Originally posted by Arawello: ^^ So you voted for Bush care to enlighten us I can safely say assumption ain't the best thing u do. No, i didn't vote for Bush, and it had nothing to do with Iraq.

Very interesting,i don't know who is the worst among the 11 u mentioned. Miss Elusive scares the hell out of me,I'm too lazy to sieve through the whole mixed messages she be giving me.......the same reason i didn't vote for Kerry .......sending us mixed messages like we have time to break them down.

I was wondering why i was so happy today,then i realised it was friday.....i guess it is all good in the hood........i dedicate today to the fact that i can assume i'm a healthy man........Thanks God, i could have been born blind or something like that. Anyway wish all the sick pple a quick recovery.

^^^ U are one of the guys i was talking about.U think qabil is the same sh!t as poilitics.U didn't have to insult the pple of the north or northwest to give u'r point. U talking about qabil is like me talking about my social security and telling CNN that i'm a politician coz i belong to my security number. Qabil is archaic procedure that we used to identify each other usually for the right reasons,basically just as the americans use social security number to identify each other.But unlike somalis u don't see them using it for political purposes.

T.G.I.F,what else can i say,too bad i might be working on the weekend but i will decide tonight I'A. MEEEEEEEN what the hell is the "tshliung" thing u was talking about,I be lying if i say i understood it,u know what am sayin'.

We are indeed the most homogenius society in the world,one nation,one langauge,one religion,one race,one culture,just imagine of the possibilities if we put our minds and body to one goal,that of helping each other and building a stronger,greater somalia,the envy of every nation on earth. May Allah bring peace and mercy to Somalia.

saabir Do u know the differences btw geography and politics. No wonder the whole politics section of this website is run by guys who think qabil=2politics. Almas True dat,liberty and justice for all.

They are the same sh!t.What differences did u expected from them,they live in the same country and pretty much contribute nothing to the world, development wise. I don't really see any differences btw the two.The innocent, common man is on the recieving end of the whole qabil politics in both the south and the north. As far i'm concerned all somalis are equal and should be united under one nation under God.

^^ What does he look like to you?

He might be saying something else.who knows, the brother might be multitasking. He saw the picture, what else is there to ask that he had to ask?

Baashi I say Zero prospect,E.U has a long way to go before they can stand shoulder to shoulder with US.The whole social welfare state thing is really draging their azz down.Plus the european are not as patriotic and hard working as the americans.

Finally Somalia is on the news without the mention of some crazy warlords.I guess things are getting better in Somalia,wish them the best.

^^^^ What do u mean?

Originally posted by Kaleidoscopic: Well Stoic , And quite frankly, am for men embracing their feminine side. I don’t like little boys being dogged to fit into this image of a macho man at the expense of their emotions. Say what!!!No wonder this somali dude at the gym was talking about sh!t like i just had my yoga lessons.Ladies like u are endorsing somali men to be metrosexuals who in turn have gay tendencies. Whoever u gonna seduce, please don't give 'em the idea that been in touch with u'r femine side is amanly thing,ain't nothing manly about aman crying or nagging about bullsh1t.

What is the obssesion with the beach here.Don't u guys be more realistic and learnt how to operate a lawn mower or a snow plower.Plus remember no broke man has ever enjoyed the beauty of the beach.Some things are better left to the senior citizens and the retired.

I think this study was funded by the makers of vibrators, just to scare the hell out of young men.

I'm not a big fan of this kind of bullsh!t, but i might suggest that u Move on lady,9-11 was a couple of years ago, and right now nobody gives a f**k about what really happened on that day. U just need to know that ain't nothing fair in this world

Stpl Chick U actually had the baby,...................damn i need me a wife.Meeeeeeen i don't even know if i'm capable of impregnanting anyone.I guess its time for the real test drive,u just don't know what u might discover about u'rself.The thought of been >>>>>>>> scares the hell out of me. Anyway,hope u'r baby girl grows up to be a fine woman and a role model for the Muslim sisters.

Damn it! must u have to tell us this story!!If heard of something called T.M.I?

Dawaco Serioudly, what is wrong with you lot, with all your patriotism and defence. I'm sure the government of "your" respective countries aren't around 2 read your praises, so relax ppl. The way this topic is heading, some1 will b bursting out in national anthems soon. And i bet it won't have any mention of the country we hail from. pretty lady,some of us have moved past "we all somalis and therefore we must think the same way" mentality. What has somalia done for us?Some of you hail from big clans that manufacture warlords faster than a detroit diesel.And whether there is a gov't or not, u have a region or two u can stay with u'r folks peacefully while discussing how a certain warlord from u'r region can be the saviour of all somalis. Abaayo, not every somali had a good experience in somalia, and therefore not every somali is rushing to settle or call somalia home.There is no gurantee that anyone will provide them with a safe passage to their former neighbourhoods. In conclusion,if a somali moves on with his life, without somalia, and considers somewhere other than somalia home than so be it.There is no crime in singing a new national anthem.No man was executed for that,but dive into the qabil oriented somalia and trust me u will have tragedy in u'r hands.I believe some things should be left alone and Somalia(including all the regions) indeed is one of them. As for Dreamer and Rahiima I'm not done with u guys, and i will come back later to give u guys a dose of u'r own medicine

Ok we have seen Saddam in his underwear! so what? Saddam indeed was dump man who brought harm to his family members, and his fellow country men.As far i'm concerned they should have shot him long time ago.

