im asking myself the same q...

A COLLAGE OF THE SOLDEIRS THAT DIED IN IRAG MADE INTO AN IMAGE OF HIM

1. Human Rights advances in Somalia 2. Collection of Motivational Speeches by George W. Bush 3. Amelia Eghart's Guide to the Pacific Ocean 4. History of French Military Victories 5. Everything Men know about WOmen 6. The Amish Phone Directory 7. Things I cant Afford by BIll Gates 8. Keeping your Marriage Long and Happy by Elizabeth Taylor 8. Things I love about Americans By OSama Bin Laden Can you guys think of others?

MONDAY It's fun to cook for Caasho. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. TUESDAY Caasho wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Caasho brought a friend home for supper. WEDNESDAY A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any. THURSDAY Today Caasho asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up to Caasho asking me why I was rolling around in the garden. FRIDAY I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left. SATURDAY Caasho did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. She asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Caasho keeps counting to ten. SUNDAY Caasho's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment. GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Caasho. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise her with Chocolate Moose.

A friend emailed me this....thought id share Thanks to my friends who sent me such important emails in 2003 & 2004. It's so wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform! I'm sure you wish to thank me for the same! Because of you: I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out from you that it's good for removing toilet stains. I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS. I smell awful, but thank goodness I stopped using deodorant because you said it causes cancer. I don't leave my car in any parking lot even though I sometimes have to walk about seven blocks, because you said that someone might drug me with a perfume sample and then try to rob me. I also stopped answering the phone because you said that they will ask me to dial a ****** number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore, Tokyo and maybe the Mars Rover. I stopped consuming several foods because you said the estrogen they contain may turn me gay. I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because you told me they are nothing more than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs. I also stopped drinking anything out of a can - you said that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine. When I go to parties, I now don't mix with anybody - you said that someone will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice. I donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. That poor sick girl that was about to die in the hospital. Funny thing, she never seems to get any older. I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I wrote, in anticipation of the $15,000.00 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program. It's weird, though, that my new free cell phone never arrived, and neither did the passes for my paid vacation to Disneyland. But I am positive that all this is because of the chain I broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse from hell.

Dhaanyeerka ilkaha dheer markaste opinionkeesa buu badalayey

^^^Ouch!!!Maskiin

^^^True true. People..there is no point in sulking like dhoocil hilib laga dhafay They both suck

^^well look on the bright side..the uh..um ...err

Well...we saw this coming...no biggie

^^^LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@wiilo

^^^Those stomach's are full of air...dont let them fool you... they are what I call "show off fat"

^^^Ar joog yaa ku dhaha intaana si xun kuu ceybeen I dont take survivors The many different Sides of MEN

I came, I saw, I rolled my eyes :rolleyes:

^^^and why do u think that is? **lay down on the couch...im gonna be a therapist for all u misguided and confused faraaxs **

^^^take that back intaada ka shalaayin :mad: :mad:

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^^^Certainly Wiilo...

dhibaato iyo ba iyo hoog baa utaal We uncovered ur secret