Originally posted by OG_Girl: Salaam again: You said u already know every thing about woman... Damn you are a typical farahos I bet you know any thing . Did u just say so,good God i can't actually believe this.You're in Kuwaiti,hello may i ask u when do girls in kuwaiti learnt shi-t about relationship,last time i checked u was practicing in the drill against the Scud missile.Furthermore i can dismantle u'r defense faster than a cruise missile on republican guard azz,watch out baby least u might wonder what hit u'r heart most where it matters. Honestly speaking i'm confident that i know more about u as a woman than u know about u'rself,but again u're just a girl and not yet ready to be called a woman.For that i will let u just grow for now, and talk to you when you become a real woman

U call us skinnies and than you have the audacity to claim that we say "i love you" on first date and as if that is not enough,u want an explaination from us for what u believe is an immature behaviour. Well lets say from today we will put you under a "love" sanctions so u don't have to worry about any man saying "i love u" in the first place. Honestly speaking when are you girls going to be sober,if we say we love u regardless of whether we mean it or not,u say its pure bulsh-it and if we just ignore u'r azz and pretend there is no pretty woman in the room,u start acting up and calling us all kinds of names and how men are arrogant jerks and selfish unromantic dogs.I wonder when the ladies will make up their minds? Too bad sister we already know everything we need to know about women psychology and we know that women love attention, however we ain't gonna give u that attention until we have a good chance of dismantling u'r defense. Ps- personally i don't even tell girls i like u let alone saying i love u and all that bulshi-t.I assume they are smart enough to know whats good for them, which is another way of saying i'm interested in you.

Lets just say we're no longer interested in Raage 0mar,dude had his 15 minutes of fame and that's it.It's time to return to normalcy.

I can't help but share this with u guys Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed. The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples." Category: International: Other, Body & Health, Misc: Other Rating: PG By: Douglas D. Badong

I hope u find this funny enough to make u'r day Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed that Heaven will only admit 33% of applicants today. The admissions standard: Who died the worst death? So, St. Peter takes each of the three men aside in turn and asks them about how they died. First man: "I'd been suspecting for a long time that my wife was cheating on me. I decided to come home early from work one afternoon and check to see if I could catch her in the act. When I got back to my apartment, I heard the water running. My wife was in the shower. I looked everywhere for the guy, but couldn't find anyone or any trace that he had been there. The last place I looked was out on the balcony. I found the ******* hanging from the edge, trying to get back in! So I started jumping up and down on his hands, and he yelled, but he didn't fall. So I ran inside and got a hammer, and crushed his fingers with it until he fell twenty-five floors screaming in agony. But the fall didn't kill the asshole. He landed in some bushes! So I dragged the refirgerator from the kitchen (it weighed about a ton), pulled it to the balcony, and hurled it over the edge. It landed right on the guy and killed him. But then I felt so horrible about what I had done, I went back into the bedroom and shot myself." St. Peter nodded slowly as the man recounted the story. Then, telling the first man to wait, he took the second aside. Second man: "I lived on the twenty-seventh floor of this apartment building. I had just purchased this book on morning exercises and was practicing them on my balcony, enjoying the sunshine, when I lost my balance and fell off the edge. Luckily, I only fell about two floors before grabbing another balcony and holding on for dear life. I was trying to pull myself up when this guy came running onto what must have been his balcony and started jumping up and down on my hands. I screamed in pain, but he seemed really irate. When he finally stopped, I tried to pull myself up again, but he came out with a hammer and smashed my fingers to a pulp! I fell, and I thought I was dead, but I landed in some bushes. I couldn't believe my second stroke of luck, but it didn't last. The last thing I saw was this enormous refrigerator falling from the building down on top of me and crushing me." St. Peter comforted the man, who seemed to have several broken bones. Then he told him to wait, and turned to the third man. Third man: "Picture this. You're hiding, naked, in a refrigerator..."

