It depends on the situation.

Originally posted by Ilhaam: Gaariga Daanyeer aa waday huh? Lool. This is an old xujo...I can't blv they didn't get it. Tan isku fiiriya: Googa: Wax dheer oo dheer oo dheer oo qoyan. Why do i get the feelings that the answer is a river..... Was i right Ilhaam?

what about private messages from somaliaonline,should we worry about virus related attack... ......

what about private messages from somaliaonline,should we worry about virus related attack... ......

Be focused and play with the buttons,who knows u might end correcting the problem or else check the internet,u might find some helpful websites.

Be focused and play with the buttons,who knows u might end correcting the problem or else check the internet,u might find some helpful websites.

I have a high school diploma but neva learnt shi-t in school,infact i have a G.E.D does that count as graduation...........holy shi-t i miss boarding life in high school and the ladies from the catholic school.

I have a high school diploma but neva learnt shi-t in school,infact i have a G.E.D does that count as graduation...........holy shi-t i miss boarding life in high school and the ladies from the catholic school.

Originally posted by runaway^virgin: Shyhem : Always makes you want to go the extra mile and ask more..if you know what I mean… How can i forget the sweet lady,the princess who took my horse when i went to pee behind the acacia tree.Be warned lady Chilvary is alive and kicking.Surely i would love to met u too insha-allah. I also like to met............. Athena She is acool lady. Ilhaam She defines decency. Xafsa Very mature and cool personlity Malaika Very concerned about other,a sister with good heart.Did u see when she stopped for the guy whose car had a problem in the freeway. Silent sista and hijabified sista this two sisters are cool lateafah I'm a big fan of the new zealand rugby team(the All Blacks) and incase i go there to see Lomu, lateafah will be of help 2 da brother. Shuju,rampage,darman,S.O.P.,Cheguvera, meeeeeeen le'mme just say i wanna met everybody,i have nothing to lose and everything to gain,with that i say my black folks u better get strapped coz life ain't sweet here

Originally posted by Simple Woman: shyhem: There is something mysterious bout this guy that i just don't get LOOool i didn't know about the "mysterious" thing,maybe i should pay attention to what i do next or can you give a hint.Surely i would like to met you too, so that together we can define simplicity. Clown 2-Shyhem( what can i say about this Dude, he's the one and only true Jah Man in this thread) The class I and I miyaah, loOOL......When i hit San Fran i wanna c where u hide 'em latino ladies.With all the guys in San Fran been gay guys, dude u must be keeping all the ladies to u'rself.

Somalisijui Is this motivation by humilliation.Anyway i kinda like how u're motivating the ladies but remember beautiful women suck at school especially sh-it like Maths.

Originally posted by Shyhem: quote:Originally posted by MiZz_LeXuS: Sorry to disappoint ya Shyhem but golf is a sport, who cares what you consider as a sport, golf is a sport and that's that!!! No u didn't disappoint me nor did i had a high expectation from u'r block.Furthermore the only good thing i expect from a lexus is the ride,nothing more nothing less coz we like to ride it. who cares what you consider as a sport, golf is a sport and that's that!!! I didn't say anyone should care about what i really care about or what i think of what i care about.U ask for an opinion and i give it you.I'm simply saying Yours for the asking lady. Aaliyah10 Good point. [/QB]

I have neva been to london but this what i heard Freeways are actually called motorways and there are nothing compared to 94 and 494 interstate freeways.poor planing is the keyword here During the winter u'r host won't mind freezing u to death,the reason been folks over there use prepaid cards to heat their homes hence the need to turn off the heat every one or two hours to save some bucks. Expect pessimist folks in large numbers,the british lack the american optimism u're familiar with.Very conservative pple unless they have abeer or two and in that case they turn out to be hooligans. Humour is in short supply over there.Again lack of sense of humour is a common thing.why do u think mr bean is such a hit with them,imagine mr bean as u'r favourite comedy. WHen u take the train,make sure u carry a magazine with you.u see in st paul if u take the bus U can have a conversation with anyone,in most cases its the americans who will ask u "hey what do u think of that baseball saga {say it ain't sosa]headline or who do u think is gonna win the Nba.U can't say that about the british.I heard that passengers in the train are so quite u can actually hear u'r heart beat and most of them i heard keep themselves busy by burying 'em heads on the newspaper but once in awhile u will see this or that guy looking at u through the corner his eye while pretending to be reading his newspaper. Don't even think about renting a car or driving.It aint worth it.If u thought gas @$1.56 a gallon was expensive then i suggest u try what the british call a liter for almost $3.00.U won't believe how fast u will run out of gas. and how hectic the so called roundabouts are and the unecessary uncontrolled traffic jams. Space is a huge problem.What do u expect from a tiny island with a population of 59 million pple and another 59 million in nearby France.Narrow streets and dark alley is a common thing and house thats remind you of slums in brazil or kenya. Be prepare for the Garlic smell and tanduri chicken and awhole lot of spice.Some of the neighbourhoods are more like new delhi or Karachi coz they got alot of asian over there concentrated over two zipcodes. Favourite food i heard is fish and chips.Tea is preffered over coffee.chips is french fries and what they call crisps is what u will call chips. In general i will say london is not a bad place to visit and diversity is not aproblem.Worth the ticket price

