Not until i find them or should i say find her.

All i can say is that be careful u don't know whether u have an allergy to the latex.Not everything is meant for everybody.

Its always aunts who are spoiling the love.If u love the guy go for it,but make sure u'r parents support u'r decision.

LOOOOOOOOOOOool i really wanted to bury the survivors on west germany. i guess i lost half my memory when they told me life in the west is about xamali and minimum wage.

weather in minnesota. Saturday 90 degrees,sunday winds gusting at 45 miles per hour, monday 54degrees cloudy,dusty, wednesday 40 degrees windy,cloudy and rainy, thursday 30 degrees windy,chilly,rainy ,snowy, friday snowy,thunderstorm chilly and bright sunny Did i say i missed africa and what the f**k is daylight saving,what is there to be saved,i'm yet to get this concept.

Jidaawy meeeeeeeeeen don't make a brother drown,u know the closest a brother been to lakes is sitting on the bank and watch dem crazy white dive like mathaf^^^^s.If the depth of the lake is knee high,surely Shyhem will be there,anything deeper than that u can count a brother out.

Lol@SCORPION SISTA Here i'm and so far i don't like what i see.I think fine sista should be sued for emotional damage by the first guy and the second guy should just avoid her by any means. I'm not sure where the hell this world is heading to but i'ved noticed life was good when we had only gold diggaz,nowadays we have proud platinium diggaz. Finesista Something is missing here,u can't take a man's money for six months without paying the price epecially when u say he wanted to buy u a car unless u're talking about a toy car bought @ToysRUS.U may not love him,but atleast there was some favours u were giving him to keep the constant flow of whatever mr nice was showering u with.

Somalis are either good at what they doing or bad at what they are doing.So far this somali has beaten the odd and he is indeed good at what he's doing even though i have reservation about white women sitting next to every successful black man.

Happy birthday to Ameenah and Ilhaam. Yesterady was our birthday.Incase u're wondering who "our" refers to well me and my brother have the same birthday and ofcourse we ain't twins.But again yesterday was my worst day and i'm glad it just history forget about me celebrating it.

That brother is aparanoid one.I'm not sure what he was using but whatever it was,trust me it will gain instant value in the streets coz that stuff makes u high and distort the reality in such way an Abram tank on u'r face looks like its still on the Kuwaiti boarder. But i must say the brother was funny with his unrealistic answers like " we have them sorrounded in their tanks" LLOOOOOOLL I'M STILL LAUGHING HARD AT THAT By the way what happend to him after the fall of baghdad,i'm abit rusty on the war,haven't seen tv for almost a week.

Originally posted by finestsista2005: WILL YOU MARRY THE PERSON YOU WITH NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS :cool: U said no matter what happens,does that include death coz there's no way i'm gonna marry a dead woman. As for this love shi-t,well let say i don't believe in that.All i want is a woman sitting next to me and providing me with what a women is supposed to give to a man and i inturn will give her what she needs from a man.We don't have to love each other to be partners in progress.

finesista I can't believe it took you this long to realise the impact of badboys on u'r azz.Women by nature are interested in any thing that's forbidden to them by the society.Badboys definately are not the sort of men u'r mom will say "my daughter i want u to meet u'r future husband,he is a cool badboy".And hence the reason why u're always curios about badboys and whta they 'are upto.Anything that u'r mom doesn't approve is a cool thing with u. Furthmore,when u tell a nice guy jump,he will say how higher.Try asking a badboy that and the next thing u know u're azz jumping over the fence with him.Women like trying new things and badboys are unpredictable, and according to the lady hormones anything unpredictable keeps the boredom away atleast for a short time of period.

Rahima With God everything is possible Proudsista I neva said a good wife should settle for a bad husband. Magnoona That's true hope is the key word here.But certainly i'm optimistic about this one.

The french are only good at one thing,just pissing off Americans for fun.

This thread is for original or close to original somali jokes. We start with the four somali cab drivers.Once upon a time there were four somali cab drivers.A Very hard working men and after a few years in business they decided to contribute money and buy a cab together. After a while they bought the cab for $20,000.And the next day they started the business,but they could not agree on who will drive and how much he will get. Finally they decided they should hire a driver and they told him, he will start on friday. Friday came and the driver was ready to take the cab for spin.However the four owners couldn't trust the driver and they decided that someone should follow the driver and make sure he doesn't hide anything from them including his careless driving habits. After afew minutes they discovered that the four of them belong to different clans and the driver and one of the owner who was to follow him belong to the same clan.Each one quietly said to himself mmmmmmmmmhh that qabil can't be trusted and if i trust them with my little share of the business i'll eventually end up like the central bank of Somalia. Now they decided that the only way to be transparent and make profit is for everybody to be present when money is actually been made in the cab.That day they just went to sleep and decided to start the operation the next day. The next day the four owner came together each carrying his lunch box.The four of them got into the cab and the driver hit the gas.They went round and round around the city. Remember its saturday and that's when most of the cab business are busy making money, but this guys couldn't get even a single passenger after five hours of business. One of them suggested that he knows an area in downtown that has an ever ready cab passengers and booooooom they went there. Hours gone and still nobody is interested in their cab.That day they went home empty handed and they payed the driver from their pocket. ON sunday same shi-t again,monday too, tuesday,wednesday,thursday all the way to the next weekend.No change at all,no income at all. Finally they decided to sell the cab and break up the business since each thought he was better off when he was alone as taxi driver.That's why even today u'll neva see two somali taxi drivers in the same cab. Now did u get the joke,the irony is that there is already four of them in the cab and plus the driver they hired.That makes five pple inside the cab and in America u can neva have more than five pple in the same cab,furthermore who is crazy enough to stop a taxi full of five black men. Next time u start business trust u'r somali driver and everything will be fine.

