^^^Im sorry Macaanto. I pray that Allah forgives her and rewards her in hereafter, and all the muslims. Ameen.

I know that in my heart that somehow, someway I am related to the Iraqi Information Minister. Honest..NO really! I mean it dee.

"We used to have 10 gunshot victims a day. Now, we see just four or five a month," he says. Isnt that a reason for hope? Alhamdulliah Things will work out inshallah. Thnx for the link Totti.

Lets see here. So you are commending these sister for looking "sexy" instead of being steadfast in her faith and following her deen? That should be a reason they are praised..not because some farax on the street thinks they look good. The point of the hijab/jilbab/burqah is not to look good or sexy but to cover it UP. Goat-Swallower I know what you mean by it brother. That wasnt directed at you. Being general here. Kudos to the Sistah!

Beautiful MsWord. Youve got a way with words Sis.

No. I was just kidding. (Maybe I shoudve placed a smiley face next to it...oh well ) You seem to be suffering from amnesia lately...or have you gotten so lazy (hmmmmmm or suffer from arthritis) that you cant move your little finger a few centimeters...place it on the mouse..and use the cursor to look up my question? Well I cant blame you for getting old..happens to the best of us N E Way...Turn that frown upside down...its depressing to see you with a sad face...stop it

You can charm a bone from a dog...too bad I dont fall for it eh? The question is whats wrong with you?

^^^Stop smiling at me and answer my question.

^^Whats so good about that? :rolleyes: I previously thought you were joking around. But seeing the consistency with which you express your heart-brokenness in many ways, shapes and avatars, I thought, there is some truth to this sad story of hers. MY heart is broken because of the state the Muslim Ummah is in. The little bandaid symbolizes hope and optimism for the future. I wouldnt give a second thought to a guy and waste my time moping about it.

*looks at xoogsade lovingly* *thinks hes cute* *flutters eyelashes* Oh dearest Xoogsade..thank you for caring abowe macaano sonkoro sulubo..etc.

Ok eX-cuse zit : I can see your wetting your pants...so I'll accept your apology and move on. But before I go I wanna leave you with this:

Oh my goodness! Why didnt I think of this earlier! OG Moti Ive got a great idea. Ive come to realize (although it took me a long time) that you are a very knowledgeable brother who gives invalauable and very uself advice. I see that people dont appreciate you here..but no one appreciated einstien and all the other geniuses of the world. They had to suffer the ridicule and maliciousness of the ignorant folks. I was thinking...since your an expert at giving wonderfuly useful advice..open a thread called: Ask OG Moti--no question is too dumb or too hard. And we tell you whats plaguing our minds...stressing us out...making us lay awake at nights worrying..And you can do what your an expert at? Whatdayasay?

Condoms are good for energetic faraxs..and women who dont feel like popping out a child each year! Condoms are not necessarily to prevent having kids...put to put some years between each birth so the mother can concentrate on one child at a time. I personally know of a woman in my neighbourhood with 10 children under 12 years old! :eek: Miskiinta she is so tired and stressed out. Walahi the headaches she complains of and how she cant make ends meet. Either condoms or abstinence for her to get a rest! :rolleyes:

I know!@Hasna Wiilo likes to balance the scales.. Where are the good somali women? In heaven of course Next to the good somali men.

On the subject of glasses: Well most people assume that those with glasses have lost their eyesight due to excessive reading! Bookworms you know? Therefore..they must be intellegent, well-rounded people. Even when if you see a small child with glasses...you tend to think.."oh how cute! A child prodigy". And it totally depends on what type of glasses one wears...some just look silly...these humungous glasses..and while you try to listen to what thier saying...a thought runs through your mind "how does thier nose and ears handle that weight"! And their extra-large bulging eyes staring at you *shivers* First impression due really count...its all about appearance and how you present yourself. If a person doesnt know you..thats what your judged on. Hence..dressing up for job interviews..Looking more sophisticated and "smarter" than you really are. Glasses, hijabs, tailored suites, job...etc.

Dark Angel: Next time carry a bottle of mase and a pocketknife. Or istakiin. But seriously...those people are nuts!Yuck. Walahi I find it so incredibly ugly when they dress like that..uffeey That is really sad @ Jackson.

Assalamu Alaikum Sheekoy sheeko Sheeko xariir ah Shilinbaa dhuustay Geeday sheegtay Geedihiina riyaa daaqay Riyihiina danberbay dhiiqeen Danberkiina habarbaa fuudday Habartiina gorgorbaa hiigay Gorgorkiina duumaa xaaqday Quantum Leap Check these out bro (hope it helps ) 1. Cigaal Shidaad + Others P.S. Check out the top sellers and the different categories. Not only stories of Cigaal Shidaad but many, many others (including queen carewelo ). Best site I have seen so far. 2.Cigaal Shidaad-Part two ------ Brother QL...These are not the stories your looking for I believe...but they are Classic english tales translated to somali..It might interest someone (ex. If your trying to each youngers the language these would help) 3.Stories

^^ 1- Admin: do we have to get an approval on this or something Why should the admin's care? :confused: How about "SOL Book Club" or "Shaherazade Book Club" I havent read a book in a long time...so I dont think Ill be contributing here. But I would love to hear the reveiws, suggestions, and recommends of Nomads.

kix kix kix kix @ Lady_X. Looks like I was the confused one...hehehe...just reading my post confused me further...I forgot there were 3 pple.. LOOL I better get some sleep

^^NO I dont. :confused: :confused: ..how can you carry your "prince" when at the same time he's struggling to catch up? Either your confused or I am! (And Im betting my mac eyeliner that you are )

Mashallah. That was beautiful. I loved the second story. Very touching Thanks Rayaana. Salaam and Peace

I would posses the skill and strength to single-handedly fight the militia. The scene would end with me carrying my injured prince into the sunset. With my annoying brother and dusty-foot huband struggling to catch up :eek: :eek: A husband and a prince! You lucky woman, you X-Quizit: Ive been climbing the damn ladder for so long...and still not there! Somethings in my way it seems..and when i find out..Im gonna tear it apart limb by limb :mad:

I already found mine...now i only got to get him to notice me...his PM inbox is soo full by now, i can't get another one in....or maybe he blocked me....but i think that's just me being paranoid Hmmmmmmmmm and who is that? I hope your not thinking who I think your thinking. Because if you are ... :mad:

Originally posted by OG_MOTI: Famme Fat.. i smell wisdom from your posts now aday, good on you mate... Kix kix kix kix Thank you dear OG Moti. I'll take that as a compliment.

A Really Bad Day There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."