^ That might be an idea. LoL NGONGE, wakhtigii Hot flashes way dhaaftay islantu so wax haya garan maayo.

^Mid cabta uma eeka lol she looks faar too sensible/proper it's useless when you turn it down, it's the combined Air-con and Heater ones.

Chub, it's not cheering me up this morning lol. Juxa, you're welcome dear, come by anytime It's this new one we have in the office, it's like a figging yoyo...waan shidaa, way bakhtiisa, waan shidaa, way bakhtiisa. So now I have to keep by jacket and scarf on :mad:

^ Morning Norf, I am going to hurt this old woman, she keeps turning the heater off, it's blood freezing :mad:

^Hilig geel siduu u dhadhamaa lol Morning Chub & JB

^Are you saying there are no UFO abductions?

^LoL, why do you carry it with you anyways? Morning CL

^LoL, Then you should do a bit of a Detective work.

^LoL, that's a very Somali breakfast, while on the other hand I had a very cadaan breakfast...cuppa tea and a warm buttered scone lol And dude might have been on a work related call

Morning all.

50mins...ahhh glad it's almost over.

^Did your Underground Relationship end?

^ Going to the Kitchen NGONGE, is he Celebrating or Commiserating?

^That is an addiction and a half Zu

Ibti, true but it helps lol...wait till I get on the phone later. NGONGE, it's more of providing the service they said they would and not fulfulling it.

Why-0-Why do Somali people take the piss when you do business with them? :mad: :mad:

10 pages oo dambi lagaga miirtay dad'aan waxba idinka shan iyo toban ahayn.

^Morning. ------------------------------------------------ A 75 Year Old Lady rings her local hospital and this conversation follows: 'Hello I'd like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree. She was admitted last week with chest pains and I just want to know if her condition has deteriorated, stabilised or improved?' 'Do you know which ward she is in?' 'Yes, ward P, room 2B' 'I'll just put you through to the nurse station.' 'Hello, ward P, how can I help?' 'I would just like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree, I was wondering if her condition had deteriorated, stabilised or improved?' 'I'll just check her notes. I'm pleased to say that Mrs Tiptree's condition has improved. She has regained her appetite, her temperature has steadied and after some routine checks tonight, she should be well enough to go home tomorrow.' 'Oh that's wonderful news, I'm so happy, thank you ever so much!' 'You seem very relieved, are you a close friend or relative?' 'No, I'm Mrs Tiptree in room 2b. Nobody tells you f**k all in here.

LoL, SOL's very own Metro moments I think yous lot should write your daily encounters.

How weird is this... I am now correcting records of [mainly old] dead people.

^Reer miyi who has never tried maraq? lol now that's weird Soup is fab, anyone tried the Mushroom Risotto Soup from Pret a Manger...hmm to die for LoL, Juxa, it hasn't lasted, you're already in here

LoL@underground relationship, buseskii waa laga dalacay yaa

Feeling unmotivated and unproductive today. Morning all.

LoL Ibti, I wanted to share the Fat, I mean Cake Juxa, one massive slice (like the one on sunday) has been put aside lol Morning Sheh.

Morning Ladies and Gent. I baked a cake xalay and some in to work. Feel free to pop by Ibti and Juxa