^^^^^ No,hey it ain't no secret our foreign policy sucks big time, and dubya is dumber than previously thought.But right now we are not talking about politics and all that middle eastern stuff. And of course we do know we are somalis,however sometimes u gotta represent u'r hood like Aussie rule,u know what am saying.Least u forgot we are indeed Hyphen somali.We represent more than somalia and more than one country. Ladies and gentlemen,we are just making fun of each other, nothing more,nothing than less.

Lexus With bad name like Lexus,why so annoying.I have seen platinum diggers,but never been around a woman so in love with lexus she had to call herself lexus. I guess Some pple have a bad taste.

Rahima I don't know how u come to the conclusion that we are indeed worse than the Canadains.I think u're biased, and u'r opinion is really affected by the war on Iraq. As for down under, i think u guys are cool,considering that as the descedents of convicts we had a low expection for u guys.I mean we don't really expect alot from the offsrpings of deathrow inmates.But thanks for the Aborigines and the crocodile dundee and the crocodile hunter,Australia indeed is a nice place to do exercise with a kangaroo.Hey we still like u guys more than the u'r neighbours the Maize land Dreamer Since u is a more of adreamer than a realist,how about we start with the mother of all dreams,the one and the famous American Dream.Trust me, by the time u're done with it u will be talking in tongues. I am always amused by the americans ignorance coupled with misplaced arrogance concerning the geography and politics of the rest of the world. But it becomes annoying when those same mentally challenged, gun-totting, rednecks decide to open their mouths and offer opinons based on hearsay and hallucinations. If we shut our mouth we are dumb,if we say a word we are arrogant.Its really hard dealing with u lot.Tell me what so good about Canada that we have to learn u'r geography or history.What's there to learn other than snow,ice hockey,dog sledging,more white out,logging on a rainy day, more snow and an annoying x colony of france that doesn't make any sense like writting freeway signs in french in the middle of an english speaking country. If you took your eyes off Pam's jugs long enough to read a book, you would've come across more interesting facts & figues in Canada. True that,i don't read books unless i'm forced to,and to the best of my knowledge when it comes to books i don't consider myself a choppist.So do tell me,what were the facts about Canada again. Let me give you a little geo lesson (b/c you dozed off in class or the school system in America is conceited enoguh to teach only american geography.)Canada has more than 10 provinces, only 2 of which can be described loosely as freezing tundra. You really need to dust the atlas and pay attention for once. Wow i'm learning new stuff.Lets me see what i have learnt so far.A) Americans do not teach about Canada,therefore they must not care about Canada. B)The brother up in the north has ten provinces,of which two of them are too cold for the Canadaian themselves*i wonder who lives in those two provinces* C) Canadian's idea of fun is to buy the Atlas and spend sometime searching for some weird features in Canada.I say very cool, if only a cute Canadian will sit with me and point her fingers at the rivers and the national forest of Canada.Otherwise forget about it. As for the freezing tundra,our defination of tundra is like this.Minnesota is the coldest state in America.Mn according to Americans is a tundra, and since mn is south of u guys.Minnesotans think u guys have colder temps than them.Plus they believe all the freezing and chilly weather patterns comes from the north of the boarder,i mean u guys to be exact. In conclusion, anything colder than mn, as far as we are concerned is atundra,got my point pretty lady. Proof of our appreciation for the environment. We respect rather than screw nature. The enviroment is there to serve us with our needs.And if the enviroment fails to do that, i guess we have to take some action like drilling oil in Alaska.The enviroment is not here to entertain us and show us her beauty,the enviroment must provide us with basic needs even if that will be the end of her beauty. Which is on the endangered list as we speak. [big Grin] The mighty bald eagles' days of glory are soon to be ended. We don't need the bald eagle to inspire us anymore.We have a creature that can fly past the eagle and his name is NEIL Armstrong.He has gone where no eagle has gone before and because of that we ain't gonna waste money on protecting an old eagle.And just incase u forget and in case we might need the eagle again,don't worry,we will clone it. Wow. Are you serious? Listen up ma brah, Canada along with America makes up a continent called: Yes! Thats right boys and girls.... NORTH AMERICA! True that, but just to avoid u guys we are no longer calling ourselves north america.We're continental USA and u guys are Canada.We just happen to be neighbours. Remember,At the end of the day, we do still spend our tax money protecting u guys with the best technology that is out there.We don't need any funding from u guys,just hop in and enjoy the ride.

Canada sucks.The only thing they are good at is dog sledging and timber logging.They can't even play hockey no more and can't even maintain the NHL.The only thing we know about Canada is Pamela Anderson,not exactly something to be proud of when part of her ain't real,think of silicon in u'r chest. Canada is an empty freezing tundra that we should invade once the global warming makes it more habitable.Of all things on earth,canadains have a maple leaf as a national symbol.Dude! u mean u run out of leaf blowers or what.So how on earth will the canadian be aiming for the sky like a american bald eagle when u have a maple leaf that always heading towards the ground.And than u have french guys who don't want to speak English in Canada, and u go out of u'r way to please 'em........sh!t canadains what abunch of sissies.For heaven sake makes some moves and be tough,,,,,,trust me u'r dragging us down towards the cowards lane. Finally,u wanna talk about Canada to the Europeans,please don't use words like "in north america,we do this and that"........Ain't nothing called north America up in here.Instead use words like "in canada we do this and that" Check this out...... Canada Jokes A French guest who was staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge. "Toilette pepper!" A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?" "Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave. "Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade." An American, a Scot and a Canuk were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened. "Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth." He continued, " So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here." "That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?" "Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his." What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common? The taste.