Indhadeeq, that shit was funny as hell.

American Laws: California In Pacific Grove, City Ordinance #352 makes it a misdemeanor to kill or threaten a butterfly. In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. Florida In Sarasota, Florida it is illegal to wear swimwear while singing in a public place. Washington D.C. The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal. Ohio In Ohio, it is illegal to advertise beer if you are wearing a Santa Claus suit, or if you are a dog. Massachusetts State Laws Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches. Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked. An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public. Hunting on Sundays is prohibited. It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath. No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car. Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder. Quakers and witches are banned. Bullets may not be used as currency. In Boston Massachusetts : It is illegal to play the fiddle. Two people may not kiss in front of a church. No more than two baths may be taken within the confines of the city. Anyone may let their sheep and cows graze in the public gardens/commons at any time except Sundays. It is illegal to eat peanuts in church. In Marlboro City Massachusetts It is illegal to buy, sell or possess a squirt gun. One may not detonate a nuclear device in the city.

Am very happy to hear this.

Am very happy to hear this.

I try to be reasonable, and to me dating means spending time with someone with the intent of cultivating a romantic relationship. And I think this is a very important thing. Because without having a strong relationship with someone there is no way of caring for them, and without caring for each other, I think people should not marry. Every time I see brothers at the masjid and it seems like they are talking about marrying this girl or that girl, and in 4 months they are divorced! The question I ask is why. And the answer I came up with is that these people never knew each other. And the reason they never got to know each other is that they think even talking to each other is xaraam. So they never talk or spend anytime together until they marry. Anyway, what am getting at is: talking to the opposite sex is not xaraam. Spending time with the opposite sex is not xaraam. Having sex before marriage is xaraam. Lets be reasonable.

Remember that movie You've Got Mail???

The Path That Is Steep Let me climb the mountain Over it is the Garden of Delight I want to be among those That have chosen the Ascent At the Parting of the Two Paths

I need a date. I’ll take her to dinner. We will talk and laugh. I’ll take her for a walk in the city. We will talk and enjoy.

Every morning I open my eyes and see the night The darkness has covered me But He affirms that it not my eyes that see night But I have also lost my heart And I search for Him without my light

In English: http://islamicity.com/multimedia/radio/ch150/

Port 139 is used by NetBIOS over IP. I guess your running Windows 9x, or ME. If you have any shared files of drives on your system and are on a highspeed connection, you could have problems.

Port 139 is used by NetBIOS over IP. I guess your running Windows 9x, or ME. If you have any shared files of drives on your system and are on a highspeed connection, you could have problems.

whats this, am I the only person that gets spam?

whats this, am I the only person that gets spam?

If you are on a high-speed intenet connection, you maybe vulnerable to attacks. Find out what ports are open on your system by going to http://www.anti-trojan.net/?portscan

If you are on a high-speed intenet connection, you maybe vulnerable to attacks. Find out what ports are open on your system by going to http://www.anti-trojan.net/?portscan

Hi guys. Am running Oulooking 2000 Office SP2. I have Outlook configured for the Corporate or Workgroup E-Mail Service Option. The Services am connected to are: **Two Internet Email accounts **And a Microsoft Exchange Server Here is the issue: How do I specify which of the two Internet Email Services (SMTP account) that is to be used for sending a particular e-mail or replying to a particular e-mail? ================= Before I configured Outlook for Corporate/Workgroup to use with Exchange, I had it configured for Internet Mail Only. And I was able to specify which SMTP account to use to send a particular email by going to Options in the email message and there was dropdown menu labeled “Send Using” with all available SMTP accounts.

Hi guys. Am running Oulooking 2000 Office SP2. I have Outlook configured for the Corporate or Workgroup E-Mail Service Option. The Services am connected to are: **Two Internet Email accounts **And a Microsoft Exchange Server Here is the issue: How do I specify which of the two Internet Email Services (SMTP account) that is to be used for sending a particular e-mail or replying to a particular e-mail? ================= Before I configured Outlook for Corporate/Workgroup to use with Exchange, I had it configured for Internet Mail Only. And I was able to specify which SMTP account to use to send a particular email by going to Options in the email message and there was dropdown menu labeled “Send Using” with all available SMTP accounts.

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Interesting... Then the questions become for those of you that do not remember the last time don't pray, why? For those of you that make it 5 times a day keep it up.

I would study Islamic law as regards the state, leadership, and law enforcement. But I were to study Islam, I probebly would not study Law; atleast not as a first thing.

I'll take the "wait and see"... It seems what they are saying is that the chips will be able to store large amounts of data cheaply, but that data will slower to access. Kind of like tapes? Maybe the application for such technology will be data warehousing.

I'll take the "wait and see"... It seems what they are saying is that the chips will be able to store large amounts of data cheaply, but that data will slower to access. Kind of like tapes? Maybe the application for such technology will be data warehousing.

LOL I have to go with XawoTako