Originally posted by OG_Girl: egyption ladies r smart , they fill man's tummy coz his brain wont think about other woman ...lol. ok I will add one thing , don't let him have money ... take all his money and give him pocket money every morning , just what he needs for lunch, hope I helped here Salam you reminded me the saying the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, but then again one has to be a brilian cook to conquered that part of the man which leaves those that can't cook wont cook in a worse position. and about the pocket money you might as well send him to a concentration camp like the jews in germany.

Here we go again. :rolleyes:

I got 56% i cant believe it i was expecting more than that. You scored a 56% on the "How Somalian are you?" Quizie! 65 people had a score lower than yours 29 people had a score higher than yours 4 people had a score the same as yours Gediid you deserve a prize but first we need to see prove any1 can claim to scored 100% namean.

whats with italian tourists! Here is another one A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, cool down lady," said the man. "I'm just telling my friend how to spell Mississippi."

Me hate cold so i prefer rain. CK Ninje waa maqley laakiin superman iyo badman waligey ma maqal adaaba warkeeney cajiib.

modest This is really sad walahi what can we do to help her we need so more info.

these pictures are sickening i dont know how these american soldiers can be so inhuman. May Allah help all Muslims in these situations Yaa Rahman Yaa Rahiim. Amiin. amiin.

wlc Arsenal. I hate Man United so much i also hate their former player Beckham dont you think that dumb fool is being over-rated. WARNING!!! NO ManU supporter is allowed to this noble site . you heard the man No man United supporters are allowed. DA Arsenal is a soccer team mind you the best in uk.

Honey-D, I think you're talking about the movie "Cat's and Dogs". Thats the name thanks DA.

I'm with X-quizit on this If it was crush you'd get over him by now but the fact that you're still thinking of having him back indicate how much he means to you. hang in there i'm sure he'll crawl back to you as soon as he realises what he's missing out. Try-me, sis I like vedhy much, u r intelligent funny and kind person therefore I'm willing to interduce u to my cousin. He is built, tall handsome I swear he looks like Graig David...if u r intrested PM moi. waxaad tahay gabdhaha sharafta badan oo reer kastaba rabaan in ey familkooda ku darsadaan. PM moi.....boqolaalo aa la isku kor wadaa uugu dambeenti kii ku cajabiyo sharaf u yeel ee ugee familkaaga. looooool thats an offer you cant refuse CK has he got a brotha just curious thats all.

Originally posted by Modesty: Honey-D don't get me wrong, I do know how to read the quran. I also am still learning about my religion, but I know all the esentials, alhamdulilah. Originally posted by Buubto: Modesty macaanto u doing really well and may Allah increase ur knowledge (Amin). our sisters all they trying to say is, there is big difference when u listen qur’aan and understand it at the same time, rather than looking up the translation. I don’t know how to explain it, but the sense of joy & fear of Allah u feel is over whelming. U just want to listen more, just because u understand it. No matter how professionally they translate it into any other language nothing beats the original (Arabic) The sista knows what she's talking about Therefore i rest my case.

'All I have in this world is my word and my balls and I don't break them for nobody' Scareface Here is mine Never hate your enemies, it affects your judgement.

You know your story reminds of a movie cant remember the name its about a gal who meets a guy through radio talk show which she was hosting but because of her low self steem she asks her friend (uma Thurman) to pretend to be her when the guy meets UMa he falls in love with her immediately. I think your friend should definetely see that movie. She should've told him the first time her friend met the guy but now that everything is going smooth for them i dont see why she should spoil it.

or it could have been qaad without shaah. 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

loool this is so funny walahi thnks you just made my day.

very sad indeed, ignorance has many forms this being one of them.

There are two kinds of women High maintenance and Low maintenance I see dead people The sixth sense

Kynda thnks for sharing the article with us. Hope that helped. BUUBTO I dont think any1 else could've translated so beautifully the way you did you made me wanna read more of this thnks again macaanto. Originally posted by Modesty: Kynda I'm taking Somali classes so you know how that goes.Is it wajiib for us to speak arabic? No.Although I think Arabic is a beautiful language,I don't think it's that important for me to speak it. If you dont learn arabic how else wil you be able to understand the religion.

I believe the Ethopians are the most nicest people i have ever come across But Unfortunetely its their goverment i've got problem with i hope that makes sense. well said INTUITION.

As for the topic, I love perfumes..But you have to know what the girl likes you just cant get anything...although it's always the thought that counts. Yusra Sorry to bust your bubbles in this case the gift counts not the thought.

Originally posted by Qac Qaac: OG girl u don't agree with the bro, no need to attack him personally... with comments like, did u swallow your man pride.. that is un call for. D.A. come on, i thought u were a lot smarter than this... don't u know contracts are meant to be broken... no offense, biyo qaboow cab b4 aad xanaaqin. Practice what you preach you cant accuse one for being rude whilst you insult another.

MIZZ-Unique Honey D...He wont be with his kids 24/7 anywayz now that he is married to another female, they will be seeing less of him if they like it or not. Question then becomes personal: meaning if I was to put myself through the torture or be happy with out him? one might suffer from a low self esteem and think less of themselves(thinking they would never find themselves another man)and live with him, unhappy and miserable. Or one might just leave. I can understand you want to protect yourself from getting hurt But what about your children they too are the victims often left with so many unexplained questions shouldnt you be taking their feelings into consideration. to answer ur question on kids missing out on their dad> Dont u think the other woman might actually bare children for him too, again he would be bound to be between houses unless u are willing to let Her share ur home too . Kids can have a father figure if u remarry(trust me most step fahter are good with step children) Not all children get alone with their step fathers and vice versa you cant assume things will workout. at the end it comes to personal choice ..and if he adored his kids so much why leave them? Like i said B4 every human being has a weakness lets say this is one of his weaknesses. I'm not saying you shouldnt act what you think is right for both parts but i'm more concern about the welfare of the children. also 4 the sisters who only think, men marries another women because of desire, u guys are not quit right. he might marry her, 4 alot of other reasons, it could be 4 money, family member, his brother's wife after his brother passed away. he could marry her to help this women with her kids, so the kids don't feel with out father figure at home. I totally disagree its all to do with pleasure period.

lol nice one X-quizit

I'm sure you're not the only love victim here the more you think about it the more pain you suffer my advice is close the past window and open the future door i can guarantee u, you will discover a hidden treasure the only question is are you ready to take up the challenge. But, even the cat broke my heart, man. She’d sneak out at night when I’m fast asleep and go cavorting with the neighbourhood’s tomcats. loooool

P.S. None of that Memorial Business about 'I just want His SMILE or that bus transfer receipt when we first met on the bus going to school etc. blah blah blah OK!!! just what I was about to say i guess i have to hit the exit button looks like my ideal gift is not acceptable in here. :rolleyes: