Cute lil girl Not everything is for free,u have to earn my respect to know my age,i can't just trust u like that with something so important in my life like my age.

No it ain't u'r eyes and definately we don't really care what nuunna did or didn't do with his life or his absence.Next time please, can u do us afavour,any inquires u have about someone or something u should do it in "private" as in Pmessage the dude u looki' 4.

NO i didn't cry,atleast they have oil and in the next five yrs they be rich like the Kuwaitis,can't say that about Somalia.Ten yrs and i still don't see any muslim crying for us.i say each to his own.

Originally posted by Mizz Ish: SaLLaM CaLLyKuM "Dear," said the wife. "What would you do if I died?" "Why, dear, I would be extremely upset," said the husband. "Why do you ask such a question?" "Would you remarry?" persevered the wife. "No, of couse not, dear" said the husband. "Don't you like being married?" said the wife. "Of course I do, dear" he said. "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" "Alright," said the husband, "I'd remarry." "You would?" said the wife, looking vaguely hurt. "Yes" said the husband. "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" said the wife after a long pause. "Well yes, I suppose I would." replied the husband. "I see," said the wife indignantly. "And would you let her wear my old clothes?" "I suppose, if she wanted to" said the husband. "Really," said the wife icily. "And would you take down the pictures of me and replace them with pictures of her?" "Yes. I think that would be the correct thing to do." "Is that so?" said the wife, leaping to her feet. "And I suppose you'd let her play with my golf clubs, too." "Of course not, dear," said the husband. "She's left-handed." Fi AmaaN ALLAH O u T LOOOL THATS SO TRUE,WOMEN ARE NEVA SATISFIED,EVEN DEATH WON'T STOP THEM FROM DEMANDING FOR TOTAL ATTENTION

I'm already in trouble for talking about good somali housewife in that thread and i think it will serve me well if i keep my decisions to myself.Awhole lot of character assasination is going around here especailly if u ain't careful.

Men you're spoilling the game,let nature take its cause and whoever fails victim is upto her or him Seriously though i "thought" it will be afew yrs before that technology will be availlable at the local hilib halal,but again assumption is not the best thing i do.

Murefu I thought Murefu in swahili meant "tall" what does the qurbaawi u're talking about mean?Doesn't sound somali to me or does it?

Shyhem vs most of the ladies......damn i'm been hit from all corners with cluster points that are causing minor but nevertheless crucial delay in my supply line of points.I didn't know i will come across this much resistancy. Maybe i got bad advice from the crew on the ground.Trust me i will be back armed with "precise smart logic points" and "family value guided points" I will take a break to regroup and start it fresh.In the meantime the ladies can take a break and have a cup of tea or coffee,its all on me,for u will pay me back when i'm on the verge of reconstructing u'r way of thinking in the near future.

The closest i ahve been to motorbikes is watch dem crazy harley davidson 100 degrees leather on my azz folks parade their bikes on the streets.Lets just say ain't ready to break my knee cap. Good luck to the fellow trying to learn.

LOOOoL Since most of the sisters are concentrating more on the "girls should not be educated part" i think i should make myself clear.First and foremost i didn't not say somali women should not be educated and certainly i didn't say education is bad for the sisters and if i did well lets say i wasn't aware about that and as of now i hereby say i don't intend to give the image that the sisters should quit school at all. Having said so,let me come back to the theme of my message.It somehow seems i lost it somewhere in btw and in the meantime the sisters have been busy hitting me with shoes and rocks just to make sure no man tells the truth to a pretty woman.According to the theories i'm coming across here it seems a man is only supposed to adore,cherish and love a pretty woman and anything other than that is preposterous bullshi-t as mentioned by Grey m&m .I say once again give abreak I can't sit around and just watch my somali sisters shoot 'emselves in the azz. Here is the theme of my story in case u're too depressed or stressed and angered by my statements...... This is nothing but the truth;u'r father won't tell u,u'r brother won't even mention and u'r cousin won't bother to ask u, and any other somali man definately won't dare to annoy u.And for that reason i decided to put my reputation on the line.I can be just like any other somali man and just seduce u today, and tell u how beautiful you're today,but i decided not to do that.However i have decided to take the road less travelled,that in which u try to help those for obvious reason do not and wont need u'r help at the present, but will definately need answers to their questions in the near future.To all the sisters here lets go to the universities and colleges but as u do u'r lab work make sure u remember the laws of nature,that women are more liked for their looks than brains and as with everything with time limit,a woman's value depends on how far she is from the biological clock. Ameenah Indeed i have nothing new to tell u,and i agree with almost with everything u said except the part that u don't see.For the guys who know or used to know u,there's a huge difference btw Ameenah the 18yrs old and Ameenah in the next five coming years.And in most cases they prefer the 18yrs old ameenah compared to the more mature highly educated Ameenah.....i have no answers why it so but i can definately agree with 2pac when he says" thats the way its,somethings will neva change" Grey m&m Warning from you............loOOL I SWEAR AS I TALK TO U NOW I'M WANTED BY THE SHERIFF and the state for two charges of public misconduct and one charge of fith degree assault.I guess life can get worse than that and any warnings from u won't get bigger than that,can they Opinionated I must say i like women on top,however i still wonder how long can they last Baashi loooOl indeed i do agree with u,but don't u think sometimes we should be rough with the sisters just to let them get used to the annoying nature of life out there

