Willo: :mad: :mad: THis is an A and B conversation...C ya later babes!!!!

^^^I thought you forgave me? IF you forgive..you also have to forget. Everytime..I disagree with you are you gonna bring back that one incident when I lost my marbles? Still havent found them for that matter.

^^^OG-Moto...Im still reviewing the applications. It seems that most of the women dont qualify...I have to send them to a 1 month training camp. HEy...rome wasnt built in a day.

^^^^^^^^LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I was thinking that too...hehehehe

^^Oh thats how it works miyaa? OK let me practice: Dhandhan fooqul dhandhan Naacas fooqul naacas Daanyeer fooqul daanyeer

Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for strength I'll beat him to death. Amen. There are easier things then finding a good man; nailing jello to the wall for instance... No man is worth your tears and the one that is, won't make you cry. All men have something to hide. The brighter the picture, the darker the negative. -- "Rupert Thorne" (on Batman The Animated Series) P.M.S.= Putting up with Men's Sh*t! -- Unknown Seminars for Males Once again, the female staff of the University will be offering courses to men, regardless of marital status. Please note that the name of some courses have recently been changed. Attendance to at least 10 of the following courses is mandatory. The seminars are in great demand, so please register early. Courses * Economics o 101: Understanding Your Financial Incompetence o 102: We Do Not Want Sleazy things for Eid- Give Us Money * English o 101: Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right o 102: The Attainable Goal: Omitting "*#?$@" From Your Vocabulary o 110: How Not to Act Like an Asshole When You're Obviously Wrong * Environmental Studies o 101: Garbage - Getting It to the Curb o 102: Why It Is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere But the bathroom o 103: You Can Do Housework Too o 104: How to Fill an Icetray o 105: How to Put the Toilet Lid Down (must be taken concurrently with Environmental Studies 106) o 106: Learning to Aim Straight - It Can Be Done (must be taken with ES 105) * Health o 103a: You Can Fall Asleep Without IT If You Really Try o 104: Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works o 110: You Too Can Be a Designated Driver 115: YOu are as ugly as you think--accept it. *Leisure Studies o 101: The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous o 102: How to Go Shopping With a Woman Without Getting Lost o 110: Helpful Posture Hints for Couch Potatoes Psychology o 101: PMS- Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut o 102: See Health 102 o 103: Understanding the Female Response When You Come In Drunk at 3am o 111: Give Me a Break - Why We Know Your Excuses are Bullshit o 201: See Health 201 o 250: Learning Self-Control - How Not to Pick Your Nose or Adjust Your Balls in Public Sociology o 101: YOU - The Weaker Sex o 102: Reasons to Give Flowers o 105: Romanticism - Other Ideas Besides Sex o 210: Male Bonding - How to Leave Your Friends At Their Homes * Textiles and Apparels o 101: Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly: Don't Wash My Silk) o 102: I'll Wear It If I Damn Well Please o 104: Yes, They Really Smell After Being Worn More Than Once

I stopped reading when you said "and does not include a lot of cash" Dear if you dont have a lot of cash..then you should not have called it " dream date " but rather Girls: WHat kind of date will you tolerate ? Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm dates!!!Yummy. Cant wait for afur

Shebella, Runta sheeg, boy friend girl friend aa rabtaa ku meel gaar in aa kasii dhigatid ilaa aa afartan ka gaartid..cajuuso fooqul cajuus.. How'd you guess? ANd its not boyfriend but boyfriend s . Why settle for less? I never have..and im not gonna start now. Garab Tuuji: Heerkaas aa gaarti oo ani cajuus ii waceesid soo ma;aha. Waayahey...hadaada ka shalaayin waa arkidoontaa :mad: OG Girl: 5 kids!!!Make like china...one kid only girl!!!Dont be selfish..think about the overpopulated world...dont add any more kids. P.S. What the heck does fooqul mean. I heard it so many times....but :confused:

When someone says their heart aches...is it a physical pain?

^^^That wasnt one of the options :mad:

Off-topic doesnt smoothly flow off my tongue like general does. The people have spoken. Majority rules!!!

^^Thats what I was thinking. There is nothing better than being alive.

Besides we are not opposed to any views except that is against ours. Well duh!!!Thats a no brainer. :rolleyes:

^^^Youve been taking notes so long...but the time your finished youll be an old maid.

I want to create a haven to all the misguided, chauvinistic,irrational,weird, foolish, boneheaded, imbecile, peabrained, dimwit, twit faraxs: I shall call it: The Mental Institute For Retarded Faraxs I already have 2 members signed up. P.S. Ill need to hire more therapists....anyone interested (Position is only available to women).

Ameenah dear...you spoke the truth. Damiin is right!!!! NOw...that wasnt hard to get out was it?

Yall are boring!!!! What happened to the wedding at the beach in a remote island...with leapords, elephants, monkeys to entertain the guests. Ridiculously expensive dress, exotic flowers, 300 guest list.. SO im assuming all of you are lying. I feel like a rose among a bunch of weeds *sigh*

Id rather be alive. Rape is a traumatic event...but you survive and go on. THere are alot of things which are worse. Dont you think you guys are going a little too emotional...dramatic?

I stand on the fifth..(and sixth, seventh, etc.)

Nuune: do you see urself in this list? 27) MId calool kuusan 28) Mid fanax weyn 29) Mid lugo xiito xiito sida dhorada leh 30) MId heysto ilkha dheer oo jaale ah 31) MId waalan oo ananaasiga ka so furuaday

^^^Hahahaha 21) Mid dhib badan 22) MId been badan 23) MId shaqo la'aan ka badatay 24) MId macno daro leh 25) MId maskax yar 26) MId caqli la'heyn

OO jaadkii shiisha baa loo badaley miyaa? YOu bunch of drug addicts...go get help. Jaad---->Shiisha--->marijuana---->Cocaine---->Heroine---->Pimping/Prostituing--->Horrible death. Yes...I can see the pattern.

You forgot: 11) Mid foolxun 12) MId qeelo badan 13) Mid fulay ah 14) Mid ceeyal la dhagmo

^ Wiilo:

The UN is a big joke...a sad one.