Men are like. . . Laxatives. . .
They irritate the crap out of you. :mad:
Men are like. . .Vacations. . .
They never seem to be long enough. :confused:
Men are like. . .Weather. . .
Nothing can be done to change them. :confused:
Men are like. . .Blenders. . .
You need one, but you're not quite sure why. :rolleyes:
Men are like. . .Chocolate Bars. . .
Sweet, smooth and they usually head
right for your hips.
Men are like. . .Coffee. . .
The best ones are rich in the heart
Men are like. . .Commercials. . .
You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like. . .Department Stores.
Their clothes are always one half off.
Men are like. . .Government Bonds. . .
They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like. . .Mascara. . .
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like. . .Popcorn. . .
They satisfy you, but only for a little while. :eek:
Men are like. . .Lava Lamps. . .
Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like. . .Parking Spots. . .
All the good ones are taken, the rest
are handicapped.
ps. No offense my dear brothers, I'm just a sister trying to kill time with my so called boring job.
I got this from a website it is not what I have created.
capiche!