^^ I think that white flag and cimaamad was meant for Phanta Once again i found myself on the recieving end of the peace proposal and yet i never threatned anyone.

^^^^ Coz i was alarmed at the massive number of missile you was firing over my head.I had to run helter and skelter.I was in defensive mode and had to scramble afew b-52s of my own.

Phanta M You are pointing at me and i don't think i did anything wrong.Like i said before i have no idea what the guys are talking about. It wasn't me and i suggest you should address them with their names just clarify the threat .

XU Oh come off it. I know plenty of people who sleep with younger children, mostly of ethnic minorities like Asians, Somalis, Africans etc. You have to know that black people are more social and as a result they always have family and friends staying the night Black pple ain't no different than other pple and certainly they were never more social than any other race.Black people are poor and its poverty that makes most of them hang around each other. So does dressing in pajamas and arriving in court an hour late, part of the "black" culture.

For heaven sake what on earth are you guys talking about. I never heard of kuunto or buufka. Back to the topic.When it comes to women,i don't discriminate i just stimulate. And i will definately know whether i prefer skinny girls or fat azz sisters after i marry.Untill then, i'm like drs without boarders,landing everywhere and providing some emergency love medications.

Xinfanin You are on your own brother.I can already see the dacaas and the frying pan flying around.remember what they say "Hell has no fury like an angry woman". Even I had hard time explaining to the westernized mind the permissibility of marrying a second, third, or fourth for that matter You should never explain anything to any woman. I'm not abig fan of "the whole second wife thing" since i barely can take care of the first one.However, i must say if and when i decide to marry a second wife,i won't discuss anything with my first wife.I will let her hear the rumours from the relatives and neighbours. Finally when she confronts me,i will tell her like it is.And if she keeps nagging me well i will have no choice but to replace the sister with a third one from village just to piss her off.

Msword Alla yaa Usheego wiilashaan, the amount of Pain,the cramping, the back aches,etc. that comes with having such long albeit nice legs . Ain't none a foot or should we say a leg massage won't cure.Just ask for a volunteer and you will definately be surprised with the quality of the massage going on around the hood nowadays

3merald on the other hand i think Shyhem's is really cool, im startin to believe that guy is him, LooooooOl I kinda like u'r imaginations.Not bad at all.You ain't that far from the truth and when and if i hit London you will definately see me,Maybe minus my dreadlocks but nevertheless the same shyhem u had in mind . Anyway back to the topic, i have no choice but to vote for 3merald

Bachelor Yeah,not bad at all,considering u have fine latinas in cali and Tijuana ain't that far from the boarder. Ay kutubeey Don't worry about the falling vision we have the finest Doctors in mpls who will correct that. You just have say whether you want contacts or lasik surgery. seriously though menshealth magazine needs to check their facts, cuz aint nothing special about minifaboulas How dare you say that.How about me to start with ..............Seriously though it depends on who you hang out with and what is it that you're exactly looking for.I can assure you it will definately be better than columbus especially cleveland avenue and Morse road or as u guys call it (morris road)

I definately think we are all losing our culture in one way or another. How about i start with you.Take alook at u'r signature and tell me what do you mean by "no breakfast in bed". The good old somali women will never say anything like that especially when they are trying to attract "potential" husband..........or maybe the young girls nowadays have lost the art of shukaansi and ofcourse cooking.

I don't know anything about her,but nice legs anyway.

Congratulation girl,wait for your sharci in the mail.Since you live in UK, u will be given orientation by the londonites starting from next week.

^^^^ E-Z brother,hopefully u'r city will be smarter by next year. Runaway Virgin Which county are you representing now,Maimi dade or Virginia beach. Ay kutubeey I need to move to the smartest city eh ...if only i knew what city that was Is it the glasses or u didn't read the rankings. Minneapolis indeed is the smartest city according to the above rankings. Besbaaso I guess you talking about Seatle,home of Boeing and Microsoft. Hebel And, is this the reason why you dropped out of collage? .What do u mean by "is this" and what on earth are you talking about. . . Your parents sent you to be better than them, and you dropped out and went on all out freaking Girls Gone Wild video tryout? Assumption # 1..My parent did not send me anywhere nor do they want me to be better than them.They just want me to be who iam and who iam is better than who i was.My parent do not judge me on what they have achieved but rather on what i have not achieved. .Assumption # 2...I did not dropout of college to go on an all out of freaking girls gone wild video tryout. Assumption #3...I'm not agirl nor did i do a"tryout" for any girl video. . Is this according to how many parties each city hosts or is it how many 50 Cent look alike are there? Until now,this must be the most stup!d question i ever come across on this website....... Scroll up the article and check the reasons menshealth give for the rankings. . . . Get me out of this misery and tell me why in the freaking hell did you do this. Now its official,this is the most stup!d question i have ever seen on this website. . . Why damn you, Why? Ok this is becoming weird, and i'm not sure how to deal with you.Please sit here and i will go and get a psychologist to evalute you.

