^^^Your slipping Chav. Classique: I was surprised when I learned the origins or halloween and valentine's day in grade 9. Made it easier to accept not participating in it....

Micheal Jackson: -Dont stop till you get enough -The way you make me feel -You rock my world Gloria Gaynor - I will survive (that song was made for that woman's voice!) Janet Jackson - When I think of you _ Thats the way love goes Nat King Cole - Love - Unforgettable - Tenderly Ray Charles - Hit the road Jack!

husband is always cared for and at least each woman knows where her husband is at any given moment? I used to remember when polygamy was for honourable reasons and done with the utmost intention and goal to please Allah and relieve the growing muslim community by helping widowed, divorced, and unmarried women past their age. Now it seems the sole reason for getting married to more than one wife (and it seems the standards have risen so much---virgin or no children) is to satisfy one man's fantasy or for some equally selfish reason. We acknowledge that polygamy is allowed in islam---my emphasis is on allowed ---for those who can best carry it out. BUT WE DONT HAVE TO ACCEPT IT IN OUR LIVES AS INDIVIDUALS. WE HAVE THE CHOICE AND NO AMOUNT OF PLEADING OR CAJOOLING WILL MAKE US EVEN CONSIDER THINKING A SECOND ABOUT IT.

My bad. Forgot you were in London. Sorry to doubt you luv. I shant again.

^^And I suppose your hard at work---just inches away from the employee of the month :rolleyes: . Typical somalis eh? Always trying to cheat the system.

Excuse me? What's with all these comments that the dogs are better looking. You know what...I haven't found out who is a real woman or not but this is what I did unfortunatley found out to my dismay: 1. Some of you are blind (or have horrible taste) 2. Some somali women are just impossible to please--- 3. Or your just plain racists!!!!Just cause theyre white your not even giving them a glance arent you? :mad: 4. And some of you are having some weird thoughts about animals! I must say though a relationship between a dog and a human is impossible-->so kindly get that thought out of your heads. :rolleyes: As for measuring our intellegence...why do we have to? We don't have to impress anyone but ourselves. Why should I put a test for something that is so obvious yet immeasurable.

^^^110% agree with you.

I hate the endless and quite annoying/boring tug-of-war between african and arab identity. What benefit is it to us to know? Why do we really care? How is that to help us in any way? Major case of identity crisis in hapening in the somali population! Do you realize (isnt it funny--in an ironic sort of way) that although we argue on whether we are ARAB or ARFRICAN we (some? majority?) put down both RACES! And still think we are superior to both. Yaab. I wont even try to understand it. ----- African Studies Centre---Somalia (really interesting site---the best so far in my opinion) CONTAINS: - Banknotes -Bird Stamps - Images of animals, landscape, plants---dry tropical habitat - A Country Study---check it out. - Languages spoken

It's still there. :confused:

Some people have weird fetishes. :rolleyes:

^^Listen waxyahow caloosha kuusan oo ilkaha dheer...stop asking me these dumb questions. Your getting to be annoying lately with your unending questions! Now let me tell you something..and I want you to tattoo it on your forehead so you wont ever forget. DONT EVER TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD OR SHOULD NOT CARE ABOUT. Kibirkii baa kaa batey walee ninyahow foolxumada badan. *slaps chav. across the face* *walks away muttering angerily* Besides I was nice to you because it's well known that chauvinistics are insecure little men. I didn't want to hurt your feelings...who knows what'll you do. I don't want to be held responsiblity for your mental breakdown and constant need for therapy. As for Alle-Ubahne: Keep looking...markaa nin cirooley tahey oo ilkaha kaa dhamaadhaan baa oogaaneysaa that you should've not wasted your time.

