Faheema.

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  1. ^LoL, let it out bro...let it out F.Brawnoow I am no longer "inan" (says NGONGE) Therefore : It's Mrs, +(size)Faheemoy
  2. Horta where's Ibti today, xagay ka dhacday?
  3. LoL@friendly fire. You're right, otherwise it wouldn't be a true battlefield
  4. LoL Sheh...so sorry, but remember my Eucalyptus (abufaas) helped ease the pain on the bruised thumb knuckle My worse hit was when Lily, (who was on MY TEAM) was shooting blind & trigger happy, shot me in the butt
  5. It was wonderful Mr NGONGE. How was yours?
  6. Is you jealous NGONGE lol@Malika, that's next weekend insha all...I am trying to block it out until then
  7. I am in a mind numbing meeting, I need a couple of expressos to wake me up ready and trigger happy so watch out Lily
  8. You've been busy today Trollers
  9. ^LoL, I guess that's a NO Yep, I keep one on my draw, I have a habbit of munching on some form of sweet couple of hours after lunch
  10. Ibti, since you have trouble finishing the xalwad, why don't you bring it with you today I'll be glad to take it off your hands and finish
  11. ^ No, I just prefer tall dark handsome men
  12. ^lool No'Way! ma sidaas baa ii necbeeyd
  13. ^LoL@Mrs...haye, bal waadigan ka fuqiwaayee, hadaba at least have the decency to tell me who you've married me off to
  14. Morning Trollers, here's a little Friday Humour for you all Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary... Day 983 of my captivity My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. B****rds. There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now.......
  15. ^lol@maxay qarinyaan. They are not all from away, I get unknown calls from some recruitment agencies and sometimes friends who call from work. lol@NONGE, bacda iska fur nooh
  16. ^if she does that, ignores. She will have to avoid ALL anonymous and unknown.
  17. ^BooHooHaa!! You are just jealous I am just gonna go and make a cuppa
  18. ^lool, memories indeed, I used run back from school just so I wouldn't miss that or grange hill Slow day for me, in fact haven't gone anywhere, "working from home"
  19. Ibti, yeah I wouldn't mind swapping either. lol@nuune, maya anigu waan isdhiibay
  20. lool@Ibti, she needs a Pacemaker I am caajis.com