Alle-ubaahne

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  1. Alle-ubaahne

    Dilemma

    Originally posted by Rahima: ^ :rolleyes: Rahima ii daa gabdhaha kuma jirto, waa diracad ilaaheey karti rageed oo kale siiyay. Iiga leexda gabartaas yar, eedo ayey ii tahayee.
  2. ^^You are blaming the whites and I am blaming the illecit sex.
  3. I was tailoring your graveyard sheets, and you guys are here repairing my shoes, by discussing about the greatness of Shiiq Alle-ubaahne's immense knowledge in Islam! Liberals are always liberals, haye maxaad hada leedihiin, Alle-ubaahne xitaa sida faataxada loo aqriyo ma yaqaano soo maaha? There is a somali proverb, which says, "Baqashii fardaha la mirataa faras bey is moodaa", which am sure goes like this in english, the donkey that flocks with the horses assumes himself as a horse. Now you guys know few dialectic arabic words because you spent few days with some arabs, and you suddenly raise yourselves to the level of people of knowledge, haa ka soco, war ayaa ka danbeyn doonee. Somali shiiq of no arabic: As. Wr. Wb. How are you brother? Average arab: Ws wb wb. Alhamdulilah, good. Somali Shiiq of no arabic: what is your name? Average arab: Ngonge Castro Mutakalim Somali Shiiq: Mash-allah, and my name is Alle-ubaahne. Average arab: Don't you speak Arabic? Somali Shiiq: I don't know Arabic language. do you know Islamic knowledge? (meaning are you versed in Islam) Average arab: No, I don't know that, but I am Arabic man, I know Arabic language! Somali Shiiq: Jahli Carab iyo Carab-la-joog galay looma taag helo!
  4. Originally posted by brotha: I would greatly appreciate if someone could help me out, I have 3 words in somali, or ut least i think it's somali, and i really would appreciate if you could translate it for me in english: HAMOOGAANIN TAARIIKHDA'UU MAGALIN LEEYAHA these are the words that if you could tell me the meaning in english it would be of great help! thank you again for this! yours, HAMOOGAANIN = I am aware your illegal activities. TAARIIKHDA'UU = Your time in this world is limited, so find out the location of your graveeyard soon, before its too late. MAGALIN LEEYAHA = This two words is what we call the worst form of Af-lagaado iyo Qubxi. Therefore, qubxi is the latest caay, and Af-lagaado is the begining of xumaantii hore. In combination, they form a sense of very unbearable defamatory remarks!
  5. ^the newest surrogate to register in the liberal wing is proving nearly so effective, but soon we are going to hunt you down, as well. So make sure you conceal yourself for an undetectable cave somewhere in the mountains depths of SOL.
  6. Originally posted by Castro: ^ I'll take the path of least resistance. Alle-ubaahne, here I come. Interesting indeed! But the problem is that we're not taught how to take seriously the words of Liberals, since their position fluctuates. But, look, for us to regard your unverifible promises, is there any way you can join our efforts to cleanse out the remaining liberal remnants in SOL, because our position so far is either you are with them or with us! Yes, I am talking about the big fish, ngonge. tip us which cave he dwells!
  7. The castro's surrogates wish to finish me with their weak jabs, but I am afraid Alle-ubaahne is more formidable than they assume. The fleeing Castro and retreat predicts the demise of liberal domination era. Our ferocious heat will keep blowing to that direction until we confirm no returning fires. the battle continues........
  8. Originally posted by Castro: quote:Originally posted by GEEL-JIRE: There is something un-modest about it! That is, as they say, my personalment gut-feeling. Your gut and your argument, sir, are both full of shidh. Qofkii raba inuu LIBERAL careysan arko, ninkaan ha fiiriyo! One sign you can definately recognize in the behaviour of liberals is that they fight for miximum obsenity in the public arena, and that is a fact discovered recently.
  9. Alle-ubaahne

