I love the word dhaanyeer. I love the animal too. I use it anytime, everytime.

Halal Dating says it all: NO kissing..holding hands..staring dreamily at each others eyes, whispering sweet nothings in each others ears, etc. Means you are chaperoned around. But then again...that wont be called dating, now would it? :confused: Velvelt: :eek: Boring? Then your with the wrong person.

Iliescu, who will be 67 in May, became pregnant via in vitro fertilization and doctors said this was her third attempt at carrying a pregnancy to term. That should be against the law. Really.

One of their major turn off's is when the lady they have a crush on start acting like she is not ready for marrige when is so obviouse thats the only thing on her mind..... When a girl is not interested in a guy...why the hell does he assume she's playing hard to get? Damn! The truth hurts doesnt it?

^^Wouldn't you love to be the one holding the gun.

^^I dont agree with dating. But to be general--Be extra careful around a guy who sweeps you off your feet---> He can very well drop you on your azz just as fast! P.S. Make sure to carry a can of mase and a cell phone.

Was Born in Xamar...have no clue where. Then left when I was 3 months old. Does that count?

Cool and Special? Excuse me? In association with torture? Are you by any chance one of those guards at Gutaemala Bay or Abu Graib Prison? Cause I sooner as not tell you my plans. Gotto cover my back ya know?

I was never a victim thats such an ugly word--implies helplessness. I am a survivor. Aight? :mad: P.S. Ill PM it to you. I dont wanna be banned (on account of the squeamish pple here complaining)....my imaginations quite active and wild. Hey Fiance I didnt analyze the story----I read it .......thought it was funny....and laughed. Thats it ......simple as A B C

^^^ My heart was shattered. Now I write stories about the ways I would torture him if I got my hands on his skinny-as-qori neck. Wanna hear it?

^^LOOOOOOOL Oopsy Daisy...I was actually refering to the girl who titled it "I love my honey"? Will be specific next time. Edited it. If you read your quote with my comment...it doesnt even make sense.

^^^Stop making these remarks. And IM not begging you---I added the please to make my comment less harsh. If you have a problem with these people...PM them. We dont want to know. Anyways, i have a project for you, why dont you go and sniff one of them qaxoti-Unit crowd, it doesnt matter which one, QacQac ,G.Tuujiye or Jaceyl-Tuujiye . they are equally smelly. $100 bucks per Qaxoti. So now you are called QacQac ,G.Tuujiye or Jaceyl-Tuujiye ? Why you are you talking on their behalf?,did you sniff them, or they have hired you as the lawyer? I am glad i was able to annoy you. You have annoyed about 99% of the nomads here before(i just found out you are the Qaxoti crew)

^^^Stop it please.

^^^And how would u know? Either way..take it.

Take a chill pill people. In fact, take two. As for the child-bride....nothing new there.

^^^ Ppl seriously, i dont think anyone would air their private life on the web, so lets take it with a pinch of salt. I was thinking more along the lines of a fistful! P.S. Fine Sistah If that is your definition of "love" then I shudder to think what you would do when you "hate".

BE THANKFULL ! ^^DEODRANT TESTER ^^DONT EVEN WANT TO KNOW HOW THEY TEST IT! ------------ Worst job for non-humans:

LITTLE RED RIDDING HOOD There once was a young person named Red Riding Hood who lived with her mother on the edge of a large wood. One day her mother asked her to take a basket of fresh fruit and mineral water to her grandmother's house -- not because this was womyn's work, mind you, but because the deed was generous and helped engender a feeling of community. Furthermore, her grandmother was not sick, but rather was in full physical and mental health and was fully capable of taking care of herself as a mature adult. So Red Riding Hood set off with her basket of food through the woods. Many people she knew believed that the forest was a foreboding and dangerous place and never set foot in it. Red Riding Hood, however, was confident... On her way to Grandma's house, Red Riding Hood was accosted by a Wolf, who asked her what was in her basket. She replied, "Some healthful snacks for my grandmother, who is certainly capable of taking care of herself as a mature adult." The Wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone." Red Riding Hood said, "I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from society, the stress of which has caused you to develop your own, entirely valid worldview. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must be on my way." Red Riding Hood walked on along the main path. But, because his status outside society had freed him from slavish adherence to linear, Western-style thought, the Wolf knew of a quicker route to Grandma's house. He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself. Then, unhampered by rigid, traditionalist notions of what was masculine or feminine, he put on grandma's nightclothes and crawled into bed. Red Riding Hood entered the cottage and said, "Grandma, I have brought you some fat-free, sodium-free snacks to salute you in your role of a wise and nurturing matriarch." From the bed, the Wolf said softly, "Come closer, child, so that I might see you." Red Riding Hood said, "Oh, I forgot you are as optically challenged as a bat. Grandma, what big eyes you have!" "They have seen much, and forgiven much, my dear." "Grandma, what a big nose you have -- only relatively, of course, and certainly attractive in its own way." "It has smelled much, and forgiven much, my dear." "Grandma, what big teeth you have!" The Wolf said, "I am happy with and what I am," and leaped out of bed. He grabbed Red Riding Hood in his claws, intent on devouring her. Red Riding Hood screamed, not out of alarm at the Wolf's apparent tendency toward cross-dressing, but because of his willful invasion of her personal space. Her screams were heard by a passing woodchopper-person (or log-fuel technician, as he preferred to be called). When he burst into the cottage, he saw the melee and tried to intervene. But as he raised his ax, Red Riding and the Wolf both stopped. "And what do you think you're doing?" asked Red Riding Hood. The woodchopper-person blinked and tried to answer, but no words came to him. "Bursting in here like a Neanderthal, trusting your weapon to do your thinking for you!" she said. "Sexist! Speciesist! How dare you assume that womyn and wolves can't solve their own problems without a man's help!" When she heard Red Riding Hood's speech, Grandma jumped out of the mouth, took the woodchopper-person's axe, and cut his head off. After this ordeal, Red Riding Hood, Grandma, and the Wolf felt a certain commonality of purpose. They decided to set up an alternative household based on mutual respect and cooperation, and they lived together in the woods happily ever after. SOURCE

