Athena Thanks for the complements.I didn't go anywhere,i was just busy looking for money,now that i have to pay rent by myself and i also have plenty of room to run around my bedroom naked. I guess its natural if i become mature by the minute.The good thing about having apersonal space is that u get to sit down and observe life from a different perspective. flYING STILL aSSUMPTION IS NOT THE BEST THING WE DO BUT fallen in love is a total different story

When it comes to love we love hard but we even hate harder.Somali men and women dig each more than any other race,but for some strange reasons when it comes to making the move, we are fond of sitting around the fence,rather wait for things to happen.By then its too late and we wake up in time to complain about a non somali hooking up with a somali. In simple langauge,somali men and women, we ain't clicking with each other yet we have gone past the days of arranged marriages.Back in the days of our parents, all a somali had to do was to be decent in character and boom he or she was assured of awife/husband courtesy of the community. Nowadays i see most of us are in sh-ts,Parents have taken a "hand free attitude" in otherwards no more help from them and to add an insult to the injury we are all frustrated at the slow rate we are progressing when it comes to finding a somali man or woman to call "the one"...................... Ladies and gentlemen, today we will go one step closer to the real thing.Somali men i can't rescue u from all u'r problems but i will try to give u an advantage..........do u know if a somali girl love u?Then check the following five signs.They(the five sgins) should clear u'r doubts............read on playa 1-Her eyes Look into her eyes when u enter the room.what happens ?do they cheerfully light up?do her pupils dilate?the eye is a window into a lady's mind.They tell u what's going behind that pretty face.But remember this is not a concrete evidence that the lady has flipped for u,she may consider u as belonging to her"just a good friend" category. 2-Your Name Does she mention it every other minute?are her conversation full of abdi this,abdi that?this could mean two thing:either she simply liks your company or her world evolves around you. 3- Your Time Does she get worried when you disappear for more than afew hours? does she constantly call u on your cellphone or email u?does she love spending time with you-talking about anything from the weather to her believes to the color of u'r socks.Unlike the previous two points above,this is a true indicator that she has blown for you in other words jeycaal is in the air. 4-Her concern Is she constantly concerned about u?or maybe she wouldn't care less if moryaans made a mess of u in mogadisho?does she like fussing about little things like the way u drive, your hair,if u'r shoes and pants match?in short ,does she like mothering you/if she does then u can thank Allah for accepting your dua because she is definitely in love. 5-Marriage Does the subject of marriage or relationship somehow always creep into your conversations? when ever she is fussing over you(e.g when she is wiping a stray piece of bareeska on your mousache),does she hint u need a helper?if so, she would gladly go to the local Imaam with u. Somali men......it is important to observe these signs with a sober mind,not when u'r chewing Miraa;in some cases the girl just feels pity for you.however, in some cases the girl has already made up her mind that u're her "mr right". ps--this five signs can be best exploited in real life than in somaliaonline,so don't hang around here much Don't also 4get to hang around here or else u miss valuable advice like this one,hence this in turn might force u to sit behind the fence when it comes to reading a somali gals mind. somali gals well u have the right to agree or disagree with me, but this five signs will sell u to the guy before u knew it.peace yo.

whats up fellows,i want u to read the story below and tell us who won the argument? A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine."House," in French, is feminine: "la maison." "Pencil," in French, is masculine: "le crayon." One puzzled student asked, "What gender is computer?" The teacher did not know, and the word wasn't in her French dictionary. So for fun she split the class into two groups appropriately enough, by gender, and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun. Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation. The men's group decided that computers should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because: 1.No one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2.The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; 3.Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval; and 4.As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories for it. The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine("le computer") because: 1.In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on; 2.They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; 3.They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and 4.As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model. who won, the men or the women,i will be back later to cast my vote

UFFFFFFFFFFFFF sh--t him in the head and ask questions later.can't stand a muslim doing shi=t like that.

