Are u suggestating life under the acacia tree is better than the oportunities we have in america.I can't be a hypocrite,i live in america and its in my best interest that i accept the reality sooner than later. I don't know what they are feeding us but the dollars seems to be keeping our folks in africa relatively happy for now.

Did u guys say university,i mean institutions like U oF michigan,U oF minnesota,harvad university,oxford university........I don't think any institution in somalia today can be called a university........Ploytechnic or community college is a better term. By the way who on earth come up with the name east africa university,do u they actually know anything about geography.The place is not even located in east africa but more on horn africa or to some extent we can say on the eastern african nation of somalia,key word here is eastern which includes somalia,ethiopia,sudan and the east african nations of uganda,kenya,tanzania and the island of zanzibar

Department of Defence · Established: 2003 · Function: Oversees everything related to the nation's military security; directs the Army, Navy, marine corps , and Air Force, as well as the Joint Chiefs of Staff and several specialized combat commands; non-military responsibilities including flood control, development of oceanographic resources, and management of oil . Are u talking about somalia or USA,i neva seen marine corps in somalia or u just like how americans do business

Originally posted by Fouzia_Bella: .so here is ma QUESTIoN ok, only got 3 simple questions..... what do u think the cafe's and the lounges you attend lack?what would u do to make it a better place? what would you like to see in a cafe or a lounge? if you're kind enough please let me hear your oppinions and your views or advice.THANX!!! Answer to- q-1- I think most of them lack something good for the eyes and i'm not talking about the physical structure. Answer to- Q2- put a pretty face,i mean a beautiful woman in the cashier counter,right where i can see her and come back to see her the next day. Answer to-q3-A very i mean very very beautiful woman,u know how i feel bad when i'm spending money at the cafe so atleast flirting with her makes the spending worth it.

Originally posted by Fouzia_Bella: .so here is ma QUESTIoN ok, only got 3 simple questions..... what do u think the cafe's and the lounges you attend lack?what would u do to make it a better place? what would you like to see in a cafe or a lounge? if you're kind enough please let me hear your oppinions and your views or advice.THANX!!! Answer to- q-1- I think most of them lack something good for the eyes and i'm not talking about the physical structure. Answer to- Q2- put a pretty face,i mean a beautiful woman in the cashier counter,right where i can see her and come back to see her the next day. Answer to-q3-A very i mean very very beautiful woman,u know how i feel bad when i'm spending money at the cafe so atleast flirting with her makes the spending worth it.

Flying still LOOL Ok from now on i promise- me see no evil,hear no evil and speak no evil.Damn i always forget 'em ladies were this much sensitive but its all good i love it when they blush and turn red og girl shyhem or whatever ur nick , there is some younger than 20 here. peace I neva said we don't have the under 20 yr olds here remember,all i said is that the number 20 is highly liked by the ladies here, but again nothing wrong with the fact that one is 20 yrs old except when one is not interested in moving past the 20 marker

From my window I see a hot somali girl walking outside to throw a way the trash andi ask myself if i wasn't online a minute or two ago and was doing constructive work like dumping the trash i will have had the opportunity to say hi to her, but again she was with her brother.Me and him would have been fighting over his sister,me saying hi to her and him saying don't say a word to my sister.

Is it me or every lady on this website is 20 yrs old.Anyway happy birthday to u all.

Clown that was funny,i ain't trippin no somali girl,meeen in here they are heavier than the brother and while trying to save her u might find u'rself smeashed into the pavement with 25 ribs broken and a twisted testicle. Mz alhpa soup Last but no least..shyhem shippin xalimo's to clown??? cajaaib... goes to sho how minute somali men brains are ..( dont mean to generalize)....a lill wake up call fo yo.. I neva said i'm shipping xalimos to clown,but rather to legend of zu.Furthermore i had no idea i was that powerful to the extent i can actually ship whoever i want........uummmmh i should take advantage of that power,behold the power of clearing and forwarding. Anyway i do agree with some things u said,well done. Raxil ...... and finaly with all due respect dont you think its fair to test your theory before u start to implement it on those poor faarxiin. That theory is indeed tested thats why i said at the end of the article {{{{{{{{{{{{ No animal was hurt in the above experiment even though we can't say so about any heart broken in the course of discovering the above facts.}}}}}}}}}}}} I always fail when it comes to seducing the not so pretty or the just plain looking somali girls.I guess likes terms do not attract each other.However i always have good luck with the xtremely beautiful somali ladies,even my friends have noticed that

