He happens to be loved by all the gals because of his songs i mean who wouldnt with avoice like that. Believe it or not after listening to songs like no one comes close or i wana know i fall in love with the idea of being in luv mad i know.

One thing thats missing in my life right now is....to get my dream car Why am i too concern about other ppl's feelings is it bacause

HEY DARMAN I LIKE THE STORY AND EVERYTHING BUT WHY AN INSECT WHEN U COULD'VE USED A HUMAN BEING or was there a particular reason for using an insect . :rolleyes: keep up the good work i'm waiting the next eposode.

HERE WE GO AGAIN. :rolleyes: U cant be a judge and be sided with the boyz some one else should be in charge i dont mind being the one if u dont have anything against me that is.

PSCHO-SUE Canbaro-luul: old fashioned named for an old fashioned kind of gal…lol Actually that name reminds me of my granny her name is canbaro warsamo and she’s one loud lady! So I call her canbaro warsheeg as for the luul…erm I haven’t a clue I dont think i can take this any more I have to change cambaro to sumthing else so if u have any suggestions let me know will u.

CURLY SUE you forgot to mention only fools and horses it's one of the best british comedy or shall i say one of my favourite.

canbaroluul, sister no doubt i am wadaad .. and if you are disappointed causse i am good wadaaad i think we need to talk.. u base ur judgment on 2 things: Here is where all the compilications kick off. :rolleyes: 1. cause i said non somali marrage is not advicable, sis religion has nothing to do, i just wanted what is best for her, and non somali means being away from her people and feeling lonly, they will be talking in URDU and she will be like what are they saying.. i dont want her to feel she is out spaced... Again it's nice of u to be concern but i seriously think U've done all u can it's abt time u respect her choices in life n be happy for her. 2. The JAWAAN i did not say hijaab, u know what i mean by JAWAAN ... u seen them they make them wear shulug that is not set by islamic teachings and that women can hardly see with it, sister alhamdulilah our religion respect women and afghan most not all think women should be observed and should not be trusted and they should not be educated and that is not islam... so dear dont get me wrong and judge me ... I dont think i know what u mean but if u're saying the afgani style is non islamic then u need to have a solid evidence to support ur case cuz as far as our religion concern as long as u cover ur body from head to toe is considered Xijaab it doesnt matter which ever style u prefer. I also think ur stereo typing him by suggesting he migh abuse her rights. may advice is get to know the brotha then only then can u judge him for wat he is not what u think he might turn up to be. you are programmed to hate the man. :mad: Congratulations lovely me.

Nasra As soon as i realised how much u hated my name i was ready for a figh but i witdrew my figh the minute u called me qalanjo-luul thnx.

Thnx xafsa if u ever need a helping hand look no further. Darman I'm watching how to kill a guy in ten seconds if xafsa's method of killing doesnt work I'll do it myself. PS thnx for the offer but unfortunetely i have to decline the one time opportunity on the grounds of insanity.

Like aplus said this was supposed to be special :mad: but not anymore thnx to u. Dont bring third party into this its clearly between u n me i dont wanna see u ruining some one else's life because of me. Ps how come u havent shown my last email which read I dare u to open the attachment

Shyhem Suppose allah CSW granted you a wife that has all the things u look for a wife plus is educated and be able to manage her time between her work, house work and still has plenty of time to spend with her husband. My question is what have you got to offer her and dont give me i'm the man of the house i go out and earn a living cuz as i stated b4 she too works on top of everything else. My point is such woman may exit and if so u have to be such man to desserve her u cant be an avarage guy and at the same time ask for sumthing u couldnt compete. :rolleyes:

OG I can understand u want wat is best for ur couzin and u have every right to get involve and be concern however ur disapproval is based on race rather than religion which is rather strange. I never believed ur claim of being wadaad n here is my proof u said he'll make her wear JAWAANI'm very disapointed in u and if u were a real wadaad u wouldnt be calling the xijaab jawaan would u. :confused: :mad: U also said u wouldnt go to the wedding dont u think ur overreacting i know u mentioned sumwhere how u even purposed to her so she wouldnt marry him but got rejected what u need to understand though is that husbands come and go but ur relationship with her will never end unless u do sumthing crazy which may result loosing ur fav couzin for good. Like sum1 said dhiiga ha isku kicinin and who knows if lovely's marriage turn up to be succesfull sum of us May follow her footsteps and u could die of shock uttering not u too cambaro as ur last words.