Originally posted by Khayr: Salaamz, In anycase, you don't engage in Oral Sex with your spouse but I can guarantee this, that Sexual relations will get pretty dull btwn you and your spouse pretty soon and that it will effect your MARRIAGE! loOOOL are you speaking from experience.I somehow agree with you, but i don't see myself going down under.Nowadays its just too dangerous to try new stuff,u neva know what else u will be told to do in the name of killing the boredom in our marraige.

Originally posted by Conspiracy: quote: Okai bro. who on earth is not searching for perfection and excuse me but you said "leds her to forget the touch and feel of the streets" why would anyone wann keep in touch with the streets? and please spare the ghetto is hard and real men and women come from ghetto ... last thing whats wrong about being picky?? damn you should be picky only desperate lonley ppl seattle for anything ... holla!!!!! ps; you should look forward to marry a educated sista just incase you die who will take care of your children .. isn't it better to have a wife with degree .. then she could work and support YOUR kids? if u have done literature studies, by now u should know i used the "streets" as a metaphor and not the way u take it literally.I guess u will understand if i use the common phrase "down to earth" Secondly i didn't say one shouldn't be picky, neither did i give the impression that one should not strive for perfection.However what i'm stressing is the fact that for every action u take there is equal and opposite reaction.U'r search for perfection shouldn't blind you from the reality.Whats there to picky, when odds are against you.As an educated sista You only have afew guys to pick from and even than there's no guarantee they will be interested in you or whatever u have to offer them. Did u say when i die?Well in that case its good to be married to an educated sista, however that is not the only option.There is plenty of things a man can do to prepare his family for the future incase he dies.

I'm not a pessimistic but certainly i'm not optmistic about a girl wearing tight gap jeans and DKNY t-shirt been decent or religious.ASk u'rself why am i wearing this jeans not a skirt or something a decent woman like mothers wears.Do u honestly believe that hip hugging Hilfigure jeans are appropriate for friday prayers. U will definately attract the attention of the boys and the players wannabees, but trust me that jean ain't the best way to attract a potential decent husband. I'm even surprised u still have no clue why that person asked u if u pray.Charity begins at home.

Originally posted by Khayr: Salaamz, I You know, one day some brothers asked a shiekh about Oral Sex and whether it is permitted in Islam, I really didn't want to hear the response to this for fear that it might be Negative. Alhamdulillah, the Shiekh replied that it was Halal and that you should wash your mouth after Oral Sex. Lol@khayr i guess there is many of us scared to hear the truth. I don't know what the religion says specificaly, but i think oral sex is a disgusting thing to do.Ever since my friend told me his female doctor instructed him to avoid oral sex coz he might end up with lung disease by going down for any woman,i have been trying my best to disregard it as a means to please my girl.I believe there's plenty of other things one can do to get an orgasm.This licking thing ain't clicking with me

I'm basically sick of pple talking about love this and love that on this damn place.I don't know what advice to give you,but i think if u read the holy quran u will get u'r answers.

U call u'rself a superman and yet u're sacred to approach a sista with a hijab,for heaven sake ship u'r female cousin to the scene,atleast she will save u the long waiting anxiety.Or else talk to the lady, she will either say yes or no or i will think about.Whatever its, it ain't like she is gonna put a tatoo screaming " i just rejected him" on u'r face. I did like the way u respect the sistas with hijab and i hope u'r game plan won't bring the animal in you

