There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...' 'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.' 'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?' 'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat'. After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?' 'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.' 'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!' 'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.' 'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Smith. 'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that.' 'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Smith quietly. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said. 'Oh, my God!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat. 'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.' 'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith. 'Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look' 'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement. 'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.' Mrs. Smith leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?' 'It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.' 'Tripod?' 'Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long.' Mrs. Smith fainted

^LoL, horta maxay ku qoraan the placards? and what's the funniest one you've seen?

Surprisingly, our body absorbs UV rays and will cause skin problems just like white people (maybe less visible and severe). Also too much exposure to uv rays makes your skin look old even before your time

^LoL Choreography, will not attemp that, I am more of a Freestyler/i] in other words jacburis Afternoon Buuxo*

Not sure, but if you want a boxing match followed by yummy cake or some fruit know where to come

W'salam. Xageed ka dhacday maal mahan?

^LoooL@Day Care Man, what was I on? Through the eyes of the young and naive I say those were the days

Impressive! JB have you Applied

^It's lovely and bright outside, surely that should cheer one up LoL@waan ka wardooni lahaa, What brought this on?

This place is deserted... Where is everyone? Oh I forgot, it's half term...smelly students

What tension? Waar reer Hargeisa bark more than they bite, ask JB

^Fuley is nacay oh, and yes, it's an oxymoron

^LoL, I hate to say it, but it does get worse...Ms DD will vouch that

Nothing like a good cup of coffee to kick start a friday morning Morning Ladies.

Originally posted by NGONGE: It reminds me of all those innocent airheads (who mostly happen to be girls, with the odd guy here and there) that have a list of demands when it comes to marriage. You sexist old fart

LoooL ala beerka, you two are crackheads hhahhaha OhMy, I can't over what happen last night. that was a Kodak Moment Ms DD Ms DD, You lost the googarad after you came back to collect it? I don't blame you thou, you were mentally and physically exhausted

Blessed, A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words as they say Few to mention... Safety and Security and your money will go a long way @Ibti,

^LoL, let me know when they invent that, I'll make sure I get my moneys worth Ibti, LoL...She's blonde, so that might just backfire

^Morning, Congrats walal. How do you ask someone (who is considerable older) to provide you with their weekly action plan in advance, without making them think you're keeping tabs?

^LoL, that's one hell of a journey, lets hope his inspection is a success Why is this even up for discussion? A relationship based on a foundation of lies and deciet will never last. Be honest and frank, let them love you who you are.

Wow! Channel 4. Is this what they show on TV nowadays :eek: :confused:

Cawo = Good Fortune I do believe mine is pretty accurate Alxamdulilah!

^LoL No it's Jac (short for Jaceyl) and Wareer get with the new lingo Haven't you heard someone say naa tii jacwareer bay qaaday oo Jawhar bay ha heesaysaa, kuma jeedo, juuqina mayso ee ka jimcayso

LoL@Blessed, Jaceyl baa haya, I hear that does funny things to peoples dreams...it's known as Jacwareer