Baluug, that's not natural, it will catch up with you some day Oz, in London for the past week it is as though it never snowed, but they predict more snow today, so far nothing...hope it stays that way

^Hello Oz, Morning all. Edit: Baluug, why are you up at such an ungodly hour?

The Obedient Wife There was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, And was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.' And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait just a moment!' She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. So her friend said, 'Girl, I know you were not foolish enough to put all that money in there with your husband.' The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him.' You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?' 'I sure did,' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a cheque.... If he can cash it, then he can spend it.'

Originally posted by Sayid*Somal: why do atheist like to argue? :confused: Is that a trick Q? Ins't an atheist hypothesis based on arguments? Speaking of racist, did anyone see

Hello Ibti, just got back from A&E and with a bandage knee and couple of packs of pain killers. Told to come back in a weeks time. There is some perks to this job afterall Happy B-day Norf.

Still a bit sore, there's something not right, feels funny...might pop to A&E in a minute.

Hello Trollers,

^Thanks Juxa, Norf NGONGE, LoL OMG you just solved my bordem problem, I don't know why didn't think of that. I've been sitting here twiddling my fingers and watching morning TV.

Thanks Sheh, I see you're escaping the country, have a blast dear NGONGE, I almost killed myself...It was a bit like this and I was stuck inbetween and the bonnet was intact

Thanks guys, Alhamdulilah I am fine, apart from sore & swollen knee.

I saw this and I thought of Cara

Juxa lol Ibti doesn't do ice cream dhaxanta, lol she says it's only meant to be consumed in the Summer My trolling days are numbered they have just installed a new Internet Monitoring system lol.

Fabregas_Bruv is banned for repeatedly using foul language on the forum. I think this place should give members the option to deactivate their account.

Ibti, they were right. Temp wise, it's actually warmer than previously ps. Ibti, if at some point you check the woman's section don't say a word Actually this goes for blessed too. lol

^Yep, and it's still snowing.

Another wave of snow. Morning all.

Originally posted by chubacka : btw Faheema, interesting taste in men you have! LoL I never said he was my type. Come on ladies, why are you hating? he did represent or did prefer a typical to be on there

^LooL@hilib shiilan nice on Val. You might have heard its other name...Xabad Soda or something along those lines

Norf, lol I still haven't got anything through the post...I hoping/praying it stays like that Juxa, I've heard {from dearest hooyo} that Nabi Mohammed (SAW) recommended it to be the cure of all pains/aches.

Norf, xabaasuud mari I have just had my chocolate bar confiscated and was told to continue eat fruit Why I bothered initiating this junk free zone is beyond me.

Ibti, it doesn't matter, at the end of the day you have taken time out of your schedule and used your stationary so deduct what's owed to you, time is money...Remember every penny counts

I would deduct admin cost and legal fees. Whatever is left, ask them if they would want a prepaid medical cost for futue consultations

So bored today and it's not even noon Still have couple of reports and few emials to compile, but not motivated enough.

hahhaha CL all I said was he's not BAD LOOKING, for crying out loud. Ibti, once again you threw me in the fire, bal maxaan kugu maseeyey Now, thank me for giving you a good giggle

I'm Boycotting this Troll. Calling me troll killing, kitty slaughtering evil witch. Val, welcome hun and congrats...Here have a cupcake