hey sweetie why dont you call me no more? i love you and i missed you baby call me Rudy walaal, there is no way in hell a woman would dare say that to you unless you were expecting it and leading her on. Now, since you dont want a second wife (im guessing based on the tittle of the post)...why dont you be a man about it and tell her to back off. If she doesnt, then charge her with harassment and slap a restraining order on her. That is not fair to her and your wife...delete and block her from your email. However, if you would rather be a gentleman about it, call her and tell her that you are happily married man. Tell her what she is saying is not making you feel comfortable...basically tell her the truth and don't be leading her on. In the short run, it might make you feel good about yourself that a woman is running after you when your married...but dont let tempatation blind your senses and cloud your judgement. Don't be digging an early grave for yourself. Salaam P.S. she use to be a really nice, polite lady!! any ideas with what is wrong with this xalimo!! any one!! Have you sat down and considered the possibility that something might be wrong with you? *Simple as A-B-C*

Do you know what heroic genes means? No, and neither do you. You just jumped in the bandwagon. Chauvinist dear, you really shouldnt believe everything you hear. Gullibility isn't a good trait in a man.

Hmm. And here I was all this time assuming you were intimidated by strong women Alle-ubahne. Do you think that dhagax-tuurs strength has somewhat watered down through the generations? Think again hon. With your kind of attitude, I would advice you to search for a meek, weak, insecure woman, if you get my drift.

But one thing I know of my personality is that I can't bear with a Somali girl having an affair with a non-somalian. Look at this. Alle-ubahne, its seems that you are bothered that a somali women has an affair with a nonsomali....but not with the affair itself? Ma waalentahey? Waa run walaahi...alle aad iyo aad baa ugu baahantahey.

^^^What makes a woman think a guy selling his apartment is interested in marriage? Acuudu Bilah. That doesnt even make sense at all. The exasperated youth said: “Such calls are very strange and annoying at the same time." I have a sneaking suspicion that this "youth" is lying.

^^^LOL. Cool idea. -------------------- As the family was huddling close together shivering in fear and reverently praying under their breathes…cocky Farax decided to show off to the unearthly beautiful Amal . He has been sneaking long, lust-filled glances her way from the corner of his eye for the past couple of minutes…but to his sinking heart she continued to ignore him, focusing on comforting her little brother. He wished that he was in place of her brother...receiving her hugs, caresses and kisses. Oh what a sweet way to die, he sighed. He tried hard to keep the resentment from slipping into his heart and ruining his feelings, and ultimately his chances with this gorgeous creature of heaven. He guessed that this was ploy to get this attention by pretending not to care…one of those annoying games that females so expertly and frequently played. This greatly upset him, for he couldn’t understand for the life of him, why she wasn’t looking dreamily up into his eyes, sweeting sighing his name, and thanking him for saving and protecting her family. Ungrateful, horrible witch..obviously her beauty is wasted on her. But OH! what a spell she weaves over my heart he mumbled soflty. But then, all of a sudden, a dim flickering lightbulb turned in the empty vast expanse of his mind making most out of his three remaining brain cells. “She’s definelty playing hard to get†he thought to himself…the idea somewhat soothing his bruised ego.His head hurt even thinking about it. He didnt undersand the logic of it...but then again...women arent praised for that he smirked. He shifted his gun from one hand to another...loving the power and rush he got from it. He wondered if Amal would be impressed by the fact that he killed three men of clan X....chicks dig that kind of stuff. He tossed a few scenerios in his head, trying to come up with an excuse to get close to her without annoying her or making her overly-religious parents suspicious. He started to practice his lines...saying over and over again "Abaayo dagaalka socda waa quruxdaa daraadeed...Helen of Troy camal baa tahey." Defintely smooth he reassured himself...that would surely make her melt and produce a few "awwwwwws" from her ruby lips. He eyed her for a while...mentally tellng her to look up. He imagined her eyes were as beautiful as the rest of her. "Would she hypnotize me with them"? he wondered. Meanwhile the hair at the back of Amal's neck not only stood up but were chatting and smoking shiisha....she wondered why Jamaal was staring intently at her. She could see him looking at her like a poor man who finally found his lost camel, from the reflections of the shattered glass on the floor. She hoped he would turn away. *sigh* At least its better than that sick, lecherous grin that freaky faraax was flashing her every now and then. She shuddered with disgust. She much rather prefereed Jamal's shy, hesistant, sweet manners to the barbaric and chavunisitc manners of the neanthreal Farax. I bet he didnt spring far enough from the ape family she chuckled silently. Faraax was preening himself like a peacock who just scored with his harlem of hens. He thought that she was sending him a signal by her silent laughter."I bet she is quite and shy, a most wonderful trait in a girl. Girls should be seen, admired, loved, but not heard." he said to himself. "So its up to me to make the first move, but I must make sure not to hit her with the full force of my charm. She is a young, innocent, vulnerable girl indeed...I must not scare her off too quickly" . He straigthen up then suddenly stopped in his tracks as a most foul odour assaulted his senses and forced him to stagger like a drunk. He discreetly sniffed under his arms while pretending to scratch his head…then wrinkled his nose in disgust, choking on the horrible stench permeating from his hairy underarms. He cursed himself for skipping the shower and shave for the past couple of days. The last time he smelled something that nauseating was when he was helping his uncle's cow give birth. He slowly smiled when he realized that most women swooned at the sight of a manly-man….a macho man...a real man. He sauntered over to her corner adding a little limp to his steps hoping she would notice his cool walk. Amaal slowy turned her head at his approaching figure. As she uneasily watched him awkwardly walking towards her like he was jiis...she noticed Jamaal shiftng his glance and gaping at a sight behind her. She frowned with displeasure and with a sickening heart slowly turned her face towards whatever took his attention from her and trasfixed him on the spot. Amaal groaned inwardly as her older cousin Jameelah entered the room, holding her bruised arm close to her chest. *damn her to hell* she shreiked inside, jealousy contorting her features into a truly ugly mask. She started foaming at the mouth, and the sight of her horrible and frightening transformation sent a prickle of fear through Farax. Yet, his shallow and vain heart overruled his brain and he set forth on his mission. ------------- LOL. I Know this is a play so someone add the conversation between Faraax, Amaal, Jamaal and Jameelah now. I just did the background (important too).

