Faheema.

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  1. ^If you say so :rolleyes: LooL@Ibti, I see you're a fan of Little Britain
  2. A&T, like I said your stories are far more explicit, defamatory, obscene, vulgar, bordering pornographic. Yet you have the cheek (no pun intended) to give a lesson on social etiquettes?
  3. ^LoL, You'll be impressed. Did I tell you my middle name is "Will Fix it" Lily, I wouldn't quite say 'assembling'. Waa waayiro la isku xidh xidhayo
  4. NGONGE Both, which ever way you flip it, it's the same coin.
  5. ^ Morning Go for a walk and get some fresh air, that always helps.
  6. lol@struggling to fit it together. I'll have you know, I am quite the handy woman ps. Can't access Youtube
  7. I don’t agree NGONGE, there isn’t any disambiguation as far as I am concerned. The underlying message stays the same regardless of how the information is presented or how “creative” one makes it.
  8. ^Oh, I'll think of you when I am taking it easy and waiting for my special delivery
  9. ^I would say your Sugar coated stories are far worse. Originally posted by Blessed*: ^Wonders never cease, AT&T lecturing people on decency.. *looks out of the window for flying pigs* I don't think that it's an appropriate discussion in this forum. I don't see what is to be gained from discussing your personal intimate matters to a bunch of strangers and with lurking perverts. The issues you've mentioned are more than just the vagina and discussions on them might be neccessary but that’s where mothers, sisters, girlfriends, doctors (if you have issues) and husbands come in handy. I really don't see why any woman in this forum would share her secrets to a bunch of prying strangers who just want to make a point, really people are too scared to share their names and you want them to take their kastuumos off. LOL. Couldn't agree more.
  10. ^I doubt it, but you've just identified a niche market...you might want to capitalise before JB beats you to it Then again knowing reer hargeisa dacaayad baad meesha uga cararilahyd. I can just imagine..."ala ala eeg waa kii farsamada x***ka"
  11. ^There is small compartment below the seat for the erm, erm. 2mins after you're done with ..erm, erm it gets recycled and ready to be disposed in the nearest geed hoostii Please Note: It's a Small compartment therefore could not accommodate calool shuban.
  12. Ibti, you're not trying hard enough. *Stuff her face with Apple Sponge Pudding.
  13. Hey DD, I am good dear. Yourself? I need to get back to my routine at the gym, I have been slacking big time. Ibti AKA the Feeder isn't helping eather
  14. ^Hmmm, Did I forget to mention I was feeling sluggish today
  15. It feels like a Friday today. More importantly, I wish it was.
  16. ^LoL@Ibti....please no more
  17. Originally posted by NGONGE: ^^ You did not give an answer about the toilets. Most important one that. LoL, just make sure you take one of these with you
  18. LooL@Ibti now why didn't I think of that...Yeah, I think that's it. Quran ha lagu akhriyo
  19. lol@Ibti, no...I don't think, but I don't know how I got to work this morning, good thing the roads were clear lol
  20. LoL@'Would you marry a man that laughs'...Never, wuxuu la qoslayuu qabaa Feeling sluggish today
  21. LoL, One word...Variety! This is Danbaab.com
  22. Here's a great deal I couldn't resist
  23. Get well soon dear. I tend to eat less when I have the flu. Mainly becuase I can't be bothered to cook and won't eat anything cold. but I hear the more you eat the quicker you recover Insha Allah, I going back to the gym next week and I am dragging certain someone with me