Yes Socod-Badne, I declare you SOL's offical Geo-Nerd. How does that make you feel? Are you thinking of a change of careers now? P.S. If we look at the other side; a newspaper company published those insulting pictures---but why are we holding all of denmark accountable? I truly hate it when muslim countries apologize for the so called 'muslim' terrorists---why would we expect that from denmark? And forcing one to apologize is just stup!d. It has to be sincere. Besides because of the boycott---close to a hundred innocent people lost their jobs. What did they have to do with the pictures? And the retarded fools who are staging attacks against danish people...what are they on? I realize this is a sensitive topic; but isn't there an alternative? Because if they'e so into boycotting; I could think of a couple of muslim countries I would boycott right about now. :mad: There should be a way to hurt the newspaper company without innocent people having to bear the burnt of it. You don't want to drive potential muslims from Islam!

What drives me bananas? Gwen Stefani's song 'Holla back girl'. The chorus just kills me - I keep stumbling on it; A few times I've been around that track So it sucks gonna have been like that 'Cause I ain't no holla back girl I ain't no holla back girl [2x] ooh that's my sh!t, that's my sh!t [x4] let me hear you say this sh!t is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s this sh!t is bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s again, sh!t is bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s This sh!t is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Hardly anyone (except geo-nerds) could point denmark in the map; now its on everyone's lips. I guess they achieved their goal. And the whole controversy is probably making millions for that paper.

I have a three year old obese cousin who can't stop eating because a hormone called leptin which signals the brain that the stomach is full is deficient in his bloody; I'm not sure when they would give him drugs to help him but its just too early I suppose now. That experience has really changed my mind about obesity and its causes; I used to just think that it was due to their poor lifestyle choices and laziness but some people's own bodies work against them. It could either be heredity reasons or there is an imbalance of hormones. Secondly you see that the wealthier one is the less likely he or she is overweight, this is not due to the fact that these people exercise but because their wealth affords them healtheir food choices; the lower income families opt for fast foods and sweets, which are just basically well packaged, fat filled, empty nutrient, high cholestral traps---> because its cheaper. Organic and healthy foods are expensive to the average family; they can't afford to have that luxury. But a whole meal of hamburger, fries, and drink for under $5, who could resist that? Furthermore, the more knowledgable one is about their bodies, how it works, and what you put into them the more likely that they would choose to make healthy choices. We eat for all kids of reasons I find myself eating when watching tv, doing homework, in class on the bus because I'm BORED and need to do something. Instead of engaging our minds or bodies or just finding some kind of alternative---> we keep on eating. Some people just need to fill a void, I'm not sure where I'm going with this, but we should really look into this before we label people and come up with our own diagnosis of their problem. These people did not just wake up one day in their twenties and thirties and find themselves grossly overwieght; it starts in their childhood and some of the blame is on their parents and guardians. An overweight child will more often than not grow up to be an overweight adult. What you learn and observe in you younger years carries into you later life; this is proven. gene linked to obesity 'found'

Hey Baashi, The rotten fish reminds me of an episode of Oprah where an Icelandic woman offered her two of icelands' delicacies; rotten shark meat and lamb testicles. LOL. Needless to say; Oprah refused to touch either of them. It was a little rude - but the lady shouldn't have sprung it on her on live TV like that. Oprah P.S. You can see your quite popular with some people. Why don't you milk it for all its worth?

^They had it in for you Johnny Boy. P.S. I was the odd one injuring everyone with her crazy dance moves.

know the difference between a knight in shining armor and a two-bit, broke, Faarax. I think every girl can tell them apart. It's just that there is more of the latter and the few of the former are so rare that only time one would meet them would be at the movies or in a book. There is this old saying which rings true; Don't ask a woman about her age nor a man about his money. What do you mean by your thread title? Halimoos are the most frugal people I know; they can feed armies on a few cents.

^ LOL! Waraa Checkmate, Xaasidyahow, let the man have his little fight. Rahima buuqii keentey buu jealous ka yahey. So maah'aha Sayid?

^Nice read. How does one delicately bring up the topic of money when getting to know someone? It's very awkward subject even in close circles. Tyra banks talked about the hidden saving account; she called it 'my fcuk you' money. Her grandmother told her, before she became a model, to always keep some money so that if a relationship didn't work out or some emergency came up; she wouldn't be too desperate. It's also very comforting to know, that if I'm ever sick of being independent or tired of going to work; I can stay home and spend his money! Gotto love it. Oh money. How I adore thee.

I know money does not buy happiness, but I just want a chance to see that for myself.