^ Where have you been hiding?

Muad: I can see your getting pretty homesick, although I don't see why. I wonder if you would consider trading in your home for a mud/straw/cow dung little hut in the middle of the desert with god knows what little critters lying beside you at night. BTW there are no doors but a few peices of cloth stuck to the entrance ( :eek: ). Hello scorpions, snakes, mosquitoes, lions. No thank you! Are these the "rag" you were wondering about? And what is ak anyway? Those pictures are of Djobuti in the 1800s...but same pple, same culture, same religion. Something that brought respect to whoever did that and even how they used to fight against certain tribes (colka) and the brave certainly prevailing and getting all the goody goodies. ie best girl in the neighbourhood .. QL: Goodness! Fighting over a girl? The things men do. *shakes head*

LOL! QL. Maybe you will like this better... Who are Somalis? Somali Nomadic Houses A wedding game The truth is, most of these articles have been written before the war I think. So it wont apply to the bunch of selfish, violent, ****** running around.

These are interesting pages....especially the wedding one. Somalis: Their history and Culture Somali Weddings Somali Marriage in Colonian Culture by H. RAYN E. (Editor's Note: This article was written in 1920 by a non-Muslim observer)

Midhaa eeyihiina Fashion baa laga dhigtay LOL! Your crazy. Your always talking about things that have nothing to do with the topic. LOL. I bet you didnt even look at the test (which is not surprise to me seeing as how you love to guess what people are talking about and commenting on it). Trust me...no girl is panting after the dog. Soooooo dear Alle-Ubahne, are you a real woman or not?

Hence its ok for a woman to want to strive to be a man in gender or work because it will be seen as an achievement or an 'upgrade' but not acceptable for a man to want to be like a woman? What do you mean like a woman? I myself have never seen anything more disgusting than a man acting like a woman. Sickens me to my stomach. Esp. The ones who cry and giggle and they they are being sensitive. I feel embarassed for them walahi. Aqas! *spits*

The Prophet (saws) said "Whoever conceals the fault of a muslim Allah will conceal his fault on the day of Judgement" So we give advice out of sincerity and not to criticise and we give it in private not in public.

I dont know how accurate it is. But I guess they are mostly concentrated in these areas. On a sidenote: World Fact Book: Somalia