"As the Timberwolves took a timeout late in the third, Garnett -- fearing a substitution -- turned and screamed at the bench, "Don't get me! Don't get me!" loool it can't get more frustrating than that,timberwolves have neva won a playoff series and they won't today.How many times must i tell u guys that lakers play b-BALL when it matters only,ask Sacremento kings, they will tell u La lakers is a 4th quarter team. who will stop us?I say none other than La herself,anytime lakers shoot 55% or higher i tell we are there to stay for long.

Jamaal-11 They won't listen today,but in the future when they are frustrated and the college degree won't get them a good man apart from the alcoholic,big time loser, player wannabee........they will cry in their room and say damn it i wish i listened when i was young and had no use for Botox injection As u can see most of the sisters here becoming adults as in the sense that they are mature enough to get pregnant today,but for some strange reasons they see themslves as that innocent seven years old.I mean if a somali girl is past 18 and not yet married than she is lucky if her own family don't ask her "what she is waiting for",ofcourse some sisters will hide the truth from the family by talking about education and career. I say give me a break who said u can't be a wife and doctor or a father and a husband at the same time......its time our mad love with community college come to an end.Going to college is all good, but that ain't the only thing u are supposed to do in life.Infact "the" most important think in life is to get married and have some kids of u'r own,ofcourse i'm not suggesting u should suddenly turn u'rself into children producing factory,but u should be aware of u'r ultimate goal in life......to take care of u'r family that's if u're lucky enough to have one to call "afamily". Some of us are so obssesed with education that we actually forget about basic thing like,the right to be loved by someone other than our immediate family members. For the sisters i know u have all the reasons to be single,but trust me,afew more miles on u'r body will eventually cost u the love u've been looking.Furthermore u can become all the doctors u want to be but in the end u will end up under a man, so u might as well accept it now than regret later. I'm not suggesting that men are better than women,i just want to put a great emphasize on how a woman's role is far more important than that of a man.A good housewife is basically equaivalent to the foundation and pillars of a house.Even the least cracked pillar will eventually led to the collapse of the house, and in that case one must do all means necessary to avoid a cracked or damaged pillar for it will collapse on itself if not on you. Its good for somali women to be educated but u shouldn't be educated at the cost of u'r social life.I have seen many smart sisters in college and yet they can't even add salt to the soup coz they forget the recipe manual at home.Imagine that lady been my wife,i will definately divorce her and divorce is the reason why in the first place i must look for a good somali housewife.I don't like fixing stuff and in this case a somali sister is no different.Better be good in the first place for i'm not a patient man and i'm not in the business of fixing others remember.

Education in America is all about money and some of us have no money,we're cheaper than Kmart stocks so u shouldn't be surprised if we ain't educated.

U see i rarely do all the things u mentioned above and thats the reasons im interested in an extremely good and decent lady so she can say "my dear husband wake up its time for fajr prayers" I'm not a good man, but a good women beside me won't hurt the relationship.

Move Somalia from east Africa to somewhere btw USA and Mexico,afterll life will be easier if we beat the Mexicans on jumping the fence to USA,imagine sharci that close to the boarder,u don't have to take a plane

Nasra Do u find controversy interesting or controversy finds u interesting,either way i think u have a long way to go......and please do me a favour, don't ask me which "way" i'm talkin' about.