Wow @ Katrina. That's alot of sh!t for just one girl. But you know what; your gonna grow stronger and smarter from that experience. That should make you one tough cookie. As momma always said; the sweetest revenge is success.

Originally posted by LayZieGirl: its hard to keep up with her post since she is constantly changing her nickname, and we both know why. Actually, I don't. Mind telling me why Miss-know-it-all. Honestly, I think I have adult ADHD or something. I get bored easily & get quite restless with the same thing over and over again. Mother said she hopes I don't leave a streak of divorces behind me. LOL. LOZ, Go learn Somali waraa. It's Kooleey.

^Hehehe. No wonder I loof you. I was going to rip on you on the other thread for calling my name 'ugly'. If you must know, I identify with the kooleey ali banjar (porcupine). Strangers, friends and acquaintances always tell me that I look angry and unapproachable. Even when I'm lost in space and not looking at anyone! :eek: Which brings me to my next Q; What animal are you?

^Balad waxaad oogtahey nagu biiri. I've been concentrating on the face and abs too long, I forget that there is more to the body. P.S. I promise to go and study when I reach 1600. Huh. So easy.

Imam Jaysh's Guide to Online Macking Good Muslims do not date. Instead, they mack online. Because there are few authentic hadith on the Adab of online macking, it is incumbent on us to use Ijtihad on this very grave matter. 1. The Initial Cyber "Meeting." No doubt this can be either on Naseeb or some Islamic online forum. As the saying goes, "first a smile, then a private message, then the comfort of AIM." After a flurry of Private Messages, it is time to complain: "It's too annoying to private message--do you have AIM or MSN?" 2. Enter AIM or MSN... AIM and MSN are a Godsend for chickens like you and me who can't mack in real life. In real life, we may be scrawny desi boys with thick glasses and a plethora of back and toe hair. Online, however, we are a gift to all women worldwide, or at least those with 56 k modem and higher. 3. AIM or MSN? American girls are on AIM, whereas fobs dominate the MSN scene. Hence, I would focus the bulk of my mack attacks on AIM girls exclusively. Do not waste mack on fobs. They have horrid grammar. They will ask to "have a beautiful friendship" with you and beg you to "please reply me." They may also use annoyingly cryptic transliteration like "thum janvar ho" (you an animal) that you may not be able to decipher. Correction: Canadians and Brits may also use MSN, so I'd diversify my mack attack by downloading both MSN and AIM. I personally can't stand the British accent, but hey--I'll leave this up to you. 4. The Interrogation. You must now ask the girl how many siblings she has, where she lives, her social security number, etc. It is wajib in most madhabs to compliment the girl on how pretty her name is, even if its something as hideous as Bajpinder. Additional points will be awarded to you based on your wittiness and charm, namely how well you flirt. You can tease the girl a little bit so long as you include the ever-so-charming wink smile at the end of whatever you say. "Oh, you're so silly..." During this time, you try to use all the available information to estimate her approximate level of hotness. Statistics prove that girls with pink or purple font are more likely to be hot, whereas those girls who are funny tend to be fat and ugly. Intelligent girls are also ugly, so focus on the airheads majoring in something liberal art-ish. Stay away from feminazis (always ugly), and also from eleventeen-year olds. 5. The All Important Picture. This is the real reason you are going through all this hassle. You want to see the picture. Once you get the picture, you can make a decision whether or not to proceed forward. It's rather annoying how you have to wait for like five days or so before you can ask her for the picture. She won't send it to you in the beginning because you have to become her confidante (after a whole five days). It's annoying since you have to pre-invest so much mack before attaining the picture. Golden Rule: If she sends her picture, it's a given that you must reciprocate with your own picture. I advise to give the picture after she sends hers. See point 6 below. 6. If her face is unattractive... Now you are in quite a predicament, especially if you have invested a lengthy period of mack. (On a side-note, girls like to send pictures of themselves with the brightness on full to make their skin look clear and perfect--dont be fooled!) Her face sucking makes your macking mission pointless and it's time to withdraw the troops. This is what we call a waste of mack. Not only this, but by now--the girl is of course madly in love with you, but you are ready to abort the mission. What to do? Panic not. Continue the conversation as if nothing happened. You MUST talk to her for a few more times before completely ignoring her. You only care for a girl based on her looks? You superficial jerk. (If you haven't sent your picture yet, send a picture of your hideous friend (Govindar Singh in lieu of yourself. That should do the trick.) 7. If the Picture makes you want to do wudu again and sing Bollywood songs in the shower ... Now it's time to take off the gloves and let the hardcore flirting commence. A-T-T-A-C-K! Below, we shall show you a sample conversation: MuslimMacker: So what ethnicity are you? AngelBabyHijabiPrincess786: I'm Afghani. MuslimMacker: I've heard Afghanistan is beautiful...I guess everything from Afghanistan is beautiful AngelBabyHijabiPrincess786: *insert blushing face here* MuslimMacker: So are you wearing your hijab right now as we speak? and so on and so forth... Rumi poetry is also a sure-fire winner with most girls...have some in your profile, and also have fun by having flirtatious away messages. Ask her if she really isn't a hoor (NOT a [Edited Out]) and comment on how her eyes are the gates to Paradise. 