Faheema.

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  1. ^Go Eat Woman! Funny thing just happen...One of my colleague was on the phone talking to another lady helping her with an issue...All of a sudden she says..'You were having a Blonde moment weren’t you?' Right opposite her was another colleague who IS blonde
  2. I say the hell with both More money, more problems and Jacayl is just an unnecessary madax xanuun...so I've heard
  3. ^In most cases I would agree, but I am with NGONGE on this one
  4. Originally posted by NGONGE: Actually, forget all that. YOU ARE A&T
  5. Originally posted by Che -Guevara: I don't know if you are married or not, but that's something married woman or about to be married chica would say. LoL, neither...and the only reason a 'hot' guy would be in the friends folder is because that's ALL he has going for him So, it's natural to place him there
  6. LoL@Ibti Pretending, sure you do Morning Trollers.
  7. ^lol, I hope your 'ugly' male friends are not reading this It doesn't make any difference to me, ugly or hot, If I put him in 'friends folder' that's it.
  8. ^Liar! Liar! 'Pants...er, 'Boots' on fire! Someone once said... "It's as though women have two separate file folders: FRIENDS and POTENTIAL LOVERS and there is no mixing of the two. Worse yet, once she puts you into the FRIENDS folder it''s nearly impossible to make a switch to the other." I couldn't agree more
  9. ^Did you know some teachers finish half 2 on a Friday? as if 3:30 wasn't bad enough
  10. lol NGONGE, I have been off the radar for while I am back now LoL@Zu Ibti, yes please, let me know...as long as it is couple of weeks long that is
  11. ^Around the world? when? and what happen to India and Bangladesh?
  12. Soo ilama aragtid, I think it's the latter
  13. lol@Ibti...No to both q's, but I do get to work quarter to 8 So it probably the regional settings, I didn't bother adjusting it when I registered.
  14. LoL@Malika, go on, it's friday after all, ku jimcayso Foolxumo, lol idhaaf. Here's a little friday treat Youngster Quotes JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?' MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.' STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.' BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?' SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.' DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?' MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?' CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?' JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?' TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?' The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'
  15. LoL@Foolxumo, Bal maxaan kuu gaystay? just the other day I was sticking up for your Foolxumo Nevertheless, waa lagaa qaaday salaanta
  16. Alhamdulilah, Waan ladnahay. Yourself?
  17. ^aaahh bless, Rudy is in love So, does this mean no more German talk? lol
  18. ^me not see nothing Salams trollers.
  19. LoL, neither. I finished work 6hrs ago. I am now sitting comfortably at home waiting for my zzz to arrive
  20. ^LoL bakahylnimo maaha waxaas, it's called nafteeda uroon
  21. looooool my favourite. Tall boy: Aniga ayeyday baa joogta kanada Old man: Xagee bay kanada ka joogta Tall boy:Dee Magaladay dhex joogtaa
  22. ^lol No thanks. I'll be thinking of you though...NOT!