Clown Sounds cool to me but, do u have a plan B,incase this one backfires . Silent sistah Nice advice, but i still wonder would u be one of the notorious sisters who will label the brother "mr i know it all" once he opens his mouth, and starts talking about his never ending lifestory that's full of drama and has a note at the end that says "saga continues..." Are U sure at the end of the day u won't say "hey brother i kinda like u, but i think u should take the drama to u'r mama"

Nova-03,ilhaam,silent sista,enterpreneur,rudynad hijabified sista. Thanks alot and I appreciate u'r help.I'm glad that we still have somalis who define decency and simplicity. All power belongs to Allah and its allah who knows what best for us.

What made me smile lool,when my friend @work who is somali ask me "do u smile goat?and i was like goat,,,, did u say goatmeat?and he repied "i didn't say goat meat i said, did u smile the smile of goat?I started sniffing around but i couldn't come up with anything and i asked him why did say so?He give me this answer"U know the new white lady,the temp one, she kinda smile like a goat"I laughed so hard my ribs hurt,i can't believe this, a girl smiling like a goat we ain't even got a goat within a radius of 65miles....... that shi-t was funny

U should be afraid,i mean very very afraid,this ain't shi-t u should take lightly or else u might be explaining to the court who u got raped by this guy.Do SOMETHING AND DO SOMETHING DRASTIC,START BY LIVING WITH U'R FAMILY,AIN'T NO SOMALI GIRL GOT HURT BY LIVING WITH HER MOTHER REMEMBER.

Waryaa cut the crap ain't nobody hating on you or did u missed the ugali looool just kidding anyway somalis will be somalis.I have learnt to live with their odd behaviours like them putting too much emphasis on finding out my qabil or shi-t like that but in the end we are all somalis and we ain't perfect.

Its sad story may the mercy of Allah be upon her.To all the sisters watch out and make sure u take all the necessary precautions before u go out.

Ahmed Mohamed was in the line at a Minneapolis grocery store, when a man behind him tapped him on the shoulder and asked, Are you Somali? Yes. Are you new here in Minnesota? Well, yes. Why haven't I seen you in the mosque? I don't go to the mosque. I didn't read the whole article but so far this stuff looks like its made up.Since when do a somali u have never seen before ask u such a question"Why haven't i seen you in the mosque?

Originally posted by nivea_nova: -A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, it's action that counts not obscure hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. - Damn did they say thats was me,all i can say is it sounds familiar

I'm really in tears considering i'm about to order my younger brother to airlift my dad to a mojar hospital coz he is in critical condition.May Allah bless us all.

Are u suggestating life under the acacia tree is better than the oportunities we have in america.I can't be a hypocrite,i live in america and its in my best interest that i accept the reality sooner than later. I don't know what they are feeding us but the dollars seems to be keeping our folks in africa relatively happy for now.

Are u suggestating life under the acacia tree is better than the oportunities we have in america.I can't be a hypocrite,i live in america and its in my best interest that i accept the reality sooner than later. I don't know what they are feeding us but the dollars seems to be keeping our folks in africa relatively happy for now.

Are u suggestating life under the acacia tree is better than the oportunities we have in america.I can't be a hypocrite,i live in america and its in my best interest that i accept the reality sooner than later. I don't know what they are feeding us but the dollars seems to be keeping our folks in africa relatively happy for now.