Ladies and gentlemen met Faarax.Faraax is an intelliegent.stylish,upwardly mobile and from what he hears from others,handsome 28 yrs old somali guy. Faraax beleives that he neva lacked confidence or direction or an opinion,he often catches very attractive somali women checking him out,but when it comes to actually meeting them ,he says he is bordering on inept.Faarax can't help but ask why do beautiful somali women seem generally more aloof than other women? Anyway sitting here and reading this thread will not get u a beautiful,unless u consider u'r computer as more important than women,in that case disregard the above information for u have abnormal feelings.The rest of u hit the streets and see if u will bump into the hot lady u always dreamed of......... Faarax here is the SI unit of somali desperadones,none bad about anyone named faraax for we love that name. Well to answer faraax's question, one must know the psychology of beautiful somali women {loool forgive my arrogance here,i mean if dr phil can do it,i can do it provided i observed my specimen under normal condition} Most beautiful somali women are generaly more aloof coz they are constantly hit on and have built on their defenses.Think about it, if every hot looking type of xalimo looks friendly and approachable,grinning away and making eye contact,every faraax standing infront of star bucks with a pickup line is going to think he has a shot. So what should a typical somali guy do to get the attention of a beautiful somali girl? For the love of u'r mother don't start by telling this girls how hot they are.They hear that an awful lot,so it ain't original,plus it's a conversational cul de sac.What does she say after "thank You"?Its just plain awkward. Approach her in a friendly,neutral ,nonpredatory way. Be assertive but u should not act like a stalker. Another technique that Shyhem thinks wil work for any somali man is to ask alot of questions.U see pple love to talk about 'emselves.Once u have made it past the basic "where are u from" queries,put alittle effort into your questions.Something like whats the best job u had in high school?Did u ever steal anything,like a diraac from u'r mom for that special occassion?At first she will be shocked about the stealing thing but don't worry her sense of humour will pick it from there,thats if she actually has one we can count on,if she doesn't i say run run like Tom hanks. Finally this is crucial: pay rapt attention to her answers.Women know when u're not listening.Ask intelligent follow up questions.Its all bout being engaged.Let her talk.Don't interrupt to regale her with long stories of that trip u and u'r cousin took to Toronto or why u hate u'r job or supervisor or how u and u'r family made it out of somalia despite Rpg's flying all over u'r head, or even worse talk about the qabil thing or how u'r family is affilliated to the so many tiny regions in somalia that nowadays claim to have unreasonable number of universities{Shyhem is not going to buy that there is afully functioning university in small town somalia today :confused: ,just imagine what a beautiful girl will think of such an exergeration}........trust me ain't no woman is interested in all that crap. If any faraax out there does as i have said above,trust me soon u will be engrossed in a conversation.If u make it u'r mission to find out interesting tidbits about her rather than get her into bed soon enough u may find yourself,well, in bed with her ofcourse legally. Warning~~U should not use the above issue to commit any crime or sin,anyone who does so will be responsible for his/her actions. No animal was hurt in the above experiment even though we can't say so about any heart broken in the course of discovering the above facts.Credit goes to somaliaonline,dr s,the beautiful somali women in my hood and many others.I'm out yo