Originally posted by LATEAFHA: Oh Shyhem, tell me about it is that what they do in the states? lOoool, excuse me i'm in new zealand! peace Lateafha Do mean u guys have no sherrif knocking u'r door coz ex wife has sent a complain that ain't no check is coming in her mail.In that case I think new zealand is a place i should relocate to but what do u call anew zealand citizen NEW ZEALANDISH. For those of u who don't know u shouldn't rush into marriage,atleast here in america.I swear incase u end up in divorce which ofcourse is common in my city nowadays,u will have two options. Quit u'r job and start hustling on the streets so u'r income is not defined by the state or move out of this place,i mean run like mad man all the way to africa and don't even think about looking back. U see the problem is that Unless u make good money,the sort u'r lawyer makes u won't be able to avoid the cost of maintaing u'r ex wife and her kids and u'rself or ur'new wife.U need to pay bills for both u'r first wife, and u'r second wife.Lets just say u'r married to two women, but unlike in somalia u are only sleeping with one. Now tell me why i shouldn't think marraige is scary atleast here in my state?I have to study the woman,and her family especially the females in oreder to come up with some sort of profile that will get me an idea of how things might turn out incase.

Islam is agood movie with bad cast,our religion gives rights to both women and men but in most cases we really know nothing about our own religion let alone showing agood example to the rest of the world.I hope we do something about this in the near future inshallahu.

Islam is agood movie with bad cast,our religion gives rights to both women and men but in most cases we really know nothing about our own religion let alone showing agood example to the rest of the world.I hope we do something about this in the near future inshallahu.

Make love to her period! However since u said wife,i think u should put more effort in making the mother of u'r kids happy.Give her a hug every time or once a week when u come from work and look straight in her eyes and smile.it shows that u really miss her. Ask her how she is doing or anything that bothers her,u don't have to wait for problems to start. When she cooks food,don't take her for granted,say thank u and add acompliments like abaayo i really like u'r food and why don't u teach me how to cook and a good somali wife will reply u,thanks honey but u don't have to cook unless i'm sick or dead and when the need be i will show u. Do the laundry,uare not washing the clothes with u'r hands,all u need is pick them and put them in the machines and save her sometime to think about how lucky she is that u happen to be the man in her life. Don't be like old somali men who calls their wives by the name or even worse use words like nayaa. Buy her small gifts,won't cost u much to buy her a bra (less than $30) from victoria secretes. take a bicycle ride through the parks around the lake or if u can't ride a bike, jogging will be fine and if u can't do that just walk through the park while her head is on u'r shoulder afterall u said wife not girlfreind right? Anyway it all depends on how social or open u'r wife is when she is interacting with u as her husband.

I think there' no problem if she plays with the men,anyway i don't consider golf as sports nor do i watch it so they might as well let the infants play the senior citizen in a tournment called "who is the slowest"

Ilhaam lool why are spoiling the sisters,,,,,,just kidding .I'm trying to imagine Ilhaam trying to defend herself. :cool: ........ By the way when u're giving the guy that heavy elbow,must u have to wear a sports bra

Originally posted by ayaanick: So to sum it up...Men..don't be too afraid of something that you have no idea of Thats like telling to put my hand in a snake hole. You have no idea of yap u're right sister and in that case i have the right to be scared of a women whose background i have no idea.

I don't know about others but thanks to Allah i have no complains.How is u doing? anyway i usually don't welcome pple, but i will go ahead and say welcome

lander Thanks for compliment,Original is the key word here.........u know how somali men are fond of saying "are u somali" to every hot somali girl they see on the streets.For heaven sake,they should come up with something original, it ain't like the girl looks like Venus william or Britney spears. Legend of zu Don't worry we have surplus of somali women here in my city,we don't mind if they go out with non somali so we will be more than happy if u accept to take care of them.And we will start shiping u four and if u end up in divorce,we will send the second wave but this four will be better and more decent than the first four and the process continues until we have no more indecent women in our city

I have a somali friend in the US marines and he is now somewhere in Kuwait or Iraq.As for the a somali lady joining the army well i say count me out as a potential future husband.

Originally posted by Entrepreneur: My question is: Do you think marriage should be a goal? Do you think marriage is the pan ultimate thing for a woman to do? do you feel pressured by society into marrying? could you envisage life as an unmarried independent career woman? Thanks in advance I'm not a woman but i couldn't help notice how the few philosophy lessons they taught u in college is having a profound effect in u'r life. Brother under what basis are u asking the ladies the above questions or do u usually like asking rhetorical questions?i don't know about u but marriage should be the ultimate goal for any muslim regardless of whether he/she is rich,poor,literate,illiterate etc.

cLOWN loOOL if only u knew how much i hate osbourne and his equally sick family,i'm glad i haven't seen them for almost a year. Kritical mind marlboro looooll that shit is for white boys,most blacks smoke New port here in USA but back in africa it used to be cool to be seen with a pack of Benson and Hedges,u feel like the Don holding a cuban cigar in his lips,eyes blazing like Tony Monatana. anyway be careful, nowadays we card.

