- Femme -

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  1. I probably do not fit into the preconceived notion of a ``rebel.'' I have no visible tattoos and minimal piercings. I do not possess a leather jacket. In fact, when most people look at me, their first thought usually is something along the lines of ``oppressed female.'' The brave individuals who have mustered the courage to ask me about the way I dress usually have questions like: ``Do your parents make you wear that?'' or ``Don't you find that really unfair?'' A while back, a couple of girls in Montreal were kicked out of school for dressing like I do. It seems strange that a little piece of cloth would make for such controversy. Perhaps the fear is that I am harbouring an Uzi underneath it. You never can tell with those Muslim fundamentalists. When I was younger my classmates used to pester me with questions about the hijab: Did I have cancer? Was I bald? Did I hate my hair? Was my hair diry and uncombed and I was trying to hide it underneath this cloth? IT wasnt funny back then...I remember getting into countless fights and ripping my hijab off my head to show them.LOL. I forced my mom to comb and braid my hair every single day...incase I had to show those little twits that I wasnt BALD. But now..years later...IM LIKE SCREW THAT!!! The funniest incident with the hijab has to be one that happened 2 years ago. I walking towards the bus station when this kid around his 20's with a 10 inch PINK and PURPLE MOHAWK came across from me. As we passed each other he looked at me hard and asked me "why the hell was I wearing that on my head?". Instead of being offended I swear I almost busted a gut laughing. The Nerve .LOL Aaaaaahhhhhhhh...the good old days
  2. Who the hell cares? Certainly not me. As long as there is peace I dont give a rat's tail how many sections somalia is split into. :rolleyes:
  3. Like I said before...Insecure little boys. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Why go abroad for a 'broad' aka a Xalimo/Xaas? BROAD? Excuse me? Sour grapes eh luv?
  4. There are times in which democracy can go to hell...for the goodness of all. Freedom of speech and democracy always has limits, restrictions...or well have pple with OG Moti's mentality flooding SOL. Solution: Get rid of any evidence of sexism towards women. PRonto
  5. If I was made MODERATOR *hint hint* This obvious slap in the face to women everywhere will not have seen the light of day!!! :mad: OG Moti is a confused Fella who escaped from the ward of my famous MENTALL INSTITUTE FOR RETARDED FARAXS. If anyone knows where he is hiddng...report it immediately..and fear not..you can remain anonymous. Those who do know about his hiding location but wont reveal (even under intensive interrogation) will go to jail on the charge of contempt of ccourt, harboring a terrorist (to women), and making Femme Fatale angry. Trust me those are serious charges :mad: Possible sentences: 1)Death 2)Torture 3)Having to sit in a room and made to listen to NGONGE all day long ---maximum charge
  6. ^^^Hehehehe. I thought so too.
  7. Ill have to think on this before I reply. Ill take this thread seriously (for once )
  8. Originally posted by dawoco: A lot more than crap needs to be cut Well said FF, I have a rusty sakiin if scissors are too humane Great minds think alike dont they Dawoco luv? Bee: I agree. But why am I made to feel guilty and horrible about it?
  9. ^^^^IM convinced. Hook, line and sinker baby!!! Doesn't it sound delicious? OH very much so!!! *drooling* All I ever wanted and dreamed about was a man under my foot...is that so bad?
  10. Silver Linings for a Muhajjibah Assalaamu 'alaykoum I was on my way to the grocery store today when I came to a busy intersection. Many cars were wanting to turn onto the street that I was crossing. I paused to let a car go because I figured "maybe he/she is in a hurry; I can wait an extra second or two." But then we ended up doing that little hand handwavy dance .... "no, go ahead." "no, you go ahead." "no, no, you go ahead." You know what I mean. So finally I went ahead, and as I was stepping out of the crosswalk into the curb, the person in the car leaned out the window. I noticed he was a young middle eastern man with a cellular phone. He said to me (over the traffic noise) "Because you are a Muslim!" Well, that got me thinking. About the pros of being a muhajjibah, and of being recognized as a Muslim. I decided to share some of them with you all. CON: Sometimes bums assume that I am a religious person, so they try to get me to feel sorry for them so I'll give them money. SILVER LINING: Extra opportunity for barakaat and da'wah. CON: Strange men yelling "ALI BABA ALI BABA" or "GO HOME IRAQI B*******" as they drive by in their pickups. SILVER LINING: Barakaat for the trials those fools put me though. *sob* *sob* CON: It's very hard for me to blend in at some places, like the county fairs; people look at me like I don't belong there, and I feel awkward. SILVER LINING: I don't dare enter a bar or nightclub. CON: I can't show off my hair. SILVER LINING: When it rains, I don't get "the frizzies." CON: Sometimes I am mistaken for a nun. SILVER LINING: I get to hear non Muslims refer to me as "sister." CON: Little kids stare at me rather rudely. SILVER LINING: I get to startle them by smiling and waving. Then I get to see them smile and wave back, too. CON: People don't bother to invite me to their parties. SILVER LINING: I don't have to go to people's parties. CON: Sometimes Muslims see me and look away like they are sorry they saw me. SILVER LINING: Once in a while, I'll meet a Muslim who maybe isn't practicing, but is very happy to see me and he will say to me, "It makes my heart feel good to meet a good Muslim." Not that I'm that good or anything, but it's the thought that counts! wassalaam, Sr. Hafidha
  11. ^^^LOL See that you do. You have to be fair and balanced.
  12. ^^^OH MY GAWED..I feel the same walahi. I use to say salaam to every muslim sister I see on the street (no somalis in my area) and they would just ignore me or look away. THen I stopped. ITs sad really.
  13. ^^^I said sis they are either HARAM or EXPENSIVE.
  14. ^^There is nothing deep about me.. IN fact Im as shallow as a puddle. That, my dear, makes me dangerous. FERI DANJERUS. So IM warning you...you best be careful eh? You dont want this "pychopath" on your back...trust me sweets P.S. Yes "deep down" I am a kitten:
  15. How are the Faraxs back home? Do they have more respect for WOMEN these westernized MEN seem to LACK.
  16. Originally posted by NGONGE: ^^^ I thought we agreed they'll be no more flirting between us, dear! Ngonge Im no poet but as I gaze into your into your eyes I see my dreams I see the sun setting and the stars rising I see the moon shining I see my past, present, and future, I see all my tomorrows captured into one moment and most of all, as I gaze further, I see...ME!!! YEs, I see ME right there in your eyeballs!! And DAMN do I look good!! I am so freakin HOT, I tell ya!!! Opps, Im supposed to be talking about you well dreams, hopes, future blah, blah, blah ANYWAYZ...nice eyeballs Sectioner: I wouldnt know.
  17. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I give up Totti I realized that ur smiley face is grating on my nerves..what do you have to smile about :mad: ..YOU WIN FOR NOW.
  18. ^^Because they want an uneducated slave they can control and manupilate abuse..and THEY REALIZE THAT WE WONT TOLERATE THAT SHYT!!! :mad: Insecure little *******
  19. - Femme -

    Ouch!!!

    ^^^ I agree Originally posted by Qac Qaac: we could do whatever we want to each other.. but when foreigners get involved damn, it leaves a mark... I am not saying the killing of each other is good, but anyways it is among us.. but cadaan comes and just does to u, and gets away with it. it should not happen. There should be no BUTS I find it worse when our muslim, somali brothers do this to each other....rather than the gaalos.