Ladies and gentlemen met Faarax.Faraax is an intelliegent.stylish,upwardly mobile and from what he hears from others,handsome 28 yrs old somali guy. Faraax beleives that he neva lacked confidence or direction or an opinion,he often catches very attractive somali women checking him out,but when it comes to actually meeting them ,he says he is bordering on inept.Faarax can't help but ask why do beautiful somali women seem generally more aloof than other women? Anyway sitting here and reading this thread will not get u a beautiful,unless u consider u'r computer as more important than women,in that case disregard the above information for u have abnormal feelings.The rest of u hit the streets and see if u will bump into the hot lady u always dreamed of......... Faarax here is the SI unit of somali desperadones,none bad about anyone named faraax for we love that name. Well to answer faraax's question, one must know the psychology of beautiful somali women {loool forgive my arrogance here,i mean if dr phil can do it,i can do it provided i observed my specimen under normal condition} Most beautiful somali women are generaly more aloof coz they are constantly hit on and have built on their defenses.Think about it, if every hot looking type of xalimo looks friendly and approachable,grinning away and making eye contact,every faraax standing infront of star bucks with a pickup line is going to think he has a shot. So what should a typical somali guy do to get the attention of a beautiful somali girl? For the love of u'r mother don't start by telling this girls how hot they are.They hear that an awful lot,so it ain't original,plus it's a conversational cul de sac.What does she say after "thank You"?Its just plain awkward. Approach her in a friendly,neutral ,nonpredatory way. Be assertive but u should not act like a stalker. Another technique that Shyhem thinks wil work for any somali man is to ask alot of questions.U see pple love to talk about 'emselves.Once u have made it past the basic "where are u from" queries,put alittle effort into your questions.Something like whats the best job u had in high school?Did u ever steal anything,like a diraac from u'r mom for that special occassion?At first she will be shocked about the stealing thing but don't worry her sense of humour will pick it from there,thats if she actually has one we can count on,if she doesn't i say run run like Tom hanks. Finally this is crucial: pay rapt attention to her answers.Women know when u're not listening.Ask intelligent follow up questions.Its all bout being engaged.Let her talk.Don't interrupt to regale her with long stories of that trip u and u'r cousin took to Toronto or why u hate u'r job or supervisor or how u and u'r family made it out of somalia despite Rpg's flying all over u'r head, or even worse talk about the qabil thing or how u'r family is affilliated to the so many tiny regions in somalia that nowadays claim to have unreasonable number of universities{Shyhem is not going to buy that there is afully functioning university in small town somalia today :confused: ,just imagine what a beautiful girl will think of such an exergeration}........trust me ain't no woman is interested in all that crap. If any faraax out there does as i have said above,trust me soon u will be engrossed in a conversation.If u make it u'r mission to find out interesting tidbits about her rather than get her into bed soon enough u may find yourself,well, in bed with her ofcourse legally. Warning~~U should not use the above issue to commit any crime or sin,anyone who does so will be responsible for his/her actions. No animal was hurt in the above experiment even though we can't say so about any heart broken in the course of discovering the above facts.Credit goes to somaliaonline,dr s,the beautiful somali women in my hood and many others.I'm out yo

Ladies and gentlemen met Faarax.Faraax is an intelliegent.stylish,upwardly mobile and from what he hears from others,handsome 28 yrs old somali guy. Faraax beleives that he neva lacked confidence or direction or an opinion,he often catches very attractive somali women checking him out,but when it comes to actually meeting them ,he says he is bordering on inept.Faarax can't help but ask why do beautiful somali women seem generally more aloof than other women? Anyway sitting here and reading this thread will not get u a beautiful,unless u consider u'r computer as more important than women,in that case disregard the above information for u have abnormal feelings.The rest of u hit the streets and see if u will bump into the hot lady u always dreamed of......... Faarax here is the SI unit of somali desperadones,none bad about anyone named faraax for we love that name. Well to answer faraax's question, one must know the psychology of beautiful somali women {loool forgive my arrogance here,i mean if dr phil can do it,i can do it provided i observed my specimen under normal condition} Most beautiful somali women are generaly more aloof coz they are constantly hit on and have built on their defenses.Think about it, if every hot looking type of xalimo looks friendly and approachable,grinning away and making eye contact,every faraax standing infront of star bucks with a pickup line is going to think he has a shot. So what should a typical somali guy do to get the attention of a beautiful somali girl? For the love of u'r mother don't start by telling this girls how hot they are.They hear that an awful lot,so it ain't original,plus it's a conversational cul de sac.What does she say after "thank You"?Its just plain awkward. Approach her in a friendly,neutral ,nonpredatory way. Be assertive but u should not act like a stalker. Another technique that Shyhem thinks wil work for any somali man is to ask alot of questions.U see pple love to talk about 'emselves.Once u have made it past the basic "where are u from" queries,put alittle effort into your questions.Something like whats the best job u had in high school?Did u ever steal anything,like a diraac from u'r mom for that special occassion?At first she will be shocked about the stealing thing but don't worry her sense of humour will pick it from there,thats if she actually has one we can count on,if she doesn't i say run run like Tom hanks. Finally this is crucial: pay rapt attention to her answers.Women know when u're not listening.Ask intelligent follow up questions.Its all bout being engaged.Let her talk.Don't interrupt to regale her with long stories of that trip u and u'r cousin took to Toronto or why u hate u'r job or supervisor or how u and u'r family made it out of somalia despite Rpg's flying all over u'r head, or even worse talk about the qabil thing or how u'r family is affilliated to the so many tiny regions in somalia that nowadays claim to have unreasonable number of universities{Shyhem is not going to buy that there is afully functioning university in small town somalia today :confused: ,just imagine what a beautiful girl will think of such an exergeration}........trust me ain't no woman is interested in all that crap. If any faraax out there does as i have said above,trust me soon u will be engrossed in a conversation.If u make it u'r mission to find out interesting tidbits about her rather than get her into bed soon enough u may find yourself,well, in bed with her ofcourse legally. Warning~~U should not use the above issue to commit any crime or sin,anyone who does so will be responsible for his/her actions. No animal was hurt in the above experiment even though we can't say so about any heart broken in the course of discovering the above facts.Credit goes to somaliaonline,dr s,the beautiful somali women in my hood and many others.I'm out yo

