northern, southern or Djabutian man First of all there is no such thing call Djabutian its jabutian diric aad ba nimankii ka dhigtey Djabuuti aa. :confused: Secondly i prefer eastern man.

I wasnt aware of me getting old until i started listening to somali songs (i never used to) Go to somali aroos ( i used to hate it but now its different story). :cool: I alwayz think ahead theze dayz whereas b4 tommorow was never mattered. My taste in music, cloths, and other things have changed. :cool: I'm not as fussy as i used to. This is probably gonna sound weird but i'm starting to enjoy older ppl's conversation when i say older i mean 50-60 yr olds. (I guess i should gain the title weirdo) :confused: Does it worries me nahh actually its the other way round.

Can i make my list after the ramadan i've got so many things to get off my chest and hopefully i'll feel better afterwards. :rolleyes: lol@lakad i thought we were called somali maxamed becuz of maxed siyaad but since he dead now shouldnt we call ourselves somali-kaladaadsan.

As you can see, the choices are endless...help me pick will you...what reputation should I give myself?...I'm thinking Headcase would be the most amusing for others but Evil moderator would be the most rewarding for me What brought this on, i thought every body liked our cat. I'm quite happy with da way u r, there's no need to change just to please other's. :rolleyes:

My education comes first if society chooses to label me as a selfish then be it,what is the point of having kids if u cant support them financially u may argue its the man's job to provide his family i agree but what if u break up or he dies what would u do, how would u be able to support ur children we cant take anything for granted in this life. :rolleyes: words are the most powerful drug used by mankind.

Okeey its beautiful city although i alwayz thought it was the worse place to be but i guess hearing too many stories about FLIGHT 13 had big impact on my judgement. If there is any flight 13 please dont get offended.

HIBO Thnx sis. BAASHI I got it from hiiraan.com and the guy who wrote it is called AHMED HAMUD he is a poet.

Buubto Mansha-allah wat a poet that was Jazakalaahu qayr.

Most ppl pray 11 ragcaad and some do 8 ragcaad and perform the 3 remaining ragcaad known as witir at home. I have neve heard of 20 ragcaad b4 21 yes but not 20. alahuma inaka cafuuwun kariimun tuxibun cafwa fu'fucana.

I am a warlord I am a Hustler I am a Holy Man I am a Marine I am a Moryaan I am a Dottore I am a Driver I am: what I wannabe I am a Warlord I prey on the weak Steal from the poor Rob from the dead Kill and rape Pillage and burn I am a Warlord! I inject pain Administer sorrow I Relish the agony of grieving mothers The lament of defeated fathers The vanishing glimpse of a wasted child I am a Warlord! I am a locust I chew on cables and concrete Munch on signatures of history Wreck havoc on monuments and museums Harvest gold and silver from the dead I am a Warlord! I am a bulldozer I destroy and devastate Steal the gifts of God Harvest the birds and the bees Poison the seas Cut the trees I Cultivate hunger and hate I am a Warlord! I Sow and sell substance that kill Peddle doomed aspirin to cousins and kin Trade dead-trees carcasses to Shaytaans and Sheikhs I am a Warlord When implored to stop Told not to kill and steal Not to destroy and rape Told not to reap the wrath of God I shrug and laugh Roar and roll Peek at my crystal ball See an enemy bleep I flash my clan card Dawn my Reer 1 jacket Peek at my crystal ball And yell Tola=eey! Tola=eey! 2 Cousins and kin! Sons of mighty men of yore! In Mogadishu and Minnesota Resist and fight! The enemy is near! The end is here! I am a Warlord When the dust settles And the dough is down The bullet scarce I flash the peace sign Recite the Quraan Don my three-piece suit Jump on a plane And call upon the Man I am a Warlord! When I return to my den I return to what I do best Prey on the weak Steal from the poor Rob from the dead Kill and rape Pillage and burn I am a Warlord! DO U LOVE ME?

I totally like da idea of dhaqan celis i'm sure my 20+ nephews and nieces could do a little trip to somalia since they have lost the language, culture and if we dont keep them undersupervised all da time could loose da religion as well, but than again where would u send them da whole of somalia is in a state of war.Even some of the places dat used to be peace aint so save now wat a shame.

I came here thinking by de end of my visit to this tread I'll get something good out of it. But guess wat i'm confuse to y a god fearing brotha would come here to probagate suufism, i just dont understand i thought ppl left suufism long time ago. :rolleyes: Its the last hour and the period of great tribulation, Very tue indeed. Alaha naga badbaadiyo fidnada sheydaanka.

