^ That's a boring idea lol. I might just revive that infamous 'official 1000st post thread' or something... Hmmm..

^Sure thing Paragon lol. Don't mind me, i'm just wasting time until I reach my 1000 post mark. I'm wondering how I should commemorate it.

^More like so ahead. It's already Monday in some parts of this country.

^LoL, I know. Australia reset it last week as well.

Clearly she is talking globally.

Originally posted by Socod_badne: Take the goat whisperer Geedi for example. He is reputed to be a professor yet has the intelligence of stillborn.

MMA, it's one of my favourite books. He was a true example of an indivdual willing to speak truth to power. Here are two more clips folks. Islam is the best religion A problem of human rights

^ I can't see how she could have gone anywhere. When I checked in the top ten threads had KoolKat as the last poster. She seems to be on a virtual rampage lol.

^ No, so long as they don't conduct 'dubious operations' they are okay. The Xabashi assault is clear for all to see, and consequently they are no enemy. Makes perfect sense lol.

A hilarious clip centered on opposition leader Kevin Rudd. Those more familiar with Australian politics will find this more amusing. Check it out though.

I'm sure many of you admire Malcolm X/El Hajj Malik Shabazz (aun) as much as I do. Listening to him speak truly is a pleasure. Here are a couple of clips I thought I'd share. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. Malcolm X at Oxford More at Oxford Our history was destroyed by slavery I believe in one God More to come.

^LoL. You're right there, I thought something was amiss. My mistake walaal.

Originally posted by Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar: Typical redneck, arrogantly ignorant American with a KKK mentality. Well, Mr. KKK, my awoowe too had 700 gaals. That isn't something to brag about me thinks.

^^LoL! Do forgive me Castro, I posted that up really really late and had obviously lost the plot by then. I don't even remember why I responded like that. But it may have just been annoyance at sentences like these. Last year Ethiopia invaded Somalia in support of a UN-backed transitional federal government, which had been threatened with jihad by the Union of Islamic Courts (UIC) that had taken over Mogadishu, the capital. The Americans joined in, giving vital intelligence, to catch al-Qaeda people whom the UIC was sheltering. In any case this is my cue for a break.

^WTH

^I'm a little confused. How was the Greater Somalia movement clanist? If anything, I would have thought referring to the region as Somali Galbeed was more unifying.

The saga continues... Children in Chad abduction row say they have parents: aid agencies ABECHE, Chad (AFP) — International aid agencies on Thursday rejected the war orphan label attached to 103 children at the centre of a child abduction scandal involving a French charity in Chad. In a joint statement, the International Committee of the Red Cross (ICRC), the UN High Commissioner for Refugees and UNICEF said 91 of the children had spoken of coming from a "family environment with at least one adult in a parental role ". "Therefore they cannot be considered to be orphans," ICRC spokeswoman Anna Schaaf told AFP in Geneva. Schaaf said questioning of the children suggested that most of them were in fact Chadians. Chad's security forces have arrested 19 people since a small French charity, Zoe's Ark, attempted to fly the children to France, believing they were orphans from the war-torn Sudanese region of Darfur across the desert border. Nine French nationals -- six members of the charity and three journalists -- face a forced labour sentence on charges of kidnapping and extortion, while seven Spanish flight crew are charged with complicity. A Belgian pilot of 75 was also charged on Wednesday because he had flown the children from the border settlement of Adre to the main eastern town of Abeche, where the Zoe's Ark people were arrested on October 25. The charity workers have rejected any suggestion of a kidnap operation, saying they had acted in good faith, believing they were saving Darfurese children from certain death. The relief agencies' statement said most of the children appeared to have come from villages along the Chad-Sudan border, which is a porous area that has for years been wracked not only by an influx of hundreds of thousands of Darfur refugees but Chadian rebel insurgency and ethnic strife. "Most of the children are Chadian, but not all," said Schaaf. The statement said relief workers had spent days talking to the 21 girls and 82 boys aged between one and about 10. "From the information gathered, they live in villages on Chad's territory, but we don't know if they originate from these villages. We can't tell what their nationality is," Schaaf said. For the Chad government, the origin of the children is a moot point. "Whatever the case, whether the children are Chadian or Sudanese, the (Zoe's Ark) operation took place in Chad. That's what matters," a senior Chadian official who asked not to be named told AFP on Thursday. The Belgian pilot has been jailed in N'Djamena, while the other arrested Europeans are still in police custody in Abeche. French President Nicolas Sarkozy late Wednesday again urged Chad's President Idriss Deby Itno to free the journalists, a Chadian judicial source said, but a senior official said "we're being asked to twist the arm of justice." The affair has embarrassed France, the former colonial power in Chad. France maintains a military base in Chad and later this month is due to take charge of a European peacekeeping force there to protect some 300,000 Darfur refugees and displaced locals. The French military has acknowledged providing assistance to members of Zoe's Ark in Chad, but only in the form of on-the-spot humanitarian aid for children in very bad physical shape. Thursday's statement from the relief agencies said that none of them were in a "worrying state, for now, of health. Some have received care for benign injuries." source

^I think he was just making fun of all the announcement threads on SOL.

Originally posted by NGONGE: ^^ Have you ever heard sijui's talk? In fact, have you ever heard sijui girls talk? “ So I said to him, kikki tiki waka under no circumstances would I dakiika dalili harka na rempa. And for your information lisilokuwapo moyoni,halipo machoni so you better not phone me because manahodha wengi chombo huenda mrama and don’t waste your time telling me mchovya asali hachovi mara moja! He got upset and hung up. Asaalaala! Can you believe the maskiini tiiki murampa shamali taktak hung up on me? Majuto ni mjukuu....” Ps I made some up and cheated a little. Where's Faarax-Brawn?

^^ SheekhaJacaylka, what a strange man you are. Let me inform you that you started this exact topic earlier this year. How old are you? Get yourself checked out in Addis.

Somalis giving Kenyans a run for their money. Enjoy.

Originally posted by Nayruus: I just want to ask you to agree that I peacefully marry one of your women. Not a tall one even, for thirty thousand US dollars in cold cash. I always knew Somali men were much more romantic then we thought.

^Haha, that's classic.

SOOL clean up? I've never been a fan of euphemisms. :rolleyes:

Originally posted by General Duke: The preperations are under way. Its time to reclaim all of SOOL. Which hat have you got on today?