I think there is something going on between Xaliimo and Farxiyo! :eek: Sweety, baby, babes, macaanto, i love you....

Three women and three men were traveling by train to a conference. When they arrived at the station, the three men each bought tickets and watched astonished as the three women bought only one ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked one man."Watch and you'll see", answered a woman. They all boarded the train. The men took their respective seats, but the three women all crammed into a rest room and closed the door behind them. Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around collecting tickets. He knocked on the restroom door and said, "Ticket, please". The door opened just a crack and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The conductor took it and moved on. The men saw this and agreed it was a quite clever idea. So, after the conference, the men decide to copy the women on the return trip and save some money . When they got to the station, they bought a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the women didn't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to ride without a ticket"? said one perplexed man."Watch and you'll see", answered a smilin woman. When they boarded the train, the three men crammed into a restroom and the three women crammed into another one nearby. The train departed. Shortly afterward, one of the women left her restroom and walked over to the restroom where the men were hiding. She knocked on the door and said, "Ticket, please". I am still trying to understand why men stubbornly think they are smarter than women.

1. Abaayo to my knowledge Allah hasn't deemed abortion in its entirety haram. In actuality if the baby is threat to your health then you may abort it I know that. Im talking about for these reasons: a) She is not ready to become a parent, She cannot afford a baby, She doesn't want to be a single parent, She is too young or too immature to have a child. OR b) don't want a tarnished reputations, to have a child out of wedlock, disgrace their family, may not have the means to support a child, may be a child themselves, etc 2. To blame the western world for the lack of understanding young somali girls have for Islam is a bit naive I dont think that I have blamed anyone. 3. I remember my mom telling me how in Somalia abortion and premarital sex was a norm That doesnt make it any less horrifying. With my earlier quote I was responding to this: One of the weakest arguments for the legitimacy of abortion is the fact that it is legal, but does civil law determine morality ?? Of course its a big fat NO! Only Allah's laws determine morality not man-made, ever-changing, flawed ones. Abaayo keep this hadith in mind: "Had cursed ten kinds of people regarding alcoholic drinks: The person preparing it and the person who asked for it to be prepared for him/her, the person who drinks, the person who carries it, the person to whom it will be carried, the person who pours it in glasses to let the people drink, the seller, the person who benefit from its money, the person who buys it, and the person to whom it will be bought. It is not just the person who directly drank the beer that gets a sin...but everyone around him/her who helped and supported the habit. Likewise in abortion...it is not just the woman who goes through the experience that will be commiting a grave sin: but the doctor that operated, the nurse that helped, the owner of the building the clinic operates, the receptionist, the people who pressured or influenced the woman to abort her baby, the government that allows these clinics to exist, the people who donate money to it, and those who support abortion and waste their time protesting and yelling for a women's right to murder her child.

^^^Looks like your the sick one! Orgilaqe means Goat-Swallower not what ur thinking....

You have to be familiar with the original fairy tales to appreciate the humour in this. Fairy Tales Hansel and Gretel Hansel and Gretel were lost in the woods when they came upon a house made of candy and cake. An old witch invited them in and then captured both of them intending to eat them. Gretel had a chance save both of them by pushing the old woman in an oven but she decided that it would be wrong not to respect the witch's cultural traditions. So Gretel and her brother allowed themselves to be cooked and eaten. The witch was so happy with the children's actions that she invited all of her witch friends to the area. Soon thereafter, they ate every child in a hundred mile radius. Soon the whole area was filled with nothing but child eating witches and all the witches were very happy! The Moral of the Story: You must respect the culture of others, even at your own expense!

^^I wasnt on your back Hon. Maybe shaytaan baa ku fuulay. Besides if "I was on your tired back" as you say...lafaha baan kaa jabin lahaa.