Keynan What are you talking about?Me is thinking what was u thinking,asking a somali about China.

"I see dead people"......can't remember the movies name sixth sense or somthing like that "its my duty to please that booty"....Shaft

LoooOOOL i see some pple are already on the defense and may i add armed to the death.I will come back after the dust settles,its too risky to hang around here at this moment

Sweetgal Good God are u out of u'r mind,did u just say essay? damn i'm sick of school b'coz of unnecessary homework,especially essays.

Sweetgal Good God are u out of u'r mind,did u just say essay? damn i'm sick of school b'coz of unnecessary homework,especially essays.

I think Opala has my mentality,only that i'm dealing with somali women................ lADIES PLEASE READ THE ARTICLE BELOW and while u're at it please try to answer the question why u're still single and who is to blame Where are all the good housewives? Whatever happened to the traditional wife who knew her place in a man's life and who did not spend all her life trying to compete with him, wonders OYUNGA PALA One of my mates, Arigi is fond of saying, "Back in the days, when men were men and women were proud, life was quite something else." I can understand why he wants to marry a primary school teacher. Women are not just what they used to be anymore, at least, not out here in the city. They take no pride in their femininity and seem to have this relentless obsession with putting on the pants as well. Back then, women took pride in playing the role of wives. And they made men. If there was one guarantee that marriage offered back then, it was that the man would mature. The number of jokers, who stabilised and got their act together after marriage, came by the truckload. But then, that was then. Today's man is simply in no hurry to get married because there is really nothing to look forward to. In fact, these days, the only guarantee that marriage offers is stress. Kenyan women, at least the urban variety missed the boat by a river. They want to put on the pants in a relationship and boy! Do they raise hell, if it doesn't happen? It's no wonder then that, East African men, rarely, and I mean rarely ever marry Kenyan. But on the other hand, the number of local men, who marry across the regional border, are a beer a dozen. Men, like Jack, typical city bred boys, would have picked a bride from the dozen lip glossed, delicate finger nail females at his beck and call, but he opted to get a woman straight out of the village. He wants a simple woman who will raise his children and take care of the family without making a big deal out of it and demanding an award to boot. As Jack states, "I wouldn't touch the Aliyahs with a six-foot pole, because they haven't the faintest clue about what being a wife is all about". Call the likes of Jack chauvinist pigs but I can readily attest to the fact that a good wife is even harder to find than that perfect husband most women seem to talk about but rarely find. There is an email doing the rounds. It's taken from a 1950's American High school Home Economics textbook and is entitled, "How to be a Good wife". It reads something like this: 'Don't greet your husbands with problems or complaints. Don't complain, if he is late for dinner. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice'. Is that too much to ask? It then goes on to state: 'Listen to him. You may have dozen of things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first. Make the evening his. Never complain if does not take you out for dinner or other pleasant entertainment'. The article then goes on about, dinner, kids and just every other ounce of detail that was expected of a good housewife in the fifties. Clearly matters have changed since. These days all we ask for is some level of consistency in temperament and even that we don't get. This email is being circulated around as joke and I am thinking that 'this is some serious piece of writing here'. But like all great pieces written for the benefit of humanity, such as the Bible, it will be misinterpreted. I hear women already saying it is subservient to be a wife. Why can't the man do his equal share of the housework? That is just plain ignorant! Which is why in the next decade or so, the divorce rate in this country will rival Hollywood's. Women have to be women first, then all else later. It is women who stabilise a society. If you have flaky women, the values of the society where she lives will be equally flaky. Look at the West. They treat motherhood like it's a boot camp and we are picking up cues first out here. I don't see how washing dishes become derogatory. I don't see why motherhood and careers cannot flourish in the same pot. Our mothers did it, raised a whole bunch of us, straightened out our dads, still played the wife in the home and still earned their respect. We have to drop this Hollywood nonsense. If you want to get married, learn to be a wife first, because that is what marriage is about. If that's too much too ask, do not get married because you will just end up frustrated and start issuing lame accusations like, "All men are pigs". Maybe some jokers amongst us are not meeting responsibilities. The odd Neanderthal with one foot still stuck in the cave making the rest of us look bad. But as momma used to say, two wrongs do not make anything right. If there is a problem with your choice of man, deal with it, and do not pass the buck. I have had it with men bending over backwards, trying to fit into this new age man image. I think our women have totally forgotten what manhood is and cannot define it outside these projected images. What happened to common sense? Men will cook and do dishes, but if you think you are going to get home every evening to a hot meal prepared by your 'sensitive guy', you really ought to slow down on the soaps darling. You read all these cases about husbands having affairs with house helps, and we stare in shock, wondering how the man could stoop so low. It isn't rocket science. Any mistress will readily tell you, that it is the little things that make all the difference. Heated water, warm dinners, clean socks and ironed shirts are the super highway to a man's heart. That girl in the short skirt teasing us from every corner, looking smug in some commercial for soda, beer or skin lotion, may look perfect; a goddess; always young, always slender, is nothing but entertainment. Only the really dumb among our kind take that image of a woman seriously. And that's another reason, I am getting really worried. Because our women dearly love to imagine themselves looking as good as that girl on the billboard and they try almost anything to start the transformation. They are forsaking common sense for a model that never worked anywhere. When they said, "Behind every successful man, is a woman", it was actually a compliment. All great leaders of the world, from Julius Ceasar, Napoleon down to Madiba always had some woman behind the screen pulling the invisible strings. Kenyans are now speculating about who's who in the kitchen cabinet, the real power behind the scenes. I tell you, it's literally women in a kitchen. They do not talk as much but all major decisions run through them first. So where on this polluted, damned planet, did our women pick up the notion of equality in the household? Even the really liberal Dutch and Scandinavians haven't pulled that one off. Can mothers stop misleading their daughters. Men want wives, not divas. Which is why I suggest, rather seriously I must add, that if you are a woman intending to find the happy marriage so eloquently described in the hundreds of dodgy references you have been through, it might help if you learnt how to be a good housewife. Romantic love and marriage are not synonymous. Disregard my wise counsel and you will remember this article so vividly the day you walk in to find the house help riding your man. No need to reinvent the wheel. Time has proven that traditional family roles had their place. If it works, do not try and fix it. But am like, the prophet who gets run out of town. My pro bono advice will be disregarded and after the futile search for the elusive man, women will turn to women. Perhaps, only a woman will understand a woman. The same issues that originally fuelled the desire to be different, issues of marriage and all of its heterosexual patriarchal implications will be back on the agenda. Even gay couples have defined gender roles. Let's face it. Passionate love and marriage are historically strange bedfellows. Don't try and mix the two ingredients. The soup will be bitter. Therefore, my dear sister, I would suggest that next time, you come across the article, " How to be a Good Housewife", read it carefully. You can make a few adaptations but generally, it offers more guarantees than a hundred Cosmo love quacks would give in this lifetime. Pala.o@jay.net Oyunga Pala Eat right, keep fit, but die anyway