Ameenah I suggest u go and watch the movie,Baby boy.It won't give u an answer but u will somehow understand what's going on.

atl project I don't know anything about basketball,infact last time i checked b-ball was when the sorry azz texans eliminated my lakers.As for da ladies i heard they got plenty of them,lets put it this way,there's enough for all somali guys in u;r state and still more for the black and white guys. Mn is not atl, u will learn new words like thermal pants, windchill factor and winter driving skills.

E-ZY brother White women are generally more open minded than most other women,provided u look cool.U shouldn't be seen as way too ethnic like runing around the hall way with 4 or 6 somali guys in the school yelling in somali over minor things.Be urself and be unique and finally be all u can be without losing soul. Sorround u'rself with other women coz women are attracted to such a guy,they think u must be nice or cool to be with other women(not gFreind thing but friends} Approach her and be bold,white women are not like somali women who have family values to uphold,infact if a white girl is 18 yrs old and single,her mother will be the first one to ask her why she is still single or if there is something wrong with her.........i say take advantage of that pressure coz the girl is always looking for a hook up so as not to be seen as a desperate one. If u have seduced a somali lady before,trust me a white lady should be a walkover.Generally they seemed to be nice and naive but becareful especialy when she says lets go to a concert thats pple KISS,METTALLICA.........I got invited to a such concert by my classmate and i said nope... a brother doesn't like to be in the 10:00 o'oclock news coz some sick whites guys dragged his body in a pick up,u can't go anywhere u want with her and thats why i suggest u start seducing the xalimos around hilib halal atleat no one will claim u're messing with their{racewise} women.

Ladies and gentlemen met Faarax.Faraax is an intelliegent.stylish,upwardly mobile and from what he hears from others,handsome 28 yrs old somali guy. Faraax beleives that he neva lacked confidence or direction or an opinion,he often catches very attractive somali women checking him out,but when it comes to actually meeting them ,he says he is bordering on inept.Faarax can't help but ask why do beautiful somali women seem generally more aloof than other women? Anyway sitting here and reading this thread will not get u a beautiful lady,unless u consider u'r computer as more important than women,in that case disregard the above information for u have abnormal feelings.The rest of u hit the streets and see if u will bump into the hot lady u always dreamed of......... Faarax here is the SI unit of somali desperadoness,none bad about anyone named faraax for we love that name. Well to answer faraax's question, one must know the psychology of beautiful somali women {loool forgive my arrogance here,i mean if dr phil can do it,i can do it provided i observed my specimen under normal condition} Most beautiful somali women are generaly more aloof coz they are constantly hit on and have built on their defenses.Think about it, if every hot looking type of xalimo looks friendly and approachable,grinning away and making eye contact,every faraax standing infront of star bucks with a pickup line is going to think he has a shot. So what should a typical somali guy do to get the attention of a beautiful somali girl? For the love of u'r mother don't start by telling this girls how hot they are.They hear that an awful lot,so it ain't original,plus it's a conversational cul de sac.What does she say after "thank You"? :confused: Its just plain awkward. Approach her in a friendly,neutral ,nonpredatory way. Be assertive but u should not act like a stalker. Another technique that Shyhem thinks wil work for any somali man is to ask alot of questions.U see pple love to talk about 'emselves.Once u have made it past the basic "where are u from" queries,put alittle effort into your questions.Something like whats the best job u had in high school?Did u ever steal anything,like a diraac from u'r mom for that special occassion?At first she will be shocked about the stealing thing but don't worry her sense of humour will pick it from there,thats if she actually has one we can count on,if she doesn't i say run run like Tom hanks. Finally this is crucial: pay rapt attention to her answers.Women know when u're not listening.Ask intelligent follow up questions.Its all bout being engaged.Let her talk.Don't interrupt to regale her with long stories of that trip u and u'r cousin took to Toronto or why u hate u'r job or supervisor or how u and u'r family made it out of somalia despite Rpg's flying all over u'r head, or even worse talk about the qabil thing or how u'r family is affilliated to the so many tiny regions in somalia that nowadays claim to have unreasonable number of universities{Shyhem is not going to buy that there is afully functioning university in small town somalia today ,just imagine what a beautiful girl will think of such an exergeration :eek: }........trust me ain't no woman is interested in all that crap. If any faraax out there does as i have said above,trust me soon u will be engrossed in a conversation.If u make it u'r mission to find out interesting tidbits about her rather than get her into bed soon enough u may find yourself,well, in bed with her ofcourse legally. Warning~~U should not use the above issue to commit any crime or sin,anyone who does so will be responsible for his/her actions. No animal was hurt in the above experiment even though we can't say so about any heart broken in the course of discovering the above facts.Credit goes to somaliaonline,dr s,the beautiful somali women in my hood and many others.I'm out yo