Originally posted by missy_1: hey all, i have been tryin 2 figure out why somali men find their educucated sistas 'threatning'? am not sayin they all like dat, but i have been told many times dat the more successful a gal gets the less likely she's 2 b approached by somali men who aint 'lazy gold diggas'. whatcha all think? Who said we run away from our educated sistas?We equally love our educated sistaz as much as we love the uneducated sistas.However it sad to say that most of so called "educated sistas" lack simplicity, a key factor that makes a somali woman complete. An educated sistas search for perfection and sophistication basically leds her to forget the touch and feel of the streets.I mean just take alook at the so called educated sista at u'r local community,epecially at organisations search us the somali community.You will most likely find an average looking a sista with a degree but no somali man in her life.Why is this,well the sista claims to be "picky" which brings us to other side of the equation what about the somali man,is he picky too? Contrary to popular believe the somali man is picky,infact he is pickier than the average white guy or black guy.The somali man wants an educated sista but thats not what he needs.As as far as somali men are concerned any decent somali woman will serve the purpose,education is just a bonus,not a requirement. Ofcourse there is the age factor,a somali woman with enough education is most likely to be in her late 20's and as u know by now most somali man have the mentality that when it comes toa woman's age,lower milleage is more economical than higher milleage.I mean it only makes sense if a man goes for a 20 yrs old instead of a 29 yrs old even though the later is the mature and educated one.Its more like using a coupons in a supermarket,u will feel embarrassed but hey u have that option. The educated somalimen have discovered the coupons long time ago.Remember back in the 60s and 70s we had educated brother but no sista to match his credentials and as search the brother had to settle with uneducated sista and the results wasn't bad at all.How many of u here have come from a family in which the father is educated but the mother is just a house wife with no post high school education. Next time before u talk about somali men runing away from the educated sista think of the options they have and the options u have.

THe matirx reloaded is going to break the record. Too much talk about this movie on every channel.

Originally posted by Tagane: Sa laam calykum: I was just wandering when would be the time that we get involved politics or professional sports. So the Q is when are we ever gone have some mark in this country. any one have any idea where we stand in this country…remember you are not different than the all the Asians, Mexicans and all the other none natives who are trying to be in everywhere. just wandering :rolleyes: , enjoy ur days Forget about politics,we just don't have enough campaign money and the necessary pple to achieve that. Yes we're different than the Mexicans and the Asians,they have a functioning country,while Somalia is almost becoming history in our own eyes. In simple langauge, we are either a cursed nation or we are plain dump and looking at the youth,our future in this country is just as messed up as the politics of Somalia.

Originally posted by xafsa: batuulo...swear to god my mom aint here...I just heard that one before ok heres one.... gaari baa wuxuu u socday tuulo...tuulada sokodeeda waxaa la dhigtay isbaaro...gaarigii isbaradii ma istaagin ee wuu kasii socday. Nimankii isbaarada dhigaty baa dabagalay..sidii leysku cayrsanaayay baa gaarigii gadoomay. Nimankii isbaarada dhigtay markeey gaarigii iridiisi foreen ninba kuma jiro..see ku dhacday? that was long so if y'all didn't understand let me know. peace and luv My first answer will be "unmanned vehicle",who knows US marines have been active over there. second What hell would u do in wrecked vehicle,obviously they dusted themslves off and left the scene of accident. THose are my answers for now

Indeed its a sad day for all of us and his family.May the mercy of Allah be upon him.

The ladies won't admit but i think they have really missed the days of cookng with firewood,how can they not,the only fun in the village was kneeling down on u'r knees and starting the fire by blowing as hard as you could.One hour later u're still struggling with the firewood let alone cooking the dinner for a family of seven and six uninvited guest. There is no doubt that the female have forgotten the art of cooking, however i'm cautiously optimistic they will master it after i teach them how to cook a meal for two pple in five minutes with no excess unhealthy oil and salt.And ofcourse without burning u'r fingers and rubbing some black dirt on u'r face.

Shaqsii I do agree with what u said.I i have no answer to the question but i can assume Money is what makes the difference,but again assumption is not the best thing i do.

Harmony I guess another appointments won't damage my reputation. Speaking of curriculum vitae or CV as we used called it back then,u remind me of my high school years,up in here they refer CV by another label...."resume".....I say If the americans are not weird pple,than they must be acousin of the devil,pretty much they live on their own terms. Nasra Did u say 'Huruud" as in the yellow thing ladies put on their face looOOL,in that case i'm out......brother doesn't like to be mistaken for a gay guy.Everything else u said is pretty much acceptable to me.

