shyhem

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  1. ID AMIN I feel u bro,its dangerous out there with dem females spining the wheel. Honesita maybe u're right maybe not; but remember women, unlike men are scared of the police, and will definately behave when they see one thus saving 'em a ticket or two. SOP Maybe u have been playing too much PS2 games and haven't been outside lately.Will the owner of that Honda, please stand forward, and do a test drive. EX-DANE I neva said women don't work hard,its all only that when it comes to driving it doesn't make any difference.They still behave the same way,sudden lane change with no clear in advance warning.I sometimes i wonder if they really know what indicators are for. Princesssexy Definately u have apoint but my conclusion comes for thefact that 100% of all the accidents i had involves women and 100% of at the fault party are the ladies,u c where i'm coming from.I only comment on things that happen to me and i report them as it happens.
  2. Originally posted by Sulekha: do i just throw away everything we worked for?? :confused: I really need your advice I worked for,may i ask which part of the relationship u worked for, if u can't solve a simple problem like that.All i can say is that u'r azz is in trouble and u need bail money.
  3. i can't stand slow drivers but worse than that is how the ladz are driving nowadays.I don't know whats up the DMV,surely they haven't been teaching the opposite sex how to spin the wheel. I mean how long does it take for this pretty women to learn how to merge into traffic smoothly or yield at a stop sign or change lanes without leaving paint on others.I don't wish them harm, but certainly they've dissappointed me more than i had anticipated. O' pretty women tell me, what is't that is distracting u from the task ahead(driving) or is it a case of few, and far in btw lessons behind the wheel. I heard many times women,atleast most of 'em are bad drivers,but i neva bought that.However after two encounters with two different female drivers i'm coming to believe mojarity of women on the road are hazard both 2'emselves and to others on the road. I guess its time dem females just sat on the shortgun, and used the rearview mirror for make up purposes. PS-in no way was this thread ahasty generalization,what u c on this thread is what i personally observed in real life situations,but again i'm willing to give credit to where its due,hail to the 10% female drivers,they're indeed good drivers. As for the other 90% of dem females; well what can i say, u're driving skills needs alot to be desired.
  4. Those problems have nothing to do with the west.how one Egyptian treats another has nothing to do with white pple or the west in general. The so called arabs or africans lack confidence in themselves or may say they have low self esteem and part of it comes from the fact that,unlike the west they have not invented anything useful for the last two centuries epecially in the electronic field and to some extent military technology(air superiority) There are also many other factors that contribute to the above problem eg corruption,inexperience epecially how the world actually works or how gov'ts are run in the west or in developed nations,illiteracy,ignorance and lack of good communication skill in the country in general.Both the gov'ts and citizens of this countries lack the skills necessariry to portray agood image of themselves to the rest of the world or to they fellow country men.
  5. If she is perfect how come she hasn't learnt how to perfect her game.U can't make the same mistakes and expect pple to treat u like a queen. Drastic change in behaviour is needed here, and a little bit of make up here and there.
  6. The answer is simple,it has nothing to do with the guy.Her sister killed her mother and it was payback time.
  7. My advice for him is when u get sharci,u don't run around the city appearing on 10 O'clock news challenging the INS,dude take u'r sharci and shut u'r mouth for u'r own sake,unless u'r family has assets in somalia. Anyway i wish him the best.
  8. Hassan Dating somali women is the most frustrating thing u will ever do but again u seem to lack confidence,an important ingredient in conquering a somali woman's heart. Express u'rself,u have everything to gain and nothing to lose.Don't be scared of rejection since it won't be the first and certainly the last that will be handed to u by somali women. Remember if it(rejection) ain't written on u'r face,it neva happened,and with that i say go for the gold.
  9. shyhem

