shyhem

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  1. Originally posted by somealien: you know yr pretty righteous for a brother whos always talking bout how to "play" and "use" women and talkin bout sleeping w/ galos. theres a word for that... i think its, HYPOCRITE. *nods* yeah, thats it. [/QB] I think u're suffering from asyndrome of unknown etiology.What was u thinking thinking like that?.I neva played u,neva used u nor did u saw me sleep with agaalos.Under what conditions did u come with up u'r results? I ain't a killer but don't push me-2pac......i love u like sister, but i wonder y u keep on acting like this!
  2. Don't tell him anything,U'r friend is not a kid,he knows his girl better than you.C'mon brother this ain't along distance relationship thing.Any sane man knows when or if a woman loves him unless one is D-boy senior.I mean not even a sucker can fail to know his fate when it comes to double dealing. when the movie finished i excused myself and followed them to their car and that's when all hell broke loose!!! i saw them kissing passionately in the car and to be honest with you i was disgusted. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH uhhh aaaah !!!! Dman...... Dawg u're violating the privacy of others.Under what circumstance are you following her,u ain't her brother nor her husband,who is paying u to do that,did u start u'r own P.I firm! Real men don't do shi-t like that.Be afraid, be very afraid brother,next time u do that in my city, u might have dem shells whizzing through u'r chest like 50 cents, and i'm talking about Somali brothers walking around with a revolver on their waist.Remember it only takes $100,a background check and an application form to get a gun in my zipcode straight from the Sheriif,we ain't even discussed about the black market yet!! As for u'r friend the guy knows he is been played by a platinum digger,but hey there is nothing he can do about it, coz according to him "love is in the air" loOOL i GUESS HE IS IN LOVE WITH HIMSELF.Thanks to God as far as sucker free camp is concerned i got,we don't wait for friends to send us 911,We active our defense before we even anticipate any offensive mode from the other side.I thought "He said.......She said" was shi-t we left in high school period!
  3. I'm not going to make a political statement about others, concerning their looks,i did not create them and as such it will be unjust for me to assume they're ugly and furthermore assumption is not the best thing i do. However i find the so called "celebrities" behaviour ugly and immoral
  4. Originally posted by OG_Moti: shyhem, bro beleive me u wouldnt want 7 women on u trying to rape u... speakin out of experience Damn are u suggestating u already did that,meeeeen its all good in the hood but can u hook up abrother with Cambodian women,minus the garlic smell Me personally i would rather let them rape me than have them kill me coz i refused to hit that shi-t,meeeeeeeen that shi-t rarely happens,only one in every ten million men comes across it in his lifetime,sad isn't it?
  5. Originally posted by flying-still: shyhem...you just had to have two girls fighting over you huh....lol...the term egotistical comes to mind LOooooooooooOL I guess no man was hurt by having two girls fights over him, 'bout the ego thing i think my ego is the size of continental USA hence the need for me to have a sista with an azz the size of Alaska My hunger is like that of a heavyweight fighter,risking a knockout just to satisfy me! Seriously though psycho Sue had Nura in my arms and the only way OG-Moti will hang out with Nura was for to me create an unpleasant enviroment for me whereby Nura will be out of my life suddenly Og-Moti damn u killed the story,we wanted u to have kids with Nura and have u arrested by IRS for not paying u'r taxes and lose her again to another man while u'r in jail
  6. I really don't get it,i mean Indians way too weird.Recently i read a story that happened somewhere in remote villages of india.An indian man was approached by seven women adn they wanted to have sex with him,guess what the dude did he said no and they killed him.Holy molly this stuff every man dreams of,i'm trying to imagine seven somali women coming to me and i'm like no :confused: He has no idea some of us pray to be raped by seven females
  7. LOOOOOOOOOOool i swear i'm laughing hard like a muthaf***r,mizz lexus of all the ladies on S.O.L i can't believe its u crying about this sh-it.What happened to the white boys,i thought u was in love with 'em?Are u now suggestating that,you're not only going to be married to a black guy,you're going to be married to an old black guy u ain't neva seen in u'r life.................. i say cooooooooool,i think i like u'r dad,he must be one hell of father to do this. What do i think of arranged marriages,well i have nothing against my parents taste and i will gladly accept whoever they tell me to marry.All i need is a decent lady and i'm sure my parent will have that in mind.
  8. Originally posted by Shujui-1: what does the pixie mean? loool yes erggh what does it mean Pryo Pixie is an archaic english word and it means something like playfully mischevious.
  9. I ain't speaka no arabic but OG girl sister u're right.U need to get out of that damn arabic nation.Forget about what Og moti and honesta tell u about america,politics a side this is the best place to improve u'r life.All u need is a sharci,which is easy to get if u can explain to the americans why u feel ilke u can't go back to where u come from, and u need to be a hardworking person and finally everything u do just be smart about it. Nobody is going to ask u where u come from or where u're heading.Ofcourse we have some racist pple here,but there are nothing compared to a fellow rich muslim kuwaiti discriminating U on the basis that u're an African or foreigner. U can be all the doctor or engineer or pharmacist u want as long as u have the brain and the hunger to study and even better if u come from a poor family and u're a first generation college student(parent neva graduted from american college) u will have all u'r tuition fees payed and in some states like california, u will have an extra few hundred dollars every semester for u'r own use apart from the tuition fee.As a matter of fact u might be sitting in the same class with the sons of those rich kuwaitis,but this time around they are the ones asking u "how did u get american sharci" If for some stranger reasons u're not interested in education than there is all jobs waiting for u depending on u'r skills and with that i say get out of there,last thing a somali needs is an Arab to tell him what to do with his/her life and what or what not to study,it ain't fair for them to tell u to study asubject u have no interest in. Anyway Gtg coz it time for friday prayers
