I believe the cranium is a little too big, dont you?

It was one of those 24 hour things...its over..ITS OVER I SAY!!!! P.S. IN case I wont be accepted back...can I get my membership fee back? *smiling nervously*

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Is this your life story Raami? Adheerkaa u dhir lacagta fuquryahow

Im not sure about that. I also wondered about those kinds of situations...but doesnt a parent do whats best for his/her child? The bone marrow will regenerate itself..the child isnt harmed.

It took me alot of time,energy, and considerable amount of money...but I finally found out what was wrong with Raami . I obtained a copy of his medical records...along with an x-ray of his brain. Check it out: The Real Ameenah: Its not good to hide secrets dear...someday..somehow..they are revealed...and will haunt you for the rest of your days. Legend of Zu : Hes a legend alright

Zu...what have you got against plastic surgery? THis older mature chick will accept your generous offer humbly if your son is a smoking rooster UNCLE: SO bella when are you gonna get married? YOur getting way past your expirey date you know? The older you get the lower you have to set your standards...and the lesser your choices become. Do you want to end up as an old, lonely, bitter spinster? Do you? Why are you still clingly to your parents? WHy arent you out of the house yet? THeyre getting old..the thought of you staying wiht them through their old age terrifies them. But becuase theyre your parents theyll never tell you this. ME: Whats the hurry adheer? I want to finish school, get a job, travel around the world..do alot of things before IM tied down like a donkey. Uncle: IS that how you view marriage? I swear, If I had it my way and your parents listened to my advice you wouldve been sent to somalia and married to a goat herder by now. YOu wouldve been contented im sure. The women's movement has polluted your mind. NOw your 20 and the chances of you finding a husband are decreasing dramatically. ME: Well adheer macaaan...if all else fails youll give me your son wont you? After all...families have to help each other? Uncle: My son :eek: Naa isku xishood ciyaal suuqyahey. HEs just seven years old. Bal wixii ku hadleeyso fiiri. Walee aduunyo gadoonkii baa la gaari. Me: Whats so shocking about thata? The prophet married khadijah and she was 20 yrs older than him. BEsides times are a changing adheer...get with the program Uncle: Adi horta ma ogtahay...waxaa soo gaadatay sunnada iyo quraanka waxaa adi jeceshahey...inta kale indhaha waa ka gabsataa. Talking to you always gives me a headache. I give up. Youll never get married. When your old, lonely dont be regretting it. Me: Whatever. Why are you always on my back adheer? I swear...I dont feel like a part of this family. I dont want to talk anymore. Walaahi booyiso ma ehee waxkale reerka uma ihi. Uncle Bal iga daqaaq. Ugdad baa adi ku dhishey. Me: Fine... :mad:

I plan to get married at 40 to a 20 year old guy. Men cant have all the fun

I changed my mind. I guess I was a little bit harsh earlier. IF a girl is ****** enough to marry him...then they both should be beaten within an inch of their lives...disowned and allowed to marry afterward. An ***** and a convict marrying each other sounds right to me.

IF you look any way like this im not interested. Are you sure your filthy rich....or plain filthy? It is well known that somali men claim the first, when they are the latter. Its funny how known goat herders claim theyre rich nowadays. Cajiib.

I am very deeply sorry for questioning your motives OG-Moti. But Since its ramadhan and I have to fast...I havent been taking my medication. I suffer from muliple personalities and today you have met : XALIIMO XAASID/XANAAQ BADAN

Hmmm. NOrmally I would thank my lucky stars and jump in. But however much I try I cant get my mind to put these two words together: Somali Man Wealthy But I can put these two togehter: SOmali Man Fuqur

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

IF girls are chicks can we refer to guys as roosters? wondering Girl1: Hey bella check the guy out!!! Me: OH!! I see him now!! WHat a segsi rooster!!!Dayum!!

Addition to your Stable? Cajuusyahow caloosha weyn...the only thing thats gonna be added are two black eyes to your face :mad: :mad: Leaves muttering curses solfy under her breathe. The Nerve!!!!

:mad:

I salute you sister..you are better than me...1000 times more I can contemplate sharing my future husband...but the thought of sharing chocolate gives me goosebumps and makes my heart go black with rage and hate. Calm down bella. Breathe in Breathe out. No one asked you to share your chocolate.

^^Thats what you would like to think. Say whatever you want to make urself feel better. But the truth (which I got from a reliable and honest source) is that ur too old to remember anything. At a certian point of one's life....they start to lose brain cells among other things.

^^^Look elsewhere old man...Feme Fatale is way out of your league

^Sharing is Caring macaanto. Haven't you learned that in grade school? Besides, in the spirit of Ramadhan you have to be generous and think of others...

This is why I want you to be beheaded: 1.You are a JAAJUUS--adventure ku yeh. 2.YOu are a pathological liar---as evidenced by your fabricated statistics and stories you spew forth eveytime you want something to support your arguemnt 3. You are somali---A people who ruined their own country will not do good for anyone else's. THere cannot be people of ur mentality there. I shudder to think of the consequences. 4. Your avator sends shivers down my spine--what message are u tryin to send?

^^^IF you show your face in Iraq you should be captured and beheaded immediately.

^^^Ohhhhhhhhhhh did I mention im gonna snag me a sugar daddy? Uhuh...but goldigging is so far beneath me...I prefer diamonds.

THis is what Im gonna have: 1. At least a $50,000 wedding, reception, honeymoon. 2. A white wedding dress with hand stitched diamond droplets and 10 feet silk train. 3. A diamond princess crown imported from timbuktu 4. Yellow, red, white, pink roses from italy, sweden, and hawaii. 5. My dowry will be my weight in gold, silver, diamonds, saphires, rubies, etc. I dont care if it takes him a lifetime to pay it off....ITS HIS JOB.

oooooooooooooooooooooooo someone's got a bee under her bonnet

^Now that's what I called a Liberated Woman