^ Like invading Zimbabwe to overthrow Mugabe

NGONGE, what you’re looking for is not really suggestions or ways to eliminate this Chronic State Of Ennui, but rather a temporary relieve of ennui. We all go through it, it’s part of life and you tend to get bored with all things mundane i.e. school, work and just life in general. You’re just over analysing it, which is what you do best So, relax and have a break, have a...

^ Put it on Sale on Ebay, that is if you have the gutts

Originally posted by NGONGE: Done the gym thing. Done the holiday thing. I'm now on the stage of reading two books simultaneously. Was never fond of gardening but forced myself to do the garden these past weekends. Was never a fan of shopping but swept the high street for bargains that I eventually did not buy. Did the praying and meditation, thought about the meaning of creation, wrote and read what I wrote but none of it was interesting. I even got a pet that entertained me for a few months then got bored of me and went missing one night. Should I swap jobs, should I change wives? Should I throw it all away and move to Peru to pursue my childhood dream of tending llamas and goats? How can I get rid of this immovable state of ennui? Must be the summer blues. I think Somalis called that Kibir, bal try imagining (if nothing else) not having any of that. I hate to get on my self-righteous not-so-high horse, but it would be nice if you sounded the least bit grateful and said Alhamdulilah.

Serenity Bari hor hore hore, 19 kala yaacii ayaa rag baa maqaaxi fadhiyey, sheeko cajiib ah ayay wadeen, ninkaloo dhinaa kale fadhiya ayaa shaw sheekadooda la socda, markaas buu isagoon is ogawn ku idhii ragii waar yaadaheen, sidaa idinkulama taliyeen, waxaaan idin odhan lahaa sidan iyo sidaa sameeya ninkii xagaas buu sheekadii kala bilaabay ragii. Ka bacdi, markii meesha laga kala dhaqaaqay buu idhi nimankii mid kamidihi, waar Isqor bilaa liiskan xaguu nagala qaaday, and that is how it was originated

Originally posted by LANDER: First the Czech Republic now Croatia, I cannot believe this Turkish team, I witnessed two of the most unlikely come backs ever, they are going crazy on Bloor St in Tdot as I write this. Congrats to the Turks. Unbelievable, You have to give it up to the Turks, they truely have what it takes to win this. Croatia didn't think it will go to penalties hence the poor outcome of the shootout.

^ by far the best game so far and I have to admit Portugal played a good game, poor defending in those croses but their resilience just wasn't enough. Never write them off

^ Try Avast is one of the best ones.

LoL NGONGE I missed The Fast Show, I just watched few more episodes I've missed . Farax waxaad harowsato baad heshay miyaa , leave those immigrants alone man. this Birmingham accent? Isnt that like the capital city of Gujurat speakers? lol yeah, mostly. but it's more appealing when they leave Birmingham, like this guy at work

Originally posted by Northerner: Just realised her 2nd name and her constituency (Sheffield). Some research is needed. for once it's not who have contributed to that figure in Shefield However, this on the other hand might be used as Evidence

^LoL, walee waa lagu sitaa Accents? American, Canadian... what's the difference? sankaa la wada hayaa kuligood lol. I would agree with Rahima, traditional English accent is the best... Oh and there is just something about a Birmingham accent

^ You haven't even read it have you? just scrolled down to the Quick Reply message box

Time to get paid, blow up like the World Trade - Notorious B.I.G. If he was alive would he be arrested under the Terrorism Act?

^ LooL, talk about taking the Dhangad and running with it. Huuno, who said anything about feminists? who said anything about Anti-Woman, Ideologies :confused: bal hold you horses horta, I was simply pointing out the double standard of SOL, what is the point of banning someone only to let them in the back door? Feminists'ka aad sheegaysana f*tobiciid kala dhac, I couldn't care less waxaad ku sheegtid ama ka sheegtid. :rolleyes: p.s. There were no hard feelings and Mansha Allah, ilahay hakuu daayo walaalahaa and your daughter.

So when you get Banned from SOL like Abtigiis all you needs to do is Tolka isgu yeedh and Voilà!

W'Salam and Welcome.

I was listening to this and what a jam it was and still is

A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny. "None, they all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."

^ LoL, well when you put it so effortlessly, the short and simple answer would be No

Originally posted by NGONGE: ^^ Indoctrination here we come. Doesn't that apply to almost everything in life? Madarasa, School, Uni, Work and even marriage

Originally posted by NinBrown: Its all about bringing up ur child in the right manner. Are you telling me you dont teach your children how to pray or how to have good manners...dadkaan isla fiicanaa I agree completely, it's about setting an example and making sure it becomes part of them so when it becomes an obligation their mum will not need to force them as some parent do. My nieces have been wearing Hijab since they were 2/3yrs old. Now they are in their early teens and they don't take off their Hijab unless they're in the house. If they were told they must start now, it would be very difficult to implement as they are so used to not wearing it.

^LoL, I hear those 'In love' don't do/need much verbal communication as they somehow 'know' what each is thinking

^lool@noo dhimanaysa, aduunyo Red This isn't much of a dilemma huuno, anaa kula talin. Xabad Cadaan sii, don't be greedy.

This is yet another attempt to ridicule Islam and Muslim beliefs. :mad: These contestants are prepped before their 60sec video and in that minute they’re expected to say/do most ‘shocking’ things all in an attempt to get a reaction. :mad: What an id!ot! Does he really believe he’s the ONLY “Muslim” that is known to do these things?? Twat fooqal Twat!

Originally posted by Oz: Yesterday’s AT&T posting was hilarious. As for today’s AT&T , despite his angry, is being himself, good on you. Now there's a brand that doesn't even have to advertise. Thanks to their loyal consumers who do it for them without event realising