Originally posted by stpaulchick: Shyhem I'm personally talking for myself and I know fo sho that I will never lie about my age just to make myself seem younger or older. Nice to hear that u will stick with u'r age no matter what......OOOOOOOPS LIKE I'M BUYING THAT, hold u'r gun lady me was just kidding le'mme clear my throat ummmmmmh yes madam i believe. Sorry about ur problem w/ the lady. No u don't have to feel sorry for me thats was when i was young and had lost interest in women of my age I guess she didn't want to babysit.lol If I was that women I would have done the same thing. Damn u must be mean,whatever happened to motherly love,u can love anyone unconditionally remmeber. Hey Shyhem if u don't mind be asking how many years was she older than u? At the time i was 21 and she said she was 24....... plus 2-3 yrs she might not have disclosed just like most women in Mn ;)i will probably say she was 26yrs old.

Most of u here are talking about third parties lying about their age.What about yourself,how do we know u won't lie about it tomorrow?Me personally i lied about my age once to this lady,she was a fine woman, but abit older than me and the only way ta the time i could score with her was to add afew yrs to my age and i must say it temporarly worked until she found it out and i guess the rest is history.

LooOOOOOOOOL I can't believe this..........how come i neva heard of that rumour,unless the gossip folks live in another world.I'm u'r number one enemy and as such they should have told me any weakness u portray. Girl get a life and while u're at it think of ways u can be a real woman; coz right now, u ain't a girl nor a woman.Its like u exist in a zero energy state.

Miss lexus Is this u'r way of telling me check my police records.......Just because U visited the prison yard doesn't mean u have a bad azz record like that of a prisoner Trust me lady....... i'm listening to LiL John's song "i ain't scared"

Originally posted by Ameenah: loooooooooooooooooool! I think the chicken crossed the road because it has spotted the most beautiful bag on the shop window, it just had to get a closer look so that when it gets back home, it would tell his bag crazy friend (Ameenah) all about it, in perfect graphic detail - The chicken loves window shopping Thats the very purpose of its existance Ameenah looooooooooooooooooOOOoOOL Thats funny

I'm Glad he finally got the help he needs.

I will knock the hell out of her and than call the punk police and say bring an ambulance here a woman is down and unconscious Honestly speaking i will send her to her mama's house minus the kids and she will neva see me or the kids...........i will send the kids to Africa for good and i will marry oa woman younger and prettier than her .

NIn yaabaan Do u see how the ladies are reacting violently,i suggest u keep u'r body armour with u everytime u mention this topic. Its funny how the ladies are blaming us.The man ain't discriminating, he just stimulating,and i think the problem lies with the lady who decides to marry a married man. Personally it depends on how good my wife is after afew yrs of marriage like 5-7 yrs.In my case a second wife will be just an option, i will use to keep my wife in check,remind her once in awhile that if she doesn't behave as expected she might as well be ready to share

Lucky e-z on the brother........he is just saying he wants ahook up for Sharci,Bogota ain't exactly the kind of place a somali will be proud to add to one of his many 'I have that Sharci too". I forget to answer the question,.......Right now i prefer to live in an apartment,however later on when i'm married and with some juniors i will definately moveto a house.But i really don't know how this will be possible since Morgage is haram and 30 yrs contract is so Unsomali. I guess the only solution is for me to build a five bedroom house somewhere in Africa within the next three yrs and move there for good.

Do u prefer living in apartment Building or in a house.

Originally posted by JamaaL-11: "I know an old mam who frequently to use to say "Intii Baal Lahayd wey buubtaye Dooreey xujey u joogtaa" lol this is so true you know.. coz "all those with feathers have flown away, but chicken's stay is enigmatic". So i guess the chicken joke has a soft side for comical contemplations. Lool@Jamaal 11 That so true,I guess the chicken couldn't fly and as such crossing the road was all it could do to feel a like a bird.

Originally posted by MALAIKA: july 16, -shyhem...next time i could save u some time by taking u lil nephew to the hospital .. A.A I know i should have called u,but be warned ,next time i will direct all my incoming traffic towards u.....are u sure u can handle that.

U guys are all funny, KEEP THEM COMING.

