Fiqikhayre

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  1. Not until I say so! The teacher dismisses the child you know, not the other way around.
  2. Your's is laughable but I guess adeer Hiiraale is made out of hard rock? lol, give me a break. keep the amusement up.
  3. Bandar Beyla, nice! Definately on my must visit list inshallah. Anyhow as I travel to Eyl, Bander Beyla would be in reach for me inshallah. Hope to visit it then, godwillingly.
  4. ^Adeer, you didn't get it. lol, you're fake! Bogus. keep us amusing.
  5. I know Violeet! But we as reer Eyl really do hate the old man! We despise him really hard but that matters little to this ignorant bunch.
  6. The reason is simple because they see my signature, everone believes that I'm from a certain clan but here come's the big surprise that will drop your [insert english word, I can't remember], because me and Abdullahi Yusuf are not from the same clan, Yes you heard it right and here me and him are not from the same clan! I'm from ************ clan whilst he is from the ********* clan, you see two different clans! How could we be from the same clan whilst I'm from Eyl the Nugaal whilst he is from Gaalkacyo Mudug! He and GD are from the same clan but not me so don't label me or say what you don't know off that we belong to the same clan because we don't! Thanks very much, it's appreciated. [ January 29, 2007, 12:26 AM: Message edited by: Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar ]
  7. ^Adeer, if you were made out of money, you would be counterfeit 100% for sure. Lol!
  8. I’m MkA Usama, former Qaran-fighter Joined Al-Qaeda became bin laden writer I live in Kandahar and Tora bora with the Taliban Americans only have bullets made from marzipan They hunt me with a gunship and apache I shoot one down to feel catchy Crew is captured by SOL’s Al-Qaeda fraternity Zarqawi style execution sends them to hell for eternity!
  9. Lol at Taako and Mariano! I was once told by a good aunt of me, that she and her fellow friends one day followed the funeral procession of Michel Mariono for clannish reasons! Apparently a fellow clansman of her said that the odey has 'bakhti' and they should follow his dead coffin all the way to the roman church in central Mogadishu! This was just before the civil war and she was saying that they just stood outside the church because they as muslims didn't want to enter it but apparently following the dead guy all the way to church was ok. Anyhow she said it was really bad and that she made repentence to god for making that grave sin. I was laughing all day wallahi that funny it was. She also told me it was a whole clan group that escorted him all the way to church but that they knew that they were following a gaal, really funny as some 'elder' told her not to miss this important 'event' hence her being there!
  10. Lol, Naxar! Brother don't take the likes of horn serious, I don't even respond to him anymore, he's a well proven charlatan. He surely is comedy value himself, Adeer Hiiraale cleaning and doing his job very well indeed. Keep it up inshallah, at last one that knows the description of his job unlike the former speaker of parliament who thought of himself being PM/President. Hiiraale is doing his job very nicely. Head down and on does he go with his job, I must comment him for that. A loyal servant indeed.
  11. Al-Qaeda dispatched me to Somalia in an emergency Crossing the Arabian Sea to lead the Somali insurgency I came across jire and Xiin who travelled from Karachi They’re ready for Jihaad and the great Ethiopian hibachi
  12. My friends from AQ send me there, in order to 'spice up', the patty and pathetic insurgency in Mogadishu and I kindly excepted their offer as I got lots of experties from Iraq as I fought along side Mr. Zarqawi himself.
  13. No, I have joined the insurgency is much more fun.
  14. I no longer support the government, I deserted!
  15. I wanted to come to Australia a long time ago but their embassy in London didn't want me to issue a visa as they told me, it was a prerequisite to have a criminal record of some sort before being allowed to get a visa into the country, which sadly I didn't have!
  16. ^Sorry, I cannot discuss with emotions and people who have grudges, but don't worry, I shall engage with Xiin inshallah until you manage to control your emotions, crying and anger outbursts! Yes to Xiin, brother how should I engage you in debate, when it seems that you're one of those corrupting this place with your persecption of religion? Wasn't it you, who said that the Shiicah Al-Ithna Cashariyyah weren't gaalo? How can I ever take you seriously brother after uttering such dangerous and corrupt words? Clarify your position first and denounce the Shiicah by saying that they have disbeliefed, then only then brother can I take your religious views seriously but not prior to that! If you come out and do not make condemnation on the Shia brother, then I shall assume that you're happy with their beliefs and I shall never ever engage you in a religious debate because no righteous muslim person who is knowledgeable of this religion would deny the Shiites being disbeliefers and non-muslims! So the stage is yours just don't slip on the persian/shia blood that has been accidently spilled on the ground as it is time for the anual ritual of 'cutting' onself with a sword in Iran and other shia populated countries! Khayr inshallah!