    Plan B

    Originally posted by Socod_badne: quote:Originally posted by SeeKer: Would that be pray tell? Giving "gatorade" to the lil guy to swim faster. No, I'd give the lil guy invisible potion to enable him to slip past the gatekeepers undetected. They say in Somalia, "the foot that doesn't stop is prone to encounter with the most despicable shame", and that you walk too much in this net, am afraid you are championing to be more than Mr. Castro, the head of the liberal wings in SOL. War hooy wiil yahow socodka badan jooji!
  10. Originally posted by Castro: quote:Originally posted by Alle-ubaahne: So sad that the sister didn't notice the presence of the great Shiiq Alle-ubaahne This coming from the same dude who called Arabic, the language of the holy Quran, 'af qalaad'. :rolleyes: Are you saying you can't know the religion of Islam without knowing the Arabic language? Saaxiib, the so-called af-qalaad you were using at the time is very much in line with what the Egyptians speak, which is none standard arabic, more of a strange dialect, and to expect from Shiiq Alle-ubaahne to understand such things is not only an insult, but a danbi foolxun. Now, what is so amazing is that you happen to be the single most illiterate person in Islamic studies in SOL, and yet you know some arabic words that depict you more jaahil! Cajiib, saaxiib! I am a well-known shiiq not in this electronic platform but in real life places where people listen from me in my waanooyin and advocacy for a sound society. Yes saaxiib, I encourage you to do more in Islam, and I know that you always dream in becoming one day as the Great Sh. Alle-ubaahne. That is still doable, go ahead!
  11. Ilaahey shiiqa haka furdaamiyo gaalada iyo cadowga bilaa danbiga iskaga xirtay, aamiin. Castro: Ka daa meesha fowadada adeer, It was asked here your prayers for the Shiekh, not your mere analysis!
  12. So sad that the sister didn't notice the presence of the great Shiiq Alle-ubaahne and Sh. Nur Al-e-nuuri, who regularly contribute to the discussions in this site and help nomads grasp Islam more precisely than what some foreign scholars preach about. We are going to release some Islamic books as the online scholars on behalf of the Somali religious leaders. The books will range from compilation of fatwas and attiquetes of fiqi and sunnah researches, as well as the importance of reviving Islam in global scope for targeting the Ummah at large. For further details on this, you may reach our secretary sister Rahima, who handles such questions from confussed people on our mission.
  13. Now, though its a sad reality, but am asking where are the liberals who always tend to advocate the system of democracy over Shariica law, when our homeland suffers from all preventable obsenities by means of our religion!
  14. This is a great topic, indeed!
  15. Alle-ubaahne

    Dilemma

    ^I take that as a compliment for my good intentions towards the woman.
  16. Alle-ubaahne

    Dilemma

    ^^Ha igu xaman afka qalaad, adeer!
  17. Alle-ubaahne

    Dilemma

    Ok, Guur-u-baahaneey! Shirka waa xiran yahay.
  18. Alle-ubaahne

    Dilemma

    Originally posted by Curling Waterfall: ^^ U two. Shaqo kale doonta. I'm very clear. :cool: Out of generosity, I'll try to offer a marriage proposal for you in the form of charity before the end of this decade. Do you feel happy, eedo?
  19. Alle-ubaahne

    Dilemma

    Originally posted by Curling Waterfall: Ye of little faith Castro . I meant I see no problems with the practice. After all, am a Muslim and I cant deny something that is allowed by Allah. However I despise the misuse of it. For myself, it’s a completely different issue. I’ve actually never pondered it…except when I come across topics on SOL. I’ve not seen a polygamous relationship in my family too…and extended family… so its not an option I even consider so after all, you admit that you want to marry a man with the ambition of marrying more than one wife? I am afrait its too late now, somalis are running the dearth of men thesedays.
  20. ^^Your idealogies, practically speaking, are prone to engage with such activities of beating women only becase we've observed what the likes in your category had done to women! A recent research published in the Washington Post says that, did you read, abti?
  21. Originally posted by Uma: "I think, ceebna ha igu ahaatee inaan sheego, Kubka is under my list of vital measurement to consider for evaluating women's beauty." Hey, I don't think that's ceeb. Infact you put smile on my face. heheheheheeeeeeeeeeee (If you know what I mean) Naga daa ina-adeereey ha iga xishoodsiine, koley meeshu waa madal ku haboon oraahyada maldahane... hee iigu soo celi maxaa igu tiri? lol
  22. Originally posted by Callypso: ^Just reading between the lines. So... why do you hate women? good........
  23. I guess there is also a need for the section of dhalinyarada guurdoonka ah, plus a section where the conservatives can pool on their views without fearing from those ultra-liberalists' interventions. Besides that, I agree with brother Nur for all his sincere proposals.
  24. ^ Ishaa ka tuurtay saaxiib! Sidee ku ogaatay waal yaabee, ninyahow?
  25. ^Sax oday Baashi, Arintaas waa ku saxan yahay wiilka Tahliil la yiraahdo, waana arin aan dhamaanteen wada aaminsan nahay runtii.