I don't have afavourite color but i do have my favourite colors and they all come in the American flag.White,blue and red White--because i own dozens of white t-shirts,white bed sheets and many other white stuff.I associate white with cleanliness and purity. Blue....have denim jeans in that color,almost all of them.i asscociate blue with relaxation,in blue we cool. Red....i love women in red.I associate red with love,passion and romance and those those things that make abrother dash to the next Victoria secrets

Instinct poet damn are u a bad omen meeeen,coz we lost when u was there lool Anyway it was a good game even though we lost.The mighty ducks have a super goal defender and i don't how we gonna beat him.

Lakkad damn u sure hate us like nobody's business,and remember what Biggiesmalls said "i don't want to wish death on nobody coz there is no coming back from that" U don't like the lakers doesn't mean u should denie Phil Jackson has a heart problem. There is no doubt lakers are in trouble this year but we are cautiously optimistic.

First of all let me say i know nothing about New jersey and Boston,in short all those second class NBA conference they call East.Last time i checked B-ball was played in the west and as far as i'm concerned NBA season ends in the western conference finals.It can't get better than lakers vs kings or dallas vs spurs. Having said that Lakers are my team,we have dominated the league like a no man's business and if we lose to San Antonio this time,its all good in the hood........nobody can denie we have won three in a row,can they?

harmnoy Last time i checked,yap...had an A in that dept but i forget when she scheduled me for another appointment.