  17. Sister Val, It is only befitting for me to tell you not to argue with Kashafa because he suffers from an emotional condition just like some pregnant women suffer from, who whenever they lay eyes on their husbands start wailing, shouting and crying until there are no more tears! Hormones are effecting their physical, mental and emotional sensing and capacity! Pregnant Kashafa just like the harmone-effected women descriped are particularly allergic towards their 'husbands' or future father to be’s of their child! So, I’ll give him time a few weeks to recover! Usually the pregnant’s wife relatives after the pregnant women’s shout rush out with the 'husband’s' and tell them to stay away for a couple of days/weeks and gradually reintrodue themselves to their 'wife’s'! So our Kashafa is suffering from that kinda illness and emotional time were hormones make him ‘funny’ or seemingly distressed, so I opted out to stay away for a couple of days/weeks/months for him to recover, then I will gradually start 'talking' to him and engaging him in a senseful and emotionless discussion but not whilst he’s suffering form that emotional condition! So let’s talk about other issues, tell me sister ‘How has sunny Buuhoodle been’? ‘Have you been lately in contact’?
  18. ^Nice you going to china, I've heard there's a spaggeti eating north and a rice eating south, which part you going to? The spagetti eating one or the rice eating one?
  19. Such rituals were plenty back in the days but under the flag of Al-Islam they have been put down for example in Egypt, the coptic eyptians used throw little girls into the river nile in order to 'prevent' its bank from overflowing and thus ruining the crop nearby! God saved all those little girls and women for if it wasn't for Al-Islam, they still be throwing girls into the nile in Egypt!
  20. Kudos to them, that's what me and the rest of reer Nugaal were saying all along but something is missing, here! Where's Garooweonline, spreading mischief and the likes of the characters who use to roam this side? Gone into thin air I believe!
  21. Kashafa says: Munaafiq Kaafir Amxaar MKA. Coincidence ? Hey, don't shoot the messenger. I'm just sayin Kashafa then wrote: Sometimes the stars(letters) just align right. Might be a missing initial L for Lover at the end. Ismun calaa Mus'amaa strikes again. He then proceeds to say: Anyway, I did suggest there's a L missing, afterwhich the name would change to Munaafiq Kaafir Amxaar Lover. Which explains a lot, don'cha think ? He also wrote addressed to sister Valenteenah: Your cyber-boyfriend was always harping about reading comprehension. Make up your minds yourselves about his tasteless, wicked, hostile and unislamic conduct. He can say what he likes about me but not the good sister! Address me the next time if you have got a grudge against me but don't ever come rushing all over the sister, Ducuf waaxid!
  22. I suppose so Valenteenah, it's a seven hour event afterall, there's ought to be food, if not then refreshments surely! Canjeero, bariis, hilib ari/geel and bun comes to mind. On the other hand Kashafa has no excuse whatsoever but his islamic princples have forsaken him because of emotions that are not based on Islam! Anyhow MKA stands for something entirely different and he knows it! So no expalin there.
  23. There was once this teacher who talked in a great length on how a great achievement it was to give the right of inheritence to women, I believe some time in the 20th centuary! I reminded her that Islam gave that right to muslim women in the 7th centuary, which made the rest of the attendees of the class very quite for a long time! Islam is great and the only way were women can truelly achieve emancipation and true liberation in the sense of the word! The reason being that Islam has tailored differend genders according to their best roles, women are nowadays confused because they've accidently gone into another world that isn't theirs, thus the confusion and reverse of gender roles we're seeing now and unless we return to Islam, our women will find it difficult and hard because pursuing a path that isn't reserved for you will make you lose out whether it is spiritual, emotional, mental or physical! Inshallah we ask favours from Allaah tonot lead on our women into the traps the west has set out for them in order to confuse their state of mind! Amiin.
  24. I know it's bit late but come to Minneapolis's convention center inshallah there's still time left, the event is highly organised and will go on till midnight, so time left to make yourself ready and put on your best, enjoy if you live in Minneapolis, I say! SOMALI GOVERNMENT SUPPORT EVENT SPEAKERS: - DR. Elmi Duale, Somalui Government Ambassador to the United Nations - THE PRESIDENT Abdullahi Y. Ahmed & THE P.M. Professor Ali M. Geddi Will speak to the participants through a Teleconference system from Mogadishu, Somalia. Waberi and Minnesota Singers will entertain the crowd. WHEN: Friday, January 26, 2007 TIME TIME: 5:00PM – Midnight WHERE: Minneapolis Convention Center (Ball Room A). FOR MORE INFORMATION, PLEASE CALL: Abdirizak (Duceysane) – Tel: (612) 702-2072 Safia - Tel: (651) 746-9465 Warsame: 612-978-9978
  25. You two just be happy that you have been born into a muslim family! Appreciate that, because Islam gives unique rights and responsibilities to women, which all other ideologies in this world do not and who seem to abuse women if it is through the perceived 'freedom' the west provides or the harsh 'treatment' towards women, that is practised in the far east! Say, Al-Hamduilallah for making us muslims!