Ladies and gentlemen met Faarax.Faraax is an intelliegent.stylish,upwardly mobile and from what he hears from others,handsome 28 yrs old somali guy. Faraax beleives that he neva lacked confidence or direction or an opinion,he often catches very attractive somali women checking him out,but when it comes to actually meeting them ,he says he is bordering on inept.Faarax can't help but ask why do beautiful somali women seem generally more aloof than other women? Anyway sitting here and reading this thread will not get u a beautiful,unless u consider u'r computer as more important than women,in that case disregard the above information for u have abnormal feelings.The rest of u hit the streets and see if u will bump into the hot lady u always dreamed of......... Faarax here is the SI unit of somali desperadones,none bad about anyone named faraax for we love that name. Well to answer faraax's question, one must know the psychology of beautiful somali women {loool forgive my arrogance here,i mean if dr phil can do it,i can do it provided i observed my specimen under normal condition} Most beautiful somali women are generaly more aloof coz they are constantly hit on and have built on their defenses.Think about it, if every hot looking type of xalimo looks friendly and approachable,grinning away and making eye contact,every faraax standing infront of star bucks with a pickup line is going to think he has a shot. So what should a typical somali guy do to get the attention of a beautiful somali girl? For the love of u'r mother don't start by telling this girls how hot they are.They hear that an awful lot,so it ain't original,plus it's a conversational cul de sac.What does she say after "thank You"?Its just plain awkward. Approach her in a friendly,neutral ,nonpredatory way. Be assertive but u should not act like a stalker. Another technique that Shyhem thinks wil work for any somali man is to ask alot of questions.U see pple love to talk about 'emselves.Once u have made it past the basic "where are u from" queries,put alittle effort into your questions.Something like whats the best job u had in high school?Did u ever steal anything,like a diraac from u'r mom for that special occassion?At first she will be shocked about the stealing thing but don't worry her sense of humour will pick it from there,thats if she actually has one we can count on,if she doesn't i say run run like Tom hanks. Finally this is crucial: pay rapt attention to her answers.Women know when u're not listening.Ask intelligent follow up questions.Its all bout being engaged.Let her talk.Don't interrupt to regale her with long stories of that trip u and u'r cousin took to Toronto or why u hate u'r job or supervisor or how u and u'r family made it out of somalia despite Rpg's flying all over u'r head, or even worse talk about the qabil thing or how u'r family is affilliated to the so many tiny regions in somalia that nowadays claim to have unreasonable number of universities{Shyhem is not going to buy that there is afully functioning university in small town somalia today :confused: ,just imagine what a beautiful girl will think of such an exergeration}........trust me ain't no woman is interested in all that crap. If any faraax out there does as i have said above,trust me soon u will be engrossed in a conversation.If u make it u'r mission to find out interesting tidbits about her rather than get her into bed soon enough u may find yourself,well, in bed with her ofcourse legally. Warning~~U should not use the above issue to commit any crime or sin,anyone who does so will be responsible for his/her actions. No animal was hurt in the above experiment even though we can't say so about any heart broken in the course of discovering the above facts.Credit goes to somaliaonline,dr s,the beautiful somali women in my hood and many others.I'm out yo

Originally posted by Virgin_Mary: I wanna know something (just a question) Can a guy marry 2 cousins at the same time? Do u mean like threesome thing going on the same night,count me in if the religion says its ok to do that but seroiusly i don't think u can marry two cousins at the same time. I'm abit curious why u asked this question,are u suggestating u want to keep that option open incase u hit deadend.

Originally posted by NoVa_03: quote: loooool argabadha ha kawaalin masakiinta and for ya oestrogen lol'....caano' geel cab. After all it has all kind of vitamins int it. Lool@ argabadha ha kawaalin.......c'mon sista we don't discriminate we just stimulate and the caano geel thing loool u forget to mention it doesn't work for everybody,we ain't interested in generic u know,can't substitute the real thing with the caano thing

Originally posted by 2real: shyhem, yeah it was. Just wondering why you answered back. Sorry man, rhetorical or not I just don't feel like discussing grammer right about now. Why i answered back,well lets just say i wasn't sure if u was female or male,and anyway nobody was harmed by finishing what he had not started. As for the grammar thing,uuuummmh i neva said we should discuss that today or anytime in the near future unless somenone is listening to Nelly's Country grammar.