Last time me and opala were here we were looking for a good housewife but sadly enough no somali sister wanted to be seen anywhere near the Title "good housewife" but this time around we're cautiously optimistic about making sense not that i'm interested in single mothers even though i wish 'em good luck. Go a head prettywomen read the article and after you're done just tell me when u want to Bobbit me so i can run for my dear life,i do rather let the knife hit me in the back and die instantly than be half man-half yet to be defined what he is lacking man. WHERE ARE THE SINGLE MUMS? OYUNGA PALA stirs the hornet's nest with his views on why this breed of women are the most marriageable around. It just hit me the other day. Finding a good man, if I were a woman would be quite a daunting task. Good in this instance could mean a zillion things, but let's keep it simple. When a woman says "I want a good man", all she is asking for is good manners, good looks, healthy finances, respect, infidelity-free, romantic, domesticated and tall. Which isn't too much too ask, considering lots of women do fit the bill of what most men think of as an ideal woman. Try and think like a woman for a change. Jump across to the other side, where the grass is supposedly less green and look again. I tried and trust me, it scared the living daylights out of me. I picked out five of my mates for a random sample study and asked myself the poignant question, "If I was a woman and I wanted a man to marry, who would be the fairest of them all?" All these blokes fell hopelessly short of the target qualifications. Steve has this annoying habit of constantly picking his teeth, even after a cup of tea. Odiero just doesn't fit the fidelity bill. Tony snores, Thomas has to lose the red socks, Moses doesn't make nearly enough to even support himself and Ndirangu is horizontally challenged. Yet, these boys - and I am not exaggerating will be among the more eligible bachelors in less than five years. Clearly women are in dire straits. I think they have to lower their standards because, the close to perfect guy is just about as elusive as the Kenyan shilling. Actually it is worse. It is as difficult as getting a legible road map to that spot they named Gee considering most women still haven't the faintest clue where it is. If you don't believe me, reach out for a calculator this very moment and do the maths with me. A good 40 per cent of men in the market are out of running already, either because they are too young (under 16) or too old (over 50). The next 30 per cent are either too promiscuous, drunks, incompetent, broke, overweight or are unable to mop the floor after using the shower. Which leaves us with 30 per cent. Of this slim majority, 10 per cent are taken, five per cent live outside a radius of 300 kilometres from you, and the other five per cent are either gay, have issues or are suffering from SACOPS (Severe Acute Commitment Phobia Syndrome). That leaves you with a paltry ten per cent. And if you thought it would be freefall from then on, quit dreaming. You are competing against some of the most complete women conceivable. The only way to remedy this serious imbalance is to reintroduce polygamy. Whatever happened to good old sharing? Which is why my heart goes out to the single mothers? Forget the single mothers by choice who use men as sperm banks for their own reproductive ends. I am talking about single mothers by default, who incidentally are a seriously untapped resource. Its amazing, that men are quick to dismiss women who have given birth for the presumably untouched. We need to drop that illusion because if you ask me, it is not nearly as hard to fall pregnant accidentally. It's a game of numbers. The more you do it, the more likely it is to happen and bit like Russian roulette, those wet diapers are just a click away. I hear guys claiming that women want to trap them into fatherhood. I think that is the dumbest thing I've heard since that guy called Baraza who tried to milk a jumbo. Seriously boys, babies are not dropped on doorsteps by DHL, they are made. You are walking around with a weapon of mass production. If can't use it properly, I suggest disarmament. If you are not ready for parenthood, abstain. That's the only foolproof method but that's like telling the boys to substitute the brown bottle for Ribena. Either that, or make sure you have a year's supply of condoms. Secondly, if you are in one of those VCT certified condom free arrangements please restrain from using the withdrawal method. Its error margin is too high. Don't even think of trying to figure out the moon cycles. I would suggest, just like I ask every woman to carry the pack of condoms, that the man purchase the morning after pills. Make sure you have a glass of water by the bedside table and do not flinch until you see her swallow. Hopefully we would have a lot less single mothers if everyone followed my advise. Too many brothers assume that the pregnancy is the woman's responsibility which would have made sense over a decade ago but certainly not in the Aids age. Why in gods name would you think of sleeping with a woman you have no intention of marrying without a condom? You see, that's being dumb. Then you blame the woman for falling pregnant claiming you were trapped. Seriously, are you brain dead! The only way to avoid stray babies is abstinence or use the rubbers because your life depends on it. Otherwise take responsibility. Back to the single mothers who deserve more credit. Making a conscious decision to carry a pregnancy to full term involves a lot of nerves, though some women do make childbirth look as casual as popping open a beer can. To be a single woman in a country where state welfare translates to "We will stop your running water and interrupt your power but kindly honour the bill" is no joke. Just as women need to lower standards in regard to ideal partners, guys ought to look these single mothers over again. They meet the criteria. What does man want in a woman? Sex, respect, responsibility, beauty, loyalty and economic viability and that's being extravagant. Single mums have it. Work through the list. Sex! Oh, you know, she is not restrained. Respect! After the ******* who dropped her even before she could say, "I think...", any man who can prove he is truly committed to her and would not be intimidated by another man's child is getting respect. If you are looking for responsibility, it's the single mum. She can cook, clean, keep house, rear a child and as long as you don't become her next child, you are hot property. Loyalty! Single mothers just do not trust men not after the crap they have been through. So the fact that she is giving you the time of day is loyalty right there. She is looking for a father figure in her child's life, one she can be loyal to and the kid can look up to, unlike the numerous 'uncles' trooping in and out of the kids life. And finally, they have their own money. You don't pull single motherhood off without sorting out your priorities. Maybe it isn't as much, but the fact that she has managed to get this far with an extra mouth to feed and a napkin budget and still look good is sheer ingenuity. Some of these potentials in the market look so wasted and unkempt I shudder to think what they would look like after childbirth. So there you go. A few good reasons why you should marry a single mum. Fathering a kid is no big deal, and nobody ever got a medal for it. It's in the rearing that boys are separated from men. We live in a country that in many ways suffers from lack of marriageable women, but if the only reason you are holding back is because someone was there before you, I think you need to update. Just as women have to lower their standards when they go male hunting, boys have to tap into the single mother market. The fact that she can take care of one, despite the bitterness, shows family experience. They say women change drastically after childbirth. If the single mum has changed and she is still tolerable, it's a better bet than sticking around and waiting for the cutie wrapped round your arm to go through her metamorphosis. One slight draw back about single mothers though is the mother-in-law factor. She is too large to be circumvented. This means she will be hovering around your lives like an evil spirit. They also have no patience for economically unproductive men. If you can live with that, "then go forth, ye knight in rusting armour, and find thee, the deflowered". pala.o@jay.net