LoL@fake depression. The interesting was seeing the balance, the crossing point in the brain between good and evil.

^Like Bolt

^ I just found out [via his calendar] a colleague lied through his teeth yesterday. Wait till he gets in this afternoon.

^You'll have More time to waste now...just give it couple of months. NGONGE, LoL, it aint for the head...I am planning ahead

^LooL, Ibti don't let them bully you dear...stick to your guns. NGONGE, I've just had some Antibiotics, so I'll be fine for bit, but I might collapse at any point which will hold you laible for any injuries.

^What do you consider Healthy? lol FB, Food Buur, sidaad maxada gidaarka ula dhacaysay Nuune, I'll stick to coffee to keep me awake

Salam All, JB, lol Gidaar laguna dhac I didn't ask ways to inflict pain on myself. Rag yaa wax waydiin jiray

lol@gacmaha fidi, madaxa rux...Nuune, ma in jeel magnuunka la igu tuuro baad rabtaa NGONGE, lol Oh, the irony!!

Help! These monotonous tasks are killing me

LoL, getting creative...I like

Buuq Iyo Qaylo

^Friendly yes...conservative? not sure then again I haven't mixed much with the locals while I was there.

I am well thank you dear. How was Mnpls? any funny stories you want to share

^Great movie, loved the Joker....It's one of those you would have as a collection to watch every now and then.

^ Wlc Back

^it varies, first time I cut it this short Try Virtual Hairstyles before you cut

Originally posted by Ibtisam: ^^Have you done it?? I'm already getting cold feet. LoL Yes, for the past 6yrs. Just make sure it's what you want and it suits your head shape before you start going mad with the razor

JSA = Job Seekers Allowance

^ Very brave of ya...let's hope you go through with it, short hair can be addictive.

LOOOL@calafkaga so dagdagaa...you crack me up. Lakiin haa waa runtaa, the more duca la dhaho Ilahi nin khayr qaba oo kuu abaal mariya ha ku siiyo the better the chances

^ AAliyah, typical Somaali, marka hore ka soo mataji, hadana dheh hoo waakane. Qof aad afur sii saa waa ajar walaal.

Originally posted by siphoningdilemma: More update (wait wait before you gag) Yesterday I told my best friend to disregard my request as I’m not ready to involve more people to my predicament. He Then shocked me in asking me to marry him and become his 3rd wife (yes that’s news to me too; apparently he stashed a wife in dubai ). I don’t know why he told me this, I guess he needed to reduce his burden. Wow, Just when I thought I knew what sort of man I was dealing with (a well educated, great conversationalist, community activist, and hard working man)but in the end he turned out to be a classic Somali man, nothing but full of lies. so to the unmarried girls, i advise you to stay single and cease the existence of these Somali men. thx LoL, cleverly planned and executed. However I am just affraid one of these Farax will protest vehemently claiming He was kind and considerate enough to help a fellow sister in a predicament. Markuu ka naxay ee uu Astur is idhi bay isagii ku soo jeesatayay, accusing him of being good for nothing Farax.

^For years, I actually prefer it with tuna. I like bajiye with mix basbaas and duqus as dip instead of the hot source that comes with it. Some fruit, tea and water. I never have room for casho, the bariis, hilib sabayad and what not.

^Check your pm Ibti, lol I take no blame...just credit

lol Ibti is corrupted, first facial and Spa's now X rated movies, whatever next