Why are u so blinded,it ain't like the only men living in 'ur city are this two cousins.Obviously u know nothing about men,i mean real men not the suckers that nowadays run around the hood. I wouldn't date or have any relationship with any lady that had an affair with my friends or cousins regardless of whether her ex is married or not.She can give me all the love she want but ain't tripping,hell no, there is no way i'm going to contradict my buddies by accepting a girl they have just dumped. I suggest u move on and forget about the cousins,who said u must keep it in the family anyway.

Originally posted by mz-alpha-soup: I mean this is supposed to be the best years of our lives but with a debt like that , the poor man would be struggling for year or more to pay it off not forgettting the woman would feel the repercussions of her demands too.... I have heard from our somali brothers that they are forced to go back home to marry a woman they hardly know just because they cannot afford to have the woman they luv because of her ridiculous demands often generated by her family members....i mean aint we all supposed to be mature enough to make up our own minds :confused: I beg to differ, coz if i woz inlove i would neva dream of putting my man in this predicament.I would prefer to go somewhere exotic for our honeymoon instead .. Finally the sisters in the west are making sense,u see we don't have preach no more to make sure the messages reaches the intended reciever.I hope the others know the difference btw what they want and what they need. Layzieh girl I f i was u'r ex{god forbide} i will make sure i bring u'r photo,especially the ones u had the red thong and i will amke sure the boys cousins or one those many aunts sees that. At the end of the night u will either come with me or u will walk to u'r girlfriends house coz ain't no wedding is gonna happen with e'm knowing u passed me on u'r way to their son.

Originally posted by 2real: Shyhem, you aint an englishmen either but you speak the language don't you? I was just asking a question bro.. None bad about u but don't u think thats a rhetorical question.

Originally posted by 2real: Ya'll are talking about the name Zarqa being strange....well I have a question for you folks..does anyone know what the color Blue is called in Arabic? We ain't arabs brother let alone knowing what blue means in arabic. As for the lady who asked da question Zarqa or whatever she calls herself,our hormones have a high affinity for u'r oestrogen{sp not sure} By the way what kind of woman are u that doesn't like the company of men,are u suggestating we have amember of the lickherlicense clan up in here.

We scared of the child support deducations on our payrolls since we know our divorce won't be far from the wedding date.

Flying still Lool U caught me off guard,anyway go ahead and contact my folks but be careful they have other agenda for me Originally posted by DeSeRT GYPSY: LOOOOL...Shyhem...no offense but only weak men brag about their sexual prowess... So u better start saving, 'cause da refund is as sure as da sky is blue What exactly out of da ordinary do u plan to do with da woman? LO0OL... I sure hope thats ur sense of humour in action I didn't brag i just stated the facts and as for the savings well we will talk about that over aglass of hot milk. What will i do to her ?Lets just say the freaks come out the night. Ilhaam LOOOOL@u.....I thought women were anxious to have a child for the man they love Since when did they start runing away,atleast i was scared of the child support thing not the lady objecting to the pregnancy thing.I guess the world has changed

Originally posted by THE CLOWN: it's funny how you assume that i like to entertain kids let alone whites only! i rather entertain their Moms and Grannies! Too bad assumption is not the best thing i do.

LOOL LET'S go outside even though i neva said u're slow.REMEMEBER i love fighting more than sitting around. By the way i have been practicing with muhammed ali on playstation two,"I fly like a butterfly and i sting like abee" Imma knock u out on the first round, a jab to the right and another on the stomach.and i go for the kill a punch on the face and finally aleft a upper cut combined with a right hook and u're done.

LOOL which sugarcane picture do u want us to use in u'r passport photo,remember they're two types of sugrcane,the thin reddish brown one and the thick big yellow brown one.We have two passport size photos of u chewing both types on diffrent occassions sir which one should we use officially?

Runaway So does that mean good or bad coz honestly i haven't seen nassir.

modesty Wait for u'r passport in the mailbox.In the meantime which picture do u want us to use on u'r pasport,the one u were at the dugsi ten yrs ago with the long stripe of black ink painted under u'r ear on the right side of u'r face or the one u were eating sugarcane with dry bread

modesty looOL are u by any means related to that slow guy they call dr phil. Anyway what i learnt about life is that life ain't what it seems to be.