Wake up in the morning and made my fajr prayers. 8:00 went out to eat breakfast and did some atm thing 9:00 back at home 9:15 called atl 9:30 called Africa,to check how my folks are doing. 10:00 Called my aunt to say whats up In london. 10:30 Called my dental insurance to ask them how come they're charging money they are supposed to pay. 11:00 called about 5 different collecting agencies to make sure they recieved Affidavit of Forgery i sent them(Some somali dudes stole my checkbook a month ago) and now i have to call every tom and jack to make sure that this matter is handled in the right way by both the police and the bank and ofcourse i'm giving the urgency it deserves. 12:00 sLEPT 1:15 wake up and i'm here now 2:00 I have to take my two yrs old nephew to hospital for an appointment Let me see What else to do for today,but i haven't yet done Go out and eat lunch,most likey not a somali restaurant. Iron clothes. Oil change for the car. Pay some bills. Fax some documents to collecting agency. Thats all i can do today if i don't change my mind.

Originally posted by MiZz_LeXuS: Shyhme like your behaviour suprises me either. Do i look like a christmas present to u.i'm not wrapped in a box and as such u shouldn't expect me to surprise u even for a fraction of a second For your fat information I do have a sense of humour but the thing is that I dont find people like you funny... What fat information are u talking about,it ain't like i'm employed by the Iraq foreign minister, Furthermore i really don't give a damn shi-t if u have a sense of humour or not.I found u.....well i found nothing! In addition whether u find me funny or not,let just say i'm not interested in u under any circumstances so it doesn't really matter what u think of my sense of humour. And also, if this was meant to be a joke it should have been in the jokes section. Who ask u for u'r opinion,as much as i respect u as a woman I have no intention of consulting u today or even in the near future. PS: Aussies do have a sense of humor unlike others. Like i care,as far as i'm concerned all folks living down under are like that annoying dude,the Pilot in the movie Kangaroo Jack. Now lady can u move aside, i have important things to do and u're blocking my view.

Originally posted by MiZz_LeXuS: That last poster was so ugly... :eek: Ewwwwwwww What!!!!! Were u expecting Nicole Kidman!!

I really don't know what is't that i miss or missed but i sure know that i won't miss poverty when i get enough money to declare my war with poverty is finally over.

So many naive pple up in here,Somali women do cheat big time but so do somali men.For a man or a woman to cheat he or she must find a willing apartner to engage in the act.So far it seems like there is more supply{willing partners} in the market than necessary, which in turn gives the bad guys{married peeps} cheating or thinking about cheating as an option.

Og-MOTI U just made a political statement about Nutritiouslly{like its a word} challenged pple.That brother ain't a cool thing to do. Now go back and sing like that guy,the two quarters fame....."I love u like a fat kid loves cake".......

Mizz lexus U.....U'r behavoir is Nothing knew, i was indeed expecting that from U.I really don't expect an Australian to have a sense of humour,or else who will take care of the Kangaroos in the outback. Ladiif LOOol who is that meeeeen? Just mention the damn name.i mean whoever is gonna get mad is upto him/her.We just here to make fun,not make love.