I too thought myname was goint to be on the list and i wanted to know who the other four were. Xafsa on behalf of all the nomads here I'd like to say how grateful we all r for making darman's life living hell bless u sis. he got away with so many things but i guess he run out of luck this time hound him for the rest of his life so we can enjoy what's left of our lives.

I dont think any1 wanna try mine just wat i thought too complicated right i knew it the minute i decided to call myself that. Og i'm just glad u have found sumthing ur good at. u can call it a hidden talent.

Darman I dare u to repeat that. :mad: :mad: :mad: Sum skinny a$$ is gonna get busted u better watch out.

Darman I hear ya, say... don’t you think finding an honest, loving, and kind soul mate is getting harder by the minute!! i just want to kiss this bachelorship lifestyle good bye, but dont seem to find the right person.. do u feel me. Is that y u became stalker . Sorry to break the new for u but as long as u've got that stinging attitude no woman will ever come anywhere near u.

OG Happy 60th birthday. we dont usually see Guyz celebrating birthdays but in the case of OG is exceptional. cuz not only is he turning to 60 he's also abt to retire. Today is ur especial day. so may your Birthday and everyday ahead bring worlds of joy and dreams come true! HAVE A LOVELY DAY SANADKAAN SANADKIIS ALAHA BARWAAQO IYO BASHBASH HA KUUGU GAARSIIYO (AAMIIN)

Lol@DarmanIshayda yeesan ku helin ee iga qaley nooh. Aplus lafo waaweyn aa adaaba sheeko keentey.

DARMAN As much as i hate u i must admit I'm fascinated by ur creativity not to mention Ur ability to get every1's nerve. Aplus, sos and Ilhaam how did u get my pic didnt know u were experts on hacking. I hate when ppl tell me i'm fat it breaks my poor heart. If darman is one of the admins then i think i should sue somaliaonline for violating my rights. :mad: :mad:

What a great story that was it proves the somali saying waxaad dhigataa dib bey kuu anfacaan.

Dalmar Luul if you ever call this topic not interesting or educational i will DECAPITATE YOU, THEN THROW YOUR HEAD IN THE BUSHES AND FEED YOUR BODY TO THE WILD HOGS No wonder they say Dictators' mind think alike. wat abt freedom of speech. :rolleyes: You have to be able to take critisim. :mad: scorpion THIRD SCENARIO You meet this guy at a club and strick up a great conversation and have a good time. At the end of time as you guyz are standing outside, you say to him excitengly, "hey man i had a wonderful time and really want to keep in touch. Here is my number give me call tomorrow around 11.." So the guy calls around that time and this is what he hears, "Hello you have reached the police station departement of sexual pedifilers, how may i help you?..." I once try to do that but unfortunetely i couldnt remember the number of my local police station. There was this sudanese guy whom i met in a train, i just couldnt get rid of him he kept asking my No even when i told him i wasnt going to give him. I guess sum ppl think persistent is the way to go. Anywayz r u sure u havent tried any of the above.

I've answered all the questions except q? 4. my answer to that was i would burry the dead man in no mans land and this is the message i got. :mad: Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real idiot and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. ... What a cruel thing to say but i have no intention of putting myself on the line to rescue sum bunch of ungrateful passengers . When it comes to this kind of questions i never manage to answer all of it but who's to say they measure the person's IQ. :rolleyes: Legent of ZU I guess i beat u this time how could u not know the driver was u when the question started with ur driving a car. i guess ur Brain cells are declining where as mine they're increasing by the day.

very funny lool . I just love jokes made by blondes. they cant be that naive can they. :confused:

MALAIKA let me see....i guess i would shoot the guys who killed my father..but on a second thought....i don't think i would want to do that ..am gonna leave it to god ..he will take care of them. First of all I'm very sorry to hear abt ur lost (may allah SWC)have mercy on ur father's soul amiin. Secondly I'm sure the murderer will get his punishment in this world and the here-after. Back to the topic if i had only one bullet i would get sharon, bush and putin and play a rusian roulie for fun and see which one runs out of luck i wouldnt bother TONY blair the way i figured if his master (Bush) dies the little pupet wouldnt last another day.

if the "why girls like bad guys" topic was a human i would have shot em in the head just so it wont be discussed anymore.. Lord have mercy.. it seems we have lots of teenagers here.. Admin can you please put an age disclaimer on SOL so kids wont stress us out with these silly topics.. Darman next time u get pissed of by sum1's post make sure u dont leave an evidence behind cuz it can be used against u in the court of justice. I think u should apologise to harbism for his post cuz to tell u the truth i found his topic very interesting and educational than urs. Sorry didnt mean to sound hash but i just had to let u know so u woudnt make the same mistake twice.