    Helpppppppppp

    Rule no 1.........u need Prescription drugs, start with Prozac, and if it doesn't work for u, i suggest u graduate to Paxil Cr (control release) Rule no 2- Prayers,i mean u need plenty of prayers,the sort that makes u scared of u'r past. Going for Tabliq is abonus point. Rule no 3- if the above two are not working for you, i guess its time u moved back to somalia and u spent a few days under a big acacia tree until u really miss stuff like salad dressing, cheeseburger and ATM's or u forget words like drive through and paycheck.
  10. R U krazy enough to Xpect a decent a husband or wife in this place,give me a break. There are only two types of pple here 1- the freaks........and 2 Those who have no idea what the freaks are doing in public. Either way they are both bad candidates for the old good somali marriage.
  11. Don't expect congratulations from my me,and for the record i have nothing against amina and the guy but i'm not buying this April fools day crap
  12. pple who go to mosque and at the same time are half naked at some annoying somali weddings.Damn they really annoy me.Stick to what u know,not what u found in the west.
  13. Shyetan I will make her pregnant for i only trust my future kids with those whom i love only. For the ladies if u ain't pregnant with my kid just know that i like u,but u're not a potential wife.
  14. Originally posted by Princess_Sexy: quote:N speaking virginity.....maybe being one ain't such bad idea considering 30 million are infected with HIV virus.Millions of others are working with other kinds of STDs..... I Know!!!Thats why I'm a proud member of the VA group(Virgins Anonymous), LOL, Believe it or not! mMMMMMMMMH Y am i coming across more virgins in this website than in real life?something is fishy around here.
  15. Scorpion sista I do agree with you on how we treat our fellow disabled brother and sisters,however most of us have no deliberate ittention to harm them.Remember the west can avoid to take of the handicapped ones but back in Africa life is all about struggle. We love our handicapped brothers and sisters,but in a world where pple with all their six senses have to struggle for basic needs,certainly its hard for us to give the speciall needs that the handicapped community deserves.
  16. Rpg are deadly weapons however its suicidal to point at objects at higher angles like a ahelicopter.Blackhawk was brought down in somalia coz somalis were smart enough to modify the RPG by putting a metal deflector on the rear end. The Iraq are not using Rpg to destroy the american tanks-the abrams,but they do have a weapon of precise destruction.The KORNET-E is a soviet made tank buster that is highly effective against modern tanks with double heavy shield.It can be used both at night and day.Furthermore K-E has alaser guided beam thats logs on the enemy tank and detroys everything including the crew,but i'm not sure how many of this iraq has.
  17. iNSTINCT POET What's this somalia thing u're talking about,dude the world is coming to an end. Saddam has already won the media war and world opinion and so far he has prepered for his death as a man defending his country and for the first time the rest of the world believe saddam more than Bush. Urban warfare ain't an easy thing and i predict blood in baghdad.
  18. Originally posted by murefu: HEY NORTHERNER..I DONT MEAN THAT.I MEAN.WE DONT CARE THE IMPORTANCE OF TIME..ACCORDING TO THE IMPORTANCE OF TIME.WE ARE SO SELFISH..BRO..IF WE DID KNOW THE IMPORTANCE..EVERY ONE SHOULD NOT ABUSE SOMLAIN YOUNG GENERATIN AROUND THE WOLRD ..BADANA KUWA KU NOOL USA,AND YURUB:) I AM NOT FIRST PERSON SAY THAT..I PUT IT ON PUBLIC PLACE..AND I DID NOT SAY ALL OF THEM..BUT MOST OF THEM? Damn brother,after reading this i'm coming to believe what u wrote above is direct translation from af-somali.Nothing is wrong with that but the meaning is somehow complicated.
  19. R u sure u ain't chewing vive in seven street, Eastleigh. By the way how do u know time is money while they neva pay u in hours in Africa.In Africa "Time is money" is only in theory form not a practical thing that one can easily identify with.
  20. shyhem

    School

    Got ma high school diploma but neva learnt sh-t in school-2pac I go to school not because i have to, but be'coz i can,otherwise i don't have the patience for all the stuff they discuss in class.
  21. U guys forget the most important factor of this issue.Most somali women would rather be single than marry a guy younger than her.I don't know what it's but most of 'em believe a man younger than her is a trouble in the making. Anyway i nowadays find middle aged somali women kinda sexy,i don't know y, maybe i fantasize about experienced woman or maybe it's just lust.whatever its some of'emare appealing to the feelings of the eyes LOOOOOOOOOool shhhhhhhhhhs don't tell this 2 my mama
  22. Jawahiir Maybe i'm obssesed with money,but again life without money is harder than previously thought.
  23. I have just waged war on poverty, and until i win this war i believe my life is far away from been complete.Remember a hungry man is an angry man.
  24. Poor boy,atleast he should have used a gun,a knife what the f***k is that supposed to mean,when cops are armed with M16 and all that sub machine guns.
  25. Kool Kat and Layzie Girl Dear the two of u,pretty women...for the sake of love can we please have a ceasefire.I know both of u have enough reasons to feel pissed off by the other,however there is no justification for this passive aggression go on. I'm not an expert in conflict management,but i'm optimist that pretty women with big brown eyes like the two of u, are humble enough to forgive each other.Its my sincere hope and believe that the two of u will sit around the table,and solve u'r differences without losing so much of u'rself. Remember the strategy I win-u lose won't do any good to both of ya.And with that may i suggest we approach this problem with the strategy of win-win stiuation in which everybody wins and goes home happy and feels proud that atleast she did something to solve the problem. With that i say lets stop the face scratching and both of u should head straight to victoria Secretes for some shopping,atleast u can help each other in choosing what brand of G-string fits the other well,right?