Nasra Originally posted by Nazra: I am simply suggesting, Three nights a week. I don't care about how many kids u want to have,but that part about three times a week is too little.Obviously u don't know anything about men and sex,so i just u ask u'r girlfriends, i mean the married ones.What ever they tell u just add seveen to it. Three times a week is basically an endorsement for me two go for a second wife,can't deliver the services,then let another woman deliver it.

Do u guys know what it means to be a champion?Timberwolves what...............Kg and his crew have along way to go,i call 'em losers,neva won any post season series and how the hell they gonna do now.When it comes to mn they always have underdogs ,when the f88k they gonna have real team. I don't support losers and as such i say Kobe and Shag lets roll.KG and his crew have really talked trash after game two,and trust me kobe and Shag are like a wounded lions.Unless amiracle happens Timberwolves will come back to mn having lost both games in La.

Originally posted by opinionated: Shyhem, Uhmm, first of all, I like some punk bands, love alternative when I'm in da mood too. I think jaheim has extensions in his braids! Its sad that a pretty black girl like u is into punkrock stuff.If u listen to punk rock music when you're on the mood,what should we expect u to listen to when u ain't on the mood?Heavy metal and Metallica. By the way do u think Jaheim has extentions or u know he has extentions in his braids?Its always good to know what u're talking about. Anyway i must say u got one hell of a taste,weird is how i will describe it,but still none bad about u.