What do u think is the answer? I think Og.Moti Will say "Because i said she is sweet like Apple pie and i wanted to stick my finger in it" OG-girl- Because i said "my father will pay for my wedding" LOool just check the responses below. Colin Powell 's Answer: This is not about whether inspectors made sure the chicken crossed the road, it's about the willingness of the chicken to cross the road voluntarily. Darwin's Answer: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees. Another Answer: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads. (former) Iraq Information Minister: There is no such chicken trying to cross the road, and there never has been any such chicken. Moses's Answer: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. David Hume's Answer: Out of custom and habit. Douglas Adams's Answer: Forty-two. Epicurus's Answer: For fun. Henry David Thoreau's Answer: To live deliberately ... and suck all the marrow out of life. Hippocrates's Answer: Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas. Howard Cosell's Answer: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to homosapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurrence. Jack Nicholson's Answer: 'Cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason. John Sununu 's Answer: The Air Force was only too happy to provide the transportation, so quite understandably the chicken availed himself of the opportunity. Johann Friedrich von Goethe's Answer: The eternal hen-principle made it do it. Johnny Cochran 's Answer: Because the road was black and the chicken was white. We must acquit. Machiavelli's Answer: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was. Another Answer: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained Arthur Andersen Consultant's Answer: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken’s people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impact environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken’s mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. (Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful. Mark Twain's Answer: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated. Ralph Waldo Emerson's Answer: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it. Salvador Dali 's Answer: The Fish. Secretary Cheney's Answer: Chickens are big-time because they have wings. They could fly if they wanted to. Chickens don't want to cross the road. They don't need help crossing the road. In fact, I'm not interested in crossing the road myself. Senator Lieberman's Answer: I believe that every chicken has the right to worship his or her God in his or her own way. Crossing the road is a spiritual journey and no chicken should be denied the right to cross the road in his or her own way. The Sphinx's Answer: You tell me. Neil Armstrong's Answer: To go where no chicken has gone before. Thomas de Torquemada's Answer: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out. Timothy Leary's Answer: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take. George Bush's Answer: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here. Al Gore's Answer: I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people. Another Answer: I fight for the chickens and I am fighting for the chickens right now. I will not give up on the chickens crossing the road! I will fight for the chickens and I will not disappoint them Bill Gates' Answer: I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken. Martha Stewart's Answer: No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information. Dr. Seuss' Answer: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told! Ernest Hemingway's Answer: To die. In the rain. Alone. Martin Luther King Jr's Answer: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. Grandpa's Answer: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. Barbara Walters' Answer: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road. Ralph Nader's Answer: The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been pollutedby unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV. Another Answer: Chickens are misled into believing there is a road by the evil tire makers. Chickens aren't ignorant, but our society pays tire makers to create the need for these roads and then lures chickens into believing there is an advantage to crossing them. Down with the roads, up with chickens. Jerry Seinfield's Answer: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?" Pat Buchanan's Answer: To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American. Rush Limbaugh's Answer: I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build roads for chickens to cross. Jerry Falwell's Answer: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what they call it -- the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side.". John Lennon's Answer: Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace. Aristotle's Answer: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. Another Answer: To actualize it’s potential. Karl Marx's Answer: It was a historical inevitability. Saddam Hussein's Answer: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. Voltaire's Answer: I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it. Captain Kirk's Answer: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. Fox Mulder's Answer: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it? Scully's Answer: It was a simple bio-mechanical reflex that is commonly found in chickens. Bill Clinton's Answer: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please? Another Answer: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. However, I did ask Vernon Jordan to find the chicken a job in New York. The Bible's Answer: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. Albert Einstein's Answer: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? Another Answer: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference. Sigmund Freud's Answer: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. L.A.P.D.'s Answer: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out. Richard Nixon's Answer: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. Another Answer: I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens. Buddha's Answer: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature. Joseph Stalin's Answer: I don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make my omelette. Carl Jung's Answer: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and, therefore, synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being. Louis Farrakhan's Answer: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down. John Locke's Answer: Because he was exercising his natural right to liberty. Albert Camus' Answer: It doesn't matter; the chicken's actions have no meaning except to him. Oliver Stone's Answer: The question is not "Why did the chicken cross the road?" but is rather "Who was crossing the road at the same time whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?" Another Answer: National Security was at stake The Pope's Answer: That is only for God to know. Immanuel Kant's Answer: chicken, being an autonomous being, chose to cross the road of his own free will. Another Answer: The chicken was acting out of a sense of duty to cross the road, as chickens have traditionally crossed roads throughout history MC. Escher's Answer: That depends on which plane of reality the chicken was on at the time. George Orwell's Answer: Because the government had fooled him into thinking that he was crossing the road of his own free will, when he was really only serving their interests. Plato's Answer: For the greater good. Nietzsche's Answer: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you. Jean-Paul Sartre's Answer: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road. Emily Dickenson's Answer: Because it could not stop for death. O.J. Simpson's Answer: It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time. Ken Starr's Answer: I intend to prove that the chicken crossed the road at the behest of the president of the United States of America, in an effort to distract law enforcement officials and the American public from the criminal wrongdoing our highest elected official has been trying to cover up. As a result, the chicken is just another pawn in the president's ongoing and elaborate scheme to obstruct justice and undermine the rule of law. For that reason, my staff intends to offer the chicken unconditional immunity provided he cooperates fully with our investigation. Furthermore, the chicken will not be permitted to reach the other side of the road, until our investigation and any Congressional follow-up investigations, have been completed. (We also are investigating whether Sid Blumenthal has leaked information to the Rev. Jerry Falwell, alleging the chicken to be homosexual in an effort to discredit any useful testimony the bird may have to offer, or at least to ruffle his feathers.). Colonel Sanders' Answer: I missed one?