8. Don't be too aggressive though... You don't want to blow your cover right away. You want to flirt just enough so that she suspects but isn't sure. The ideal situation is one in which she can't sleep at night because she keeps thinking: "does he like me?" Keep her in mystery for awhile. Question: Assalamo Alaykum Imam Sahab Jaysh. I have the question to you. Should I delay the responses when I chat her to seem like I have a life? Answer: Thank you for your query. This still a heavily disputed issue amongst the Fuqaha of Islam. One Madhab believes that you should delay responses by 20-60 seconds in order to seem like you have a life. But another Madhab claims that responses should be rapid-fire style in order to show that both parties click together very well. Should you IM her first or should you wait till she does? This too is a question that the scholars have pondered for ages. And what about being online the entire day? That won't look good, and only confirm her suspicions that you have no life; for this, you can either give birth to multiple screen-names or you can go into invisible mode with the new AIM. 9. Does she like you? The speed of her responses is a good indication of her interest level. Additionally, she likes you if she says things like "you're so funny!" and if she uses ten thousand smiley faces after every sentence...indeed, how much she likes you is directly proportional to the number of smiley faces and extraneous exclamation marks. There is a monumental difference between a simple "salams" and a "Hey Salams!!! ". If she IMs you first, then you pretty much are going to father her children. And the all time favorite of mine is the classic "wow, you kept me up the whole night--it's almost fajr time!" Once she says that, you know she's all yours. Or she might even say "I am going to fail my test tomorrow--I'm going to blame you now!" (score!!! she can't even study without thinking about you and your handsome IMs.) How do you if she doesn't like you? If there is a drastic change in the velocity of her responses, if she blocks you, or if she declares your face to suck--then it's a pretty good indication that she doesn't like you. You pretty much suck if you can't even get girls online. In the words of one Islamican, "it's the internet--at least pretend you're cool." 11. Multiple-Macking... a cyber-crime in all 48 contiguous states of this here America Whereas you may use the euphemism of "diversifying" your macking portfolio, girls will accuse you of multiple-macking. Multiple-macking is when you are flooded with IMs from young women dying for your hand in cyber-marriage. My advice: You won't be able to hold down ten conversations at a time. Don't spread your mack out too thin, and try to focus on the most important few mackees. Always prioritize mackees based on not only hotness, but also those who live closer to your residence: Divide up your buddy list into sections, such as: Gold Club Mackees, Silver Club Mackees, and Runner-ups. Never discuss mackees with fellow mackers unless you have first signed some sort of Pact demarcating territory. You can also trade mackees with another macker. Also, be careful to cover your tracks and make sure that none of your mackees are in contact with each other. They might realize then that you are multiple-macking. Not good for business. A lot of hijabsters and niqabsters tend to flock together so be extra cautious. It is preferable to have mackees who all live in different states, so even if she asks if she's the only girl you talk to her, you can say: "yes, in the state..." Giving Dawah... 1-Macking is a form of giving dawah. 2-Dawah is Fardh. 3-Therefore and thence, macking is Fardh. We should give dawah exclusively to hot chicks. (That's good since only people of the opposite sex show interest in Islam anyways.) We shall try our utmost to convert hot chicks! What a noble task! We shall wage Jihad on Bollywood and take the chicks as our right-hand captives... 13. Converting a Kafir Girl via AIM. I'm too tired to finish this ****** webpage, so I'm going to skip this part. But it's in my head and it's damn funny. So laugh. In conclusion, all the kafir girl has got to do is to repeat the shahadah after the Imam: Imam: La Illaha illallah Kafir Girl: La ilah la la la la ...... Heck, you could say anything and she would repeat it. But, she is officially nikahfiable now so let the show begin! Of course, the local aunties will gossip at your wedding about how you had to marry her because she is pregnant and how she secretly still worships Shiva and Goro (mk3). But what do you care? You're madly in love. 14. Why online macking won't work out in the end... In the end, it's not going to work out. Why? Because she lives in Alaska and you'll never even seen her. It won't work. Lesson: Don't waste time macking online. Source

I've never gotten in a fight with a girl or been betrayed. I just don't put myself in that position. Sometimes that sucks because you feel like exploding and just opening yourself up to your girls, but I hesitate, thinking the only secret you know is safe is the one you take to the grave. The problem is that the old ladies gossip about me - but thats alright. They gossip about any and everyone.

