Is it a middle-east thing? because I haven't seen it anywhere else. Where in the job description preferential treatment based on race, gender, ethnicity, or national origin is identified and sought after.

Looks like he missed quite few episodes of Eastenders when little Darren & Squiggle were cashing in on their little internet business venture

I see what you mean about the savings, one minute is here the next is gone..lol. I opened an Amanah account recently and so far nothing and to be honest, not much of a madax xanuun.

^^ Why not just open an Amanah account with HSBC or The Islamic Bank of Britain?

What was the purpose of the Launch Party again? ..They had one on their first issue right?... Is there going to be another one when they print the 3rd issue perhaps? Gives a launch party a whole new definition.

lol, so you wouldn't like Jack Dee either huh. yeah, like the 2 Ronnies and Benny Hill, Father Ted is hilarious too.

All time favourite would have to be Alan Partridge - I'm Alan Partridge

Janna You mean home made facials? I normally stick to the old fashion Qasil or Huruud. But here are some homemade Facials you might want to try. Masks for dry skin Mask 1. Mix 2 tablespoons honey with 2 teaspoons milk. Smooth over face and throat. Leave on for 10 minutes. Rinse off with warm water. Mask 2. You will need: 2 oz/60g ripe avocado flesh 1 oz/25g orange juice 1 tsp/5g pure acacia honey 1 tsp/5g molasses 5 drops chamomile essential oil Put all the ingredients in a blender, or mash by hand in a bowl. Add extra orange juice if the mixture is too thick. Use your fingers to spread the mask over your face and neck and leave it on for at least 30 minutes, preferably longer, before removing. Use a warm flannel to rinse off the mask - this will help gently exfoliate skin as well as clean your face. This mask will keep for a day or two in the fridge if you don't use it all. Mask 3. Mash apricots mix it with warm olive oil to form a paste. Apply it on your face and leave it for 10 minutes, then wash off. Masks for oily skin Mask 1. It works wonders - Grate an apple finely and then add about 4 tablespoons of honey. Mix it well apply it to your face wait 10 minutes and rinse. Mask 2.. You will need: 1 egg white 6 drops witch hazel 6 drops lemon juice Whisk the egg white until it's stiff, and then add the remaining ingredients. Gently apply the mixture to your face, avoiding your eyes. Leave to dry for 15 minutes or so. Rinse well with warm water. Mask for sensitive skin Mask 1. Warm a small pot of honey in a double boiler, then test a small amount on your hand to make sure it's not too hot. When warm, apply the honey generously over your entire face. Leave the mask on for 15 minutes. Rinse thoroughly with warm, then cool water. Masks for normal skin Mask 1. Lettuce leaves are best home remedies for normal skin. Dip two large lettuce leaves in olive oil and sprinkle on them a few drops of lemon juice. Place them on both sides of your face, and then cover them with a paper towel dipped in mineral water. Wipe your face with a cotton ball soaked in warm milk, then rinse with boiled warm water. And he’s one of my favourite on a Sunday afternoon Honey Cleansing Scrub : Mix 1 tablespoon honey with 2 tablespoons finely ground almonds and ½ teaspoon lemon juice. Rub gently onto face. Rinse off with warm water. Liquids to use: Distilled Water Spring Water Rose Water : For sensitive skin Witch Hazel : For oily skin Herbal Tea : To treat your skin conditions Aloe Vera juice Egg white : For firming the skin Egg Yolk : For nourishing the skin Honey : For attracting moisture to the skin Val did you manage to find anything lastminute? Kimiya lol, you couldn’t be upset with that little angel even if you tried, when she looks at you with those big eyes and gives you that adorable smile Mansha Allah, she’s a sweetie.

^ lol OK Faraxoow, I am thinking about it...and hhmm they are all luscious, mouth watering and irresistable to say the least...But now that I am done [and although it leaves the sweetest taste in my mouth]...I can't help but wonder.... what's next? ...Well I'll tell you ...counting calories for the next couple of weeks, continues excercise not to mention increasing your dentist premium. Now is all that really worth tasting '3 different flavours'? for lets say once a day

Some men cannot see beyond the end of their noses and so fail to acknowledge the big picture walahi, congratulating him instead of commiserating. In all honesty, do you really think this man is 'Lucky' to have married 3 woman all at once? Ileen guurku maaha just having the pleasure of woman, maxaad la riyoonaysaan ragoow waydin ogtihiin inay rubado idin go'ayso when it comes to the crunch

^ Applause...applause. That was a very touching and heartfelt [dripping with sarcasm] speech.

^ lol, dee waa taan garanlaayahay. I guess some people feel they need to be in order to feel accepted/important.

Hello Ladies, I thought it would be a good idea for us to exchange ideas on relaxation methods. Any last minute deals, beauty and general pampering tips and tricks. Being the lastminute.com that I am, here are some lastminute Spa deals I would recommend. Ladies Only Spa and Pampering Go on ... spoil yourself Enjoy...

Just goes to show how pretentious, short-sighted and narcissistic one can be. :rolleyes: And 'am not just talking about the girls in your story.

Originally posted by Crystal_Clear: "Diyaarad baa dhinacaa ku dhacday, dadkii dhinaca kale bay u yaaceen... Maxay ku yaaceen? " good one, am clueless Lugahooda bay ku carareen I will give you one and you give me the answer A plane left from moqdisho and went to kismayo,,this plane waaxaa saarna, 50 pll and they all wanted to get to kismayo,the plane landed in kismayo .diyarada ninna maa wadiin ,,yaa wadeey? how did the plan get to kismayo? Naag baa waday

Originally posted by Crystal_Clear: you left your apartment, and went to the store, luug kuma tagin how did you get there?????? So simple ey, the answer is within I am going to give you another one which has the same answer. Diyaarad baa dhinacaa ku dhacday, dadkii dhinaca kale bay u yaaceen... Maxay ku yaaceen?

Originally posted by Paragon 1-Ma naag aad adiga qabto ama guursato oo kuu og ninnimadaada, mise; Oo ta dibada joogtaa kuma oga ninnimadiisa miyaa? Why would his manliness come into question waaba yaabe? :confused: As for the topic, tuu Allah kuu qoro, bismilah dhe.

lol^ and this a combination of the two, kabahii shanqadhayey way xidhantahay timihiina way sii daysey

lol, hilarious...even they couldn't help laughing at their lines

^^ and you spent all this time and effort for what exactly? :confused:

^^^ And there was me thinking that was Johnny Gill's classic My My My

'am gonna jump on the ciyaal bandwagon for a moment I saw this a while back and til now it crack me up everytime. caution: contains excessive amount of cay.

lol @Roman Road kulahaa, waar ha na caayin West London waa lagu soo jabay, be it Polish/Slovaks/Lithuanian or the Ausies.

It all depends, How much capital do you have to invest? However, if it's just you [and not the rest of the family] who wants to start a business, then I'll say start small and don't rush into it, make sure there is a need for your goods/service, focus on niche market capitalize that market. If you're thinking of furniture utilize the skills within our country, there are plenty of small family owned Furniture makers. I am sure if you give them the design, materials and eqiupment they will do as good as job as those you might want import, plus it's cost effective

Ibs try ImageShack. I didn't even know it was snowing until I looked out the window and saw this Going out there with a flu looks suicidal