What makes me a good man........well let's see. Usually i don't do this but go ahead mami get a book and a pen and write this notes down. 1-I tried my best to make peace with Allah,atleast i do my best not to lose my faith and culture.I ain't perfect but who said the brother ain't trying. 2-Atleast I pay my bills,i spend more hours looking for money than i stay at my apartment and yet i spend a good part of my income on rent. 3-Incase u're wondering i have neva used Viagra.I will give u a written gurantee for the next 30 yrs that u went see this prescription on my medical records or i will give u a refund. 4-My blood is pure than the tap water in u'r city.no drugs including khat,alcohol not even second hand smoking.....ok i do admit i tried smoking in high school but that was it,loOOL shi-t just made me smile all day and hungry like a mutha***er but again that was than and this is now. 5-I love children and i won't mind turning u into a factory,hey we got try to break that record,we can't let the neigbours have 9 kids while we have two,remember we ain't losers. 6-I won't cheat on you,ofcourse going for second wife is not cheating, unless u have plenty of good things to offer,i mean stuff that won't change in three yrs.Anyway remember i'm just imitating u'r great grandfather,the one u told me had four wives and 47 kids.Aman gotta do what aman gotta do. 7-I will respect u'r family as long as they don't ask me what i do to u in our house. Thats all i can say for now,

Originally posted by THE CLOWN: My Dear Friends! Shyhem== he's too wierd and Afro for me and he listens to Reggae music( i hate reggae,period). If only u acted more like u'rself and less like Shyhem this folks wouldn't have made this lazy assumptions.I have neva seen a clown in real life and will most likely neva see one in the near future,however i still don't understand how they come to this conclusions. I ain't got nothing against u but i believe u can join the army and be all u can be without entertaining six yrs old white kids. Lakkad S.O.P=Shyhem I'm glad u compared me to a decent guy like s.o.p.The only thing we have in common is that we prefer play station 2 over the xbox,other than that i have nothing else to say.I'm who i'm coz who i'm is better than who i was. Ilhaam Shyhem=clown I have nothing against the clown but i think u just made a terrible mistake.I can't believe a pretty woman like u will come with such hasty conclusion on someone as unique as myself.Too much henna on u'r body ain't good for u'r judgement Nafisa shyhem=lazy girl I'm actually going to bathroom right now to check if i lost my thing or i just start growing dem chest.What was u thinking coming with such a conclusion.Well i can't blame you, for it must be the SARS thing or maybe the madcow thing,its always something new with u canadians. Princess sexy Shyhem=clown Here we go again,damn My name is Shyhem......... say it loud abaayo ok..? are u ready>>> one two three... shyhem.............no no no not clown,I SAID SHYHEM.More like Mayhem..........now try it one time but this time avoid anything with c and change the first three letters of mayhem into S-H-Y.......Good i see u're almost there,keep on trying,like the waterboy U can do it.

alto damn can u just get into the bus without asking unnecessary questions.

Mizz lexus thanks for the compliment Nova Pineapple ain't shi-t u wanna mess with especially when its going the wrong way lander I could n't help stop laughing either.Just imagine u're bending there trying to think ways to diminsh the ten berries and you're buddy appear from the forest with ten brand pineapples and u know he is gonna be told to put it in his azz,looOOL shi-t can't get funnier than that

Simple woman LoooOOL i just hope u didn't distrub the family. I must admit i'm still laughing at that dude in the frige

Originally posted by OG_Girl: Shyhem excuse me ! i am 20 in july therefore i am not a little girl. did i scare you ..don't worry i don't bite Damn u proofed me right,anyway nineteen is still a teenager,Hang on sister u will soon be an adult.In the meantime keep on trying like the waterboy u can do it I wasn't scared of u but i will if u keep on making remarks like that. simplewoman "Ya rite! there r some men who don't know basic sh!t about women.." Thats y we have gay guys somalien "shes talking about guys she doesnt know and who respectively dont know her, i think you should mistrust anyone who shares THAT MUCH in*ph*o within the 1st "meeting" w/you. those kinda people are either NUTS or INGENIOUSLY MANIPULATIVE, either way, dont trust them." How do u know she talking about those guys.Are you telling us what u think or what u know and what formula did u use to arrive at u'r conclusion. OG MOTI I do agree with u even though i have afeeling u and OG girl have something in common.i won't say what its but ya'll look alike.