I have a neighbour who insists on buying her children the exact same clothing in the exact same colour for her kids when she sees one of my sibs wearing it. They're grown to hate her. But peaceful mom keeps telling her when she asks 'dukaankee ka soo gadatey? i geey'. LOL. I'd be like hell no - get out of my face nayaa.

^Sowwie, Stoic. How about a deal? If you fail your exam, I buy you a happy meal with a toy and if I do you reciprocate? I'm craving for fast food...yummmmmm. Ahura: Wasn't either you or CW who told me to remove the angie 'ugly heifer' display pic? LOZ, I was hoping you wouldn't ask. I'm snow white, innocent. LOL.

^Be specific Zu man. :mad: Nice: Once fed a cat behind my school for 2 months. Then died or disappeared. Naughty: Can you handle it? G'nite, I'll come to regret this thread, but I'll ride the wave and see where it takes me.

Would you guys hate me too much if I deleted all this? This is for Xiin, Checkmate, LOZ, Bishaaro, CW, Castro.... Q; Tell me 1 thing nice and 1 thing naughty about urself. The rest, original question applies. Yeah. I'm trying to avoid my upcoming exam too. I'm always like this. Very bad habit. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

^Adi markii Q lagu weydiiyo gacanta maa soo taagee? Naa questionka ka jaawaab fuquryahey! :mad: I have my reasons. *rubs hands together* *cackles*

Originally posted by Curling Waterfall: I like the fact that Brad (the paragon of male hotness) walks behind her 10 steps while taking care of her children. Who are you trying to kid? I know your violently ill with jealousy girl. Admit! Katrina, I'm so glad to find another girl who feels the same way I do! Man, I thought there was something wrong with me. At least, thats what my friends said... Next Q; Whose posts do you stalk in SOL? Or if your uncomfortable with that...what was your most embarassing incident? I know, the Q's are getting a lil more personal bit my bit, on the last one I'll be asking for your credit card number.

Originally posted by Castro: I'm surprised I remember all this. It's only been 20 years or so . Even more, I'm surprised you don't know. Unless your claim to Somaliness is even less legitimate than mine. So your surprised to remember? Are you experiencing the early onsent of Alzhiemer's? And it has been 20 years or so; from those two phrases I've calculated that you are not younger than 50 years. That my dear, is elderly in my books. Watch the bathtub!

Wow. I keep learning new things, of which I'd rather not know. So from now on, I vow never to read a post of Khayrs. Ok, ok. But thats so sad. Doesn't that make people reluctant to adopt children? You mean to say that if a couple adopts children, then when they qaangaar, the mother has to cover from the male child and the father can't hug and kiss the female child? That's something. My biggest fears are failure and falling down the stairs. So I always look down the steps and hold the railings with a super tight grip. Castro, How much time do you have? Are you sitting down? Angie Jolie is the ultimate Femme Fatale. The sultry look, the wealth, the independence, compassion, her psychopathic tendancies; I've had a longer crush on her (minus her sexual past) than male celebrities. Next Q; What's your fondest memory? P.S. Gong He Fat Choy. I plan on going to the parade downtown, maybe I'll post the pictures later.

In islam, adoption is not allowed (refer to the story of the Prophet (sallahu caliyhe wasilm) marrying Zayid ibn thabit (think thats his last name)'s ex-wife (Divine Command) to prove that there was no such as Adoption in islam). Khayr, You are so wrong in on so many levels. Not only is adoption allowed in Islam but it is highly encouraged. What is forbidden is giving the child your family name. It goes even so far that if you adopt a child and nurse it, your biological children and that child are siblings in every sense of the word. How is that an insult to mothers? Motherhood is the easiest thing in the world. Any id!ot, fool, loser can bear a child. It takes someone great to adopt. As for Ms. Jolie, she was never a virgin to begin with lol. Castro; Afraid of being shot? You could die in so many ways. You might slip on the tub while taking a shower and hit your head and die.