^^^ You are a victim of your own imaginations.Honolulu might sound exotic but it ain't as innocent as you think.

Farah Columbus ain't a place you should be excited about.As amatter of fact the whole state of Ohio is a boring and depressing place to be. Columbus ain't no different than most sleepy boring midwestern towns.The only positive thing about columbus is there are plenty of somali women if you are single.Be careful of the young boys there,they have no manners and are wangstas with guns.

mombasa queen Duluth can get boring during the winter but i think it's a beautiful place come summertime.I can't say so for St Paul,Infact i don't know anything about St paul.

I apologise in advance for the folks living outside of USA.And for the brown eyed Somericans here is u'r results. As usual my city rocks.Ironically,even a college dropout like me couldn't drag her grades down.But again i'm college dropout in minneapolis which basically means maintaining good grades was a never problem with me.I had other issues to take care of and i will definately be back in school to pick from where i had left at a time of my own choosing Inshallah.Anyway here are the rankings from Menshealth Magazine Is Your City Stup!d? Find out how your city ranks in intelligence. These Metrogrades results ain't brain surgery Edited by: Liesa Goins Unless you're trying to run an Internet scam, life is easier when you can avoid dummies. Which means the residents of Fort Wayne, Indiana, face a challenge: That's the town that ranks last in our measures of intelligence. (Dan Quayle grew up just outside Fort Wayne. Coincidence?) Indiana's second-largest city can't be completely lacking in smarts, though--the NBA started there. We based our rankings on the number of bachelor's degrees per capita, the number of universities, inhabitants' SAT scores, state creativity scores as assessed by Catalytix and the Richard Florida Creativity Group, and the number of Nobel Prize winners for physics and medicine born within the towns' borders. When our crew of brains finished crunching the numbers, Minneapolis came out as the nation's valedictorian. Boston and Denver also sit at the head of the class. Your City's Grade 1. Minneapolis, MN A+ 2. Boston, MA A+ 3. Denver, CO A+ 4. St. Paul, MN A+ 5. Seattle, WA A+ 6. San Francisco, CA A+ 7. Madison, WI A 8. San Diego, CA A 9. Colorado Springs, CO A- 10. Portland, OR A- 11. Chicago, IL A- 12. (tie) Kansas City, MO A- Los Angeles, CA A- 14. San Jose, CA B+ 15. (tie) Sacramento, CA B+ Oakland, CA B+ Nashville, TN B+ 18. Des Moines, IA B+ 19. Columbus, OH B+ 20. Lincoln, NE B+ 21. Tulsa, OK B+ 22. Omaha, NE B 23. Fremont, CA B 24. Austin, TX B 25. Baton Rouge, LA B 26. Wichita, KS B 27. Cincinnati, OH B- 28. New Orleans, LA B- 29. Lexington-Fayette, KY B- 30. Oklahoma City, OK B- 31. Salt Lake City, UT B- 32. (tie) Spokane, WA B- New York, NY B- 34. Charlotte, NC B- Physical actions can rev up your brain, says Daniel Amen, M.D., a brain-imaging expert. > To gain focus, make a C with your thumb and index finger and use it to rub the area on either side of your breastbone, below your collarbone, with your other hand over your navel. Change hands and repeat. 35. (tie) St. Louis, MO C+ Richmond, VA C+ 37. Boise, ID C+ 38. Birmingham, AL C+ 39. Milwaukee, WI C+ 40. Phoenix, AZ C+ 41. Jersey City, NJ C+ 42. Virginia Beach, VA C+ 43. (tie) Albuquerque, NM C+ Raleigh, NC C+ 45. (tie) Aurora, CO C+ Grand Rapids, MI C+ 47. Norfolk, VA C+ 48. Little Rock, AR C+ 49. Atlanta, GA C+ 50. (tie) Durham, NC C Dallas, TX C 52. Memphis, TN C 53. Akron, OH C 54. Arlington, VA C 55. Montgomery, AL C 56. Washington, DC C 57. Long Beach, CA C 58. Louisville, KY C- 59. (tie) Houston, TX C- Anaheim, CA C- 61. Rochester, NY C- 62. Chesapeake, VA C- 63. Pittsburgh, PA C- 64. (tie) Tacoma, WA C- Tucson, AZ C- Fresno, CA C- 67. Mesa, AZ C- 68. Baltimore, MD C- 69. Indianapolis, IN C- 70. Honolulu, HI C- Do You Remember Me? Give your short-term memory a boost by pulling the outer edge of your ear, starting at the top and moving down to the lobe. 71. Orlando, CA D+ 72. Shreveport, LA D+ 73. Anchorage, AK D+ 74. Cleveland, OH D+ 75. Scottsdale, AZ D+ 76. Lubbock, TX D+ 77. Bakersfield, CA D+ 78. Detroit, MI D+ 79. San Antonio, TX D+ 80. (tie) Riverside, CA D+ Jacksonville, FL D+ 82. Fort Worth, TX D+ 83. Philadelphia, PA D 84. Modesto, CA D 85. (tie) Toledo, OH D Stockton, CA D 87. Yonkers, NY D 88. Garland, TX D 89. Buffalo, NY D 90. Plano, TX D 91. Tampa, FL D 92. Providence, RI D- 93. St. Petersburg, FL D- 94. Miami, FL D- 95. Greensboro, NC D- 96. El Paso, TX F 97. Newark, NJ F 98. Las Vegas, NV F 99. Laredo, TX F 100. Corpus Christi, TX F 101. Fort Wayne, IN F Memory Game This exercise improves memory and coordination: While standing, alternate touching your left knee with your right hand and your right knee with your left hand. Repeat 15 times. If you think the above results was flawed how about you check this,especially the part that says Somali taxi driver with advanced degree in computer programming. http://www.popsci.com/popsci/generaltech/article/0,20967,1027220,00.html