Ramadan Kariim Every1 It was wonderful Mansha-allah. Alaha na siiyo qayrka bishaan barakeysan (Aamiin).

Why Stupid people shouldnt be allowed to travel The following are actual stories provided by travel agents: I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?" I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts. "Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, "Capecod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa." Her response ... click. A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state." A nice lady just called. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20am and got into Chicago at 8:33am. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of llinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that! A woman called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know who's luggage belongs to who?" I said, "No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said FAT, and I'm overweight, is there any connection?" After putting her on hold for a minute while I "looked into it" (I was actually laughing) I came back and explained the city code for Fresno is FAT, and that the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage. I just got off the phone with a man who asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he meant, which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these darn planes have numbers on them." A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah, whatever." A woman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York" The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent: "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the customer. After some searching, the agent came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Hippopotamus anywhere." The customer retorted, "Oh don't be silly. Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?" "That's it! I knew it was a big animal!"

Soul-lady looooooooool u made laugh walahi. BUUBTO Aamiin ya rabi.

Maalin maal maha ka mid ah ayaa waxaa dagaal dhex marey labo nin oo reer xamar ah waxaa goobtey isku dagaalaayeen joogey nin sadexaad oo arkaaya siday wax u dhaceen Waxaa marka meesha soo maray nin reer waqooyi ah waxay ka codsadeen inuu u gar naqo sidaa daraadeed codsigooduu ka aqbaley labada nin ee is dagaashey waxaa la kala dhihi jirey cumarow iyo aweysow. kii marqaatiga ahaa baa la yiri hadal oo sheeg sidey wax u dhaceen hadalkiisa wuxuu ku bilaabey. Marqaatigii : aweysow waxaas qabaa cumarow walaashiis yaa la qabaa cumarow walaashiis yaa qabaa aweyso marka cumarow aa dharbaaco ku dhuftey aweeyso yaa wax ku dhufanaayo cumarow yaas ku dhuftey aweyso. markuu intaas maraayo ayuu ninkii reer waqooyiga inta xanaaqey ku yiri war ordoo i dhaafa waaxay ninkaan maantoo idil sheekada dhaafsiin la aweys iyo cumar. If u aint from xamar u wont get it. Nin baa wuxuu soo galey maqaayad wuxuu dalbaday bariis ma yaalo ayaa la yiri wuxuu yiri baasto ayaa iska qaadanaa waxaa la yiri baastana ma taalo markaasuu yiri hadaba maxaa yaalo waxaa lagu yiri ukun intuu istaagey buu yiri yahooy haday ukun wax tarayso habartii dhashay(dooraduu sheegooyaa) mijiyahaas ma lahaateen (doorada lugaheed caatada ah buu leeyahay hady wax vitamin leedahay lugaheda saas uma yar yaraadeen). Words are the most powerful drug used by mankind

sheyham You could be right 4saying all da decent guys r taken. Actually i was thinking of posting a topic with da tittle y r all da good looking guys r taken. :confused:

OG Mohammed Ali without a doubt. So who would fit dat creteria hmmmmmmmmmm as much as i like to support u i cant in case they say i was harbouring a terorist. :eek: Ramadaan kariim.

OG ha ha ha ha dat's exacly what they'd say. I cant say who'd be Mohamed ali (incase i'm accuse of something u know)but i know who i can bet on to win. :cool:

I dont believe one can find a true love on da net but u may find a friend and ppl often cant differentiate between friendship and relationship. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: OG Thnx 4da compliment.Ur not dying r u its just i never heard u say a one decend word about us and all of da sudden ur praising us am i missing something. :confused: BTW why dont u and sean settle this matter once and 4all. Just like Mohamed ali V Joe frassier.

damnnnnnnnnnnnnn dat was funy he wont go anywher near somali chic ever which is good in a way.

ameenah Igu ogow sis i'll make sure he spends da rest of his life in a tiny cell.

Lakad Aniga iyo Barwaaqo cigaal shiidaal aa wax noo galey.

Damn dat was good thnx sis.

To tell u da truth i wouldnt know i do believe love exists but to go dat far as cilmi boodhari (alaha u naxariisto) did is something beyond our immigination and believe. To love some1 so much dat u're prepare to sacrifice ur own self over there's is crazy. I wouldnt want some1 loving me dat much or me doing da same thing 4them its just not right u kno wat am i saying.