Ilhaam What is streetcar,i thought all cars were roadworthy,or do u guys have streets so dangerous that one should drive a Hummer H2 to intimidite both the potholes on the tarmac and the folks on the street too.

Brown sugah Whats with big city/small village theory. Obviously it ain't holding any water.Remember u're the one driving the car and not the city.The city is just there for u to enjoy it.Next time they invite u to UN meeting in NYC,please wear u'r safety belt and don't assume u will be a good driver since u're a woman driving her pink car in the big apple. As for racing with ladies,sorry to dissappoint u sister.The only race i do with the ladies,doesn't happen on the road nor does it happen in public ........... Scorpion sista That's so true.I have done it many times and will properly do it the near future.U c we men like our freedom and as search the idea of depending on others(asking direction is dependency remember) is absolutely ridiculas. We are supposed to led and asking direction is basically opposite of what we are trying to achieve,epecially if its a lady trying to bug us with all weird kind of direction. I rather be late for my destination than ask a direction, and if u're my passenger i say sit in the car and don't say none and touch none.

Lets clarify things here.Are u talking about husband /wife pregnancy or boyfriend /girlfriend pregnancy.The latter is bullshi-t and should not be entertained at any cost. As for wife /husband,,,,,,,,,,,,trust me there's nothing better than a women having a halal child for a somali man.I personally will stay with that lady 99% of the time regardless of what happens in the relationship.This is no longer about love and se-x, this is about my blood,the closest thing to my genetical make up.Children make me happy and anything that makes me happy surely will be good for me and my wife.

I vote for someone who neva dated before.When it comes to marriage; i like my goods to be brand new, and not even french kiss is acceptable,no previous owner and no milleage at all. I can't stand anyone telling me or bragging about in the hood that he had kissed my wife in the elevator when she was 17yrs old.

"men are lazy" which men are u talking about? Definately not the ones i know and by the way who give u the authorisation to call others lazy,what criteria was used to come to that conclusion?

Maybe u should ask why did the girl become pregnant in the first place.U should check her family, most likey she ain't the first one to do so.A girl is always her mother, and mothers know whats good for her daughter especialy when she comes home with unauthorised belly enlargement.

SOP I know what u talking about.The problem with the ladies is that once u mention one of them,they suddenly abandon the logic, and jump into their infamous emotion motivated gear. SCORPION SISTA Its somehow true that when coupls get older,the men tend to let the women drive.The answer to this is simple,We the men once we get old, the only thing we really want to be in charge of is the Viagra manual. Everything else can be done by the lady.We have already been driving her around the city since she was innocent down under,and ofcourse we have carefully saved her many accidents she would have caused if we had let her drive the car.Dont u c how good we're? BRUCO 1ST LADY Next time i will try to read the sign in btw the the ladies erratic freeway behaviour,but again read my lips the only time i pull over is when the state troops calls for back up. Pimpstress No i haven't lost my mind and i don't think u think i do.FYI the only statistics i care about is the one i learnt in primary school, and even than i couldn't gurantee my mum i will apply it in real life.Belive me i don't even believe in the polls thing,let alone a table full of columns and numbers. As for women insurance been cheaper than that of men,well we have alot factors including the fact that most of the time a women's car is driven by men especially her boyfriend,brother, husband or maybe a cousin or two.U c, u don't have to drive u'r car for u'r insurance to be cheaper,infact the less milleage u put the less premium u pay. I 'm glad that u have been driven for two yrs and so far u ain't got no ticket.However that doesn't mean u're a good driver.Furthermore driving is aprivellige and not a right.And as such u might not have enough milleage to increase the probability of u having a ticket or an accident.

Pimpstress said the facts,lady is cross breed and was raised by single mother in NY. The only part she has common with the somalis is that she was raised in one apartment room and neva had her own room as late as when she was 16.Poverty was her best friend until she made to the top. Finally i must say, she is indeed beautiful.

The war is not about WMD,the war is about regime change,and so far the US is using all means necessary to achieve that. By the way which world are U talking about that would punish US.Dude the US is the world, and the world is US.America can *******, and nobody can do anything about that unless a miracle happens. [ April 05, 2003, 12:53 AM: Message edited by: Admin ]

RAMPAGE Timz are my favourite shoes and i'm currently wearing one as i type this shi-t.check them out on the net.I like them coz they're comfortable, both on the winter and summer........... not to mention as urban as anything u can get on the market.However i'm not a big fan of dem labels, especially if the price is not right. What the lady said is somehow true but the only part i can follow is the versace product,thanks to God i'm too poor to go near anywhere a gayman's product.