Stoic I'm sorry i didn't make myself clear.I did not and i do not intend to lessen the magnitude or the seriousness of smoking among men or women for that matter. I do not believe male smokers are in any way, shape or form better than female smokers.However i do not intend to share bed with a wife who smokes hence the reason i'm more concerned about a female smoker than a male smoker.

N.O.R.E Next is E

In this website,every brother claims to be a none smoke.There is something really really fishy about that........or maybe they are saying the truth. Anyway, smokers you can smoke all you want.I definately don't give a damn about the f^^k you do with your lungs.If you are a woman that is a different story.

If u can't fix your house,what makes you think others will fix it for you.I don't know which one is sad,the fact that you believe in the whole UN "international" we are the world crap or the fact that somalis can't fix their sh!t. You can take a cow to the river, but you can never force the cow to drink from the river.I personally believe,Only the folks currently living in Somalia can fix the mess they created.

^^^^ U seem to be shocked.Is it bad if we lived in the same city.I don't think it is a good idea to be sleepless in Seatle,coz i be singing about the rain, the pain and doing it in vain. Anyway I represent the city of the lakes,the cleanest city in America and finally the smartest city in old USA as voted by MENSHEALTH magazine.

Juba lOOOL........Lets keep it a secret. You know, me and you we cool with each other.

Today i'm kinda feeling the whole be nice to the women, and women need affirmative action thing.So i say respect to the sisters and wish you good luck in life. And to the men i say No more discrimination against this fine women up in here .

You want to know what i think of MJ.He ******* sick and freaking ugly.Dude is guilty as a muthaf**ka. What the f**k was he thinking saying "its ok to let young boys sleep in the same bed with you".Damn!! I don't even sleep with my young brothers in the same bed let alone of strangers. I was about to say NI99a is crazy,but i just realised he ain't no ni99a.He is a 40 forty old blackman who freaking looks like a 60yrs old white women.He kinda surprised me with the whole tree climbing thing he was doing in Martin Bashir's documentary.He even had the audacity to say "i like climbing trees"........I'm like damnnnnn muthaf**ka!! U need a truckload of prayers. MJ.....I say he did it,and O.J too he did it!