  10. Oh shi-t how dumb was i i finally saw the baby,i see his fingers are like his picking some fruits from the tree and his spinal cord is where the water and the shore meets
  11. Waryaa Darman are U sure U are not high on that thing they give U at somali mall. What baby are U guys talking about,whose baby? i don't c anything BABY.The man and the women are still in love like a newly wed couple and i guess its gonna be 9 months before we c a baby there.
  12. I'm not aplayer but i don't like holding into things i can't drop in ten seconds.
  13. whats up with this dude,if u gonna sin why not go the whole nine yard thing and act like sinner claiming to be a winner. Anyway that man is freaking loser.
  14. Originally posted by Ameenah: slowly and asked ‘ do you know who I am?’ ………………… Before OG moti could answer the question,There was ascreaming sound followed by what appears to be a crowd cheering a lady and at the same showing the thumb down sign to a guy.Og Moti and the rest of the pple inside run helter and skelter towards the pavillion where the action was taking place. Og MOTI couldn't believe his own eyes, and the naive guy that he is,he asked Admin what happened?Admin, together with his friends the moderators said they don't know what happened, coz they were busy deleting stuff on S.O.l.However,Flying still,the real super fly, voluntered to tell OG mOTI WHAT THE F^^K WAS GOING on.She said that Runaway Virgin had smashed Shyhem with a birthday cake on the face since her lawyer, princess sexy concluded that shyhem indeed was cheating on Runaway virgin by hanging out publicly with Nura,the new girl in the block. Og Moti couldn't hide his happiness and In the meantime runaway virgin was sorrounded by some ladies and she was crying, feeling like shyehem was cheating on her all those years while she was saving herself for the day she will be married to him.Nura was taken to the school nurse coz she had abroken noise and was somehow unconscious,due to severe beating she took from the virgin and Athena.Shyhem on the other hand walked off shirtless really pissed off by what had just happened.For the first time in his life, he just wished he had no affair with any girl going to that school or anywhere near his zipcode. OG MOTI saw something familiar lying on the grass.It was Nura's hijab.He went to pick it up.After walking afew yards, he bent over to grab the hijab, when someone stepped on the hijab. OG- moti was shocked to death and with one eye closed and the other half opened he looked up and saw.........
  15. I can't speak for the ladies but as a man it ain't like its the first or the last i was or i will be rejected.It comes with the teritory,what seperates the aman from the boys is the fact that Aman approaches a woman expecting one of this two answers, either to be rejected or to be accepted.Either way a manly man is the one who dusts himself off,gathers what is left of his dignity and start a new mission like nothing happened yesterday,remember man was not created to be emotionally attached to shi-t that happened on the past. A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between does what he wants to do--Bob Dylan With that i say bring on the rejection lady,i rather hear the truth than see u double dealing with me and my homey.As for the ladies i'm not sure if i will tell them the truth,it depends on my mood,i don't want someone's daughter to faint in my sofa
  16. Honestly i ain't going nowhere,my war with money is not over yet.Money is on the run and if u see her tell i'm about to log her in my wallet. Rudy check hotwire.com,orbitz.com and also southwest.com is not a bad one even though sometimes they can be expensive.
  17. Og GIRL I think its somewhere in Montana or Washington state,i'm not sure but i think its somewhere near Seatle on the upperwest coast.
  18. thika Sorry to crash u'r party but i thought photography was the "in" thing back in the days,way before old school knew how to face the camera and say "cheese".Are u serious about this whole "i make my living through photography"? As for female photographers i have nothing against them unless she says take u'r clothe off,i want to take a snap of u in 'ur underwear,hell no i won't allow that
  19. Where else,ofcourse where i'm used to.Btw mt Kilimanjaro and the masai mara game park.I'm going to Kenya next summer.I'm gonna visit Tsavo and masaai mara national park and watch some Safari sevens rugby in Nairobi,not to mention hot air ballon ride somewhere in the great rift valley,and acessna( the small khat plane)flight to northern kenya,somewhere in Nfd. MEEEEEEEn i need some Safari sh-it going on for ME right now,anyone offering cheap tickets on S.O.L?
  20. Not again and not another welcoming thread
  21. silent sista Don't worry and be picky until u hit 29,by than u will met the right guy or u will give up for good.
  22. shyhem

    wishing AIDS

    U might as well get Ebola,it ain't like i'm gonna miss u,i care less of what u do with u'r life.One more suggestation,call u'r niece,get on 'ur knees and let her blow u'r head with 36mm.
  23. Silent sista Anything i say can be and will be used against me in the near future.I will tell u the answer to u'r questions after we're married and i'm sure by than u don't even need to know the answer