^Looooooool. Allah ku jecliyaa. If you do bump into him, ii sabaaxadee, pls. Waryaa, Marx. I think that you own me an apology..

@ Faheema.

Shabcaan starts next week, The Prophet (saw) recommended fasting in Shabcaan and it gears you up for Ramadaan too, so make the most of it. Insha Allah.

^You’re being very silly now. Mise, are you so shy to approach that pretty young thing that you insist on hiding behind me? Hmmmm! I'm starting to think this was all a dream.

Obama is the most overrated politician, ever. Somalis need to see past his blackness and his connection to Islam (which he seems to be extremely ashamed of). He’s an articulate fool.

Sheherzade, Hehhe. wachulukinat? Marx, Stop playing, eedo. You know better.

Oh, my god..eh..I'm like totally busted. *blushes* Foxy Marc, eh? That's hot. LOL

^Xaraam calaykum, waa bilaa modern eeh, wiilka haka waalina. Marx, If that is your 'game', one can't help but wonder if you'll ever get the chance to reproduce. Bisinka, huuno, all this suuro and mukur are not attractive qualities in a man. In fact, it's a tad queer (no pun intended). Compose yourself and step up to her.

Marx.. So, there is a purpose to your silly videos. This reminds me of that Donell Jones tune.. Good luck finding her...

Af May is a language. It's unfortunately designated as a dialect due to sociopolitics... I would love to learn it, it sounds cute.

^I'm beyond upset, darling. I just went and st*pidly read your smelly story. Allah beerka, I need a doctor.

NG, Yeah, but.. Argghh. Astaqfirullah. I hate you. :mad:

^OMG, who??? You better tell me via PM, NG. Hadii kale caawo dhan, I'm going to be thinking about ciyaal xaafad-kii and cursing the wrong fella.. Xiin, Inanku geesi maahee, waa indho birr.

^Indeed. He was a man of deep understanding... “What can my enemies possibly do to me? My paradise is in my heart; wherever I go it goes with me, insepa­rable from me. For me, prison is a place of (religious) retreat; ex­ecution is my opportunity for martyrdom; and exile from my town is but a chance to travel.” Ibn Taymiyah.

All six depress me.. p.s Welcome to SOL, walaalo. I love your posts, Masha Allah.

A and T, If this is true, I'd throw my favourit arabic curse at you, but I guess it already happened.

Aaliyah, Not in London honey. Only family and malxiisado are allowed to wear dresses. You'll stick out like a sore thumb if you wear a dress. I don't know how we got to that. :confused: I like dresses. Ibtisaam, LOL.. I'll be waiting, don't forget I'm a few hours ahead of ya.. Okay, try the bacwayne with a plain bashmina and accessorise..

How's my darling doing? Wear dirac with cardigan / jacket (I saw a really nice perfect with jacket in HM before I left) and garbosaar, babes. It's lovey, lots of hijaabi sisters dress like that. Stay away from the abaaya, unless it's one of those dressy numbers. p.s Is this an asian wedding?

Originally posted by Iris: Mahr is a big deal for Somali's, someone I know had a relative getting married recently. The whole family chimed in, it seemed to be the event of the year..demanding this and that, they mentioned dahab, all expenses paid trip to Dubai to buy said dahab, ten thousand pounds and belayo kale. I think the man is a university student, no idea how that turned out. That's called mariin, love. The wedding gift usually given by the groom and his family, it's cultural and not an Islamic requirement. The mahar is the amount of money stated by the bride and is written in the contract, without it the contract is void.

Hehhehe..: Haneefa.. dee which way shall I go.. I'm so confused. LOL. Xalimo, I'm talking about the general trend in this thread to bash or paint women who choose an alternative lifestyle as weirdos as offensive. A woman who works is a western, jaahil blah, blah... Housewives are lazy (painting your nails all day is), don't know their rights and a let down to to 'those great women who paved the way'. Errm.. People make life choices on the basis of what works for their situation, why can't you just live it your way, without having to put others down? Ibtio, If I did, ma ciil baan qabi lahaa?

^LOL..Ma ila aragtaa.. they just can't help being offencive. Goodness! Paragon, LOL. I've been wrongly schooled, wallee. Hooyo canaan lasoo dhichi-eh bal sug!

^So that's what housewives do.. sit on their behind and paint their nails all day?

^Ditto on Ibn Qayyim. May Allah grant him the greatest reward. Brof.. that website is fantastic walahi. Jizaak Allah for posting.

Allah diradiraaleyaashan bal eeg. Bella, Don't be scared habo, you're entitled to your views. Welcome and Habeen wanaagsan. p.s your list also applies to men, just replace the 'she' with a 'he'. The answer must be in the 'plenty more'..

Castro, Okay, if you must but no biology. LMAO @ Naden.